#jaune x ren Tumblr posts

[arc-misadventures]

So for the beach you want to really trauma Jaune? Do one with Ren's kinks.

The Beach: Ri

Jaune: Okay, that was… unexpected, yet totally conceivable.

Jaune: Talk about being predictable.

: Talk about what being predictable?

Jaune: Ahh?! Oh, Rin it’s you…

(Whistles)

Jaune: God damn…

Rin: O-Oh… uhh… W-What do you think of my bikini, Jaune?

Jaune: You look great, Rin! That bikini really… really fills you out…

Jaune: But, uhhh… How tight are your clothes? Cause, I’ll be honest I thought you were flat.

Rin: Oh I wear a binder on my chest, it keeps them out the way so to say.

Jaune: Out of the way? Why do they…

(Boing)

Jaune: I see…

Rin: See what?

Jaune: Nothing!

Jaune: Ahem!

Jaune: But, uhh how do you hide those thick thighs of yours?

Rin: Oh, just some tight pants.

Jaune: If they do that to her legs, what do they do to her butt…?

Rin: What?

Jaune: Nothing. So you asked about being predictable?

Rin: Yes I did. What is so predictable?

Jaune: Not what, who.

Rin: Who? Okay, why is, Blake so predictable?

Jaune: What? I didn’t say her name, how did you know it was, Blake?

Rin: Because it’s, Blake.

Jaune: …

Jaune: I think we need to have a word with her about how predictable she is…

Rin: It couldn’t hurt.

Jaune: Maybe. But, to answer your question. All of team, RWBY have been telling me what their kinks are. And, when, Blake told me she said she was into race play.

Rin: Race play? Like, humans and faunas?

Jaune: Yeah.

Rin: I thought she would be into bondage, and the like. But, that feels on brand for her.

Jaune: See, completely predictable.

Rin: That she is.

Rin: I-If, Blake asked you to… w-would you play along with her kink?

Jaune: She already did. I said no considering how thirsty she was…

Rin: But, say if she didn’t ask like that. W-Would you…?

Jaune: …

Jaune: I won’t lie, and say I’m not interested… But… It would all depend on how far she would take it.

Rin: I see…

Rin: So… I-If I asked you to… If I asked you do play out my k-kink… would you do it…?

Jaune: That uhh… that depends… w-what are you into…?

Rin: …

Rin: B-Breeding…

Jaune: Breeding?!

Rin: But, only if it’s you!

Jaune: Only if it’s me?!

Rin: I’m sorry, Jaune! But, after seeing you, and Adrian, I started wondering what it would be like having a kid of my own, then I thought about you being the father. Then I started thinking about how you would stuff me full with your cream, and impregnate me!

Rin: I can’t help it! I think it’s really hot!

Jaune: Okay…

Jaune: I’ll be honest, that was not what I was expecting. And, out of everything I have heard of today, that’s the most tame kink I’ve heard.

Rin: So… w-would you be willing to…?

Jaune: Whoa , hang on, Rin! I am in no position to be having a kid!

Rin: Oh, so do you want to do it back in the beach house on a bed? We don’t want the sand getting…?!

Jaune: What?! No! That’s not what I meant!

Rin: Then what did you mean?

Jaune: It is not the right time to be dojng such things…

Rin: Wait, does that mean you would be willing to knock me up~?!

Jaune: I didn’t mean that either!

Rin: Then what did you mean?

Jaune: I… Uhhh…?!

Rin: Do you want to…?

Jaune: Uhhh… Oh, look a distraction!

Rin: A what?

Jaune: Run away!

Rin: Huw, what? Hey!

Jaune: You’ll never take me alive…

Rin: Ohh…!

Rin: Haaa…

Rin: That’s okay, Jaune. I can wait, but not too long…

Rin: Daddy~!

[superiorsturgeon]

Pyrrha: ☹️

Jaune: *puts a hand on Pyrrha’s shoulder* Pyrrha, you’re not only my girlfriend, you’re my best friend, so if you need to talk- 😔

Ren: I thought I was your best friend!

