thebellekeys

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hey! you seem to have digital copies of a lot of books so i was wondering if you happen to have the tmi graphic novels as well? yk, for fr*e?

Hi! Yes, I do have them. DM me if you would like to... discuss.

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my 2024 top 3s

top albums

Paris Paloma - Cacophony

Charli XCX - BRAT

Sabrina Carpenter - Short n' Sweet

top shows

Interview with the Vampire (Seasons 2)

Slow Horses (Seasons 3 and 4)

Monsters: The Lyle and Erik Menendez Story

top movies

Challengers

The Idea of You

Civil War

top book releases

Coco Mellors - Blue Sisters

Casey McQuiston - The Pairing

Ann Liang - I Hope This Doesn't Find You

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i fear that only river, lamb, catherine, and roddy are actually safe from dying. everyone else is fair game...

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Slow Horses fans processing the season 5 trailer

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Kadiff Kirwan as Marcus Longridge in SLOW HORSES 4x06 "Hello Goodbye"

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all the moons of 2024

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every time you reblog, a colleen hoover book gets burnt to crisp

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What is slow horses and where can I watch it 🔥

It's a great tv show about suckish MI5 spies! It's on Apple TV (I think). I usually stream it using... my other methods though.

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What do you mean slow horses isn't a slice-of-life workplace comedy with found family elements. What do you mean people die.

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them though...

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character of all time to me

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i want river to know he has a mum and dad who care about him an awful lot and would risk their lives for him very few questions asked and they are called catherine standish and jackson lamb.

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He's a highly trained MI5 spy. He's also a fucking idiot. He's bisexual. He has mother issues. He has father issues. He digs around in trash. He has no sense of self preservation. He ran around on a broken leg for half a season and then got blown up by a grenade. He speaks French. He's a journalist. He has fumbled bomb threats on two separate occassions. He has more head injuries then you can count. He's a freak for pain. He's been in a situationship with his rival for 10 years. He throws up when he sees blood. His mom was in a cult. His dad was the leader of said cult. He is permanently having the worst day of his life. He has the saddest, wettest eyes known to man.

I didn't say his name, but he popped into your head, didn't he?

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Happy (late) slow horses day to all who celebrate

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I love this show.

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I can NOT fucking believe i am watching this shit happen in real time.

Overnight I've watched the wiki page for 4B go from a single line of text describing it as a feminist movement and four more lines beneath it explaining the rules, to now it being a several paragraph screed about how it is a terf riddled, transphobic, transwomen hating movement made intentionally and with the sole purpose to stop women from having sex with transwomen.

The article editing history shows this all being done overnight. It also shows it mostly being done by a single user who INTERESTINGLY ENOUGH has been flagged multiple times for getting into editing wars on the CIRCUMCISION and FORESKIN wiki pages!!!! You cannot make this shit up!!

American women only briefly floated the idea that they shouldn't have sex with anyone that can get them pregnant in a time where pregnancy could be a death sentence and like fucking LIGHTNING these folks come out the gate to shut it down in every way possible.

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hey, quick reminder: winning at capitalism is not feminism, actually.