#enver gortash

[spesiria]

Back on my Durgetash bullshit. I'm very patiently waiting for patch 8 to come out to do my definitive Dark Urge run. In the meantime I have so many thoughts and little stories about them running through my head. Hopefully I'll find more time soon to write and/or draw some of it.

I actually enjoy the Gortash face that I drew here, so I'm including a close up.

[slayerdurge]

Gortash & Durge in bed together. Naked. In the dark. Starting at each other.

Gortash looks at Durge and sees a killing machine. All teeth & nails & violence. Consciously created by a god. Made by intelligent design. Measured & planned to achieve a specific purpose. Unholy blood flowing through mortal veins. Efficient. Ordered.

And he says, "You're flawless."

Durge looks at Gortash. Sees his wear & tear. His rougher edges. The marks of a life where nothing was ever handed to him. Where he had to work for every single advantage. The definition of self-made. Will & spite & audacity. Refusal to ever settle. Unrelenting insistence on his own self-worth.

And Durge says, "So are you."

[kawareo]

I know it’s been a few days but I need you to know how fucking funny it is that the first durgetash post after your Guy Interlude(tm) was Disney villain Gort 😂 Nothing could have been a more perfect return to regularly scheduled programming

(Also thank you for all your art and writing. Any time you release a new fic chapter it’s legitimately a highlight of my day <3)

(late reply cause I wanted to respond with this specifically lol)

RIGHT back to the schedule baby!

[bramblepatch]

Anyway I think we should really give BG3 more credit for making one of its major antagonists, the Chosen champion of the god of tyranny, a smug tech bro pushing AI for law enforcement applications and lying about how it's produced and programmed.

[wyrmskulls]

if you want the gort back.... try to take him... see what happens lol

Gort protector Slayer form

[pescaditoes]

I want to hit him with a shoe sometimes

[mathyna]

Innocent...?

I know I have not posted anything in quite a while, but life has been life, so time for your hobbies is sparce. This maight be a little vent as I got pissed at people who harm someone and then proceed to act like nothing happened, only to do it again and claim to be innocent to your face. Yeah.

[durge-marzio]

— a continuation of Gortash spoiling his nearest and dearest, favorite assassin 💛✨

they’re going to a fancy, rich person party (or something of that nature)

[l30nora]

gortash created his own car that turns into a steelwatcher like transformers

What kind of cars* would bg3 companions drive

Gale

Shadowheart

Wyll

Lae'zel

Minsc

Astarion

Jaheira

Minthara

Karlach

Halsin

[mads-teeth]

revamped an old gortash drawing 👅

[drownedrow]

Clarifiers: you are a baby exactly two. You cannot speak and have all the faculties of a two year old till times up. 🥰

They are your SOLE caretaker for 24 hours.

Good luck!

[griffonfarm]

One of my favorite shots in BG3 is in the Underdark, when the party is on the boat and the duergar pull up and you see the player character from the POV of the duergar. The PC always looks kind of mysterious and menacing.

So I couldn't wait to see it with Gortash and it did not disappoint.

[magnificentcoffeekitten]

Loool, It is true though...but that's half the fun. 🦝

gortash people are meaner to gort than his haters like gort haters will just be like "he's evil, egotistical, ugly, and annoying," meanwhile gortfuckers are like "he's the most pathetic terrible man on earth who will never be cool no matter how hard he tries. he looks like he eats nothing but microwave lasagna, adderall and cigarettes. my wife.

[litsenn]

Fun fact.

In French, Gortash sounds a bit like "grosse tache", which literally means "big stain".

But in French the word "tache" can also be used idiomatically to talk about someone very annoying.

"Quelle tache!" is the equivalent of "what a douch!".

Therefore, "grosse tache" = "big douchbag".

And it will never not be funny.

[da-zzi]