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god i wish he was romanceable
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This is how I feel every time I talk to Zaeed and I kind of love it tbh
#galaxy's most normal British man#at this point I feel like I could ask him to tell me about his last trip to the supermarket and somehow#the story would end with him setting three people on fire blowing the building up and being the only person to make it out alive#Mass Effect#Mass Effect 2#ME2#Zaeed Massani#Splash plays games
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The ME3 Citadel DLC really has everything:
-An evil clone
-Commander Shepard and Javik battling for top billing with Blasto the hanar in a war propaganda film
-An anime style zoom in on the eyes of Traynor and her greatest rival over a match of space chess
-A scene where you have to manually press whatever buttons your system requires 183 times to beat James in a pull up competition
-A scene where the gang is trapped in a vault with limited air, while Shepard complains about the fact that no one told them how cheesy they sound when they talk
-Shepard forcing a hardened mercenary/bounty hunter to say 'please' when he asks for more change to beat the claw game in an arcade
-Shepard almost being assassinated in a sushi resturant, then being ceaselessly derided for falling through a fish tank in their escape attempt and getting everyone's favorite restuarant closed
-Potentially a sexy tango dance scene with a merc-killing vigilante turian
-The chance to rebelliously stick your hands under a decorative waterfall so many times that a staff member is like, 'fine, do what you want, but just so you know this waterfall is a hanar urinal'
-Shepard learning to play piano
-Shepard Accusing Kaiden of poisoning them Canada style
-A toothbrush that prevents a hijacking attempt
-Watching some good old fashioned telepathic sports and cracking open a cold one with the boys while the galaxy is in a shambles
-Wrex complaing that he's been having so much sex he's too exhausted to fight the Reapers
-Playing fetch with a skillet and a Varren
-Just two space divas drinking wine and talking about shoes
-"It's joking time."
Unironically, this is truly Bioware's finest work.
#mass effect 3#Mass effect#commander shepard#garrus vakarian#miranda lawson#samantha traynor#joker moreau#james vega#javik#kaiden alenko#urdnot wrex#zaeed massani#video games#rpgs#bioware
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The Undateables™
#😭😭😭#march and april are forever tied to this series for me#mass effect#mordin solus#zaeed massani#james vega#mass effect 2#mass effect 3#bioware#sci fi#my art
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"But take heart. Look around you. You’re not in this fight alone.” – Commander Shepard Been doing this piece quite some time now 'cause wanted to fit all my peeps in one picture. I just love Mass Effect. Selene Shepard & art © me Mass Effect by Bioware, do not copy
#commander shepard#selene#shepard#femshep#masseffect#mass effect#me1#me2#me3#mele#garrus vakarian#thane krios#liara tsoni#mordin solus#tali zorah#legion#grunt#urdnot wrex#zaeed massani#javik#samara#jack#ashley williams#kaidan alenko#james vega#kasumi goto#miranda lawson#jacob taylor#joker#jeff moreau
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MASS EFFECT: LEGENDARY EDITION FAVORITE SQUADS
#mass effect#kaidan alenko#ashley williams#miranda lawson#zaeed massani#mass effect legendary edition#gamingedit#dailygaming#dailyvideogames#gamingladies#gamingladiesedit#videogamewomen#gamingmen#videogamemen#cleric's gifs#meedit#masseffectedit#mass effect gifs#flashing gif#lgbtvideogames#this is also virmire savior propaganda#and a bunch of my mod propaganda lol
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13 tickets for Barbie pls
Late for pride month but have my gay war criminals
The lighting is based on pride flags for each chara!
#garrus vakarian#thane krios#commander shepard#miranda lawson#tali zora vas normandy#tali zorah#jack subject zero#urdnot grunt#mordin solus#kasumi goto#zaeed massani#jacob taylor#justicar samara#legion#mass effect 2#mass effect#astro art#my art#your honor these are my emotional support war criminals#pride month
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for no other reason than i worked at an ice cream shop for eight years, here's what ice cream the mass effect characters would eat
shepard: neapolitan, strawberry for their paragon side, chocolate for their renegade, vanilla to balance
garrus: moose tracks, but will pick it apart just for the peanut butter cups and give shepard the leftovers
tali: literally any booze flavored ice cream
liara: mint chocolate chip because she secretly kind've fucks with the taste of toothpaste but will never admit it out loud
kaidan: butter pecan. it's not everyone's favorite, but it's his, and he's totally cool with it
ashley: whatever the 2183 equivalent to the tonight dough. cookie dough chunks, brownie chunks, butterscotch, chocolate chips, malt chunks, everything
wrex: this man is old as balls!!!!!! rum raisin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
joker: lemon sherbet. you cannot tell me that man is not lactose intolerant
miranda: cherries garcia, little bit sweet, little bit tart
jack: the most sickening sweet shit you can think of. cotton candy with marshmallow superman with a side of sugar
jacob: some sort of dark chocolate peanut butter ice cream that sounds good in theory but in reality you can only take like 3 bites of before you get a tummy ache
zaeed: banana splits that he likes to mash together with a spoon and eat like some deconstructed milkshake
kasumi: the weird avant gard shit you see in hipster vegan shops, like some bacon sweet potato rosebud ice cream
mordin: coffee ice cream, because he likes the taste of coffee but if he were to actually drink it he would spontaneously combust
grunt: those froyo shops that were everywhere in 2014 where you could make a bowl with like 5% froyo and 95% other toppings and it cost 14 dollars
thane: doesn't like ice cream because it reminds him of how he abandoned his child and how his wife is dead and he could never go back to the life he left behind, the life of stability, because his body is engineered for a deadly purpose and he can never atone for his sins rocky road
samara: this woman is old as balls!!!!!!!!!!!!! pistachio!!!!!!!!!!!
