#incorrect hawkeye

[floilee]

"Why do you ship-" That is exactly why.

[1luna1lovegood1]

Clint: WHY AREN'T THERE ADULT-SIZED PLAYGROUNDS? !

Natasha : so like, everything is the same as a kids' playground but bigger!

Clint : yeah, why don't we have those?!

Steve : they are called theme parks.

Clint: but you have to PAY for theme parks!

Steve: that's the adult part.

[incorectquoteswlw]

Yelena: I guess this is goodbye

Kate: What? Why is it goodbye?

Yelena: We must part ways, my love

Nat: I just asked you to help me carry dinner in

Yelena: The cruel twists of fate have pulled us apart

Kate, tears in her eyes: I can't live without you

Yelena: Be strong, we can be strong

Nat: Forget it, Clint come help me

Clint: Gladly, holy shit

[mamaspidershit]

Peter: I have a plan. Clint: I have the hospital and Nat on speed dial.

[i-a-q]

Tony: Okay, everyone, we’re having a family dinner, and no one is leaving until it’s done.

Clint: You’re not my dad!

Tony: Sit down, Clint.

Clint: Yeah okay.

[incorrectmcuquotess]

Steve: All right. Start with a hundred push-ups!

Clint: All right, cool. How many do you want me to do?

Steve: A hundred.

Clint: Oh, I thought that was a figure of speech, "A hundred push-ups." Like, "do a bazillion push-ups." No one can do a hundred.

[rainysofsunshineao3]

Kate: I told Yelena their ears turn red when they lie.

Clint: Why'd you do that?

Kate: Just watch.

Kate: Yelena, babe, do you love me?

Yelena, covering her ears: NO!

[loislame84]

Kate: I’m asking for permission to date your sister.

Natasha: what is this? The dark ages? You know what, since you asked, no, you can’t. Beat me in a duel.

Yelena: do not let Kate Bishop handle a gun.

Natasha: fists only, noted.

Kate: I didn’t agree to this.

Yelena, leaning in to whisper: do not let me down, little hawk.

[i-au-a-q]

Hydra!Nat

Clint: Wait, so you were Hydra and S.H.I.E.L.D.?

Natasha: I like to keep my options open.

Clint: So, you’re just… double agenting for fun?

Natasha: *shrugs* Gotta stay busy.

[auroraromaximoff]

Clint: Everyone is always like; “How’d you get with Natasha?” “How’d you bag Natasha?” Bro I didn’t bag shit. Natasha picked me up, by my neck, threw me over her shoulder, and I’ve been on it ever since. And I don’t have any plans on getting off anytime soon.

Nat: *Winks*

[floilee]

(In a car chase)

Kate: Yelena, if we die, I want you to know...

Yelena screams as she shoots out the car window: What? Do you want to pee? Because I really want too!

Kate: No, no, it's not that... *pauses to dodge the shots* Yelena, I love you!

*Yelena stops shooting and looks at the hawk indignantly.*

Yelena: You choose now to tell me that?

Kate shrugs her shoulders, paying attention to the traffic: I work best under pressure.

Yelena sighs shoting with her gun again: You had your birthday party... *one villain hit* You had my birthday party... *another hit* Even Lucky and Fanny's anniversary, which we improvised, would be the perfect moment... *last villain hit* And you choose to say you love me during a gunfight? *Turns his attention to the archer at the wheel*

Kate takes eyes off the traffic and stares at the widow: Don't pretend that this doesn't excite you as much as all those moments.

Yelena bites her lip and sighs: I love you so much!

[1luna1lovegood1]

steve, checking on shuri and peter before a fight: are you ready, kids?

shuri & peter: aye aye captain!

clint: i cant hear you

shuri & peter: AYE AYE CAPTAIN

steve, looking up: did You keep me alive a hundred years for this

clint: but i really cant hear you

clint: i forgot where i left my hearing aids

[karmaspidr]

Clint and Kate: Fighting for their lives on Christmas Eve

Peter, from his apartment: Do you see this shit, Matt?

Matt: I can't see shit.

[mamaspidershit]

Clint: Hm, Peter has been rather quiet today. Natasha: Yeah, it’s quite nice actually. Clint: ... Natasha: ... Clint: We should check on him. Natasha: Immediately.

[i-a-q]

Clint: So, what’s the weirdest thing Hydra ever made you do?

Bucky: You don’t want to know.

Clint: Now I really want to know.

Bucky: *sighing* I once stole a cake. Just to steal it. No reason. Just a cake.

Clint: *laughing* That’s… actually kind of amazing.

[incorrectmcuquotess]

in the Avengers compound communal showers

Bucky: Everybody, bathroom now!

Clint: What, Bucky?

Bucky: Is somebody playing a joke on me? Honestly, why is my towel still damp?

Clint: 'Cause it's not your towel. It's my towel, Bucky.

Bucky: No, it's not your towel. Your towel's the red one.

Clint: I'll tell you this, pal: I've never used that. [points to red towel] I do use that one every single day. [points to blue towel]

Bucky: Oh, God...

Peter: [holding the blue towel] This towel's so warm and fluffy. It's like it's been in the sun forever.

Tony: [laughing] This means you two have been drying your junk with the same towel.

Natasha: Intimate.

Bucky: Are you out of your mind?!

Clint: What do you mean, am I...

Bucky: How do you think this is your towel? Do you even wash it?

Clint: No, I don't wash the towel; the towel washes me. Who washes a towel?

Natasha: You never wash...?

Clint: You wash your towel?

Bucky: You never wash the towel?!

Clint: What am I going to do? Wash the shower next? Wash a bar of soap?