Jaune: Well…Pyrrha’s my best friend I can cuddle!

Ren: I like to cuddle! You just never ask! 😭

[brokentrafficknight]

Dragons hoard!

[celticcatgirl2]

“Bro I forgot to say “no homo” before we started…we have to get married now…”

[lwdegarbagedump]

Hehe whale tails... I grew up in the 2000s I just think of Kath & Kim. Jaune and Ren are certainly foxy morons with they asses out.

[rocknroll7575]

Bilingual

*Jaune and Emerald talking while drinking coffee*

Weiss: What are they doing?

Ren: Apparently, Emerald's mother grew up in the same region of Vale as Jaune's father, and taught Emerald how to speak in old Eastern Valerian

Weiss: Really? I didn't know Jaune spoke old Eastern Valerian

Ren: Neither did we until Emerald cussed in it and Jaune was shocked to hear it, since then they both sometimes converse in the language

Weiss: *looking back at them with intrigue*

Jaune: Et c'est à ce moment-là que j'ai appris à ne jamais me cacher dans la chambre de mes parents pendant les jeux de cache-cache.

Emerald: *giggles* Je ne peux pas imaginer à quel point ça a dû être horrible de les voir faire ça

Jaune: Oui

Emerald: En parlant de faire quelque chose dans ce sens… J'ai ma propre chambre, tu sais?

Jaune: *Shocked* Es-tu…?

Emerald: *nods* Je suis... alors qu'en dis-tu? Veux-tu revenir avec moi et nous pourrons passer du temps seuls?

Jaune: Je pense... j'adorerais, Emerald

Emerald: Bon choix, Jaune

*both set down their cups and quickly rush upstairs*

Weiss: Where are they going?

Oscar: *blushing because Ozpin translated for him* I-I don't think we should bother them for a while...

[rachetmath]

Urge and Curiousity

Jaune: Um. Guys?

Ren: What's up Jaune?

Jaune: Remember that mission with that Grimm we just finished?

Oscar: Yeah, why?

Jaune: I just researched it and… we need to contain the girls.

Ren: Again, why?

Jaune: Yeah, this Grimm sprayed something on the girls which starts to affect their minds. This could cause them to behave differently than normal. Basically unleashing-

Ruby: Oscar~

Nora: Ren~

Jaune: Oh shit it's too late.

Oscar: Too late? What do you mean by “too late”?

Ren: Jaune what’s going -

Jaune: *already out and barricading the door* 

Oscar: Jaune. Jaune, open the door.

Jaune: Sorry fellas but… … this needs to be done. 

Ren: Jaune quit horsing around, let us out.

Jaune: Not until it's over. 

Oscar: Til what's over?

Jaune: Well the Grimm spray started influencing the girls to unleash their … urges.

Oscar: Okay -

Jaune: Sexual urges.

Ren and Oscar: *terrified*

Ren: Jaune, open the door.

Jaune: *silent and walks away* 

Ren: Jaune. Jaune! Jaune, you open this door! Jaune!! Jaune I swear if- I swear you will pay! Jaune!!!

After long sexual intense hours.

Nora: Phew I feel better.

Ruby: Oh my brothers, Oscar, I am sorry.

Ren: *down*

Oscar: *shock*

Jaune: *returns* Well guys, it seems you enjoyed yourselves.

Ren: Jaune.

Jaune: What's up Ren?

Ren: Fuck you.

Jaune: Damn sorry man I had to.

Ren: I hope you get it worse.

Yang: Well look who finally shows up.

Jaune: Yang, hey how's it- *trapped by a glyph* going? 

Weiss: *appears*

Jaune: Oh crap they are still-

Emerald: Oh no, we’re good. We’re just curious.

Weiss: *blushes*

Jaune: Huh.

Yang: Alright. Pants him. 

