#incorrect martial arcs

[superiorsturgeon]

NPR: *having drinks while Jaune is out of town*

Pyrrha: …do you remember how I used to want to top Jaune…?

Nora: You mean back at Beacon when you suddenly developed the confidence to talk about your crush and never shut up about it even though we BEGGED you to stop? 😑

Pyrrha: …

Pyrrha: …yeah…😣

Nora: *sigh*

Nora: …go on…! 🙄

Pyrrha: I’ve recently found myself wanting to let HIM top ME for a change…! 😖

Nora: …uh…what made you change your mind…?

Pyrrha: *holds up her scroll* I look at this picture and think, “Daddy…!” 🥰

Pyrrha’s Scroll:

Nora: I don’t-

Ren: Shit girl, me too.

[wu-sisyphus-gang]

Nora: What do you guys think about the rumors?

Jaune: The rumors we're gay for each other?

Ren: No but in all seriousness I'm not gay but if I had to marry a man it would be Jaune.

Nora: What do you think about that Jaune?

Jaune: I think it's not helping with the rumors.

Nora: You know what else isn't helping with the rumors? That kiss you guys shared on my birthday.

Ren: I hate that he didn't give me enough tongue.

[nightowl1556]

Redemption Arc Therapy Incorrect Quotes #469

Varian: *running towards Zuko with open arms*

Zuko: *moves out of the way*

Varian: Hey, why'd you move?!

Zuko: I thought you were going to attack me.

Varian: I was going to hug you!

Zuko: Why would you hug me?

Varian: WHY WOULD I ATTACK YOU?!

[rodanhoax]

Ozpin: Nora Valkyrie, do you take Lie Ren to be your lawful husband, to love and to hold for as long as you both shall live?

Nora: YES! To eternity if I have to!

Ozpin: *Chuckles* And Lie Ren, do you ta-

Ren: Yes.

Ren: Apologies. I can barely contain my excitement right now.

Nora: Oh Renny...

Jaune: *Cries tears of joy on the side*

Ozpin: Well, with the power vested in me by numerous Kingdoms and the God of Light, I now pronounce you husband and wife. You may now kiss the... best man?

Ren: ...

Jaune: What now?

Nora: Are you screwing around with us Oz? Now of all times?

Ozpin: Don't look at me, Oscar went and got this book at the adult section at the library.

Oscar: Sorry guys, that's my b.

Nora: *Sighs* Well, gotta do things by the book I guess. Pucker up Jauney!

Jaune: Nora, I don't think you have t-

Nora: *Grabs Jaunes head and brings it down for a quick sensual kiss*

Audience: *Gasp in shock*

Nora: *Releases Jaune and licks her lips* Did you eat some of the wedding pancakes?! Those were for later!

Ren: I... can't believe what I just witnessed.

Jaune: *Panicking* R-Ren, I'm so sorry! I-

Ren: We've been planning this wedding for months, and you call that a wedding kiss? *Grabs Jaune by the collar and dips him into a intensely passionate kiss for a full minute*

Audience: 😳

Nora: Oh Renny!~

Ren: Mmmmwa! *Finally releases Jaune before unceremoniously dropping him to the ground.* Now then, shall we? *Offers arm*

Nora: We shall! *Takes his arm as the two walk down the aisle, resuming the ceremony as the audience shrug and clap for the newlyweds*

Jaune: *Lays motionless on ground, trying to regain the soul that was just sucked out of him*

[rwby-encrusted-blog]

Jaune: Bro, I had a dream we fucked.

Ren: Bro, relax it was just a dream.

Jaune: Huh, gay, I wouldn’t fuck you.

Ren: You wouldn’t?

Jaune: I mean, unless you want to-

[knockyasocksoff2022]

Bungou Stray Dogs Pacific Rim HCs

(A/N: started out with just Soukoku but grew so I just made it kind of general. Sorry if this has typos or incorrect information. It's late and I'm tired. Also R.I.P. me trying to come up with names for the Kaiju)

Dazai

Was recruited at 15

When emergency struck in the form of a category 2

Codename: Slasher

and a pilot was needed immediately Marshal Ogai Mori came to pick a candidate personally and take them back to the Yokohama Shatterdome.