legion: tried vanilla ice cream. too sticky, got stuck in his wiring.
james: one of those brownie sundaes that weighs approximately 5 pounds and is majority whipped cream
steve: chocolate chip. classy, just like him ;)
traynor: something smooth and rich and velvety and inexplicably sexy, like raspberry chocolate chunk
edi: takes the idea of ice cream a little too literally and just has a bowl of heavy cream with ice cubes. is confused why everyone is disgusted.
javik: ice cream is for primitives (peaches and cream)
#mass effect#shitpost#commander shepard#garrus vakarian#tali zora vas normandy#liara t'soni#kaidan alenko#ashley williams#urdnot wrex#mass effect joker#miranda lawson#jacob taylor#jack mass effect#zaeed massani#kasumi goto#mordin solus#urdnot grunt#thane krios#samara mass effect#legion mass effect#james vega#steve cortez#samantha traynor#edi#javik
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they play paintball and laser tag together on the weekends idc
#mass effect#mass effect meme#garrus#garrus vakarian#zaeed#zaeed massani#mass effect shit post#mass effect shitpost#them arming shepard’s apartment always makes me laugh#they’re best friends in my mind idk#mass effect legendary edition#mass effect 2#mass effect 3#me2#me3#garrus and zaeed#strawberrykidneystone
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"I don't care for the human companions"
Sorry for your condition. Hope you manage to develop some taste soon.
#human companions my beloved#mass effect#fandom critical#mass effect trilogy#ashley williams#kaidan alenko#jacob taylor#miranda lawson#kasumi goto#zaeed massani#james vega#jacqueline nought#jack mass effect#mass effect jack
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Part One proved very popular, so here's some more (I have SO many of these)
#mass effect#mass effect 3#mass effect screenshots#mordin solus#james vega#garrus vakarian#mass effect javik#legion mass effect#me3#mass effect 2#miranda lawson#urdnot grunt#javik#zaeed massani#edi mass effect#joker mass effect#jeff moreau
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I took Zaeed to rescue Garrus on Mass Effect 2 and when I got back to the Normandy, I talked to Zaeed and he was like "I like him. We both had the same goals: Get rid of the annoying merc bastards"
And all I can picture in my head is a Garrus defense squad led by Shep and Zaeed, and then it cuts to the ME3 Citadel dlc where Zaeed and Garrus start boobytrapping Shep's new apartment and there's just a neon sign above their heads pointing at them both like "BEST FRIENDS" in flashing lights
#mass effect legendary edition#mass effect 3#mass effect 2#mass effect#garrus vakarian#zaeed massani#shakarian
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I spent like an hour on this for probably two notes and I'm ok with that
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have a dorky zaeed
#i was gonna do a comp with all the faves with scars#which are like#a bunch#but i got tired after one :V#zaeed massani#who else#shay cormac#daud#some space marine dude idk#anyway :>#mass effect#my art
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mass effect community... i need more mutuals... please hear my pleas 🙏 i am so into this game. i'm a big fan of garrus (same as everyone else) and turians in general. also a big legion, liara, and tali fan!!! if you have any questions or concerns please contact me at 1-800-SHAKARIAN or visit www.shiara.com. also dming me or my question box thing will work too
#mass effect#mass effect 2#mass effect 3#mass effect andromeda#commander shepard#shepard#garrus#garrus vakarian#tali#tali zora vas normandy#tali zorah#kaidan#kaidan alenko#ashley#ashley williams#liara#dr liara tsoni#liara tsoni#wrex#urdnot wrex#grunt#urdnot grunt#zaeed#zaeed massani#kasumi#kasumi goto#miranda#miranda lawson#thane#thane krios
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ZAEED MASSANI'S ARMORY MOD (LE2) MERCENARY "TALON" ARMOR
#mass effect#mass effect 2#zaeed massani#mele#meedit#gamingedit#dailygaming#dailyvideogames#gamingmen#videogamemen#gameplaymen#miyku#userlockescoles#userkarlo#usercynti#cleric's gifs#I never take the route to kill vido in regis's canon but the anims are so hot lol#flashing gif
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