#juniper arc

[arc-misadventures]

Son of a Queen

(Thud!)

: HACCCK! Tuuh!

: Did you really have to do that?

: I'm sorry... But, my mouth is full of blood from getting the shit beaten out of me! Do you have a better place for me to cough up blood other than on your interrogation table, Headmaster Ozpin?

Ozpin: No... no I do not...

: Ozpin, enough with this civility, we need to deal with this traitor!

Ozpin: In due time, James. We need to allow him time to gather his senses. Your Specialists as well as, Qrow's apprehension of him was rather... rough...

: Rough my ass you bastards...

Qrow: To be fair this brat has a large aura supply... we had to be rough with him to bring him into custody.

Ironwood: Well it doesn't matter, he have captured a member of her inner circle.

Ozpin: No, gentleman we caught someone much more than just a member of, Salem's inner circle. We've captured the son of, Salem, Jaune Luna Arc.

Jaune: Tuuh!

Jaune: Really... what makes you say that?

Ozpin: We captured your sister... Cinder Fall. We found evidence of her direct involvement with, Salem after we accessed her scroll. And, while we were looking though her scroll we also found you in her contact information, along with information on your relationship with, Ms. Fall.

Ironwood: So tell us... What precisely is your relationship with, Salem, and Cinder Fall... Son of Salem...

Jaune: ...

Qrow: Wait?! He's, Salem son?!

Ironwood: Yes he is, and you would have known that if you weren't busy getting drunk again!

Qrow: Hey, I was in pain! This kid throws a mean right hook!

Jaune: Hehe...

Ozpin: Regardless, tell us about your relationship with your mother, your sister, and her plans.

Ironwood: Or, else...

Jaune: Or, else what? Bring forth the wrath of the, Grimm upon all of, Vale, and Atlas. You should know, Ozma that after what happened last time, Salem is very protective of her kids... Very protective. So if you do anything to me, or my sister, Cinder. Then I will assure you, that by the time my mother, Salem is done with her rampage! That there will be nothing left for you to protect!

Qrow: Ozma...?

Ironwood: So, Cinder Fall is your sister?

Ozpin: I see she told you much me, she says she would burn me to ash if I so much as touched a single hair upon your golden head.

Jaune: You best listen to her, my sister is almost as vengeful as my mother.

Ozpin: Very well then... Tell me, who is your father, Salem's husband? I am curious to hear who was mad enough to marry that woman.

Jaune: He didn't. My father was, Acheius Arc, and my mother was, Juniper Arc.

Ironwood: Was? Salem's not your real mother, she adopted with you?

Jaune: Yes. My home town was attacked by a swarm of, Grimm, Salem showed up after the attack, and found my dying mother who begged her to look after me. Salem agreed, and she raised me as her own.

Ironwood: So, your adopted mother murdered your parents, and you just accepted that!

Jaune: I was only a child, I know not who my mother, or my father was. So I always saw, Salem as my mother. And, when I was older, and I asked her who my father was, she told me who my real parents were, and how they died. After her story she asked for my forgiveness, and I accepted it. Salem may control the, Grimm, but she doesn't send them out into the wild to kill people. You know full well, and who, or what their true master is, Ozma...

Ozpin: I see...

Ironwood: Tell me, what were you doing here. Why were you, and Cinder Fall doing here at, Beacon Academy?

Jaune: Well, I was training to be a huntsman, and as for my sister. She was just watching over me.

Ozpin: You just came here to become a huntsman? Bullshit.

Jaune: It's always been a childhood dream of mine to become a huntsman. Mom accepted this idea, wanting me to be who I want to be. So, that's why I'm here. Not to spy on you, any of you. I don't care for... whatever you're doing.

Ozpin: I see...

Qrow: I still call bullshit...

Ozpin: And, as for why your sister, Cinder Fall is here?

Jaune: Sis is a brocon... a massive brocon. Wherever I go she inevitable follows. Its as simple as that.

OQI: ...

Ironwood: Considering how she acted when we arrested her... I'm incline to believe him...

Jaune: Tell me, how did you two find us. You said you found us through my sister, so what did she do to earn your attention?

Ozpin: She hacked into our systems to try to make sure you two were partnered up. We've been keeping an eye on her ever since.

