#jaune x ren

[arc-misadventures]

Blooming Lotus Petals

Jaune: Okay… today is the day I go out on a date with, Rin…

Jaune: Out of all the things she'd make me do after losing that bet, I did not expect this!

Jaune: I didn't even realize she like me that way…

Jaune: Oh gods… I hope this date goes well. I'd hate for it to ruin our friendship just because of a bad…

Rin: Hey, Jaune~!

Jaune: AHH?! R-Rin you're here! Ready for our date…?!

Jaune: The HELL?! Since when have you been… like that?!

Rin: Like what?

Jaune: Thic! Stacked! Curvy! Voluptuous! Since when have you been so sexy?!

Rin: Oh, my clothes are just really good at hiding my… assists.

Jaune: So, you've always been so hot?!

Rin: Well, Coco, did help me with a wardrobe change… Do you like it…?

Jaune: I love it! Cause… fuck me you're so attractive…

Rin: 'Fuck you?' Oh, well I was hoping to do that on at least the third date, but if you want to that now well…

Jaune: Wait, that's not what I meant!

Rin: It's not…? But, don't you want to… (Boing~!) Play with these?

Jaune: …

Jaune: I take it back… Please have sex with me…

Rin: My, now doesn't that just sound wonderful~!

[superiorsturgeon]

NPR: *having drinks while Jaune is out of town*

Pyrrha: …do you remember how I used to want to top Jaune…?

Nora: You mean back at Beacon when you suddenly developed the confidence to talk about your crush and never shut up about it even though we BEGGED you to stop? 😑

Pyrrha: …

Pyrrha: …yeah…😣

Nora: *sigh*

Nora: …go on…! 🙄

Pyrrha: I’ve recently found myself wanting to let HIM top ME for a change…! 😖

Nora: …uh…what made you change your mind…?

Pyrrha: *holds up her scroll* I look at this picture and think, “Daddy…!” 🥰

Pyrrha’s Scroll:

Nora: I don’t-

Ren: Shit girl, me too.

[brokentrafficknight]

Dragons hoard!

[celticcatgirl2]

“Bro I forgot to say “no homo” before we started…we have to get married now…”

[lwdegarbagedump]

Hehe whale tails... I grew up in the 2000s I just think of Kath & Kim. Jaune and Ren are certainly foxy morons with they asses out.

[knight-dwx-09]

Hiding (Not Really) From Them

Jaune cleave a Beowolf in half with a great sword that wasn’t a Croceo Mors. As the last Grimm evaporates, he let his eyes roamed a bit to search for any Grimm left in the area.

Jaune: Okay, that should be the last one of them. Now, I just need to back to the village to report the situation and grab my payment.

He sheathed his sword into the scabbard on his waist.

Jaune: I should wait for her to call me before I leave, today is Friday so it will be any second now.

Right on cue, his scroll began to rings, causing him to smiled brightly as he pick it up to reveal smiling Neo on the screen.

Jaune: Hello Neo!

Neo: *Waving*

Jaune: So, where are you now?

Neo: Atlas

She speaks thanks to the device on her neck that try to predict what she want to say into text-to-speak. It’s not perfect but it’s still good enough to communicate without hand gestured or typing on a scroll.

Jaune: Cool, no pun intended, any luck on stealing from the criminals and finding the information for other artifact?

Neo: Couple stupid idiots, one even use just one password and one pin for all of his money and secret document. As for the latter, none. You?

Jaune: Same, just a couple of Grimm and protecting Villages, haven’t see much from Salem’s cult as well. Seems like they went into hiding after I destroyed a lot of their camp.

Neo: And you aren’t being too hard on yourself, right?

Jaune: They weren’t much to exert me that far. I don’t even have to rely on Lyssa to fight them.

Lyssa: *Speak in Jaune’s mind* Damn right you are, these weakling are even worthy for master’s skills, let alone to withstand against my power! And worry not Neo, I ensure you that I will keep tabs on master’s health and force him to get enough sleep and nutrients!

Jaune let out a deep chuckle as he pat the sword on his back, which was wrapped in a bandage.

Jaune: And Lyssa told me she’s going to protect me and make sure I don’t slip back into my old habits. So, really, you don’t have to worry about me anymore.

Neo: That’s good to know, because I promised if I ever saw or know that you are awake late in night, swinging your sword like a madman, I WILL go to your current location and suffocate you in my thighs or tits, pick your funeral.

Jaune: *Chuckle nervously* You make it sound like it was a threat.

Neo: Because it is.

Jaune: I will keep that in mind.