Blake: *removes his belt, pants and draws*

Jaune: *sword drops* Hey what the hell?!

Blake: Damn.

Weiss: Oh my God. 

Yang: Okay~ Blake.

Blake: Already done. She was right.

Yang: Alright Emerald you were right. He got it~ 

Emerald: I never miss the details. I told you he was packing. 

Yang: Mm-hmm~ In the front.

Blake: And the back. *Slaps Jaune ass* 

Jaune: Hey!

Weiss: Indeed. Emerald, how much do we owe you?

Emerald: *laughs* I don't want money. *Serious* I want first dibs. 

Weiss: What?!

Yang: Now hold on!

Emerald: No. No. I called it. I've seen it. I get first dibs.

Weiss: Excuse me but I was his first crush. Therefore I get the first try.

Yang: He is the brother to my sister therefore my husband so I get first dibs automatically.

Blake: I mean I slapped his ass before any of you so…

Yang: And since Blake is my girlfriend again I got dibs. Well second.

Weiss: Bull****!

Blake: Ladies. Ladies!

WEY: … …

Blake: We’ll draw straws to see who goes first. Besides, we got hours to deal with our favorite knight.

Jaune: Wh- what?

Yang: Okay. Come on. 

Jaune: Oh, no. *being carried out* 

Ren: Justice. 

Jaune: Ren.Oscar. Help me!

Ren: Oscar you heard something.

Oscar: … … …

Ren: Neither did I.

Jaune: *screams* 

After hours of rough sex.

Jaune: *unable to move*.

Ren: How does it feel now bitch?

Jaune: Damn it.

Oscar: … … 

Jaune: Is he-

Ren: He's breathing. I think.

Jaune: Have you checked?!

Ren: Hang on. *checks Oascar pulse* He’s breathing.

Jaune: Oh thank you.

[reashot]

Cats Are Better Than Dogs(Wolf)...

Nora: OMG look at that it's so cute!

Ren: *shushhh* Be quiet Nora you don't want to wake him up.

Wolf Ruby: Hey guys whatcha doing? 😁

Ren: Just take a look for yourself Ruby.

*sees Blake kneading Jaune's man boobs*

Ruby: 😶

Nora: Ain't she cute... *Walks away with Ren*

Ruby: *starts walking towards Blake and picks her up away from Jaune*

Go away stinky kitty. Jaune is mine. 😡

Blake: *growl*

Ruby: *starts massaging Jaune's boobs* Meow... Purr, purr... 😻

Jaune: R-Ruby?

Ruby: Uh... You're dreaming go back to sleep. 😮

Jaune: I'm not. I'm awake. What's going on Ruby why are you touching my chest?

Ruby: *smash Jaune's head with a flower vase*

Stupid Cat!!! 🤬

[howi99]

First time at the cafeteria

Jaune: *eating like a starved man*

_NPRRWBY: ....

Jaune: *looking up at them, gulping down the food with some orange juice* Oh uh... Sorry. My mom's not really the best at cooking anything other than sweet and my father can't taste anything so.... *Start eating again with twice the gusto*

Yang: Damn, where will those calories go?

Nora: *grinning* I WON'T GET OUTMATCHED! FOR I, NORA VALKYRIE, NEVER LOSE! *start eating as much as him*

__________

Nora: *in the bathroom, sick* Uuugh, how did he ate that much? Why am i sick?

Ren: *deadpan* You ate 47 pancakes and only pancakes. What did you expect with so much sugar?

Nora: *being miserable*

[davidellisartworkstuff]

They're so happy the boys got funded! Well done to everyone for funding the Team JNPR plushies!

[leorobotsworld]

*Jaune enters his team dorm room*

Jaune: Hey guys, ruby wanted to know-

Ren/Nora: *in the middle of a makeout session*

Jaune: My bad, carry on

[arc-misadventures]

Blooming Lotus Petals

Jaune: Okay… today is the day I go out on a date with, Rin…

Jaune: Out of all the things she'd make me do after losing that bet, I did not expect this!

