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I have to wonder if Rolan ever realizes how far he got. How close he was to Moonrise Towers.
Protected by nothing but a torch.
We have Isobel's blessing, a moonlantern/DollyDollyDolly's blessing, and all he has... is a torch. He's within spitting distance of Moonrise, all by himself, surrounded by burning Shadow Ravens and Vestiges, and he's fine. Ruffled, frustrated, and scared, but alive and able to return to the Last Light Inn on his own.
With a torch.
We're not better than him. We're not more powerful than he is. We're just better equipped and travel in a pack.
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For those that sent me worried asks, it is 100% okay to be horny on my art. Encouraged, even. That's why I draw it!
Genderswaps so now we have even more evil women
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I've been told i have "the aura of a blond man" and I don't think I will ever live this down
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Genderswaps so now we have even more evil women
#woke up with a need to draw fat butches and then Astarion somehow. also happened#my headcanons for their names are Astarion Balthazar and Envene btw#Astarion probably works for female elves too and i do not think Balthazar would give a shit#anyway tumblr don't get me the tits are completely non-sexual it's literally just their canon outfits#bg3#genders#enver gortash#baldur's gate 3#bg3 astarion#astarion ancunin#bg3 balthazar#bg3 gortash#sapphic#evil women
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Ironically this one was the best 'achtualy handsome gortash' mod i've seen so far
i've been forced to see them, now so do you
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Had a horrible day but this manually restarted my vital organs from terror
#like objectively the first and last aren't *bad* but they're not Gortash#and the one in the video just looks polished and airbrushed#but BRUH i hate hate hate hate the 'handsome' mods so much#recoiling whenever i see them because ugh#we don't need him to look like astarion#bg3#enver gortash#bg3 gortash
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Had a horrible day but this manually restarted my vital organs from terror
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i write for myself not for comments but dear god getting comments does so remind me of the joy of writing and sharing something
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I love that the Durgetash community is in agreement that Gortash is just an absolute freak (no pun intended). Every interaction I see is like,
Durge: "I'm gonna stab you in the chest with seven different knives."
Gortash: 🥵😍🍆
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The original sketch for this panel was… so NSFW lol
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35.) ....to gain something, Durge and Haarleep?
Anon I love you
BG3 timeline Durge/Haarlep, implied nsfw, not nice implications, background Durgetash
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“Does this form not appease you, little mouse?”
The devil grins, and Strike can’t breathe. He doesn’t know if it’s from the heavy weight that’s pinning him down, or the too-rich scents of sulfur and vanilla that pollute the air, or perhaps the fact that the sultrily dressed creature straddling him is wearing Raphael’s face. His hands move, uncharacteristically shy where they rest on the devil’s thighs.
“N- no, it’s. It’s fine, really.” He attempts to grin back, but for some reason, he can’t grasp at the usual string of humor that tends to lace every serious conversation he (assumes) has ever had. “Raphael’s not half bad looking, you’re fine, buddy.”
Astarion has volunteered to do this, but Strike shot that idea down before it even left the vampire’s lips. Only one of them was a whore per his own volition, after all... Even if right now, his chest felt far too tight for what he hoped he could pretend is just sex like any other.
“Nonsense,” Raphael’s voice chides him from the incubus’ lips, as they grind down on him – when did their clothes disappear?? Not that there was much of them to begin with, but-
A warm hand against his cheek reminds him of what he is supposed to be focusing on, and Strike looks back up at Haarlep’s face as it smiles down on him.
“I am here to provide your deepest, truest desires, how much of a fraud would I be if this experience is anything but positively sublime for you?~”
Strike has half a mind to laugh, his truest desires have been demanding of him to tear the creature’s wings off of its back since the moment they’ve met, but before he can say anything, Haarlep moves in and presses their lips together. A downright embarrassing moan gets kissed away before it could travel too far, and Strike finds himself grateful for his friends being allowed to leave the room. Then again, he was alone with an incubus now...
“Ah, I see it, I see~” Haarlep’s laugh is soft as they pull away, so endlessly amused; and just as Strike opens his mouth to ask what was so funny, the devil shifts form in front of him, grows smaller. Smaller. “How lucky for both of us, that I happen to have just what you desire, little mouse~”
“...” Strike has no idea who he’s looking at.