Neo: … I know this isn’t something for me to say nor that I really care, but shouldn’t you visit your friends by now? It’s been 6 months since you last saw them in the hospital.

Jaune: Believe me, I have been dying to do so. But you know, somehow, all of the mission I saw and get was in Vacuo or a remote area, and once every a blue moon that I have a mission in Atlas or Vale or Menagerie, my friends weren’t there. Just my rotten luck. Besides, they need rest after the war and I don’t think my absent will affect them that badly.

———

Yang: *Red Eyes and blazing hair* If I finally captured that bastard, I will make him have second thought about abandoning all of us ever again! Stupid Vomit boy, making all of us, including my sweet little sister, cry our eyes out!

Blake: I know I don’t have any right to judge him but I will help you on that, I will bring the handcuff and leash so we could tied him with us forever so he won’t be able to run away.

———

Jaune: Heck, I am sure they are really busy with their new life to even think about me. With Dust in the world become even more rarer after the final fight, Weiss is trying to find another source of resource to replace Dust while fix her family legacy. You even say that Ruby is helping out Weiss while keeping Atlas save. And that is a lot of work!

———

Ruby: I miss my Best friend, Weiss, I miss him so much. *munching on a cookies while snuggling with Weiss*

Weiss: I also miss him… *Whisper* Where are you my Knight… your princess is waiting for you to come back… *eating blueberry frozen yogurt*

———

Jaune: And I heard Kuroyuri are being rebuild! I am so proud of Ren and Nora, they could finally settled down and have a family. I do pray for Ren’s pelvis, I remember that Nora wanting to beat my family scored of 8 children.

———

Both Nora and Ren could be seen in Mistral, handing out papers with smiling Jaune when he still has the banana hair and written missing under it.

Nora: Have you seen our golden retriever son? I miss him so much! *Large tears running down her face*

Ren: Our boy have run away from us, we aren’t ready to let him go just yet. Is it because I yelled at him when we try to get Oscar back? I am sorry my boy for being too hard at you. *Lamented with black cloud over his head*

———

Jaune: *Shrugged* I am sure they are doing just fine

Neo: *rolled her eyes* And when are you gonna tell them about our relationship?

Jaune: When my jobs are near them. I just wish our scroll were destroyed in the last fight, I don’t even have their number to call them anymore.

Neo: Well, I just hope they would accept us being a thing, not that I care about their opinion on us.

Jaune: *Chuckled* I am sure they are already warm up to you, including you to them.

Neo flip the bird which cause him to laugh even harder.

Jaune: Anyway, I should get going now. I don’t want to worried the villagers with me being gone for a while now. Nice meeting with you, I will call you next week again, Neo.

Neo: *Looked down in sadness* I really miss you… I wish we could have gone together…

Jaune: …Me too… I also wish you could be my side… so I could talk together everyday and hug you all I want… and kiss you all day… but you already know why we separate for now, we have role to fulfill.

Neo: I know… it just suck that you aren’t there when I woke up in the cold, lonely bed, greeting me with that dopey, kind smile of yours to warm my day up.

Jaune: Well… maybe we can arrange something so we could spent a week together in the future

Neo: *Look up with a logging in her eyes and smiled* I would love that.

Suddenly, he can hear an alarm flared up on the other side of the call.

Neo: Well, it seems like they finally noticed their money is missing. They really should use it to upgrade their brain, I am surprised they managed to go this far with it.

Jaune: Neo, what did I say about calling me in the middle of a heist?

Neo: Please, as if you have the right to say that, ‘Mister-who-call-me-even-in-the-middle-of-hoard-of-Grimm’.

Jaune: *Sigh* Fine, just be careful.

Neo: Who do you think I am? *Smirking smugly*

Jaune: Well, that’s it for this week. Don’t forget, it will be your turn next.

Neo: *Rolled eyes* I know, just make sure you remember this number.

Jaune: I won’t, love you dear.

Neo: Love you too. Also, Lyssa, take care of our reckless partner and don’t let him jump into danger.

The sword of destruction began to shine as a small girl appeared on its place and grab hold on Jaune like a Koala, head peaking out so Neo could see her.

Lyssa: Don’t worry, this foolish master of my will not endanger his life as long as I am still by his side.

Neo: That’s good to know… see ya next week.

With the call ended, he gripped his scroll until it shattered under his hand.

Jaune: Well, are you ready for our next mission, Partner?

Lyssa: I want to sweet chocolate cake first! It has been a week since I had one and I believe I deserve one.

Jaune: *Chuckled* Okay, lets ask the chief if the place had any bakery or a cafe.