Dazai was ahead of the class so Mori picked him for his intellect and ruthless attitude.

He was assigned to Oda because Oda’s old partner retired.

He and Oda defeated the Kaiju and continued to work well for three years.

Their Jaeger is called White Venus. 

Mark 4

76.2 metres (250 ft)

Specialised in long range combat.

Equipped with long range missiles, gas cans, electric stun barbs, and various other projectiles such as throwing stars.

Basic Lasers, solid sword and chains

Extremely thick and strong metal plating. 

Good for withstanding attacks by claws, tusks and/or teeth.

Weakness(s): heavy and bulky, due to design not as fast as other Jaegers.

One of the other Jaeger pilots was injured in a fight with a particularly nasty  Category 3 

Codename: Spike

so Oda was called to fill in for him.

Oda and the partner of the pilot he was filling in for were killed in the first Category 4 attack. 

Oda volunteered to be the second pilot even though he knew it could be a suicide mission.

Dazai once did a three pilot operation with Oda & Ango (Think Crimson typhoon’s three pilot thundercloud formation but less martial arts focused)

The Kaiju hey fought was Codename: Slammer

Youngest Jaeger pilot in Pan-Pacific Defense Corps history

(Chuuya is a month older than Dazai)

After Oda’s death Mori worked with him personally for a year

Meanwhile Mori’s partner Yukichi Fukuzawa found a trainee to work with . . . a troublemaker called Edogawa Ranpo.

Fukuzawa picked Ranpo up off the streets and spent the year training him. Ranpo is a fully capable pilot but chooses to work in the research division.

Mori inherited the position of Marshal after the previous Marshal retired.

Mori’s Jaeger is called Elise

Mark 6

81.77 metres (268 ft)

Specialised in long and medium range combat

Equipped with electrified chains, solid katana, arc whip , as well as a plasma cannon.

Best Jaeger for its time in terms of flexibility and movement. (Until Demon Revenger)

Once Mori feels Dazai is ready for a new partner he orders Nakahara Chuuya to be transferred to Yokohama.

Chuuya ’s Jaeger is called Arahabaki

12.07 metres (39 ft, 7.2 inches)

It’s a small Jaeger (like the size of Scrapper built by Amara Nimani) designed for extreme close quarters combat.

These “mini Jaegers” work in teams of three

One of Chuuya’s team members goes rogue trying to collect parts from a Kaiju 

Codename: Ironclaw

while it was still alive, severely injuring most members of the team.

Chuuya was lucky, and managed to get away in team opting to leave his team members behind to guarantee his own safety

A decision he still thinks about

Mori pairs Dazai and Chuuya together and plans to have them train together

But before he can there’s a Kaiju located near the shatterdome

Mori locks them in the Dazai’s quarters to keep them safe.

They both have the same idea and Dazai picks the lock.

The other Jaegers are all being repaired.

Dazai and Chuuya “hijack” the only operational Jaeger, a junker Mark 1, a relic that the techs were not bothering to update because it was headed for the scrap yard.

The Jaeger is called Double Black

It’s completely analog with no fancy instruments like the modern Jaegers have but they still manage to take down the Kaiju

Codename: AngelShark 

Which they later find out is a category 5

Impressed with their incredible performance and obvious drift compatibility Mori makes them an official pilot duo and commissions the first Mark 7, an experimental Jaeger for them.

This Jager is called Demon Revenger

85.34 metres (280 ft)

It has enhanced mobility and flexibility and lighter stronger alloys.

It’s now the fastest, most agile Jaeger, in the fleet.

Specialised for close and medium range combat

Equipped with plasma cannon, various and sundry projectiles (missiles etc), electrified chains with sword form, electrified and solid katana, and arc whip.

Dazai and Chuuya quickly earn the nickname Soukoku

They’re the team with the highest kill rate.

Dazai works to help train a recruit named Ryunosuke Akutagawa and his twin sister Gin.

The Akutagawa twins pilot a Mark 6 called Rashoumon.

