#enver gortash

[janusfranc15]

Whoopsie.

gortash has the funniest boss fight ever. he is surrounded by powerful robots and has booby trapped his fortress with turrets that throw grenades at you. oh but did you know the grenades explode after one turn during which you can easily pick them up? did you know they deal thunder damage? did you know his robots are weak to thunder damage? did you know this man has set-up this encounter to continuously give you grenades you can lob back at him and he can't escape because there's only one unlocked exit in his deathtrap fortress that a giant flaming mad tiefling woman can easily block? does he know that he is in a prison of his own making?

[niaranda]

If only Gortash had a tinder profile, it could be like this

[corpocyborg]

oh god i just realized that not only do gortash's claws match default durge but he has dragons embroidered on his robes too... he dressed up specifically in a way that commemorates his fallen favorite assassin...

[noire-ighaan]

Late but sincere Valentines wishes!

[trustworthy-liar]

I put him in a situation :))))

[leonshideaway]

I need to talk to someone about gortash’s happy trail or I’ll spontaneously combust

[the0verboss]

Ok after seeing poll results and looking at a few things, I am NOT completely redesigning my Gortash mousepad, but I have changed it's canvas and cleaned it up a bit. I get paid this week and will likely order mousepads this week.

In other news...

Anyone maybe want a body pillow too?

He's only one side right now, but I think if you flip him over you just get Steel Watch booty as a joke.

I'm also playing with the idea of a DefaultDurge/Orin+ Slayer one and and a Ketheric +Myrkul one.

[da-zzi]

[prawn-haunted]

durge in this outfit goes harder than it should

[criticallyconjuring]

This is how his mom described him as a child

every time I see this god damn image I think of Gortash and I’m going to hell for it

[theannoyingurge]

Evil enemies-to-lovers ships are cute and reasonable actually.

It's literally so much easier to spy on someone, infiltrate their evil schemes, get inside their head and drain their bank accounts if you just... move in together.

Get a cute little apartment to hold all their precious stuff in. (That's your hoard now!)

Do your plotting side by side over morning coffee so you can circumvent them at every turn.

Thoughtfully inquire about their day each night before bed so you never miss a detail.

Manipulate them in subtle, impossibly clever ways. Like complimenting their new cologne so they stop buying the cheap shit you're allergic to. Slowly shift them to your way of thinking.

Wear their shirt around the house to assert dominance.

Employ sex to settle conflicts.

Forsake all others. This is a critical security measure, as it avoids involving third parties that would definitely get hurt just to get to you. (Try killing my lover now, you fool!)

Get married to ensure your assets are protected when your enemy spouse inevitably succumbs to failure at your hands.

When they do fail, pick them back up yourself (psychological warfare - make them indebted to you and gain their trust).

Destroy their enemies to assert dominance. They should fear you and no one else. (Besides, all your plots and belongings are so intermingled now, things get messy and their enemies are not smart enough to avoid stepping on your toes. Better to just eliminate them.)

Raise a family together. Usurp their entire lineage.

[dearest-and-nearest]

they're so funny losers here

love them

[preciouslittle-bhaalbabe]

"Do you remember me?"

[synchodai]

Gortash when asked about his evil plans for world domination: 48-step meticulously detailed handbook ready for distribution to all his henchmen

Astarion when asked about his evil plans for world domination: you'll give me control of the cult, won't you pookie? 🥺👉👈

[hell-alka]

Many have written about how Karlach throws Astarion, well… Don't worry, no Astarions were harmed! But I can't say the same about Gortash…