With that, the wandering knight set forth on his journey even after the war ended 6 months ago, leaving (Not Really) his friends behind as every single one of them have something in mind which they are gonna do to the knight if they find him, if, since it seem like Fate or Gods itself have another thing in mind for him and have taken a liking at his funny story unfolding. But we will see what the future’s hold for them.

[rachetmath]

Urge and Curiousity

Jaune: Um. Guys?

Ren: What's up Jaune?

Jaune: Remember that mission with that Grimm we just finished?

Oscar: Yeah, why?

Jaune: I just researched it and… we need to contain the girls.

Ren: Again, why?

Jaune: Yeah, this Grimm sprayed something on the girls which starts to affect their minds. This could cause them to behave differently than normal. Basically unleashing-

Ruby: Oscar~

Nora: Ren~

Jaune: Oh shit it's too late.

Oscar: Too late? What do you mean by “too late”?

Ren: Jaune what’s going -

Jaune: *already out and barricading the door* 

Oscar: Jaune. Jaune, open the door.

Jaune: Sorry fellas but… … this needs to be done. 

Ren: Jaune quit horsing around, let us out.

Jaune: Not until it's over. 

Oscar: Til what's over?

Jaune: Well the Grimm spray started influencing the girls to unleash their … urges.

Oscar: Okay -

Jaune: Sexual urges.

Ren and Oscar: *terrified*

Ren: Jaune, open the door.

Jaune: *silent and walks away* 

Ren: Jaune. Jaune! Jaune, you open this door! Jaune!! Jaune I swear if- I swear you will pay! Jaune!!!

After long sexual intense hours.

Nora: Phew I feel better.

Ruby: Oh my brothers, Oscar, I am sorry.

Ren: *down*

Oscar: *shock*

Jaune: *returns* Well guys, it seems you enjoyed yourselves.

Ren: Jaune.

Jaune: What's up Ren?

Ren: Fuck you.

Jaune: Damn sorry man I had to.

Ren: I hope you get it worse.

Yang: Well look who finally shows up.

Jaune: Yang, hey how's it- *trapped by a glyph* going? 

Weiss: *appears*

Jaune: Oh crap they are still-

Emerald: Oh no, we’re good. We’re just curious.

Weiss: *blushes*

Jaune: Huh.

Yang: Alright. Pants him. 

Blake: *removes his belt, pants and draws*

Jaune: *sword drops* Hey what the hell?!

Blake: Damn.

Weiss: Oh my God. 

Yang: Okay~ Blake.

Blake: Already done. She was right.

Yang: Alright Emerald you were right. He got it~ 

Emerald: I never miss the details. I told you he was packing. 

Yang: Mm-hmm~ In the front.

Blake: And the back. *Slaps Jaune ass* 

Jaune: Hey!

Weiss: Indeed. Emerald, how much do we owe you?

Emerald: *laughs* I don't want money. *Serious* I want first dibs. 

Weiss: What?!

Yang: Now hold on!

Emerald: No. No. I called it. I've seen it. I get first dibs.

Weiss: Excuse me but I was his first crush. Therefore I get the first try.

Yang: He is the brother to my sister therefore my husband so I get first dibs automatically.

Blake: I mean I slapped his ass before any of you so…

Yang: And since Blake is my girlfriend again I got dibs. Well second.

Weiss: Bull****!

Blake: Ladies. Ladies!

WEY: … …

Blake: We’ll draw straws to see who goes first. Besides, we got hours to deal with our favorite knight.

Jaune: Wh- what?

Yang: Okay. Come on. 

Jaune: Oh, no. *being carried out* 

Ren: Justice. 

Jaune: Ren.Oscar. Help me!

Ren: Oscar you heard something.

Oscar: … … …

Ren: Neither did I.

Jaune: *screams* 

After hours of rough sex.

Jaune: *unable to move*.

Ren: How does it feel now bitch?

Jaune: Damn it.

Oscar: … … 

Jaune: Is he-

Ren: He's breathing. I think.

Jaune: Have you checked?!

Ren: Hang on. *checks Oascar pulse* He’s breathing.

Jaune: Oh thank you.

[leorobotsworld]

Jaune: *covered in lipstick kisses*

Ren: What happened to you?

Jaune: *pointing to Ruby* She happened.

Ruby: *proud smirk while holding a lipstick*

[superiorsturgeon]

Pyrrha: Hey! *yanks Jaune back and dips him for a deep kiss*

Jaune: 😳

Jaune: *melting again* 🥴

Ren: Pyrrha, please! I hadn’t finished! *takes Jaune back for a second Martial Arcs smooch*

Jaune: Mmmph? 🥰

Pyrrha: *tapping her foot impatiently*

Pyrrha: Okay, my turn again! *resumes Arkos kiss*

Nora: *camera snapping away* Slow down! I can’t get a good shot!

