#jaune x ren

[arc-misadventures]

The Emerald Dress

Coco: No!

Rin: But...?!

Coco: NO!

Rin: But, what if I...?!

Coco: I said, NO!

Jaune: Coco, what's wrong?

Coco: Since your team won the Vytal Festival, you are of cause going to the, Champion's Ball.

Jaune: Okay.

Coco: So, while this is a black tie event. So she needs to dress appropriately for it. And, I managed to get a few dresses for, Nora, and Pyrrha.

Jaune: I saw those dresses you chose for them; Absolutely stunning. You've really outdone yourself.

Coco: Twas an easy task to accomplish~! But, Rin here! She's being a problem...!

Jaune: What did you do?

Rin: I said I don't need a new dress, I'll just wear the one I had at the dance we had at, Beacon a few weeks ago.

Coco: You will not wear that thing!

Jaune: Ah. I see you thought it was bland too, Coco.

Coco: Bland?! Porridge is bland; that thing has a much character as a blindfold is useful for a blind man!

Jaune: Ohhh.. ouch...

Rin: It wasn't that bad...

Coco: That's why! For this dance I have found the perfect dress for, Rin to wear... And, she is refusing to wear it!

Jaune: Why?

Rin: Because I don't need another dress! I'm fine with the one I have. But, Coco says I can't! Something about crimes against fashion...

Jaune: Well, do you know what kind of dress she wants you to wear?

Rin: Well... N-No...

Jaune: Well then. Why don't you see it, and then make your judgement.

Rin: ...

Rin: Fine...

Jaune: Excellent! Coco, the dress?

