#Gortash

[mean-girl-astarion]

I might keep making these until someone stops me

[theblackhandofbane]

How are y’all gonna call Gortash the smelly one when Ketheric has ‘crypt breath’ (according to Orin) and Orin herself bathes in blood, guts, & sewage on the daily? :/

Like Gortash objectively smells the best of the Dead Three, his hand-signed pass to his own coronation ceremony canonically smells like vanilla and rosewood; this man does indeed shower and I will not hear otherwise

[soupbasechan]

i still have leftovers of my bald gate stickers. warning i’m running low on minthy poo

shop here

[lordpawtash]

It might partly just be who he is. Personally if someone irl is as much of a bastard as him, I'd find them ugly too, regardless of how many beauty standards they meet. To me this doesn't extend to fictional characters, but for others it might. Also beauty is in the eye of the beholder and all that. No one is objectively hot.

EXCEPT GORTASH

He is beauty,

He is grace,

Please look upon

His handsome face

I literally feel like i'm losing my mind every time someone calls Gortash ugly or objects to the "handsome" line

Like.... he's literally a handsome guy. He's not a classic hollywood looking guy, but he's a handsome guy in his late 40s. These beauty standards are so annoying, not everyone has to look like a model- in fact, i think he's more handsome because he doesn't. And even so, he lives up to a LOT of classic beauty standards- the basic male body model is ripped as hell (not a fan of that, dad bod Gortash is canon in my heart, but it IS in game), typical hollywood stubble, and a full head of hair. So what's the problem, really? He looks his age? He has cheeks? His haircut is a bit funky? He literally isn't ugly, some people are just way too used to a very narrow view of beauty.

I will defend this guy's design until I die. If he was one of you guys' irl actor blorbos (like Mads Mikkelsen) you'd all be praising his "unconventional" looks.

If anything you should be objecting to the "younger" part, not the "handsome" one.

If anything, they should have made him uglier.

[coffairyy]

Sometimes babygirl is Lord Enver Gortash

[the0verboss]

Achaia: I know you're pissed at me, but everything is on track to-

*kiss*

Gortash: we can argue about whatever I caught you and Ketheric plotting about later. Put the crown on the fucking brain Achaia.

***

It really is too bad they didn't get to have that fight lol. Gort babe, he just needed a cleric for that pregnancy test. He's got such good news for y'all.

[lordtako103]

Dead three or smthn

[rinny-rae]

Dreadful child

[thedarkjerg]

I'm convinced durge has gortash wrapped around their fingers. This whole dominating leader/author of justice malarkey, is just a ruse.

Baby girl folds like cheap suit.

[elinorbard]

Deadly Ambition, Chapter 11 (a Dark Urge x Enver Gortash AU)

U.S. Congressman Enver Gortash eagerly accepts Governor Richard Bhaal’s invitation to join his presidential campaign as his running-mate. In the process, he discovers the true mastermind behind the Bhaal campaign: Bhaal's daughter, Elegy, who is as ruthless as she is charming. They will do anything it takes to win the election… but will their web of deals and deception fall apart when they find themselves relentlessly drawn to each other?

Chapter 11: Allies and Enemies (5.1k) or start from Chapter 1 (Rating: Explicit)

“You wanted to see me even though you knew I would be angry,” she mused. Enver hummed, drawing out the sound while his mouth quirked into a crooked smile. “You’re always angry with me, dearest.” He moved to touch her hip, and she swatted his hand away.

[wellen-katze]

bg3 doodle comic

Every time people write me 'thank you, now I'm sad' I'm worried but happy? haha! In another world it might be a super power! (with luck)

also I want to draw a gortash comic one day. I think it will be sad.

[lets-go-hurt-someone]

👆Slithering wet malice lives rent free in my head to this day.

Someone on reddit made a tier list post about which BG3 characters knew where the clit was and whether or not they could/would do anything useful with it. And some people in the comments seemed to think Gortash would never bother to reciprocate, which, I get, but I genuinely think as a character trait Gortash is probably mercenarily good at sex. Like true sociopathic levels of “I perfected this without ego so I could manipulate people better, so if you ask me about it I’m definitely gonna say I’m just a real sensitive guy”

Like no, I agree he absolutely is not giving one iota more effort than is personally worth it to him, but all I’m saying is I could definitely see him deciding learning to be good at seducing people was 100% worth the potential cost/benefit analysis and leaning into that, especially when he was, well, young and handsome~

so anyway yeah imo gortash is definitely a fuckboy

[banesbxtch]

mostly durgetash

+ my durgetash fankid because i wholeheartedly agree with the hc that gortash would parent out of pure spite and hatred for his own parents <3

[kawareo]

Your average meeting of the Dead Three

I think I talked too much about just how grossly they kiss but did not make it clear enough. Right in front of Ketheric's salad, too.

[shewolfofvilnius]

just 4 perfectly normal reference pics involving Tavaria, a grumpy wizard, and a grumpier inventor and the resolution of a love triangle. Act 3 gonna be WILD for the 3 people who read my own soul's warning.

also the red/pink/black color palette is not an accident and though a deep cut is going to be a bit of a vibe including the fate of the man in black / loser of the love triangle. (I wish tavaria's outfit had more white in it to make my point though although i love this look)

bonus have another pic of rolan realizing tavaria could have had the whole world...she and gortash could have gotten back together, they could have taken the whole of creation...and she's choosing life, she's choosing to save the world not damn it, and she's choosing him.

[divorcedwife]

who wants to plays bunnys gate 3 with me