Jaune: *disoriented bisexually*

Nora: Jaune, I bet you Ren could change which way you swing! Just with one kiss.

Pyrrha: Nora what the fu-

Jaune: So many questions but sure, what I win if he doesn't?

Nora: This X-Ray and Vav comic I swiped from the store.

Jaune: Sure, alright Ren you re- mph!

Jaune melted into the kiss and wrapped his arms around his teammate, Nora meanwhile brought out a camera.

Nora: Yeah that's the stuff, baby...

[arc-misadventures]

So for the beach you want to really trauma Jaune? Do one with Ren's kinks.

The Beach: Ri

Jaune: Okay, that was… unexpected, yet totally conceivable.

Jaune: Talk about being predictable.

: Talk about what being predictable?

Jaune: Ahh?! Oh, Rin it’s you…

(Whistles)

Jaune: God damn…

Rin: O-Oh… uhh… W-What do you think of my bikini, Jaune?

Jaune: You look great, Rin! That bikini really… really fills you out…

Jaune: But, uhhh… How tight are your clothes? Cause, I’ll be honest I thought you were flat.

Rin: Oh I wear a binder on my chest, it keeps them out the way so to say.

Jaune: Out of the way? Why do they…

(Boing)

Jaune: I see…

Rin: See what?

Jaune: Nothing!

Jaune: Ahem!

Jaune: But, uhh how do you hide those thick thighs of yours?

Rin: Oh, just some tight pants.

Jaune: If they do that to her legs, what do they do to her butt…?

Rin: What?

Jaune: Nothing. So you asked about being predictable?

Rin: Yes I did. What is so predictable?

Jaune: Not what, who.

Rin: Who? Okay, why is, Blake so predictable?

Jaune: What? I didn’t say her name, how did you know it was, Blake?

Rin: Because it’s, Blake.

Jaune: …

Jaune: I think we need to have a word with her about how predictable she is…

Rin: It couldn’t hurt.

Jaune: Maybe. But, to answer your question. All of team, RWBY have been telling me what their kinks are. And, when, Blake told me she said she was into race play.

Rin: Race play? Like, humans and faunas?

Jaune: Yeah.

Rin: I thought she would be into bondage, and the like. But, that feels on brand for her.

Jaune: See, completely predictable.

Rin: That she is.

Rin: I-If, Blake asked you to… w-would you play along with her kink?

Jaune: She already did. I said no considering how thirsty she was…

Rin: But, say if she didn’t ask like that. W-Would you…?

Jaune: …

Jaune: I won’t lie, and say I’m not interested… But… It would all depend on how far she would take it.

Rin: I see…

Rin: So… I-If I asked you to… If I asked you do play out my k-kink… would you do it…?

Jaune: That uhh… that depends… w-what are you into…?

Rin: …

Rin: B-Breeding…

Jaune: Breeding?!

Rin: But, only if it’s you!

Jaune: Only if it’s me?!

Rin: I’m sorry, Jaune! But, after seeing you, and Adrian, I started wondering what it would be like having a kid of my own, then I thought about you being the father. Then I started thinking about how you would stuff me full with your cream, and impregnate me!

Rin: I can’t help it! I think it’s really hot!

Jaune: Okay…

Jaune: I’ll be honest, that was not what I was expecting. And, out of everything I have heard of today, that’s the most tame kink I’ve heard.

Rin: So… w-would you be willing to…?

Jaune: Whoa , hang on, Rin! I am in no position to be having a kid!

Rin: Oh, so do you want to do it back in the beach house on a bed? We don’t want the sand getting…?!

Jaune: What?! No! That’s not what I meant!

Rin: Then what did you mean?

Jaune: It is not the right time to be dojng such things…

Rin: Wait, does that mean you would be willing to knock me up~?!

Jaune: I didn’t mean that either!

Rin: Then what did you mean?

Jaune: I… Uhhh…?!

Rin: Do you want to…?

Jaune: Uhhh… Oh, look a distraction!

Rin: A what?

Jaune: Run away!

Rin: Huw, what? Hey!

Jaune: You’ll never take me alive…

Rin: Ohh…!

Rin: Haaa…

Rin: That’s okay, Jaune. I can wait, but not too long…

Rin: Daddy~!

