#jaune x ren

[arc-misadventures]

Blooming Lotus Petals

Jaune: Okay… today is the day I go out on a date with, Rin…

Jaune: Out of all the things she'd make me do after losing that bet, I did not expect this!

Jaune: I didn't even realize she like me that way…

Jaune: Oh gods… I hope this date goes well. I'd hate for it to ruin our friendship just because of a bad…

Rin: Hey, Jaune~!

Jaune: AHH?! R-Rin you're here! Ready for our date…?!

Jaune: The HELL?! Since when have you been… like that?!

Rin: Like what?

Jaune: Thic! Stacked! Curvy! Voluptuous! Since when have you been so sexy?!

Rin: Oh, my clothes are just really good at hiding my… assists.

Jaune: So, you've always been so hot?!

Rin: Well, Coco, did help me with a wardrobe change… Do you like it…?

Jaune: I love it! Cause… fuck me you're so attractive…

Rin: 'Fuck you?' Oh, well I was hoping to do that on at least the third date, but if you want to that now well…

Jaune: Wait, that's not what I meant!

Rin: It's not…? But, don't you want to… (Boing~!) Play with these?

Jaune: …

Jaune: I take it back… Please have sex with me…

Rin: My, now doesn't that just sound wonderful~!

[superiorsturgeon]

NPR: *having drinks while Jaune is out of town*

Pyrrha: …do you remember how I used to want to top Jaune…?

Nora: You mean back at Beacon when you suddenly developed the confidence to talk about your crush and never shut up about it even though we BEGGED you to stop? 😑

Pyrrha: …

Pyrrha: …yeah…😣

Nora: *sigh*

Nora: …go on…! 🙄

Pyrrha: I’ve recently found myself wanting to let HIM top ME for a change…! 😖

Nora: …uh…what made you change your mind…?

Pyrrha: *holds up her scroll* I look at this picture and think, “Daddy…!” 🥰

Pyrrha’s Scroll:

Nora: I don’t-

Ren: Shit girl, me too.

[saxophonebone]

Ren: …okay, the cosmos have aligned!

Jaune: Ready Nora?

Nora: *lying in the center of summoning circle* Hit me with it! 😉

Ren/Jaune: *chanting*

Nora: *haloed in red and pink light* 😇

Nora: *slowly raises in the air*

Nora: *erupts in a flash of pink, red, and green*

Ren: Did it work…?

Nora: *opens her eyes*

Pyrrha/Nora: *one green eye, one turquoise eye* Hello again…! 😃

Jaune: *grabs Pyrrha/Nora in a hug* Welcome back…! 😭

Ren: *hugging from the other side* We missed you so much…! 😭

Pyrrha!Nora: I’m so happy to be back!

Nora!Pyrrha: Now we can finally do that thing we always wanted to do…!

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Pyrrha!Nora: *throat bulging, screaming and moaning around Jaune’s throbbing dick*

Nora!Pyrrha: *slamming her hips back against Ren’s hips hard enough to clap*

Jaune: *pushing his tongue into Ren’s mouth above Pyrrha/Nora*

Ren: *tugs on Pyrrha/Nora’s hair while groaning into Jaune’s kiss*

Pyrrha/Nora: …mm…mm…Mm…MM…MMMMMM!!!!

Jaune: *reaches forward between Ren and Pyrrha/Nora’s and slaps their cheek*

Pyrrha/Nora: *screams around full mouth* 😫

Ren: *breaks kiss and buries both hands in Jaune’s sweaty hair* Oh, GODS…! SO TIGHT!!! 😩

Jaune: …I’m gonna…I’m gonna…! 😖

Ren: …no…TOGETHER…!

Jaune: ReeeeEEEENNN-!!

Ren: *hilts himself in Pyrrha/Nora and unloads a huge, pulsating load deep inside*

Jaune: *feels a knot snap inside, pumping magma-hot load into his girlfriends*

Pyrrha/Nora: *eyes roll back, drowning in a massive double orgasm*

Ren: *panting as he pulls out and shakily drops to the bed* This…this was the best idea…you’ve ever had…

Jaune: *drops beside twitching Pyrrha/Nora* I’m pretty proud of it too…!

Pyrrha!Nora: *snuggles between Ren and Jaune* Best team ever…! 🥰

Nora!Pyrrha: We’re gonna have SO many JNPR babies…! 🥰

[brokentrafficknight]

Dragons hoard!

