#incorrect qoutes

[maschroom12]

A silly, Little reflective detective Comic based on a Incorrect Quote Generator Dialoge) As Abt my other Red der Comic, Im thinkng of making from it a whole bigger Story, I'll Tell when Im ready with that!

[inkwell-illustrations]

The Cat King: Can I try rizzing you up? Edwin: Sure?? The Cat King: PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

[1luna1lovegood1]

Clint: WHY AREN'T THERE ADULT-SIZED PLAYGROUNDS? !

Natasha : so like, everything is the same as a kids' playground but bigger!

Clint : yeah, why don't we have those?!

Steve : they are called theme parks.

Clint: but you have to PAY for theme parks!

Steve: that's the adult part.

[incorrect-inkwell-quotes]

Elphaba: *seductively takes off glasses* Elphaba: Wow... Glinda: *blushes* Haha... what? Elphaba: You're really fucking blurry.

[forthill]

[coffeefiction]

The Mech Pilot Au by @keferon has me on a chokehold, so, I'mma procrastinate from writing an actual fic by just writing down incorrect quotes instead-

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Swerve: We’ve found the person who stole your identity and was impersonating you.

Blur: Where were they?

Swerve: Eating cheetos and crying in their car.

Blur, impessed: Damn, they really went for it.

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Jazz: Helpful grammar tip: “farther” is for physical distance, “further” is for methaphorical distance, and “father” is for emotional distance!

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Prowl: I want to be with you for the rest of my life.

Jazz: Damn, that sounds like a marriage proposal.

Prowl, getting down on one knee: That's 'cause it is.

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Blur: Why cant trees give off something important like wifi??

First Aid: So fuck oxygen, I guess.

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Prowl: Vortex isn’t answering my messages.

First Aid: Allow me.

Prowl: I tried 6 times, what makes you thi-

Vortex: *replying to message* Hello.

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*First Aid and Jazz enter a dive bar*

First Aid: Look, I know you’re disappointed but could we at least have a drink.

Jazz, in a scuba diving suit: I would like leave, please.

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Blurr: Here is my wall of inspirational people. Swerve: Is that a picture of you? Blurr: Yes, I am big enough to admit that I am often inspired by myself.

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First Aid: I don’t think we can mansplain, manipulate, or malewife our way out of it this time.

Vortex: *cracks knuckles* Manslaughter it is!

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Vortex: I can’t do this, it’s against my moral compass.

First Aid: YOUR MORAL COMPASS IS A ROULETTE WHEEL!

Vortex: …Your point?

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Jazz: First Aid is restricted to decaf for the rest of this adventure.

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Jazz: I told Swerve to grab snacks for everyone.

Blurr, looking through the options: Why did you grab fruit snacks? Are you five? Who even likes Fruit Snacks?

*Jazz, First Aid, and Swerve raise their hands*

*Vortext from the distance,also raising his hand*

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Jazz: I think we should have glow stick juice injected in our bones when we're born, so if we break our bones, we get a fun little surprise.

Vortex: What's the surprise?

First Aid: Blood poisoning.

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Vortex: The only thing keeping me from running away and hiding from society for the rest of my life is spite. I could disappear forever, but there are some bitches whose downfalls I have yet to witness, and I wanna be around when that happens.

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Swerve: Why would anyone want to harm Blurr?

Vortex: Maybe because they met him?

[ao3lestappeninchident]

Lando: If I fall…

Carlos: I’ll be there to catch you.

Charles: *looks at max* What if I fall?

Max: Then I’ll fall with you, never leaving your side.

George: *watches these two interactions*

George, to alex: And if I fall?

Alex: I’ll be the one who pushed you.

[bilbos-stolen-untensils]

Arthur: This is far too hot, I can't eat it

Merlin: You're far too hot and I manage just fine

Lancelot: Oh-

Leon: ONE NORMAL DINNER. I JUST WANT ONE NORMAL DINNER

[super-marvel-dc]

Jason, to Y/N: Open your mouth.

Y/N: Mm-mm.

Jason: Open your mouth now and show me what you have.

Y/N: *Shakes their head no.*

Jason: Y/N-

Dick, walking into the room: Hey, what's up! *Smacks Y/N's back in greeting.*

Y/N: *Chokes, and glitter flies everywhere.*

Jason, and Dick: *Looking at Y/N in shock and fear.*

Y/N: *Grins innocently with glitter all over their clothes and mouth.*

Y/N: Tim bet me 50 bucks...

Jason, and Dick: TIM!!

[jubileesstuff]

Seb, bursting into the room: You two are having sex!

Nico, not looking up from his book: Really? Lewis, why didn’t you tell me? I would have put my book down.

[ijustgotherebro]

Nina: why are people always fighting over top or bottom? I would be lucky just to have a bunkbed .

Rick.....

Amanda.....

Weasel....

Dr.phosphurus: im gonna tell her

The bride: dont you dare

[ambriel-angstwitch]

Damian: I would casually murder you over a cheese stick

Tim: I would casually die over a cheese stick

[inkwell-illustrations]

Angel: Husk? Husk: What? Angel: Are you awake? Husk: Who the fuck do you think said 'what'?

[incorrect-musketeers]

D’Artagnan: If we go on a date DO NOT BRING YOUR PURSE I am not gonna let you pay

D’Artagnan: Just run when I run

[blues-of-randomness]

Dogday: thank for saving me but this is still a huge incovience! You'll have to carry me and I can't crawl very fast and-

Player: There were babies here right?

Dogday: yeah but how would-

Player: there must be a baby carrier or stroller around here somewhere.

[fandoms--fluff]

Y/n (Hope's mom) to young hope: Mommy's going to drop kick anyone that touches you

Klaus: And Daddy's going to bail Mommy out of jail