#enver gortash

[thedorkurge]

What stage of durgetash brainrot is "Writing sad double-column poetry"

[luinen-bluewater]

I was drawing Gortash's gauntlet again (bc I clearly hate myself) and I was wondering stuff. Maybe somebody else has already noticed it, but looking at his left hand the only rings covering the tip of his fingers (and so potentially impeding his movements) are on his pinky and ring finger, leaving the middle finger, the index and the thumb naked. So, horny (and valid) considerations aside, this is exacly what a person that uses their hands for holding a pen, working and more generally speaking doesn't want to accidentally self-gauge their eyes off, would wear on their dominant hand. If we consider also that headcanon that wants his Netherstone to be encased in the back of his right hand and the fact that anyway the full gauntlet is way too unpractical to be worn on a dominant hand, makes even more sense to me that Gortash could be left handed.

[hopefulpainterexpert]

Gortash absolutely smells like amber and sandalwood with a hint of lemon, or something like that.

Normally.

That's a dude who takes a daily shower (based on his portrait) and then spends 30 minutes putting on hair gel and eyeliner.

Normally.

However, the Gortash we see in the game?

He's a widow. He can't even button his shirt right.

So in the game I think he smells like a man who had a shower 3 days ago and just sprayed some expensive cologne to cover up the worst of the BO. There's probably a whiff of old alcohol and a sad hint of pizza sauce/old french fry oil about him.

He still smells the best of the dead three's Chosen BY FAR.

Durge probably smells worse. Through the whole game.

How are y’all gonna call Gortash the smelly one when Ketheric has ‘crypt breath’ (according to Orin) and Orin herself bathes in blood, guts, & sewage on the daily? :/

Like Gortash objectively smells the best of the Dead Three, his hand-signed pass to his own coronation ceremony canonically smells like vanilla and rosewood; this man does indeed shower and I will not hear otherwise

[lets-go-hurt-someone]

Someone on reddit made a tier list post about which BG3 characters knew where the clit was and whether or not they could/would do anything useful with it. And some people in the comments seemed to think Gortash would never bother to reciprocate, which, I get, but I genuinely think as a character trait Gortash is probably mercenarily good at sex. Like true sociopathic levels of “I perfected this without ego so I could manipulate people better, so if you ask me about it I’m definitely gonna say I’m just a real sensitive guy”

Like no, I agree he absolutely is not giving one iota more effort than is personally worth it to him, but all I’m saying is I could definitely see him deciding learning to be good at seducing people was 100% worth the potential cost/benefit analysis and leaning into that, especially when he was, well, young and handsome~

so anyway yeah imo gortash is definitely a fuckboy

[cleomigadon]

This is basically American Psycho but it’s the Banite noblewoman Gorthilda.

I have once again been possessed by the need to draw her.

[slayerdurge]

reverse fake dating trope where enver & durge are both telling bhaal & bane respectively that they're manipulating the other's affections to ensure their loyalty, but in reality they're actually just regular dating.

[shaykai]

Slightly tweaked colors?

“I love any man willing to birth a little more slithering, wet malice into the world.”

RIP that letter, it will be missed. Anywhozels this is a redraw of this

[siginari]

[the0verboss]

Achaia: I know you're pissed at me, but everything is on track to-

*kiss*

Gortash: we can argue about whatever I caught you and Ketheric plotting about later. Put the crown on the fucking brain Achaia.

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It really is too bad they didn't get to have that fight lol. Gort babe, he just needed a cleric for that pregnancy test. He's got such good news for y'all.

[mads-teeth]

dont even joke lad

[dearest-and-nearest]

fun fact: during coronation in last sequence (when Gortash walks near us) Gortash touches player's hand. I know it's just an animation issue because of characters' positions and you can't see it without freecam, but I just needed to share it (I knew it since september 2023, but forgot to post)

[animentality]

I know gortash is too evil to be saved.

but consider the dark urge was too, but they were still saved.

people don't get what they deserve.

[abyssalaerlocke]

Dragonborn shedding — not whole body like a snake, but just flaking layers here and there (more like peeling sunburn 😅)

And the scratching and clawing during sex is a form of social grooming, but instinctively it just feels good to have that scratched and get it off, and particularly to have someone scratch hard to reach places on your back. So the urge to scratch your mate, and the borderline sexual desire and enjoyment of them scratching you, is hard wired

Anyway, Enver learning this the hard way, being on the receiving end — but he did get his own claws so he can reciprocate and help his dragonborn in ways Durge struggles to take care of himself

Sometimes Gortash/the tadfools just find Durge idly poking and picking and scraping at himself with his knives, and it's instinctively alarming to people without scales

[thirstybg3]

Mild concern but alright then!

[wildspaceyokel]

Being sick means I can spend 6 hours decorating camp and drawing Durge staring at her Gortash shrine