[celticcatgirl2]

“Bro I forgot to say “no homo” before we started…we have to get married now…”

[rachetmath]

Nora's Plan B

Hey Nora.

Nora: Sup Em, whicha want?

Emerald: Say if Ren doesn’t work out would you date Jaune?

Nora: Yes.

Emerald: What?

Ruby: What?

Weiss: What?

Nora: What? Is that a big deal?

Emerald: Explain.

Nora: I mean I call Jaune a fearless leader for a reason.

Weiss: But Cardin-

Nora: Let’s break it down. Jaune let Cardin get away with what he did was because of his transcripts however that’s also because Jaune was used to situations like because no one has ever helped him with that. Think about it, how many friends Jaune had before Beacon?

Ruby: Hm.

Nora: Plus the moment Cardin threatened Pyrrha his attitude took a whole 180. Shoot after the Ursa he was ready to fight Cardin again.

Ruby and Weiss: Yeah, she’s not wrong.

Nora: Next, Cinder would have to watch Jaune’s progression in order to set up a good team for us to fight. Didn’t she?

Emerald: Yeah.

Nora: And Jaune stood up for Pyrrha when everybody was laying pressure on her. That’s something.

RWE: True.

Ruby: But Nora sometimes Jaune-

Nora: Hold on, yeah, Jaune has his hissy fits but then again, don’t we all grieve differently. Plus Ruby, Qrow waited until we were attacked by Salem’s forces to explain everything. Instead, he could have just told us from the start. He was doing unnecessary things. So yeah Jaune has every right to be mad. I say Qrow should have counted his blessings that Jaune was willing to help him at all if you weren’t around. Or Jaune kills him by his own hands.

Ruby: Oh.

Weiss: But then he- Oscar-

Nora: With Oscar, Jaune admitted he overreacted with him. But, again, understandble. We grieve at our own pace. And I mean seriously Ozpin hadyears to stop Salem and he hasn’t done it. Ozpin might as well be just as bad as Salem.  Also if you have not noticed back in Argus the moment he pushed Oscar to the wall none of us were ready. Remember how  Yang looked?

RW: 

Nora: That was fear. I will say that takes points away for being attractive but it also shows he has a breaking point. Which for most people needs to be avoided cause someone could end up dead. But again Jaune proves he has control of his emotions by letting Oscar go.

Yang: Yeah she’s not wrong. 

Ruby: Yang how-

Yang: Stay on topic. Look I’m cool with Ren and you know I- I understood why he was upset but the moment he realized his tone with Jaune-

Yang: He knew. He knew he f**** up but then Jaune’s response- Oh my god.

Yang: He maintained his composure. His behavior proves he learned from Argus with Oscar. He still was willing to talk with him.

Yang: If that’s not maturity then I don’t know what is. Just saying. 

Ruby: But Jaune in the Ever After was-

Yang: Okay let’s compare. Ren was upset about Atlas and Mantle. Instead of being upset about it and following orders, what else has he done to fix anything? Nothing. And when he finally expressed himself it was after Oscar got kidnapped. And we were stranded in the middle of miles in snow with no food or transportation. Meanwhile, leaving those thousands of people to die.

Me: But didn’t you start it?

Yang: Doesn’t matter.

Me: Yes it-

Yang: Shut up. And in the Ever After Ruby…. …. We were there for a day and we made Little homeless. Robbed the knights. Almost died playing a game of chess with a spoiled brat. Fought our inner demons. And destroyed a city market with people in it to save ourselves from Neo. In one day mind you we did all of that.

Ruby: Holy-

Yang: Now with Jaune he wasn’t dismissing our problem but we were contemplating at the wrong time. 

Yang: Mainly because a storm came.

Yang: He then brought us to his home.

Yang: And let's recall he was waiting for us. Something he didn’t have to do. At all.  And what did we do? Judge the man for taking care of a bunch of children who want to die.

Yang: Then we brought Neo to him.

Yang: And Ruby -

Ruby: No further comments.

Yang: And Ratchet.

Me: *sigh* Okay. Fine. If you have seen my list of Jaune ships or seen any of my post on Ren and Nora., my outlook on them is not good. But after thinking about the reason I hate Nora, I steadily realized, ‘man, what I am saying, she’s better than Sakura.” She doesn’t physically or mentally abuse Jaune like Sakura does to Naruto. And unlike the other besides Pyrrha she’s consistent with Jaune. So I'll admit I was petty with her in volume seven and eight. I can see Nora’s Arc happening.