[superiorsturgeon]

Pyrrha: ☹️

Jaune: *puts a hand on Pyrrha’s shoulder* Pyrrha, you’re not only my girlfriend, you’re my best friend, so if you need to talk- 😔

Ren: I thought I was your best friend!

Jaune: Well…Pyrrha’s my best friend I can cuddle!

Ren: I like to cuddle! You just never ask! 😭

[brokentrafficknight]

Jessica and Olivia team up to be Jaune's Greenwives.

[philosophicalpug]

Jaune: Ren please i can explain-! Ren: Explain what?!? how you left the man whom traveled continents with you, fought monsters under you, slept with you-

Jaune: Ren we both agreed it wasnt like that- Ren: Then why were you the big spoon, Arc.

Jaune: ...

Ren: ...Jaune, why am I in your contacts as, "If I had to pick a dude"?

Jaune: Oh! Uh, w-well-

Ren: I thought I was your "Best Bromance". Did something change?

Jaune: No! I mean, yeah, but-

Ren: And who is your "best bromance" now, anyway?

Jaune: Uh, that's, um...

Ren: ...Well?! I'M WAITING!

[reashot]

Cats Are Better Than Dogs(Wolf)...

Nora: OMG look at that it's so cute!

Ren: *shushhh* Be quiet Nora you don't want to wake him up.

Wolf Ruby: Hey guys whatcha doing? 😁

Ren: Just take a look for yourself Ruby.

*sees Blake kneading Jaune's man boobs*

Ruby: 😶

Nora: Ain't she cute... *Walks away with Ren*

Ruby: *starts walking towards Blake and picks her up away from Jaune*

Go away stinky kitty. Jaune is mine. 😡

Blake: *growl*

Ruby: *starts massaging Jaune's boobs* Meow... Purr, purr... 😻

Jaune: R-Ruby?

Ruby: Uh... You're dreaming go back to sleep. 😮

Jaune: I'm not. I'm awake. What's going on Ruby why are you touching my chest?

Ruby: *smash Jaune's head with a flower vase*

Stupid Cat!!! 🤬

[novankenn]

The Sequel!

(A/N - Let's see what we can do with this!)

It had been 14 years since his one and only son had been born. The auspicious day heralded in a new era for the Arc clan. The baby making had ceased. The combined might of the mothers of his children deciding it was time to focus on raising and educating their brood over just expanding it.

But the hints were still there, Everyone was still hale and hearty... and once his oldest started moving out on their own... they may start the process over again. But however that was beside the point. His 9 oldest had decided with some urging from their mothers and aunts and grandmothers to bring home their boyfriends or girlfriends... to meet the family.

While Jaune knew that his children would never let ANYONE hurt or disrespect any member of the family, as the father... he had an age old duty to fulfill, but due to the sheer size of the undertaking he called in assistance. So there seated on three couches in the massive living room, sat the 9 would be paramours.

Across from them the father of their love interests. Before Jaune his 14 year old son, with his shoulder length dark brown hair put up in twin-tails, while wearing baby blue tights, a pink sundress and black flats. stood. Jaune knew after this... meeting... he was going to have to talk to his brood again about playing dress up with their brother.

Flanking Jaune was his reinforcements for this task. The grandfathers and grand uncle of the family. To his left stood Qrow and Taiyang. To his right Ozpin and Jaune's father. Behind him using his imposing size stood Ghira.

But there was one other, that even the assembled group of men was a little shocked at seeing. Standing behind the collected young men and women seeking approval to continue their relationships, was one Jacques Schnee, flanked by a squad of SDC security drones. One for each of his granddaughters and half-granddaughters.

Jaune's mind remembered something about Willow enlisting Salem's help in putting Jacques straight, and for several years the man had been banned from family outings. But then sunlight broke through those dark clouds, and the Schnee Patriarch proved his "worth" b y not only restructuring the SDC, but also himself.

Jaune: So... *Jaune's support as smirked... sinisterly* ...you want to date my daughters...

[howi99]

First time at the cafeteria

Jaune: *eating like a starved man*

_NPRRWBY: ....

Jaune: *looking up at them, gulping down the food with some orange juice* Oh uh... Sorry. My mom's not really the best at cooking anything other than sweet and my father can't taste anything so.... *Start eating again with twice the gusto*

Yang: Damn, where will those calories go?

Nora: *grinning* I WON'T GET OUTMATCHED! FOR I, NORA VALKYRIE, NEVER LOSE! *start eating as much as him*

__________

Nora: *in the bathroom, sick* Uuugh, how did he ate that much? Why am i sick?

Ren: *deadpan* You ate 47 pancakes and only pancakes. What did you expect with so much sugar?

Nora: *being miserable*