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X-Men: Days of Future Past

Hank: Professor, I know this is difficult for you, but I just want you to know, I think you're doing great.

Charles: Really? 'Cause I think I might snap and kill you and Logan in your sleep.

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Young Charles Xavier: You know, I had sex with a missionary once and oddly -- he wasn't a fan of the position.

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Pietro: While other fathers were cooking dinner, you were attempting to overthrow the government.

Magneto: Otherwise known as working.

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Erik

If Charles had a stuffed animal, what type of stuffed animal would he have?

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me mentally: these characters have a relationship that cannot be defined by any one thing and reaches throughout the narrative and is so woven into their characters that trying to force it under one label would be inaccurate and doing it a disservice.

me out loud: idk man they're fuckin gay

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#whoremembers

fellas is it gay to stare at your best friend and ONLY your best friend in the strip club

fellas is it gay to fantasize about your best friend in a blue sparkly cocktail dress and red wig

fellas is it gay-

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Yes, they say this every time they play

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The first one will never not be funny to me because I just feel like he would say that unironically idk

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Liking a character who sucks is silly because yeah I hate him and yeah I want people to bully him and say mean things but if you say the Wrong mean thing I'm going to get defensive

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1) first class because it’s basically a romcom with a weird ending

2) Apocalypse, almost entirely because of Charles’ lilac v-neck (the other reason is Nightcrawler)

3) X1 because classic and Ian McKellen Magneto

okay ever since i got into xmen i’ve gotten bullied in my own house for saying first class is my favorite 😭 i need other ppl’s rankings so ik i’m not crazy

ok top 3

first class

x2

x1 or dofp (i cant choose)💔

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He does not hide it very well.

erik is a yearner. he just hides it better

mhm, agreed. he yearns for his childhood that he lost and the warmth of his mother. he yearns for his memories to be different, less tainted, and his trauma to not latch hold of his life, his person. he yearns to settle down and start a family and love without condition; but he can't shake the feeling that one day - maybe not soon but eventually - everything he cares for will be ripped from him again. so he hides every dream, every desire, because the boy who once yearned openly is long gone.

send me your favorite erik head canons!

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Sam Wilson could have killed Voldemort in 4 pages.

Voldy would be giving some creepy, long-winded speech, and Cap would just be like “Man, shut the hell up,” and shoot him in his stupid face. He would then proceed to send Harry Potter to therapy and a safe household.

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Having discovered that the “point between rage and serenity” implies that Charles has indeed felt the gamut of the emotional states.

He’s tried every combination to get control of his gifts, to keep them tucked out of the way so nobody noticed.

The point between rage and serenity.

It is the place of steely determination.

It is the stability upon which great deeds are carried out.

Not utter peace and tranquility. Not incandescent rage. Not giddy joyousness. The calm, purposeful state of being where one has something to do and the will to do it.

A rational state of mind with drive and purpose, like the steering wheel on a battleship. It’s got to be a calm, steady hand to guide that kind of power for a purpose.

We see Charles at many extremes of emotion, and yet he always goes back to the middle. He doesn’t stay at the extremes. He goes back to the middle ground where his first wisdoms have been rooted. It’s consistent.

Honestly, that’s really good advice anyway.

I’m just having so many thoughts about this right now.

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I would read the hell out of this.

hear me out.

erik lehnsherr, an actor on the big screen. he’s in movies.

charles xavier, an actor on the stage. sometimes on broadway, sometimes on london’s west end.

they live in different acting worlds but for whatever reason, they end up meeting for a project.

maybe the show that charles is working on is getting a movie adaption or erik needs to observe a theatre troupe for his newest film.

they both have respect for one another’s art forms but there’s always a small, teasing debate about what’s better. they’re absolutely enamored and want to fight (foreplay) immediately.

also, to have powers or not to have powers? this is the question.