#white collar

[its-me-hals]

Give your FBI agent some enrichment. Give them a treasure hunt, they'll enjoy it, I promise :)

[myfairkatiecat]

forgery is a fake crime and therefore we should let neal caffrey get away with everything

okay sure there are instances in which forgery is most certainly a big deal but honestly if neal can make a forgery good enough to fool experts then he deserves to have his work in the museum tbh

like sure he stole the original painting but he was thoughtful enough to put a perfect replica of the masterpiece in place! museum loses zero money nobody has any idea and neal gets to chuckle to himself because he got away with it and has the actual original painting

#letnealgetawaywitharttheft

[daughterofnyks2003]

I'm sorry, I have forgotten about the absolute icon

Priest with a bicycle (Ojciec Mateusz)

Weird people who are better than the police at Everything

So I'm compiling a list of people in movies/tv shows who are helping the police. Let's see which one is most idiotic. This is only the ones I've seen, so feel free to add your stuff.

So far I have:

Anthropologist (Bones)

Writer (Castle)

Cleaning lady (High Potential)

Schizophrenic neuroscientist (Perception)

Fake psychic medium (Psych)

Cannibalistic therapist (Hannibal)

Devil Himself (Lucifer)

Alleged art forger (White Collar)

High functional sociopath (Sherlock)

Every superhero ever

Blood analyst/serial killer (Dexter)

Human lie detector (Lie to me)

Guy with a computer in his brain working at target (Chuck)

[jackharkness]

| WHITE COLLAR | 2.13 “Countermeasures”

[megalokiodinsonlove]

Just imagined Diana and Jones scaring Neal at the office on Halloween but instead of a funny moment, Neal starts to panic getting triggered for something from his past and spends the rest of the day very quiet, which worries Peter.

Don't ask for details, it was a random thought 😅

[dycozen]

Tried the Ghabli trend on White Collar

[crimsonbreeze]

#perfect couple is perfect#he's even more flawless when he's all protective

[writeitinsharpie]

Neal: I know a guy who can help us

Peter: you can just say Mozzie. We all know it's Mozzie.

[awkwardanxiousasexual]

Currently two seasons into white collar and I think my favorite part is whenever Neal says he knows a guy and then that guy is always Mozzie

[hexedwinchester]

My Fictional Boyfriend Type

so i was discussing Stefan Salvatore with my friend and she drops this bomb that i have a type in fictional characters (boyfriends as she likes to call them).. For reference, this is my list of favorite fictional characters: 1. Sam Winchester 2. Edward Cullen 3. Stefan Salvatore 4. Neal Caffrey 5. Patrick Jane. (The list is longer but this is top 5) note, my friend doesn't know much about Stefan and Neal Caffrey. Apparently, as per her, these characters are similar which is why I am attracted to them. At first, I didn't believe her because, well i didn't, but she had some very good points to make:

Good hair: which i thought was quite okay, I mean, actors should have that, right? but when i come to think about it, Sam and Edward are known for their hair among other things. Stefan gets teased about 'hero hair' and Neal and Patrick have good hair too. so not too far off?

Calm but can explode: ok yes, this is cryptic but true. All these characters are known for being calmer than other characters but they are also known to implode if pushed beyond their limit

Smarter people in the room: Again true. Sam, Neal and Patrick are smart cookies which is an obvious trait for them and if you see, both Edward and Stefan repeat high school/college a lot more than other characters in the show

Lean built: Again, this could be more of an actor thing but so true, all these characters have a lean built (except Sam in later seasons) but to be honest, Jared by default is leaner whereas Dean is bit broad in that sense. Edward, Stefan, Neal all have a lean built. Although Patrick may not, he is still leaner compared to Rigsby and Cho in The Mentalist

Independent: This was a very good point she made. All these characters are capable of being independent. All these characters at some point have chosen to walk away and be independent

Genuinely good characters with a dark side/secret: Well, no surprise there either. Sam with his demon blood, Edward with his vampire secret, Stefan and his ripper era, both Neal and Jane with their con artist secrets.

So, what do y'all think? Do i have a type then? :D

psst, why are there only few gifs for Stefan?! :(

[gonnadosomethingwmylife]

peter burke is so funny bc he’s a completely normal guy except he’s been obsessed with two people to a point of stalking (his wife and the conman he chased for years) but it’s fine bc they’re just as obsessed with him 😭???