Jaune: Bloody brocon...

Qrow: How is she your sister; Did someone actually have the balls to sleep with that thing?

Jaune: Cinder was an abused orphan, she ran away from 'home.'

Ozpin: And, her... affection...

Jaune: Obsession...

Ozpin: Your sister's obsession with you; where does this stem from.

Jaune: Genuine familial love, and brotherly affection... Simple as that. Something I doubt any of you could ever understand.

OQI: ...

Qrow: Go fuck yourself kid...

Jaune: Hehehe...

Ozpin: So, you are the adopted son of a monster, Salem.

Qrow: And, you're the... little brother of that brocon.

Jaune: And, your point...?

Qrow: The hell is wrong with you? Having that bitch as your mother!

Jaune: Watch your mouth you whoreson! You live alone for thousands of years, only to have the love of your life come back, and betray you!

Ozpin: So, you do love that monster?

Jaune: Do I love her?!

~~~

Salem: Mmmmmhhh~!

Jaune: Fuck! Salem you're so tight!

Salem: It's been ages since I lasted bedded a man~! Time has tightened me up~!

Jaune: No, you were always this tight! Ozma was just a limp dick fuck!

Salem: It's not a fair comparison om the slightest~! Mmm~! So deep~! It's like comparing a shrimp to a thorough bred stallion~!

Jaune: 'Bred,' huh?

Salem: Jaune? What is... Fuuuck~! You're so deep~! What is it, Jaune~?

Jaune: This may have been my sixteen birthday present, but this isn't the last time we're doing this.

Salem: Hell no we aren't~!

Jaune: Well, Salem we're going this a lot! Want to know why? Fuck your insides are so warm!

Salem: Ahh~! Why? Mhhh, right there, Jauney~! Keep pounding me~!

Jaune: You had four with that man, let's try for six~!

Salem: I've lost track of...?! Ohhhh~! How.. how many times you've made me cum... You've certainly done better than him~!

Jaune: Wrong tally, my Queen~!

Salem: ...?

Salem: Oh.

Salem Ohh~!

Salem: Well, let's get started then shall we~?

Jaune: Lets~!

~~~

Jaune: She's the woman who saved my life! The woman who raised me from a child! Unlike you, you bastard, Salem can actually show love to her family, and her children unlike you, you murder!

Ozpin: I am not a murderer.

Jaune: You, and Salem are to blame for the death of your children. And, unlike you she does not believe she was blameless.

Ozpin: ...

Qrow: So, to get back at, Ozpin she adopted you, and that flaming bitch?

Jaune: My sister is protective of me, something that you couldn't possibly understand with your sister.

Qrow: Well, what about her being a brocon! How do you defend that you bastard!

~~~

Cinder: Please, Jaune?

Jaune: No.

Cinder: Come on, it'll be fun~1

Jaune: Finals are coming up, we need to study for them, Cin.

Cinder: But, we all need a chance to unwind~!

Jaune: We can unwind after finals.

Cinder: But, I don't want to wait that long little brother~!

Jaune: No.

Cinder: But... But, what if we invite some other people to join us?

Jaune: Other... people...?

Cinder: Yeah~! My partner, Neo has been giving you the look~! And, I know you partner, Pyrrha is also giving you the looks~! So, what do you say~? Why don't the four of get together, and have some fun~?

Jaune: ...

Jaune: Okay...

Cinder: YES!

Jaune: After finals are finished.

Cinder: FUCK!

Blake: Hey, quiet. This is the library.

Cinder: Hey, Blake we're going to have a foursome, want to join us, and make it a fivesome~?

Blake: ...

Blake: Yes...

Cinder: See, Jaune! Four people want top have an orgy with you! Let's do it!

Jaune: Haa... gods dammit...

~~~

Jaune: So, what my sister is a brocon. Everyone in, Beacon knows she is.

Ironwood: Do they now?

Ozpin: Yes they do. The amount of complaints we have received because of her is quite... substantial...

Qrow: Good gods...

Ozpin: Well it matters not, we have captured, Salem's children, and we will prevent them from doing anything that threatens the stability of, Vale.