Jaune: I didn't even realize she like me that way…

Jaune: Oh gods… I hope this date goes well. I'd hate for it to ruin our friendship just because of a bad…

Rin: Hey, Jaune~!

Jaune: AHH?! R-Rin you're here! Ready for our date…?!

Jaune: The HELL?! Since when have you been… like that?!

Rin: Like what?

Jaune: Thic! Stacked! Curvy! Voluptuous! Since when have you been so sexy?!

Rin: Oh, my clothes are just really good at hiding my… assists.

Jaune: So, you've always been so hot?!

Rin: Well, Coco, did help me with a wardrobe change… Do you like it…?

Jaune: I love it! Cause… fuck me you're so attractive…

Rin: 'Fuck you?' Oh, well I was hoping to do that on at least the third date, but if you want to that now well…

Jaune: Wait, that's not what I meant!

Rin: It's not…? But, don't you want to… (Boing~!) Play with these?

Jaune: …

Jaune: I take it back… Please have sex with me…

Rin: My, now doesn't that just sound wonderful~!

[superiorsturgeon]

Nora: Hey! The boys are back from their mission! 😃

Nora: *jumps into Ren’s arms and peppers him with Renora smooches* 🥰

Pyrrha: Hello, Jaune~! You got a little scruffy in the field! *kisses Jaune’s cheek* 😘

Nora: Your girlfriends missed you…! 🥺

Pyrrha: How was the mission?

Jaune: *putting away his sleeping bag* Pretty boring, really.

Ren: *unslings his backpack* We spent the entire mission looking forward to getting home and seeing you both! ☺️

Jaune: Though, there was one thing on the third night… 🤔

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Jaune: 😴

Jaune: *rolls over and snuggles* Mmm…your hair smells good, Pyr… 🥰

Ren: *being tightly spooned by Jaune* 😶

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Ren: …and the thing that happened on the fourth night… ☝️😲

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Jaune: *snorts awake*

Jaune: …is something squeezing my butt…?

Ren: *sleep-groping* …mmm…your squats are paying off, Nora… 🤤🫴🍑

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Pyrrha: *whispers* …what’s happening…? 😕

Nora: *whispers back* I don’t know…should we be upset…? 😦

Jaune: Oh, by the way, Ren, I felt you poking me after the groping incident…

Jaune: …so congratulations to Nora for that! 😉

Ren: Well, I felt you through your sleeping bag AND mine. Pyrrha is very lucky! 😌

Pyrrha: I still can’t decide if this is hot or weird!

Nora: I know, right?! 😥

[brokentrafficknight]

Jessica and Olivia team up to be Jaune's Greenwives.

[juanarc-thethird]

Can we get a sequel to Good Night, Jaune~?

When Team JNPR are saying goodnight to each other, Jaune surprises Pyrrha by going to her and kissing her before going to sleep himself.

Jaune: *With his hand on the light switch* Ok, it's time to go to sleep. Good night Nora.

Nora: *In Bed* Good night, fearless leader.

Jaune: Good night Ren

Ren: *In bed* Good night Jaune.

Jaune: Good night Pyrrha

Pyrrha: *In bed but looking away out of embarrassment* G-Good night Jaune.

Jaune just sighs and turns off the light. He approaches his own bed and just as he gets into Pyrrha's view, she turns the other way.

Pyrrha: *Red* (God, I can't look at his face after what happened yesterday! Why did I do that? It's so embarrassing!)

Suddenly she feels someone poking her in the back.

Pyrrha: (Huh?)

She turns to look and is attacked by a sweet kiss on her lips from Jaune.

Pyrrha: *Blushing* Eh?

Jaune: *Smiling* Good night Pyrrha~

Jaune lies down on his bed and goes to sleep. Pyrrha on the other side was stunned and doesn't know what to do other than mentally scream.

Pyrrha: *Red* (EEEEHHH???!!!!)