Nora: Thank you. Anyways Emerald I would date Jaune as my plan B. Especially if Ren and I don’t recover from Atlas.

Emerald: Well damn. Too bad you got competition.

Nora: *laugh*

RWE: *shocked*

Nora: Let them come. But remember, team JNPR. And team JNRO. And team RNJR.

Weiss: What is that- oh my god.

Nora: That’s right. I’m number two. I’m the second. I’m always beside Jaune. Not Pyrrha. Not Ren. Me. He’s the leader. But the queen of the motherf***ing castle. Bye ladies. *leaves*

Yang: Damn.

Weiss: Oh no, I better act fast.

Ruby: I need Ren to clean up his mess quickly.

Emerald: She most definitely

[leorobotsworld]

Nurse Jaune III

Ren: *wearing a neck cast*

Jaune: *pinching the bridge os his nose* Explain to me again why you thought that was a good idea?

Ren: Would you say no if your girlfriend asked to crush your head with her thighs?

Jaune: *eyebrow twitching*

Ren: I regret nothing

[arc-misadventures]

So for the beach you want to really trauma Jaune? Do one with Ren's kinks.

The Beach: Ri

Jaune: Okay, that was… unexpected, yet totally conceivable.

Jaune: Talk about being predictable.

: Talk about what being predictable?

Jaune: Ahh?! Oh, Rin it’s you…

(Whistles)

Jaune: God damn…

Rin: O-Oh… uhh… W-What do you think of my bikini, Jaune?

Jaune: You look great, Rin! That bikini really… really fills you out…

Jaune: But, uhhh… How tight are your clothes? Cause, I’ll be honest I thought you were flat.

Rin: Oh I wear a binder on my chest, it keeps them out the way so to say.

Jaune: Out of the way? Why do they…

(Boing)

Jaune: I see…

Rin: See what?

Jaune: Nothing!

Jaune: Ahem!

Jaune: But, uhh how do you hide those thick thighs of yours?

Rin: Oh, just some tight pants.

Jaune: If they do that to her legs, what do they do to her butt…?

Rin: What?

Jaune: Nothing. So you asked about being predictable?

Rin: Yes I did. What is so predictable?

Jaune: Not what, who.

Rin: Who? Okay, why is, Blake so predictable?

Jaune: What? I didn’t say her name, how did you know it was, Blake?

Rin: Because it’s, Blake.

Jaune: …

Jaune: I think we need to have a word with her about how predictable she is…

Rin: It couldn’t hurt.

Jaune: Maybe. But, to answer your question. All of team, RWBY have been telling me what their kinks are. And, when, Blake told me she said she was into race play.

Rin: Race play? Like, humans and faunas?

Jaune: Yeah.

Rin: I thought she would be into bondage, and the like. But, that feels on brand for her.

Jaune: See, completely predictable.

Rin: That she is.

Rin: I-If, Blake asked you to… w-would you play along with her kink?

Jaune: She already did. I said no considering how thirsty she was…

Rin: But, say if she didn’t ask like that. W-Would you…?

Jaune: …

Jaune: I won’t lie, and say I’m not interested… But… It would all depend on how far she would take it.

Rin: I see…

Rin: So… I-If I asked you to… If I asked you do play out my k-kink… would you do it…?

Jaune: That uhh… that depends… w-what are you into…?

Rin: …

Rin: B-Breeding…

Jaune: Breeding?!

Rin: But, only if it’s you!

Jaune: Only if it’s me?!

Rin: I’m sorry, Jaune! But, after seeing you, and Adrian, I started wondering what it would be like having a kid of my own, then I thought about you being the father. Then I started thinking about how you would stuff me full with your cream, and impregnate me!

Rin: I can’t help it! I think it’s really hot!

Jaune: Okay…

Jaune: I’ll be honest, that was not what I was expecting. And, out of everything I have heard of today, that’s the most tame kink I’ve heard.

Rin: So… w-would you be willing to…?

Jaune: Whoa , hang on, Rin! I am in no position to be having a kid!

Rin: Oh, so do you want to do it back in the beach house on a bed? We don’t want the sand getting…?!

Jaune: What?! No! That’s not what I meant!

Rin: Then what did you mean?

Jaune: It is not the right time to be dojng such things…

Rin: Wait, does that mean you would be willing to knock me up~?!

Jaune: I didn’t mean that either!