Rin: Finally...

~~~

Coco: Ta-da~!

Jaune: (Whistles~!)

Jaune: My oh my, you have out done yourself yet again, Coco.

Rin: ...

Coco: Did you expect anything else~?

Jaune: No, I'm just impressed.

Coco: So, what do you think, Rin?

Rin: It's... It's really pretty...

Coco: Ha! Told you~!

Rin: But...

Coco: But...?

Rin: It's too pretty for me... It won't good on me...

Coco: Excuse me?

Jaune: What?! What are you talking about, Rin? You'll look absolutely divine in this dress! You'll be the most beautiful person at the ball.

Rin: Y-You really think so...?

Jaune: I know it.

Rin: ...

Rin: I-If I wear this dress... W-Will you share a... a dance with me...?

Jaune: Well, I promised a dance with, Nora, and Pyrrha. But, all you need to do ask, and I'll dance the whole night away with you.

Rin: Oh... T-Thank you, Jaune...

Jaune: My pleasure, Rin.

Coco: Ohhh~?

Rin: Okay... shall we try on the dress now, Coco?

Coco: sure, get behind the curtain, I'll join you in a moment to help you put it on.

Rin: Okay.

Jaune: ...

Jaune: Nice going, Coco. Rin will look beautiful in that dress.

Coco: I aim to please. Now shoo! I need to help the little lady.

Jaune: Alright, alright I'm going!

Coco: Oh! One more thing before you go.

Jaune: Yes?

Coco: Be careful out there, Jaune; If you play your cards right, the party won't end at the ball~!

Jaune: ...

Jaune: Wha...?

[superiorsturgeon]

Pyrrha: ☹️

Jaune: *puts a hand on Pyrrha’s shoulder* Pyrrha, you’re not only my girlfriend, you’re my best friend, so if you need to talk- 😔

Ren: I thought I was your best friend!

Jaune: Well…Pyrrha’s my best friend I can cuddle!

Ren: I like to cuddle! You just never ask! 😭

[brokentrafficknight]

Dragons hoard!

[celticcatgirl2]

“Bro I forgot to say “no homo” before we started…we have to get married now…”

[lwdegarbagedump]

Hehe whale tails... I grew up in the 2000s I just think of Kath & Kim. Jaune and Ren are certainly foxy morons with they asses out.

[rachetmath]

Urge and Curiousity

Jaune: Um. Guys?

Ren: What's up Jaune?

Jaune: Remember that mission with that Grimm we just finished?

Oscar: Yeah, why?

Jaune: I just researched it and… we need to contain the girls.

Ren: Again, why?

Jaune: Yeah, this Grimm sprayed something on the girls which starts to affect their minds. This could cause them to behave differently than normal. Basically unleashing-

Ruby: Oscar~

Nora: Ren~

Jaune: Oh shit it's too late.

Oscar: Too late? What do you mean by “too late”?

Ren: Jaune what’s going -

Jaune: *already out and barricading the door* 

Oscar: Jaune. Jaune, open the door.

Jaune: Sorry fellas but… … this needs to be done. 

Ren: Jaune quit horsing around, let us out.

Jaune: Not until it's over. 

Oscar: Til what's over?

Jaune: Well the Grimm spray started influencing the girls to unleash their … urges.

Oscar: Okay -

Jaune: Sexual urges.

Ren and Oscar: *terrified*

Ren: Jaune, open the door.

Jaune: *silent and walks away* 

Ren: Jaune. Jaune! Jaune, you open this door! Jaune!! Jaune I swear if- I swear you will pay! Jaune!!!

After long sexual intense hours.

Nora: Phew I feel better.

Ruby: Oh my brothers, Oscar, I am sorry.

Ren: *down*

Oscar: *shock*

Jaune: *returns* Well guys, it seems you enjoyed yourselves.

Ren: Jaune.

Jaune: What's up Ren?

Ren: Fuck you.

Jaune: Damn sorry man I had to.

Ren: I hope you get it worse.

Yang: Well look who finally shows up.

Jaune: Yang, hey how's it- *trapped by a glyph* going? 

Weiss: *appears*

Jaune: Oh crap they are still-

Emerald: Oh no, we’re good. We’re just curious.

Weiss: *blushes*

Jaune: Huh.

Yang: Alright. Pants him. 

Blake: *removes his belt, pants and draws*

Jaune: *sword drops* Hey what the hell?!

Blake: Damn.

Weiss: Oh my God. 

Yang: Okay~ Blake.

Blake: Already done. She was right.

Yang: Alright Emerald you were right. He got it~ 

Emerald: I never miss the details. I told you he was packing. 

Yang: Mm-hmm~ In the front.

Blake: And the back. *Slaps Jaune ass* 

Jaune: Hey!

Weiss: Indeed. Emerald, how much do we owe you?

Emerald: *laughs* I don't want money. *Serious* I want first dibs. 

Weiss: What?!

Yang: Now hold on!

Emerald: No. No. I called it. I've seen it. I get first dibs.

Weiss: Excuse me but I was his first crush. Therefore I get the first try.

Yang: He is the brother to my sister therefore my husband so I get first dibs automatically.

Blake: I mean I slapped his ass before any of you so…

Yang: And since Blake is my girlfriend again I got dibs. Well second.

Weiss: Bull****!

Blake: Ladies. Ladies!

WEY: … …

Blake: We’ll draw straws to see who goes first. Besides, we got hours to deal with our favorite knight.

Jaune: Wh- what?

Yang: Okay. Come on. 

Jaune: Oh, no. *being carried out* 

Ren: Justice. 

Jaune: Ren.Oscar. Help me!

Ren: Oscar you heard something.

Oscar: … … …

Ren: Neither did I.

Jaune: *screams* 

After hours of rough sex.

Jaune: *unable to move*.

Ren: How does it feel now bitch?

Jaune: Damn it.

Oscar: … … 

Jaune: Is he-

Ren: He's breathing. I think.

Jaune: Have you checked?!

Ren: Hang on. *checks Oascar pulse* He’s breathing.

Jaune: Oh thank you.

[reashot]

Cats Are Better Than Dogs(Wolf)...

Nora: OMG look at that it's so cute!

Ren: *shushhh* Be quiet Nora you don't want to wake him up.

Wolf Ruby: Hey guys whatcha doing? 😁

Ren: Just take a look for yourself Ruby.

*sees Blake kneading Jaune's man boobs*

Ruby: 😶

Nora: Ain't she cute... *Walks away with Ren*

Ruby: *starts walking towards Blake and picks her up away from Jaune*

Go away stinky kitty. Jaune is mine. 😡

Blake: *growl*

Ruby: *starts massaging Jaune's boobs* Meow... Purr, purr... 😻

Jaune: R-Ruby?

Ruby: Uh... You're dreaming go back to sleep. 😮

Jaune: I'm not. I'm awake. What's going on Ruby why are you touching my chest?

Ruby: *smash Jaune's head with a flower vase*

Stupid Cat!!! 🤬

[howi99]

First time at the cafeteria

Jaune: *eating like a starved man*

_NPRRWBY: ....

