#incorrect qoutes

[fruityspaceboy]

Loki: …

Y/N: *raises an eyebrow skeptically* ... why are you being so quiet?

Loki: *failing to sound convincing* Well… I'm pregnant.

Y/N: *raises eyebrow higher* No, you're not... What did you do?

Loki: I may or may have not… gotten a kitten…

Y/N: Whut?

Loki: *brings out a rather weird looking kitten*

Y/N: *slightly shock but unsurprised* Is… is that a Flerken?

Loki: *is grinning like an idiot* It's a kitten.

Y/N: *realization hits him* oh my fucking Hel, that's a Flerken. Where did You find A bloody Flerken?

Loki: *insistent* IT'S A KITTEN ~

Y/N: *useless reasoning* It literally has tentacles! It’s stomach is basically a bag of holding!

*A couple seconds of Silence*

Loki: *starting to grin again* We gonna keep it tho, yeah?

Y/N: *now grinning too* Don’t know, why you even ask. Heck yeah we gonna keep it.

Loki: And we’re gonna name it Hannibal.

[skyrigel]

Simon: I want my partner to be mature, sincere and responsible. Y/n *trips down, glares at the floor, apologizes to the ant, missing the water rim, spilling half of the bottle, choking over the rest*: Hi ! Simon: That one. I want that one!

[inkwell-illustrations]

The Cat King: Can I try rizzing you up? Edwin: Sure?? The Cat King: PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

[1luna1lovegood1]

Clint: WHY AREN'T THERE ADULT-SIZED PLAYGROUNDS? !

Natasha : so like, everything is the same as a kids' playground but bigger!

Clint : yeah, why don't we have those?!

Steve : they are called theme parks.

Clint: but you have to PAY for theme parks!

Steve: that's the adult part.

[incorrect-inkwell-quotes]

Elphaba: *seductively takes off glasses* Elphaba: Wow... Glinda: *blushes* Haha... what? Elphaba: You're really fucking blurry.

[forthill]

[coffeefiction]

The Mech Pilot Au by @keferon has me on a chokehold, so, I'mma procrastinate from writing an actual fic by just writing down incorrect quotes instead-

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Swerve: We’ve found the person who stole your identity and was impersonating you.

Blur: Where were they?

Swerve: Eating cheetos and crying in their car.

Blur, impessed: Damn, they really went for it.

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Jazz: Helpful grammar tip: “farther” is for physical distance, “further” is for methaphorical distance, and “father” is for emotional distance!

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Prowl: I want to be with you for the rest of my life.

Jazz: Damn, that sounds like a marriage proposal.

Prowl, getting down on one knee: That's 'cause it is.

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Blur: Why cant trees give off something important like wifi??

First Aid: So fuck oxygen, I guess.

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Prowl: Vortex isn’t answering my messages.

First Aid: Allow me.

Prowl: I tried 6 times, what makes you thi-

Vortex: *replying to message* Hello.

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*First Aid and Jazz enter a dive bar*

First Aid: Look, I know you’re disappointed but could we at least have a drink.

Jazz, in a scuba diving suit: I would like leave, please.

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Blurr: Here is my wall of inspirational people. Swerve: Is that a picture of you? Blurr: Yes, I am big enough to admit that I am often inspired by myself.

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First Aid: I don’t think we can mansplain, manipulate, or malewife our way out of it this time.

Vortex: *cracks knuckles* Manslaughter it is!

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Vortex: I can’t do this, it’s against my moral compass.

First Aid: YOUR MORAL COMPASS IS A ROULETTE WHEEL!

Vortex: …Your point?

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Jazz: First Aid is restricted to decaf for the rest of this adventure.

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Jazz: I told Swerve to grab snacks for everyone.

Blurr, looking through the options: Why did you grab fruit snacks? Are you five? Who even likes Fruit Snacks?

*Jazz, First Aid, and Swerve raise their hands*

*Vortext from the distance,also raising his hand*

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Jazz: I think we should have glow stick juice injected in our bones when we're born, so if we break our bones, we get a fun little surprise.

Vortex: What's the surprise?

First Aid: Blood poisoning.

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Vortex: The only thing keeping me from running away and hiding from society for the rest of my life is spite. I could disappear forever, but there are some bitches whose downfalls I have yet to witness, and I wanna be around when that happens.

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Swerve: Why would anyone want to harm Blurr?

Vortex: Maybe because they met him?

[super-marvel-dc]

Derek: All in all, a 100% successful trip.

Y/N: But we lost Stiles.

Derek: All in all, a 100% successful trip!

[ao3lestappeninchident]

Lando: If I fall…

Carlos: I’ll be there to catch you.

Charles: *looks at max* What if I fall?

Max: Then I’ll fall with you, never leaving your side.

George: *watches these two interactions*

George, to alex: And if I fall?

Alex: I’ll be the one who pushed you.

[bilbos-stolen-untensils]

Arthur: This is far too hot, I can't eat it

Merlin: You're far too hot and I manage just fine

Lancelot: Oh-

Leon: ONE NORMAL DINNER. I JUST WANT ONE NORMAL DINNER

[to-all-the-shows]

Ducktales

[jubileesstuff]

Seb, bursting into the room: You two are having sex!

Nico, not looking up from his book: Really? Lewis, why didn’t you tell me? I would have put my book down.

[ijustgotherebro]

Nina: why are people always fighting over top or bottom? I would be lucky just to have a bunkbed .

Rick.....

Amanda.....

Weasel....

Dr.phosphurus: im gonna tell her

The bride: dont you dare

[inkwell-illustrations]

Angel: Husk? Husk: What? Angel: Are you awake? Husk: Who the fuck do you think said 'what'?

[maschroom12]

Incorrect Quotes Generator be like:

[ambriel-angstwitch]

Damian: I would casually murder you over a cheese stick

Tim: I would casually die over a cheese stick