Rin: Then what did you mean?

Jaune: I… Uhhh…?!

Rin: Do you want to…?

Jaune: Uhhh… Oh, look a distraction!

Rin: A what?

Jaune: Run away!

Rin: Huw, what? Hey!

Jaune: You’ll never take me alive…

Rin: Ohh…!

Rin: Haaa…

Rin: That’s okay, Jaune. I can wait, but not too long…

Rin: Daddy~!

[superiorsturgeon]

Jaune: *modeling dress* Here it is, guys! How do I look? 😅

_NPR:

Pyrrha: …shit. I’m into it.

Nora: …shit. I’m into it.

Ren: …shit. I’m into it.

You know, it's late to be realizing this (both in terms of the time and how long it's taken me to realize this) but every member of Team JNPR is based on someone who cross-dressed, and all we got from that was Jaune wearing a dress one time.

[superiorsturgeon]

Pyrrha: ☹️

Jaune: *puts a hand on Pyrrha’s shoulder* Pyrrha, you’re not only my girlfriend, you’re my best friend, so if you need to talk- 😔

Ren: I thought I was your best friend!

Jaune: Well…Pyrrha’s my best friend I can cuddle!

Ren: I like to cuddle! You just never ask! 😭

[reashot]

The Jaune For All Seasons.

Beacon Academy in the middle of the night.

*everyone sounds asleep*

*Blake being her stinky kitty self*

Blake: Jaune, if you can hear this I will sing you a song of my people. *Clears throat*

Meow!

MEow!

MEOw!!

MEOW!!!

Nora: AHHHH. SHUDDUPPP!!

*hits Blake's face*

Blake: You think this is enough to stop me? I will only meow even harder.

Nora: Ruby. Sic' her girl!

Blake: Oh shit...

Ruby: Woof, woof, woof! 🐺

Get away from my mate you slutty kitty!!! 🐈

Blake: *runs away*

You haven't seen the last of me!

Ruby: And stay out, ya hussy! 😡

Nora: Good girl Ruby. As a reward I will let you sleep with Jaune.

Ruby: Oh boy, oh boy thanks human lady. 👍

Ren: To guard him from other female faunus in heat. So no funny business.

Ruby: *whimper*

Jaune: It's okay Ruby, we can just cuddle.

Ruby: (YAY. Good enough for me.) 😁

*runs up to Jaune's bed*

[brokentrafficknight]

Jessica and Olivia team up to be Jaune's Greenwives.

[superiorsturgeon]

Pyrrha: Hey! *yanks Jaune back and dips him for a deep kiss*

Jaune: 😳

Jaune: *melting again* 🥴

Ren: Pyrrha, please! I hadn’t finished! *takes Jaune back for a second Martial Arcs smooch*

Jaune: Mmmph? 🥰

Pyrrha: *tapping her foot impatiently*

Pyrrha: Okay, my turn again! *resumes Arkos kiss*

Nora: *camera snapping away* Slow down! I can’t get a good shot!

Jaune: *disoriented bisexually*

Nora: Jaune, I bet you Ren could change which way you swing! Just with one kiss.

Pyrrha: Nora what the fu-

Jaune: So many questions but sure, what I win if he doesn't?

Nora: This X-Ray and Vav comic I swiped from the store.

Jaune: Sure, alright Ren you re- mph!

Jaune melted into the kiss and wrapped his arms around his teammate, Nora meanwhile brought out a camera.

Nora: Yeah that's the stuff, baby...

[knight-dwx-09]

Hiding (Not Really) From Them

Jaune cleave a Beowolf in half with a great sword that wasn’t a Croceo Mors. As the last Grimm evaporates, he let his eyes roamed a bit to search for any Grimm left in the area.

Jaune: Okay, that should be the last one of them. Now, I just need to back to the village to report the situation and grab my payment.

He sheathed his sword into the scabbard on his waist.

Jaune: I should wait for her to call me before I leave, today is Friday so it will be any second now.

Right on cue, his scroll began to rings, causing him to smiled brightly as he pick it up to reveal smiling Neo on the screen.

Jaune: Hello Neo!

Neo: *Waving*

Jaune: So, where are you now?

Neo: Atlas

She speaks thanks to the device on her neck that try to predict what she want to say into text-to-speak. It’s not perfect but it’s still good enough to communicate without hand gestured or typing on a scroll.

Jaune: Cool, no pun intended, any luck on stealing from the criminals and finding the information for other artifact?