[lordoftime01]

(A rewrite of sorts)

Yang: Lying in bed with her head handing off the side

Yang: "Ugh! It's been soooo boring since team JNPR got sent on that mission several months ago."

Ruby: "Hey, at least there was a bright side. Since it was Miss Goodwitch that went with then, Combat Class has become a free time."

Weiss: "I still can't believe that Professor Ozpin had Miss Goodwitch go with them. Especially considering her condition."

Yang: "Oh don't worry I'm su-" Interrupted and startled by a loud yelling.

???: "OH MY BROTHERS!!! IT FEELS SO GOOD TO BE BACK!"

???: "It is nice to be back, yeah. Those Grimm just never seemed to end"

???: "Oh yeah, and if it hadn't been for fearless leader unlocking his semblance, we could have been goners"

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Yang/Ruby/Weiss: In their heads 'Wait, Vomit Boy/Jaune/That dunce finally unlocked his semblance"

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???: "And even better that he saved his and Miss Goodwitch's baby"

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Yang: "Wait, not only did Jaune unlock his semblance, but he also knocked up the goodbitch our teacher?!"

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???: "Thank you... Nora for reminding me of that... really appreciate it"

Yang/Ruby/Weiss: Huddle around their dorm room door to be able to hear much better. They heard Nora, Ren, and Pyrrha but haven't heard Juane yet.

Nora: "You know Pyrrha, you have no one to blame but yourself"

Ren: "Yeah. Nora and I told you that if you didn't tell him soon-"

Nora: "Then someone else was going to be his"

Pyrrha: "You're right. I took too long to confess my feelings. And I lost him to our teacher of all people. There has to be some sort of law against that." The pain and hurt in her voice was evident

Pyrrha: Punches the wall hard enough for it, and the surrounding area to rattle a bit.

Blake: Burst out of the bathroom wearing only a towel, pen and notebook in hand. Bowling over her teammates and slamming the door open, startling _NPR

Blake: "What's this I hear about Jaune knocking up Miss Goodwitch!? Give me the details, leave nothing out"

Nora: "Ok so apparently Jaune Jaune and Miss Goodwitch banged each other on Velentine's day." She had a shit-eating grin on her face as the sound of Pyrrha crunching JNPR's door handle was heard.

Nora: "And from what I know, the two of them had been together together for a few months before that." She proceeded to go into great detail of all that she knew.

Glynda: Carefully sits down while groaning. One hand on the chair to help stabilize, the other hand on her extended belly.

Jaune: Comes in with some tea and quickly rushes over to help her

Glynda: "Don't worry Jaune, I had it." Gives Jaune a peck on the lips

Glynda: "Thank you though. I really appreciate it"

Jaune: "You really shouldn't be moving yourself so much. We already had that close call with the Beringel." Pours Glynda some tea before giving it to her.

Jaune: "Ozpin has even told you are to take it easy." He sits beside Glynda and wraps one arm around her shoulder, pulling her close while he places his free hand over Glynda's hand and belly, intertwining his fingers with hers.

Glynda: "Oh, but I'm sure there's so much paperwork that is backed up. Paperwork that I'm 100% sure that Ozpin didn't do and so will just push the work load onto me." Her voice had a slight whine to it as she sipped her tea.

Jaune and Glynda just sat there in silence, enjoying each other's company. Their eyes widened in surprise when they felt their child moving inside Glynda's womb, a smile on their faces as they just basked in the moment.

The two of them hadn't been able to get much alone time during the mission. Now was the perfect chance for them to make up for lost time. Glynda turned her head and gently pressed her lips against Jaune when there was a loud knock on the door.

Glynda: Let's out a groan as their alone time was interrupted. She struggles a bit to get up from her position

Jaune: Gently, yet firmly, keeps her seated as he gets up to see who it was. At the door was Ozpin with a large stack of papers.

Ozpin: "Ah hello, Mr Arc. If you would be so kind as to hand Glynda these papers. I'd be ever so grateful."