#incorrect qoutes

[inkwell-illustrations]

The Cat King: Can I try rizzing you up? Edwin: Sure?? The Cat King: PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

[breezeowci]

[1luna1lovegood1]

Clint: WHY AREN'T THERE ADULT-SIZED PLAYGROUNDS? !

Natasha : so like, everything is the same as a kids' playground but bigger!

Clint : yeah, why don't we have those?!

Steve : they are called theme parks.

Clint: but you have to PAY for theme parks!

Steve: that's the adult part.

[think-like-a-poet]

Lando: If I fall…

Carlos: I’ll be there to catch you.

Charles: *looks at max* What if I fall?

Max: Then I’ll fall with you, never leaving your side.

George: *watches these two interactions*

George, to alex: And if I fall?

Alex: I’ll be the one who pushed you.

[bilbos-stolen-untensils]

Arthur: This is far too hot, I can't eat it

Merlin: You're far too hot and I manage just fine

Lancelot: Oh-

Leon: ONE NORMAL DINNER. I JUST WANT ONE NORMAL DINNER

[super-marvel-dc]

Jason, to Y/N: Open your mouth.

Y/N: Mm-mm.

Jason: Open your mouth now and show me what you have.

Y/N: *Shakes their head no.*

Jason: Y/N-

Dick, walking into the room: Hey, what's up! *Smacks Y/N's back in greeting.*

Y/N: *Chokes, and glitter flies everywhere.*

Jason, and Dick: *Looking at Y/N in shock and fear.*

Y/N: *Grins innocently with glitter all over their clothes and mouth.*

Y/N: Tim bet me 50 bucks...

Jason, and Dick: TIM!!

[ambriel-angstwitch]

Damian: I would casually murder you over a cheese stick

Tim: I would casually die over a cheese stick

[idoquitelikebread]

Eddie: and now sir Stefan you will face the most dangerous sceme of all… AN MLM

Steve: oh you mean like gays? I have to be gay?

Eddie: wait a minu-

Steve: is this like a support group thing? Or like gsa? Do I just have to date a guy? Can I do that?

Eddie: Stevie hold on-

Steve: omg can I be dating that hot rocker elf with curly hair? Actually can we be secretly married? Omg with a dog that I named after my hot rocker elf husband.

Eddie: no-

Steve: wait I can’t? why not?

Robin: yeah Eddie why can’t sir Stefan have a happy life with his husband? That’s seems kinda homophobic of you ngl

Steve: yeah Eddie! stop being homophobic and let me and my hot rocker elf husband live in peace!

[incorrect-musketeers]

D’Artagnan: If we go on a date DO NOT BRING YOUR PURSE I am not gonna let you pay

D’Artagnan: Just run when I run

[blues-of-randomness]

Dogday: thank for saving me but this is still a huge incovience! You'll have to carry me and I can't crawl very fast and-

Player: There were babies here right?

Dogday: yeah but how would-

Player: there must be a baby carrier or stroller around here somewhere.

[fandoms--fluff]

Y/n (Hope's mom) to young hope: Mommy's going to drop kick anyone that touches you

Klaus: And Daddy's going to bail Mommy out of jail

[inkwell-illustrations]

Angel: Husk? Husk: What? Angel: Are you awake? Husk: Who the fuck do you think said 'what'?

[breezeowci]

[madman479r]

**Heatwave at Beacon**

Pyrrha: **Wearing vest and shorts** Jaune... it's so hot... please... I need you to spit on me.

Jaune: Wh-what? Pyrrha, i-i don't really feel comfortable with that.

Pyrrha: please, Jaune. I need it.

Jaune:... *reluctantly spits on Pyrrha's face**

Pyrrha: Mmmm. Now call me a dirty whore.

Jaune: What the-?! How will that cool you off?!

Pyrrha: Hmm?

[think-like-a-poet]

George: Everyone, thank you for making time in your busy schedules to come together

Lewis: No problem

Max: I didn't make time for shit, you dragged me here

[1luna1lovegood1]

Tony: there's only one thing worse than losing!

Stephen: [rips off paper to make it say 'losing peter'] boom!

Peter, nodding: me.

Tony: no-