Neo: Couple stupid idiots, one even use just one password and one pin for all of his money and secret document. As for the latter, none. You?

Jaune: Same, just a couple of Grimm and protecting Villages, haven’t see much from Salem’s cult as well. Seems like they went into hiding after I destroyed a lot of their camp.

Neo: And you aren’t being too hard on yourself, right?

Jaune: They weren’t much to exert me that far. I don’t even have to rely on Lyssa to fight them.

Lyssa: *Speak in Jaune’s mind* Damn right you are, these weakling are even worthy for master’s skills, let alone to withstand against my power! And worry not Neo, I ensure you that I will keep tabs on master’s health and force him to get enough sleep and nutrients!

Jaune let out a deep chuckle as he pat the sword on his back, which was wrapped in a bandage.

Jaune: And Lyssa told me she’s going to protect me and make sure I don’t slip back into my old habits. So, really, you don’t have to worry about me anymore.

Neo: That’s good to know, because I promised if I ever saw or know that you are awake late in night, swinging your sword like a madman, I WILL go to your current location and suffocate you in my thighs or tits, pick your funeral.

Jaune: *Chuckle nervously* You make it sound like it was a threat.

Neo: Because it is.

Jaune: I will keep that in mind.

Neo: … I know this isn’t something for me to say nor that I really care, but shouldn’t you visit your friends by now? It’s been 6 months since you last saw them in the hospital.

Jaune: Believe me, I have been dying to do so. But you know, somehow, all of the mission I saw and get was in Vacuo or a remote area, and once every a blue moon that I have a mission in Atlas or Vale or Menagerie, my friends weren’t there. Just my rotten luck. Besides, they need rest after the war and I don’t think my absent will affect them that badly.

———

Yang: *Red Eyes and blazing hair* If I finally captured that bastard, I will make him have second thought about abandoning all of us ever again! Stupid Vomit boy, making all of us, including my sweet little sister, cry our eyes out!

Blake: I know I don’t have any right to judge him but I will help you on that, I will bring the handcuff and leash so we could tied him with us forever so he won’t be able to run away.

———

Jaune: Heck, I am sure they are really busy with their new life to even think about me. With Dust in the world become even more rarer after the final fight, Weiss is trying to find another source of resource to replace Dust while fix her family legacy. You even say that Ruby is helping out Weiss while keeping Atlas save. And that is a lot of work!

———

Ruby: I miss my Best friend, Weiss, I miss him so much. *munching on a cookies while snuggling with Weiss*

Weiss: I also miss him… *Whisper* Where are you my Knight… your princess is waiting for you to come back… *eating blueberry frozen yogurt*

———

Jaune: And I heard Kuroyuri are being rebuild! I am so proud of Ren and Nora, they could finally settled down and have a family. I do pray for Ren’s pelvis, I remember that Nora wanting to beat my family scored of 8 children.

———

Both Nora and Ren could be seen in Mistral, handing out papers with smiling Jaune when he still has the banana hair and written missing under it.

Nora: Have you seen our golden retriever son? I miss him so much! *Large tears running down her face*

Ren: Our boy have run away from us, we aren’t ready to let him go just yet. Is it because I yelled at him when we try to get Oscar back? I am sorry my boy for being too hard at you. *Lamented with black cloud over his head*

———

Jaune: *Shrugged* I am sure they are doing just fine

Neo: *rolled her eyes* And when are you gonna tell them about our relationship?

Jaune: When my jobs are near them. I just wish our scroll weren’t destroyed in the last fight, I don’t even have their number to call them anymore.

Neo: Well, I just hope they would accept us being a thing, not that I care about their opinion on us.

Jaune: *Chuckled* I am sure they are already warm up to you, including you to them.

Neo flip the bird which cause him to laugh even harder.

Jaune: Anyway, I should get going now. I don’t want to worried the villagers with me being gone for a while now. Nice meeting with you, I will call you next week again, Neo.

Neo: *Looked down in sadness* I really miss you… I wish we could have gone together…

Jaune: …Me too… I also wish you could be my side… so I could talk together everyday and hug you all I want… and kiss you all day… but you already know why we separate for now, we have role to fulfill.

Neo: I know… it just suck that you aren’t there when I woke up in the cold, lonely bed, greeting me with that dopey, kind smile of yours to warm my day up.