The man –boy? He looks young, could not be more than twenty, at most– is far from the elegance that was Raphael’s form, even if Strike suspects that Haarlep took some liberties to make him look nicer as well, but his dark hair is greasy and hangs low over his shoulders, slim body that now sits shorter than Strike’s own. He has dark eyes and full lips that could be pretty on someone else, but they don’t work on his face – a face that Strike can’t put a name to, but something about it’s nasty grin makes his heart throb with sudden desire.
“What- wait, who is-“
He doesn’t get to ask any more questions, it seems. With still demonic strength the boy (and Strike has to remind himself that it is still Haarlep) pins him down, and slides higher over his hips.
“Enough talking, dearest,” the creature laughs, short and ugly; and just as Strike attempts to speak up again, it silences him with a kiss, this time deeper, more passionate. Strike doesn’t know the face. Yet he still wraps his arms around the body it’s attached to, and as his fingers trace the whipping scars on his back, he feels like he’s home.
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Play stupid games, get bullied by the clerics
Based off of this post by @naughtybg3confessions !
Loved the idea of lovemaking under the sun but also neither of these idiots remembers that sun isn't bad for only vampire reasons
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For those who’ve migrated from TikTok: there’s no reward for harassment on Tumblr. You won’t gain a heavy amount of likes, reblogs, and followers for leading harassment campaigns; if anything, it’ll make people block you.
On Tumblr, there’s no popularity contest because many don’t care about the amount of followers, likes, and reblogs you have. A lot of users even hide their likes and who they're following. Users heavily encourage blocking people and filtering out tags. This is why online discourse is more confined to its bubble instead of being so widespread on this website: because people curate their experiences.
If you want to have an enjoyable experience on Tumblr, then you need to use the block button and filtering system. If you don't, then you're going to be extremely miserable.
EDIT: Interesting additions to the post-
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Oh also cuz my obsession is truly back; here's some fun things I've noticed about Gortash's speech.
He only ever asks rhetorical questions. Presumably the one time he doesn't he's interrupted by the brain
He is a provocative, spiteful bitch. He will bring up what he deems to be the most painful failures of someone and he'll do it in a rather haughty, arrogant and mocking way. Always with a smile
However, when he's not downright vile and wants something from the person he's speaking too, congratulations! He will now proceed to absolutely exploit the fears and weaknesses he knows of in order to manipulate them into cooperation. Of course, to make it sound less like a threat, he feigns concern and slides in some 'well we are in trouble, not just you.'
He also immediately follows it up with a proposition and he makes sure to butter up while he does so. After all it's his honor to help such a marvellous individual
Overall, constant emotional blackmail. He prays on emotions rather than rationality and he does his absolute best in oder to get someone emotional
He's very easy going in a way. It may sound like he's inviting you to a peaceful stroll but what you actually just agreed to is becoming a weapon of mass destruction
His speech isn't all that frilly. His choice of words gives a very 'down to earth' kinda vibe. Which I'm just gonna assume is exactly what he wants
He has expectations for everyone and everything and he expresses them very openly, especially when failed
If his expectations are met however there's gonna be a mountain of self-serving praise a la 'I always believed in you'
'We made a mistake' rather than 'I made a mistake'. It's always our fault. He only admits to fucking up in a round about way while dragging everyone else down with him, but he does admit to fucking up
He is truthful. Not the whole truth obviously but you can't accuse him of lying cuz he's not doing that. Just hiding half of the truth. After all you do get to keep Ketheric's stone and he is protecting the city from enemies, just not all of em
Also not necessarily related, but he likes to do shit the right way and follow customs. Does he need an inauguration or official reign over the fists? No. Does he stick to that shit anyway? Yeah.
Combine all that and you have Gortashs approach at conversation. Sugar coating, honeyed words, lots of thinly veiled threats and a sense of dread whenever he opens his mouth because he knows what hurts people and he's absolutely willing to use it. In fact he's kind of enjoying it.
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Shoutout to my favorite shot of the whole game
just the straight cut to him making the most evil face he possibly could in that moment god what a guy
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All pipes lead to the ocean, I like to believe there is an outlet from the temple with a nice view
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Shoutout to my favorite shot of the whole game
just the straight cut to him making the most evil face he possibly could in that moment god what a guy
#it cracks me up every time#“enemies within” my ass#he's awful#and crusty as shit#enver gortash#bg3 gortash#bg3#durgetash#baldur's gate 3#im tagging durgetash because durge is right behind him and realizing that this is the face of the man he probably loved once#feelings would be#uh#confused#ulder ravengard#comic#bg3 comic
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How long do you think it took Ketheric to figure out he was a third wheel?
aka peepaw not properly warned of what immortality was going to look like
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