#incorrect shuri

[i-a-q]

T’Challa: You’ve reorganized my entire wardrobe?

Shuri: *shrugging* You needed an upgrade. Trust me, you’ll thank me later.

T’Challa: I liked my old clothes…

Shuri: No, you didn’t.

[1luna1lovegood1]

steve, checking on shuri and peter before a fight: are you ready, kids?

shuri & peter: aye aye captain!

clint: i cant hear you

shuri & peter: AYE AYE CAPTAIN

steve, looking up: did You keep me alive a hundred years for this

clint: but i really cant hear you

clint: i forgot where i left my hearing aids

[topknott]

Steve: We call that a traumatic experience.

Steve, turning to Harley: Not a "bruh moment".

Steve, turning to Shuri: Not "sadge".

Steve, turning to Peter: And DEFINITELY not an "oof LMAO".

[spiderblog-mcu]

Shuri: so the lightsaber we made works.

Peter: yes.

Shuri: do you think Mr Stark will notice his sofa cut in half?

Peter: yes.

Shuri: and we will get in trouble?

Peter: oh you have no idea how much trouble we will get in.

[later that day]

Peter: But Mr Stark it was for science!

[gfmaximoff]

Y/N: I don’t even flirt that much.

Yelena: Oh really? *stands up* Raise your hands if you think you’re dating Y/N.

Natasha: *raises hand*

Wanda: *raises hand*

Shuri: *raises hand*

Kate: *raises hand*

Yelena, side eyeing violently: Kate Bishop, what was that?

[chaxan08]

Tony: THE FLOOR IS LAVA!

T'Challa: *helps Shuri onto the counter*

Natasha and Yelena: *they help each other up onto the table*

Loki: *pushes Thor off the sofa*

Tony, to Steve: As you can see, there are three types of siblings.

Actually, I think Natasha and Yelena could perfectly be any of the three.

[thewrittenpodcast]

Harley: I HATE YOU

Peter: then next time don't steal my monopoly!

Ned: Harley, give Peter his 200 dollars, you landed on his property

Harley: no

Harley: he's in JAIL

Harley: I'm not giving money to a CRIMINAL

Peter: THATS NOT HOW YOU PLAY

Shuri, tired of this: Harley, why are you screaming

MJ: shut the fuck up Shuri, you don't get to talk after stealing my last railroad

Harley: I WISH I WAS NEVER BORN

Peter: ME TOO YOU THINK I WANTED THIS

[hearts-4buck]

Marvel + incorrect pictures (mostly young avengers)

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Ramonda: No kid wants a sibling. I mean, T'Challa hated you so much, he gave you to another family and said you were an orphan. Took us a week to track you down.

Shuri: You gave me to another family?!?

T'Challa: I might have.

[incorrect-marvel-because-why-not]

Bucky arrives in Wakanda

Bucky: If I say yes am I joining a cult? Shuri: Possibly. Bucky: I’m in.

[fandomnerd9602]

Y/N, dressed in the Gold Jaguar outfit, rescues Shuri…

Shuri: thank you, baby

Y/N: my queen, you can thank me with a cuddle session later (winks)

Okoye: what? How?

Shuri: Y/N’s my superhero lover

Okoye: and you were going to tell us when? After you got married?

Y/N: do you want to be the maid of honor?

Okoye: y-yes please

For @konstantin609

[definitelyincorrect]

Shuri: I’ve never seen snow before, someone describe it to me?

Peter: Smells like water

Shuri: Wow, it’s like I’m there

[walshisaweedbrain]

Shuri [turning to Riri, drunk]: Riri has no idea I'm in love with her

Riri: You're in love with me???

Shuri: Oh sorry [turning to Nakia] Riri has no idea I'm in love with her

[onpluton]

T’Challa: I can do one of two things. I can be King of Wakanda or I can control Shuri in the lab. I cannot possibly do both.

Bucky: . . . Are you quoting Theodore Roosevelt?

T’Challa: listen, i cannot help you with whatever Shuri decides to do to your arm

[livstarlight]

Namor when Shuri left:

[thatastrobae]

Namor: This date is boring.

Shuri: This isn’t a date. I said I was going to the markets

Namor: Then why did you invite me?

Shuri: I specifically said “don’t come with me” and you said “princess, I do as I please” and followed me here