#the emperor bg3

[onalisea]

(Sorry, I deleted this because I wasn’t sure about it. reposting again because the old folks give me joy)

Sybil and Emp are my geriatric pairing or at least that’s the vibe

[baldursgateconceptart]

The Emperor

Concept art for Baldur's Gate 3

*Artist Unclear* If anyone knows the artist comment below

[astarionsjuicebox2001]

The Emperor: A little bit of both

Tav: I've started seeing someone.

Astarion: As in dating or a hallucination?

[unclefaust]

[kikicolors]

my lisa frank princess 💗

[whimperingwizard]

BG3 + tumblr posts II

[superectojazzmage]

Typical day in Baldur's Gate 3 camps

Dark Urge: *jizzes in his pants at the thought of killing people and than breaks down cry-laughing while putting a gun in his mouth and yelling that he's really gonna do it this time*

Lae'Zel: Oh my Vlaakith, I NEED to fuck this guy.

Shadowheart: Typical. I don't know why I bother with you pitiful- HOLY SHIT THE DOG JUST DID A ROLL, SOMEONE GET ME THE CAMERA

Karlach: I burned it by touching it and than accidentally crushed it with my huge muscles, soldier. Sorry.

Gale: *choking to death on a magic pendant he tried to eat*

Wyll: Does anyone care about Gale dying?

Astarion: *painting his nails* No.

Halsin: I'LL SAVE YOU, GALE. *turns into a bear and runs away to kill goblin children*

Minsc: I'LL SAVE YOU, GALE. *throws Boo at Astarion's face*

Minthara: I'm hotter than all of you, have I mentioned that?

Emperor: You know who's REALLY hot? You if you become a mind flayer. Use the tadpole. Please. I'm begging you, just a little. Use the tadpole. Please, for the love of Ao, use it.

Withers: Doust any of thoust hath games on yon phones?

Jaheira:

[lucidpeech]

The Emperor, in Alexander McQueen RTW 2023

[embrace-your-illithid]

[xenterra]

"Sometimes I felt almost like we were dancing our way towards something deeper..."

[batpersik-art]

[emperorsgf]

bg3 main characters + major arcana (part 2)

[ju-liczka]

That was a very hard choice for my naturally ass gifted Tav...

After all, those are some important assets.

Sacrifices are needed my dear.

[rage-claw]

i've been holding onto these for too long and i cant stop making them, im obsessed with these idiots in charge of saving the world

[basketobread]

i felt SO bad during my first campaign cuz personally i really like the emperor but my tav lotus??? forget it. they're an asshole to everyone. the way the rejection was handled made me laugh tho. i can't remember the dialogue fully but the emperor was just like "oh. yes. of course. forget i said anything." like NOOO dude im sorry </3

[thefloatingstone]

Mizora propositioned me literally the morning after I spent all night having sex with The Emperor.

This made every line of her dialogue unintentionally hilarious.