#james rhodes

[ineloe]

I feel like Tony and Peter's personalities switch sometimes, like, Tony drinks too much and does something stupid and Peter is too tired to act as cheerful as usual, then something like this happens:

Tony, who drank 7 bottles of red wine last night: Peter I... I bought the Burger King...

Peter, who hasn't slept properly for 3 days: what...!?

Tony: Now the name is Strak King, get it? great idea, right???

Peter: ...

Tony: Please don't look at me with that face...

Pete: *leave the room*

Tony: DON'T BE DISAPPOINTED WITH ME PETE 😭

And Pepper and Rhodes are in the background like:

Pepper: I LOVE when they do that

Rhodes: First StarkBucks, now THIS!?

[itscrazycasey]

Avengers on a mission:

Bruce: Well, that went good!

Steve: Yeah, surprisingly.

Rhodey: It’s… too quiet. Now that I think about it, the whole battle was too quiet.

Tony, holding up his hand in the front: where’s the kid.

Pan over to Peter who is playing with puppies he saw halfway to the battle.

[kayvsdoodles]

two old nerds for @crhodey ! thanks for commissioning me 💛

[screengifs]

@mcuchallenge November prompt - NAME

"Tony Stank"

[ironspidersblog]

How it feels remembering that no one thought anything of Tony showing signs of being suicidal in iron man 2 because he just “acted like that all the time”

[justaz]

peter, nauseous as fuck but refuses to admit that he feels ill:

rhodey who attended college with tony and knows the exact face he makes when he over does it, glances at peter (who is literally like a carbon copy of tony) and asks on instinct: what did you take?

peter, forcing his stomach to not spew everywhere, trying and failing to act casual: what? nothing. i didn't take anything.

rhodey activating his mom voice colonel voice: peter.

peter: i did what i had to. (reaches into his pocket and pulls out $40) and i won the bet.

rhodey: what did you do?

peter: i drank a gallon of bleach

rhodey, closes his eyes and takes a deep breath trying to process how peter is simultaneously better and worse than tony ever was: why...did you drink a gallon of bleach?

peter: i lost my backpack and needed money to buy a new one. and i cant ask may. shes bought seven over the last two months

rhodey:

peter:

[squilfmybeloved]

loving multiple ships is so fun like yeah thats tony's wife pepper, pepper's wife may, and pepper and may's wife natasha. yeah that's pepper's husband tony, tony's husband rhodey, tony's other husband steve, steve's husband bucky, bucky's boyfriend sam, bucky's girlfriend sarah, and tony's other OTHER husband stephen. and they're all coparenting peter parker, what about it?

[sreppub]

irons :)

[lukas-dusk]

Tony bleeding out after fighting bad guys : Is he staring at me?

Rhodey trying to stop the bleeding : Of course he’s staring at you, you’re bleeding out.

Tony : But is he staring at me in an "ahh he’s bleeding out!" Or "ahh he looks so hot when he’s bleeding out!" way?

Rhodey no longer putting pressure on the wound to stare at Tony blankly :

Rhodey : What.

Pepper : He’s staring at you in an "ahh he’s bleeding out!" type of way. Why would he think it’s hot?!

Stephen staring at Tony in a "ahh he’s looks so hot when he’s bleeding out!" way : I mean...

Wong : For fuck sake!

[incorrect-marvel-because-why-not]

Some of the Avengers are on a hike Rhodey: It’s beautiful out here. Bruce: And quiet. Sam: Too quiet. Bucky: Did we lose someone? cut to Steve with a bear in a headlock

[gunsandspaceships]

“Tony never admits he’s wrong”

they say.

This is an addition to the excellent post by officiallallorona. Here’s the complete list of Tony’s “I was wrong”:

Iron Man (2008):

0:45:29

1:12:52

1:29:40

Iron Man 2:

1:17:40

1:46:05

Iron Man 3:

0:04:40

0:21:15

0:42:00

0:42:08

Captain America: Civil War:

0:58:50

1:54:25

1:57:57

Spider-Man: Homecoming:

1:59:15

13 times. A lot more than one, Sam.

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Rhodes: Goddamn it, the printer broke while printing out Tony's birthday invitations.

Natasha: Well, what are they supposed to say?

Rhodes: "Tony's birthday".

Natasha: So, what do they say instead?

Rhodes: "Tony’s bi".

Natasha: Works out either way.

[waltermis]

I'm still not over her death

[gamelpar]

Ironfam

Iron Man / Iron Man 3 / Captain America: Civil War / Avengers: Endgame / Sylvia Plath, The Unabridged Journals of Sylvia Plath

[cevans-is-classic]

This felt like an actual Avengers team group call 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[enthyrea]

rhodeytony doodlin because i miss them goddamnit