Later he also trains Nakajima Atsushi who eventually partners with Ryunosuke to pilot the second Mark 7 Jaeger called Moonlight Beast

Meanwhile Gin goes on to partner with Ichiyo Higuchi to pilot a Mark 6 Jaeger called Black Lizard

Tachihara Michizou and Ryrou Hirotsu pilot a Mark 5 called Falling Camelia

When Dazai is training cadets Chuuya pilots Golden Demon with Ozaki Kouyou

Atsushi helps Dazai train cadets Mayazawa Kenji and Izumi Kyouka.

When the two cadets graduate the academy they pilot a Mark 7 called Demon Snow.

Kunikida Doppo works in the research department with Ranpo but is also a fully trained pilot of a Mark 4 called Matchless Poet. 

He and Ranpo can co-pilot if there's an emergency

Yosano Akiko is a medical officer but can co-pilot Golden Demon with Kouyou.

[therealmofamorus]

“Lin might come across as a calm and quiet girl. But she’s a freak at bed and have a strong libido to put a succubus to shame.”

Jaune Arc on Ren Lin

[thepalestrose]

[ Team JNPR Date Night ]

Jaune: So, how's the food Ren made?

Nora: Awesome!!

Pyrrha: It's wonderful. Compliments to him.

Jaune: *goes to the kitchen*

Jaune, to Ren: You're adorable.

[rwbybutincorrect]

Jaune & Ren, singing: Our friendship goes beyond your average kind of bond!

Jaune: But not because we’re gay!

Ren: No, not because we’re gay!

[Definitely gay jazz hands]

[incorrectjnprberries]

Pyrrha : Why are Jaune and Nora sitting with their backs to each other?

Ren: They had a fight.

Pyrrha : Then why are they holding hands?

Ren: They get sad when they fight

[issacthebraveandgay]

Ren: Hey Jaune, If there was a zombie apocalypse and I got bitten, would you shoot me?

Jaune: No babe I would let you bite me so we can be zombies together

Ren: That’s fucking stupid I would blow your brains out in a heartbeat you would not survive

[superiorsturgeon]

Jaune: *seven days into a ten-day mission* I miss Pyrrha… 😢

Jaune:

Jaune: Ren, I appreciate the thought but I think I can wait a few more days. Stop tying your hair back.

[lierenprotectionsquad]

When they get to Vacuo

Neptune: oh... hey Jaune ;)

Ren: no! You already have one blond himbo, this one’s mine!

Neptune: what? Okay so lemme see if I got this! You get Nora, Yang and Jaune, and I don’t even get to try my luck on Jaune? How is that any fair!

Ren: you already have a himbo a twink and a hunk! These are mine!

Inspired by this.

[rwby-encrusted-blog]

Jaune: And you could've put your hand on my ass, or the back of my head and held me closer. I wouldn't have had a choice then.

Nora: I swear to the Brothers you two are fucking with me on purpose.

Jaune "Bi-King" Arc: I don't know what you mean.

Lie "Don't know Don't Care" Ren: Neither do I.

Nora: What do you guys think about the rumors?

Jaune: The rumors we're gay for each other?

Ren: No but in all seriousness I'm not gay but if I had to marry a man it would be Jaune.

Nora: What do you think about that Jaune?

Jaune: I think it's not helping with the rumors.

Nora: You know what else isn't helping with the rumors? That kiss you guys shared on my birthday.

Ren: I hate that he didn't give me enough tongue.

[rodanhoax]

Blake: *Walks into movie theatre, only to see Jaune sitting by himself* Wait, Jaune? Weren't you on a date?

Nora: *Head pops up from Jaune’s lap* He is.

Blake: Oh... Oh, I see. Wait, Nora, aren't you dating Ren?

Ren: *Head also pops up from lap* She is.

Blake: Ah, I see.

Blake: ... Wait.

[rwbynordicwinterincorrectqoutes]

Jaune: It's a good thing I still have this sexy cat costume!

Ren: I really don't think you were the target audience for that costume.

Jaune: There is nothing gendered about a sexy cat