We all know that Tumblr is the oldmanfucker website, but who IS the #1 sexy old man?
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Another shoutout post to our top followers over the last month, according to tumblr;
@kristinsmindinpictures
@godtrauma
@moistdragonfruit
@angelofmercury
I don't know exactly how tumblr determines 'biggest fans', but I can tell you that I recognize each and every one of you from my notes!
Thank you for being our ride or dies!
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Submissions are RE-OPENED!
Sexiest Old Man Submission Form
I am not sure when the next bracket will be, or what it will look like, so for now I will leave the form open to collect as many old men as possible to pull from.
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Special shout-outs as we celebrate the wrap of this (first) bracket:
@pepperinaa, my co-conspirator and right-hand woman who egged me on when I first pitched this idea, and helped me come up with the initial draft of men along with some other decisions along the way.
@spnmarvelfanintardis, who blazed the final poll and got us a nice boost in engagement. It was an objectively hilarious email to receive, thank you!
@smashorpassgilf for paving the way and providing some VERY useful data that was heavily relied upon for seeding and decision making when drafting the first round.
@snequanimity for being our first follower on this blog.
@neglectedincubus for being (I THINK) the only person to follow this blog because they saw me post about it on my blorbo sideblog, and DEFINITELY being the only person to like the post I made on that blog asking if this bracket was a good idea.
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Tumblr's 2025 Sexiest Old Man


✨ ✨✨Mads Mikkelsen✨✨✨


Out of a whopping 12,867 votes on the final poll, Mads Mikkelsen (59) beat Michael Sheen (56) with 65.5% of the vote.
Thank you everyone who participated!
Old Man Bracket Wrapped:
This bracket started on February 12th and ran for 56 days.
The submission form was open for just 4 days and received a total of 398 responses.
Our first round had 65 contenders, ranging in age from 52 to 85.
Our bracket included 18 men in their 50s, 26 men in their 60s, 17 men in their 70s, and 5 men in their 80s.
Our youngest 'old man' was Idris Elba at 52, and our oldest man was Ian McKellen at 85.
The poll with the most notes (4,931) AND the most votes (22,107) was our quarterfinal Mads Mikkelsen vs David Tennant matchup.
The poll with the closest outcome was our round 1 Paul McCartney vs Stephen Fry matchup, which closed at a 50/50 percentage split, with Stephen Fry winning by exactly one vote out of 3,327 total.
At the time of this post we have 2,387 followers. (Holy cow!!!)
This has been so much fun, and you haven't seen the last of this blog! I'll be taking a break for a while, but I will reopen submissions later tonight. Stay tuned! Our next bracket(s) will likely be smaller, possibly themed, tournaments.
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The final poll ends in 7 hours! Stay tuned for more old man bracket news following the results.
Sexiest Old Man Tournament: FINALS!


It all comes down to this... Who is hotter!?
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LAST CALL!
Sexiest Old Man Tournament: FINALS!


It all comes down to this... Who is hotter!?
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2 days remaining!
Sexiest Old Man Tournament: FINALS!


It all comes down to this... Who is hotter!?
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The REAL march madness.
Sexiest Old Man Tournament: FINALS!


It all comes down to this... Who is hotter!?
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If you're in line to vote for the sexiest old man, STAY IN LINE.
Sexiest Old Man Tournament: FINALS!


It all comes down to this... Who is hotter!?
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While we await the results of our FINAL old man face-off, let's collect a little data.
The age cut-off of 50 was chosen to split the difference between my personal minimum of 60, and the 40-year-olds that were submitted.
Now, (acknowledging that regardless of age some men have bigger Old Man Energy than others) GENERALLY speaking, what do YOU consider to be the minimum age requirement to be an Old Man™️?
Responses will be brought into consideration if we do another old man bracket after this one.
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Sexiest Old Man Tournament: FINALS!


It all comes down to this... Who is hotter!?
#Madds Mikkelsen#Michael Sheen#Good Omens#Aziraphale#Staged#Prodigal Son#Martin Whitly#William Masters#Masters of Sex#Ludvig Von Kahlen#Ludvig Kahlen#Hannibal#hannibal lecter#Galen Erso#kaecillius#Dr voller#Jurgen voller
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Okay folks, the votes are in, our final matchup will be...
Mads Mikkelsen vs Michael Sheen!
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Five hours remain!
One day left before the semifinal polls close!
Who will end up in the final poll? Vote now!
Ke Huy Quan vs Michael Sheen
Jeffrey Dean Morgan vs Mads Mikkelsen
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One day left before the semifinal polls close!
Who will end up in the final poll? Vote now!
Ke Huy Quan vs Michael Sheen
Jeffrey Dean Morgan vs Mads Mikkelsen
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Sexiest Old Man Tournament: Semifinals!


Who is hotter?
#Jeffrey Dean Morgan#mads mikkelsen#Joe Kessler#The walking dead#Negan Smith#John Winchester#Jason Crouse#Ike Evans#Ludvig Kahlen#Hannibal#Hannibal lecter#Galen Erso#Kaecillius#Dr voller#Jurgen voller
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Sexiest Old Man Tournament: Semifinals!


Who is hotter?
#ke huy quan#Michael Sheen#Oroboros#Oroboros Loki#Loki season 2#everything everywhere all at once#Waymond Wong#Marvin Gable#Love hurts#Good Omens#aziraphale#Staged#Prodigal son#Martin whitly#William masters
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