Jaune: *looking up at them, gulping down the food with some orange juice* Oh uh... Sorry. My mom's not really the best at cooking anything other than sweet and my father can't taste anything so.... *Start eating again with twice the gusto*

Yang: Damn, where will those calories go?

Nora: *grinning* I WON'T GET OUTMATCHED! FOR I, NORA VALKYRIE, NEVER LOSE! *start eating as much as him*

__________

Nora: *in the bathroom, sick* Uuugh, how did he ate that much? Why am i sick?

Ren: *deadpan* You ate 47 pancakes and only pancakes. What did you expect with so much sugar?

Nora: *being miserable*

[superiorsturgeon]

Pyrrha: Hey! *yanks Jaune back and dips him for a deep kiss*

Jaune: 😳

Jaune: *melting again* 🥴

Ren: Pyrrha, please! I hadn’t finished! *takes Jaune back for a second Martial Arcs smooch*

Jaune: Mmmph? 🥰

Pyrrha: *tapping her foot impatiently*

Pyrrha: Okay, my turn again! *resumes Arkos kiss*

Nora: *camera snapping away* Slow down! I can’t get a good shot!

Jaune: *disoriented bisexually*

Nora: Jaune, I bet you Ren could change which way you swing! Just with one kiss.

Pyrrha: Nora what the fu-

Jaune: So many questions but sure, what I win if he doesn't?

Nora: This X-Ray and Vav comic I swiped from the store.

Jaune: Sure, alright Ren you re- mph!

Jaune melted into the kiss and wrapped his arms around his teammate, Nora meanwhile brought out a camera.

Nora: Yeah that's the stuff, baby...

[arc-misadventures]

Blooming Lotus Petals

Jaune: Okay… today is the day I go out on a date with, Rin…

Jaune: Out of all the things she'd make me do after losing that bet, I did not expect this!

Jaune: I didn't even realize she like me that way…

Jaune: Oh gods… I hope this date goes well. I'd hate for it to ruin our friendship just because of a bad…

Rin: Hey, Jaune~!

Jaune: AHH?! R-Rin you're here! Ready for our date…?!

Jaune: The HELL?! Since when have you been… like that?!

Rin: Like what?

Jaune: Thic! Stacked! Curvy! Voluptuous! Since when have you been so sexy?!

Rin: Oh, my clothes are just really good at hiding my… assists.

Jaune: So, you've always been so hot?!

Rin: Well, Coco, did help me with a wardrobe change… Do you like it…?

Jaune: I love it! Cause… fuck me you're so attractive…

Rin: 'Fuck you?' Oh, well I was hoping to do that on at least the third date, but if you want to that now well…

Jaune: Wait, that's not what I meant!

Rin: It's not…? But, don't you want to… (Boing~!) Play with these?

Jaune: …

Jaune: I take it back… Please have sex with me…

Rin: My, now doesn't that just sound wonderful~!

[superiorsturgeon]

Nora: Hey! The boys are back from their mission! 😃

Nora: *jumps into Ren’s arms and peppers him with Renora smooches* 🥰

Pyrrha: Hello, Jaune~! You got a little scruffy in the field! *kisses Jaune’s cheek* 😘

Nora: Your girlfriends missed you…! 🥺

Pyrrha: How was the mission?

Jaune: *putting away his sleeping bag* Pretty boring, really.

Ren: *unslings his backpack* We spent the entire mission looking forward to getting home and seeing you both! ☺️

Jaune: Though, there was one thing on the third night… 🤔

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Jaune: 😴

Jaune: *rolls over and snuggles* Mmm…your hair smells good, Pyr… 🥰

Ren: *being tightly spooned by Jaune* 😶

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Ren: …and the thing that happened on the fourth night… ☝️😲

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Jaune: *snorts awake*

Jaune: …is something squeezing my butt…?

Ren: *sleep-groping* …mmm…your squats are paying off, Nora… 🤤🫴🍑

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Pyrrha: *whispers* …what’s happening…? 😕

Nora: *whispers back* I don’t know…should we be upset…? 😦

Jaune: Oh, by the way, Ren, I felt you poking me after the groping incident…

Jaune: …so congratulations to Nora for that! 😉

Ren: Well, I felt you through your sleeping bag AND mine. Pyrrha is very lucky! 😌

Pyrrha: I still can’t decide if this is hot or weird!

Nora: I know, right?! 😥

[brokentrafficknight]

Jessica and Olivia team up to be Jaune's Greenwives.

[philosophicalpug]

Jaune: Ren please i can explain-! Ren: Explain what?!? how you left the man whom traveled continents with you, fought monsters under you, slept with you-

Jaune: Ren we both agreed it wasnt like that- Ren: Then why were you the big spoon, Arc.

Jaune: ...

Ren: ...Jaune, why am I in your contacts as, "If I had to pick a dude"?

Jaune: Oh! Uh, w-well-

Ren: I thought I was your "Best Bromance". Did something change?

Jaune: No! I mean, yeah, but-

Ren: And who is your "best bromance" now, anyway?

Jaune: Uh, that's, um...

Ren: ...Well?! I'M WAITING!

[davidellisartworkstuff]

They're so happy the boys got funded! Well done to everyone for funding the Team JNPR plushies!

[leorobotsworld]

*Jaune enters his team dorm room*

Jaune: Hey guys, ruby wanted to know-

Ren/Nora: *in the middle of a makeout session*

Jaune: My bad, carry on

[juanarc-thethird]

Can we get a sequel to Good Night, Jaune~?

When Team JNPR are saying goodnight to each other, Jaune surprises Pyrrha by going to her and kissing her before going to sleep himself.

Jaune: *With his hand on the light switch* Ok, it's time to go to sleep. Good night Nora.

Nora: *In Bed* Good night, fearless leader.

Jaune: Good night Ren

Ren: *In bed* Good night Jaune.

Jaune: Good night Pyrrha

Pyrrha: *In bed but looking away out of embarrassment* G-Good night Jaune.

Jaune just sighs and turns off the light. He approaches his own bed and just as he gets into Pyrrha's view, she turns the other way.

Pyrrha: *Red* (God, I can't look at his face after what happened yesterday! Why did I do that? It's so embarrassing!)

Suddenly she feels someone poking her in the back.

Pyrrha: (Huh?)

She turns to look and is attacked by a sweet kiss on her lips from Jaune.

Pyrrha: *Blushing* Eh?

Jaune: *Smiling* Good night Pyrrha~

Jaune lies down on his bed and goes to sleep. Pyrrha on the other side was stunned and doesn't know what to do other than mentally scream.

Pyrrha: *Red* (EEEEHHH???!!!!)