Ironwood: I will prepare a prison transport to take these two away immediately. I will ensure that they will be locked away in a place forever.

Qrow: Well, looks like you will will never be seeing your sister again.

Jaune: It may be true you have me, and my older sister, but you haven't found my eldest sister.

Ozpin: Eldest sister?

"Boom!"

"SMASH!"

Jaune: "Cough cough!"

Jaune: Damn. You blew the door right off it's hinges right on top of them. Talk about a brutal takedown,

: It was. They attacked, and arrested my little brother. Those bastards deserved it.

Jaune: Really, cause it felt a little personal.

: You deal with their bullshit for years; Ozpin's delusional paranoia, Ironwood's rigid stick up the ass attitude, and Qrow's drunkenness, and tell me you don't want to beat the fuck out of them.

Jaune: Fair enough. Do you think they're dead?

: Maybe, Ironwood is more machine then man, so they could make him more of a cyborg now. Ozpin can just reincarnate so fuck him. And as for, Qrow... well, its his lucky day~!

Jaune: Low blow sis, low blow. So, should I take this as you cutting your ties with, Beacon, and Vale?

: I am.

Jaune: I thought you liked it here.

: I do, but I love my family more. Now come on, let's go break out the brocon pyromaniac.

Jaune: Alright, but before we go; Thanks for rescuing me, Glynda.

Glynda: Of course, Jaune. Anything for my little brother~!

Jaune: Alright, but I owe you one, Sis.

Glynda: In that case I know a way you can pay me back.

Jaune: Oh?

Glynda: Mom may get the first one, but I'm getting the second one~!

Jaune: The second...? Oh... Yeah... Yeah, I can do that~!

Glynda: Wonderful~!

[quattro-bacheema]

Trouble in the Arc-Schnee household

Willow: I already promised that I'd babysit the twins today!

Juniper: You've babysat the twins for two weeks in a row now! It's my turn to spoil the babies!

Willow: Then you should've made the arrangements before I did!

Juniper: How am I supposed to do that when you live in the same house as them!

*meanwhile, off to the side*

Jaune: *holding Whisper* Do you think we should... try to mediate or something?

Weiss: *holding and playing with Wirbel* And get caught in the crossfire?

Jaune: ...fair point.

[soundkiller0017]

Responding to @arkosfan about this poat

Mama Arc: Oh! Miss Belladoona. I asurre you that my babies (reffering to the Rabbits) are well paid and rested. And they are no are not slaved like Jaquess does.

Weiss: Wait. You know my dad?

Mama Arc: Ofcourse dear. And yes, I hate that mother fucker. Your mother where best friends back in Atlas Academy, in fact my father was best of best with your grandpa.

Weiss: Aunt Juni!?

Juniper Arc: Yes my dear!

Weiss: So June is Jaune!?

Jaune: Snowflake!?

Pyrrha: What is happening?

Juniper: Weiss and Jaune were best friends when they kids. They go to every where together. In fact, they even sleep in the same bed when they where 5. But, after Big Nick's death. Jaquess cut off all ties with us. So Jaune and Weiss didn't see each other until Beacon.

Nora: Why did Weisscream called fearless leader June?

Juniper: Oh! My girls and Winter, Weiss older sister, liked to use my baby boy as a dress up doll. So when Jaune and Weiss meet, Weiss couldn't pronuce well Jaune's name, plus Jaune looked like a girl.

Jaune: MOM!

Juniper: Well, is good that you are here, because, I need to anounce something.

Jaune: What it is mom?

Juniper: Well, that was that you and Weiss, are set marry in a near future!

JWP: WHAT!!!!!!

Pyrrha faints to the floor.

Nora: Renny! Pyr Pyr just fainted!

To be continue

[madmanwonder]

Ask

What was the first impression Bleiss, Ying and Taupe gave to Jaune's mother? Did they impress her enough to get her seal of approval in dating her son?

Let say that Bleiss, Ying, and Taupe gave the best worst first impression to Juniper and Jaune have some explaining to do about his current suitors...and whether or not they will gave her grandchildren in the future.

[cowcowwow]

Slumber 💜

[argentarachnids]

I'm still waiting for Juniper to say something.

