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mnasthaii · 3 months ago
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god i wish he was romanceable
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assorted-things · 24 days ago
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This is how I feel every time I talk to Zaeed and I kind of love it tbh
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msunitedstatesjames · 8 months ago
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The ME3 Citadel DLC really has everything:
-An evil clone
-Commander Shepard and Javik battling for top billing with Blasto the hanar in a war propaganda film
-An anime style zoom in on the eyes of Traynor and her greatest rival over a match of space chess
-A scene where you have to manually press whatever buttons your system requires 183 times to beat James in a pull up competition
-A scene where the gang is trapped in a vault with limited air, while Shepard complains about the fact that no one told them how cheesy they sound when they talk
-Shepard forcing a hardened mercenary/bounty hunter to say 'please' when he asks for more change to beat the claw game in an arcade
-Shepard almost being assassinated in a sushi resturant, then being ceaselessly derided for falling through a fish tank in their escape attempt and getting everyone's favorite restuarant closed
-Potentially a sexy tango dance scene with a merc-killing vigilante turian
-The chance to rebelliously stick your hands under a decorative waterfall so many times that a staff member is like, 'fine, do what you want, but just so you know this waterfall is a hanar urinal'
-Shepard learning to play piano
-Shepard Accusing Kaiden of poisoning them Canada style
-A toothbrush that prevents a hijacking attempt
-Watching some good old fashioned telepathic sports and cracking open a cold one with the boys while the galaxy is in a shambles
-Wrex complaing that he's been having so much sex he's too exhausted to fight the Reapers
-Playing fetch with a skillet and a Varren
-Just two space divas drinking wine and talking about shoes
-"It's joking time."
Unironically, this is truly Bioware's finest work.
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refinedstorage · 10 months ago
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The Undateables™
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bargu · 2 years ago
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"But take heart. Look around you. You’re not in this fight alone.” – Commander Shepard Been doing this piece quite some time now 'cause wanted to fit all my peeps in one picture. I just love Mass Effect. Selene Shepard & art © me Mass Effect by Bioware, do not copy
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clericofshadows · 5 months ago
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MASS EFFECT: LEGENDARY EDITION FAVORITE SQUADS
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angstyastro · 2 years ago
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13 tickets for Barbie pls
Late for pride month but have my gay war criminals
The lighting is based on pride flags for each chara!
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lilmissnatcat24 · 10 months ago
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for no other reason than i worked at an ice cream shop for eight years, here's what ice cream the mass effect characters would eat
shepard: neapolitan, strawberry for their paragon side, chocolate for their renegade, vanilla to balance
garrus: moose tracks, but will pick it apart just for the peanut butter cups and give shepard the leftovers
tali: literally any booze flavored ice cream
liara: mint chocolate chip because she secretly kind've fucks with the taste of toothpaste but will never admit it out loud
kaidan: butter pecan. it's not everyone's favorite, but it's his, and he's totally cool with it
ashley: whatever the 2183 equivalent to the tonight dough. cookie dough chunks, brownie chunks, butterscotch, chocolate chips, malt chunks, everything
wrex: this man is old as balls!!!!!! rum raisin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
joker: lemon sherbet. you cannot tell me that man is not lactose intolerant
miranda: cherries garcia, little bit sweet, little bit tart
jack: the most sickening sweet shit you can think of. cotton candy with marshmallow superman with a side of sugar
jacob: some sort of dark chocolate peanut butter ice cream that sounds good in theory but in reality you can only take like 3 bites of before you get a tummy ache
zaeed: banana splits that he likes to mash together with a spoon and eat like some deconstructed milkshake
kasumi: the weird avant gard shit you see in hipster vegan shops, like some bacon sweet potato rosebud ice cream
mordin: coffee ice cream, because he likes the taste of coffee but if he were to actually drink it he would spontaneously combust
grunt: those froyo shops that were everywhere in 2014 where you could make a bowl with like 5% froyo and 95% other toppings and it cost 14 dollars
thane: doesn't like ice cream because it reminds him of how he abandoned his child and how his wife is dead and he could never go back to the life he left behind, the life of stability, because his body is engineered for a deadly purpose and he can never atone for his sins rocky road
samara: this woman is old as balls!!!!!!!!!!!!! pistachio!!!!!!!!!!!
legion: tried vanilla ice cream. too sticky, got stuck in his wiring.
james: one of those brownie sundaes that weighs approximately 5 pounds and is majority whipped cream
steve: chocolate chip. classy, just like him ;)
traynor: something smooth and rich and velvety and inexplicably sexy, like raspberry chocolate chunk
edi: takes the idea of ice cream a little too literally and just has a bowl of heavy cream with ice cubes. is confused why everyone is disgusted.
javik: ice cream is for primitives (peaches and cream)
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strawberrykidneystone · 8 days ago
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they play paintball and laser tag together on the weekends idc
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illusivesoul · 1 month ago
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"I don't care for the human companions"
Sorry for your condition. Hope you manage to develop some taste soon.
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primarch-victus · 1 year ago
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Part One proved very popular, so here's some more (I have SO many of these)
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whatwedointhecraft · 6 months ago
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I took Zaeed to rescue Garrus on Mass Effect 2 and when I got back to the Normandy, I talked to Zaeed and he was like "I like him. We both had the same goals: Get rid of the annoying merc bastards"
And all I can picture in my head is a Garrus defense squad led by Shep and Zaeed, and then it cuts to the ME3 Citadel dlc where Zaeed and Garrus start boobytrapping Shep's new apartment and there's just a neon sign above their heads pointing at them both like "BEST FRIENDS" in flashing lights
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dilfgmancoolatta · 2 months ago
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I spent like an hour on this for probably two notes and I'm ok with that
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refinedstorage · 9 days ago
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have a dorky zaeed
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turiancalibrationcoil · 17 days ago
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mass effect community... i need more mutuals... please hear my pleas 🙏 i am so into this game. i'm a big fan of garrus (same as everyone else) and turians in general. also a big legion, liara, and tali fan!!! if you have any questions or concerns please contact me at 1-800-SHAKARIAN or visit www.shiara.com. also dming me or my question box thing will work too
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clericofshadows · 2 months ago
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ZAEED MASSANI'S ARMORY MOD (LE2) MERCENARY "TALON" ARMOR
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