#incorrect shuri

[1luna1lovegood1]

steve, checking on shuri and peter before a fight: are you ready, kids?

shuri & peter: aye aye captain!

clint: i cant hear you

shuri & peter: AYE AYE CAPTAIN

steve, looking up: did You keep me alive a hundred years for this

clint: but i really cant hear you

clint: i forgot where i left my hearing aids

[topknott]

Steve: We call that a traumatic experience.

Steve, turning to Harley: Not a "bruh moment".

Steve, turning to Shuri: Not "sadge".

Steve, turning to Peter: And DEFINITELY not an "oof LMAO".

[another-trans-nerd]

Shuri: omg it’s a quirked up white boy with a little bit of swag

Peter, sobbing: am I goated with the sauce?

Shuri: yes

Thor: why isn’t my allspeak working

[spiderblog-mcu]

Shuri: so the lightsaber we made works.

Peter: yes.

Shuri: do you think Mr Stark will notice his sofa cut in half?

Peter: yes.

Shuri: and we will get in trouble?

Peter: oh you have no idea how much trouble we will get in.

[later that day]

Peter: But Mr Stark it was for science!

[gfmaximoff]

Y/N: I don’t even flirt that much.

Yelena: Oh really? *stands up* Raise your hands if you think you’re dating Y/N.

Natasha: *raises hand*

Wanda: *raises hand*

Shuri: *raises hand*

Kate: *raises hand*

Yelena, side eyeing violently: Kate Bishop, what was that?

[lokibutterknife]

Princess Shuri of Wakanda and Namor The Sub-Mariner in Black Panther: Wakanda Forever (2022 | dir. Ryan Coogler)

images source

[chaxan08]

Tony: THE FLOOR IS LAVA!

T'Challa: *helps Shuri onto the counter*

Natasha and Yelena: *they help each other up onto the table*

Loki: *pushes Thor off the sofa*

Tony, to Steve: As you can see, there are three types of siblings.

Actually, I think Natasha and Yelena could perfectly be any of the three.

[livstarlight]

Ramonda, Okoye, Nakia, all Wakanda: Oh no, the princess has been kidnapped, we have to do something

*meanwhile Shuri in Talokan*:

[thewrittenpodcast]

Harley: I HATE YOU

Peter: then next time don't steal my monopoly!

Ned: Harley, give Peter his 200 dollars, you landed on his property

Harley: no

Harley: he's in JAIL

Harley: I'm not giving money to a CRIMINAL

Peter: THATS NOT HOW YOU PLAY

Shuri, tired of this: Harley, why are you screaming

MJ: shut the fuck up Shuri, you don't get to talk after stealing my last railroad

Harley: I WISH I WAS NEVER BORN

Peter: ME TOO YOU THINK I WANTED THIS

[hearts-4buck]

Marvel + incorrect pictures (mostly young avengers)

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Ramonda: No kid wants a sibling. I mean, T'Challa hated you so much, he gave you to another family and said you were an orphan. Took us a week to track you down.

Shuri: You gave me to another family?!?

T'Challa: I might have.

[moider-time]

Namor: *gets down on one knee*

Shuri: Oh my Bast, it's finally happening.

Namor: *falls over*

Shuri: The poison is kicking in.

[fandomnerd9602]

Y/N, dressed in the Gold Jaguar outfit, rescues Shuri…

Shuri: thank you, baby

Y/N: my queen, you can thank me with a cuddle session later (winks)

Okoye: what? How?

Shuri: Y/N’s my superhero lover

Okoye: and you were going to tell us when? After you got married?

Y/N: do you want to be the maid of honor?

Okoye: y-yes please

For @konstantin609

[definitelyincorrect]

Shuri: I’ve never seen snow before, someone describe it to me?

Peter: Smells like water

Shuri: Wow, it’s like I’m there

[lokibutterknife]

I have many names. My people call me K'uk'ulkan, but your daughter can call me "my love".

insp

[xblackreader]

Namora: I sleep with a knife under my pillow.

Shuri: Weak. I sleep with my blasters.

Attuma: …(scoffs)

Mbaku: what’s so funny, Attuma?

Attuma: I sleep with Okoye.

Namor: … he wins.