[arc-misadventures]

Shark Onesie

Weiss thinks, Jaune's bunny onesie is the stupidest thing she's ever seen. So, to prove the superiority of the onesie, Jaune got, Weiss a shark onesie as a gift.

Jaune will grow to slightly regrets his decision.

///

Jaune: Weiss, please take it off.

Weiss: Never!

Jaune: Weiss come on.

Weiss: No!

Jaune: Come on, please, Weiss?

Weiss: I said no!

Jaune: Take off the onesie!

Weiss: Never!

Jaune: Weiss, it's our wedding day! Please take off the onesie, and put on your wedding dress already!

Weiss: This is my wedding dress!

Jaune: THE FUCK IS NOT?!!

~~~

Juniper: I expected some prewedding problems, which is natural.

Willow: Oh, but of course.

Juniper: But, I was expecting a, Grimm attack, or a vengeful ex lover.

Willow: As did I.

Juniper: Not that the bride went down the aisle wearing her wedding dress over her shark onesie…

Willow: Neither did I, but I must say, she looks absolutely beautiful in it~!

Juniper: She looks divine~!

~~~

Jaune: ...

Weiss: Well~?

Jaune: Okay, you win. You look cute wearing your wedding dress, and your onesie on.

Weiss: Thank you~!

Jaune: It better come off in the bedroom.

Weiss: No promises.

Jaune: Looks like I'm going hunting for sharks then.

Weiss: ...

Weiss: Y-You're going to do what...?

[howi99]

RK: *throwing another stick in the fire* ...

Juniper: *asleep next to him*

RK: *Whispering to himself* Happy birthday to me... Happy birthday to me... Happy birthday happy birthday... Happy birthday to me...

[howlingday]

Jaune: Huh... This helmet looks different... (Puts on winged helmet)

???: It looks good on you.

Jaune: (Whirls) Who said that?!

Juniper: Oh! Did you understand me?

Jaune: Wait, does this... Does this helmet let us talk to each other?

Juniper: It does. Allow me to properly introduce myself. I am Queen Bounds of the Lagomorphian Empire. It is a pleasure to meet you, Jaune Arc of Remnant, and I thank you for saving me.

Jaune: Oh, it's no problem! And... Sorry for naming you Juniper and calling you that all the time.

Juniper: I am not opposed to being called Juniper. It feels... nice.

Jaune: (Making rabbit noises)

Juniper: (Making rabbit noises)

Weiss: (Watching all of this just... happen, Looks over to rest of her team who shrug) What the fuck...?

[soundkiller0017]

Weiss: I would love too.

Later in the Arc household

Jaune: So Weiss and I are childhood friends, and that we are in arrange marriege with each other!?

Juniper Arc: Yes. You both where really close whrn both were 5.

Jaune: Wait! Weiss was snowflake!?

Weiss: And Jaune was June!?

Willow: Yes. I also agree the arrange marriege after ssen how close where the both of you. And that Jaquess (that piece of shit) didn't arrenge a marriege with some Atlas bratt.

jaune arc: i want you to meet my parents....

jaune arc: as my girlfriend

jaune arc: so.... what do you say?

[kiyomides]

The result of today's stream ~

They're so sweet qwq

[madmanwonder]

Type: Prompt

AU: Team BBNT AU

Summary of the Question: Jaune and Blake give their mothers their gift. However Taupe plans on one upping them to the two women that has treated her better than her actual mother. How? By giving them this picture of their son/daughter dancing like two lovers.

Kali/Juniper: I will pay you all of my money if you get them married by the end of the year!!!!/Take my money!!!!

Taupe:

[therealmofamorus]

Ask

Original Male Crossover Stud Mundane AU

Is it true that Mama Arc and Papa Arc haa suggested Yor and Loid for a partner swap for one night? Did they agree to it or not? If then did then how did it go?

Yor and Loid initially turned down the offer for the partner swapping out of embarrassment. But the thought of sleeping with them stay with them for a while until they asked if the offer was valid for them.

[brokentrafficknight]

Wolf Faunus Ruby instantly recognizes Jaune in the Ever After because of his smell, and she LIKES what she sees.

[deuyr4]

let time be the witness, the riot, the rain

[pilot-boi]

I still love this big baby 🥺