[myfairkatiecat]

me and @nowjumpinthewater

[screaming-falling-bird]

Between binge read this on Ao3 and the song and band from the title I am a different being now thank you

Febuwhump 2025 masterlist

This is the first time I've completed a whole event! I had a blast (even if I burned myself out a bit lol oops). All fic links are below the cut.

Day 1: Vocal Cords. White Collar - Neal gets hurt on a job, and the injury interferes with a very important part of his identity.

Day 2: Holding Back Tears. White Collar - Post s3e16, Neal muses on the plane.

Day 3: Pinned Down. White Collar - Someone attacks Neal on his way to the Burke’s house.

Day 4: Alt 3 - Pick Who Dies. Leverage - Parker, Hardison, and Eliot are kidnapped together. Their captor asks Parker to make a choice.

Day 5: Not Trusting Reality. Leverage - During The Experimental Job, Parker sneaks in to give all the prisoners - including Eliot - jackets.

Day 6: Forced To Stay Awake. Leverage - Hardison is a genius who sometimes forgets he’s human. Good thing Eliot and Parker are there to remind him. Set during The King George Job.

Day 7: Alternate Timeline Self. Leverage/White Collar - Sterling and Hagan are identical twins who haven’t seen each other since they were ten.

Day 8: Bleeding Out. White Collar - Neal and Peter are kidnapped, and Peter is injured when they try to escape.

Day 9: Alt 8 - On The Run. White Collar - A look inside Neal’s mind when on the run pre-canon.

Day 10: Magic Exhaustion. The Librarians - Cassandra channels a bit too much magic during a case. There are consequences.

Day 11: Demonic Possession. The Librarians - Ezekiel can’t sleep, and he keeps losing time, ending up in strange places. He doesn’t think anything of it at first, until something more sinister happens.

Day 12: Used As Practice. Leverage - Moreau is experimenting with a new interrogation technique, and Eliot volunteers as a test subject.

Day 13: I Don't Trust Anyone Else. Leverage - Eliot gets injured during a job in season one. Parker is the only one around to help.

Day 14: Becoming The Monster. Leverage - A look through Eliot’s life, and what he sees in the mirror.

Day 15: Icarus. White Collar - Neal’s life, told through the myth of Icarus.

Day 16: Alt 6 - Emergency Surgery. White Collar - Neal gets injured during a case, only this injury has long-lasting repercussions.

Day 17: Alt 1 - Major Character Death. The Librarians - Ezekiel remembers And The Point of Salvation, but he doesn’t tell the rest of the team.

Day 18: Living Weapon. Leverage - Eliot doesn’t see himself the way the team sees him.

Day 19: Death Wish. The Librarians - Ezekiel doesn’t think anyone would mourn him if he died. An encounter with a magical creature shows him just how wrong he is.

Day 20: I Did Good, Right? White Collar - Neal calls in sick, and Peter goes to check on him.

Day 21: Put On Display. Leverage - A look into Eliot and Moreau's relationship pre-canon.

Day 22: Grab The Little One. White Collar - Peter and Mozzie are kidnapped together, and get on each other's nerves.

Day 23: Gunshot Wound. White Collar - Neal is sent undercover on a case that goes sideways.

Day 24: Forced To Beg. Leverage - Eliot and Hardison are kidnapped together. Rather than trying to break Eliot directly, their captor takes a different approach.

Day 25: Bound And Gagged. White Collar - Neal and Peter are kidnapped while undercover. Their captors don’t want to hurt Peter since he’s an FBI agent, but the same can’t be said for Neal. AKA Peter's POV of leave him alone.

Day 26: Concealing An Injury. White Collar - Neal has some bruises after getting shot in s4e10.

Day 27: Post-Victory Collapse. Leverage - Hardison gets kidnapped, and Eliot is injured while rescuing him.

Day 28: Recovery. White Collar - Neal recovers slowly from his injury. Chapter 2 of Day 1.

[neal-caffreys-hat]

The edit version of this post by @myfairkatiecat

The Only One

[suburbonlegends]

“i’m a top” “im a bottom” okay????? i’m an internationally-renowned art thief????? and tonight i’m here to rob you????