Jaune: Well… maybe we can arrange something so we could spent a week together in the future

Neo: *Look up with a logging in her eyes and smiled* I would love that.

Suddenly, he can hear an alarm flared up on the other side of the call.

Neo: Well, it seems like they finally noticed their money is missing. They really should use it to upgrade their brain, I am surprised they managed to go this far with it.

Jaune: Neo, what did I say about calling me in the middle of a heist?

Neo: Please, as if you have the right to say that, ‘Mister-who-call-me-even-in-the-middle-of-hoard-of-Grimm’.

Jaune: *Sigh* Fine, just be careful.

Neo: Who do you think I am? *Smirking smugly*

Jaune: Well, that’s it for this week. Don’t forget, it will be your turn next.

Neo: *Rolled eyes* I know, just make sure you remember this number.

Jaune: I won’t, love you dear.

Neo: Love you too. Also, Lyssa, take care of our reckless partner and don’t let him jump into danger.

The sword of destruction began to shine as a small girl appeared on its place and grab hold on Jaune like a Koala, head peaking out so Neo could see her.

Lyssa: Don’t worry, this foolish master of my will not endanger his life as long as I am still by his side.

Neo: That’s good to know… see ya next week.

With the call ended, he gripped his scroll until it shattered under his hand.

Jaune: Well, are you ready for our next mission, Partner?

Lyssa: I want to sweet chocolate cake first! It has been a week since I had one and I believe I deserve one.

Jaune: *Chuckled* Okay, lets ask the chief if the place had any bakery or a cafe.

With that, the wandering knight set forth on his journey even after the war ended 6 months ago, leaving (Not Really) his friends behind as every single one of them have something in mind which they are gonna do to the knight if they find him, if, since it seem like Fate or Gods itself have another thing in mind for him and have taken a liking at his funny story unfolding. But we will see what the future’s hold for them.

[novankenn]

The Sequel!

(A/N - Let's see what we can do with this!)

It had been 14 years since his one and only son had been born. The auspicious day heralded in a new era for the Arc clan. The baby making had ceased. The combined might of the mothers of his children deciding it was time to focus on raising and educating their brood over just expanding it.

But the hints were still there, Everyone was still hale and hearty... and once his oldest started moving out on their own... they may start the process over again. But however that was beside the point. His 9 oldest had decided with some urging from their mothers and aunts and grandmothers to bring home their boyfriends or girlfriends... to meet the family.

While Jaune knew that his children would never let ANYONE hurt or disrespect any member of the family, as the father... he had an age old duty to fulfill, but due to the sheer size of the undertaking he called in assistance. So there seated on three couches in the massive living room, sat the 9 would be paramours.

Across from them the father of their love interests. Before Jaune his 14 year old son, with his shoulder length dark brown hair put up in twin-tails, while wearing baby blue tights, a pink sundress and black flats. stood. Jaune knew after this... meeting... he was going to have to talk to his brood again about playing dress up with their brother.

Flanking Jaune was his reinforcements for this task. The grandfathers and grand uncle of the family. To his left stood Qrow and Taiyang. To his right Ozpin and Jaune's father. Behind him using his imposing size stood Ghira.

But there was one other, that even the assembled group of men was a little shocked at seeing. Standing behind the collected young men and women seeking approval to continue their relationships, was one Jacques Schnee, flanked by a squad of SDC security drones. One for each of his granddaughters and half-granddaughters.

Jaune's mind remembered something about Willow enlisting Salem's help in putting Jacques straight, and for several years the man had been banned from family outings. But then sunlight broke through those dark clouds, and the Schnee Patriarch proved his "worth" b y not only restructuring the SDC, but also himself.

Jaune: So... *Jaune's support as smirked... sinisterly* ...you want to date my daughters...

[howi99]

First time at the cafeteria

Jaune: *eating like a starved man*

_NPRRWBY: ....

Jaune: *looking up at them, gulping down the food with some orange juice* Oh uh... Sorry. My mom's not really the best at cooking anything other than sweet and my father can't taste anything so.... *Start eating again with twice the gusto*

Yang: Damn, where will those calories go?

Nora: *grinning* I WON'T GET OUTMATCHED! FOR I, NORA VALKYRIE, NEVER LOSE! *start eating as much as him*

__________

Nora: *in the bathroom, sick* Uuugh, how did he ate that much? Why am i sick?

Ren: *deadpan* You ate 47 pancakes and only pancakes. What did you expect with so much sugar?

Nora: *being miserable*