#neo politan

[bdk1902]

Jaune’s Type

“So, Fearless Leader.” Nora said to Jaune.

“Yeah, Nora?” He said, reading his book.

“What type of do girls do you like?”

“Type of girls?”

“Or men? I don’t judge. Just don’t be a bigot about it.”

“Nora, no. I’m straight.”

“Oh, okay! So which type of girls do you like?”

“Well, I’m into older women.”

“Oh like Velvet and Coco.”

“Way older.”

“Really? Why’s that?”

That’s when Jaune closed his book, and turns to his energetic teammate/friend.

“Because older women tends to be more mature, more experienced, and can handle more than just simple tasks. I love women that can be by my side both physically and emotionally. I want women, not little girls like Weiss, and Ruby.”

“I feel like you just offended both of them.”

“My point stands, Nora.”

“…You can just admit that you’re into girls that can Ara ara you.”

“I told you that in confidence!”

Unbeknownst to them, they were being recorded.

“So Jaune loves that type of women, huh?” Glynda Goodwitch heard through her Scroll, and texted her group.

“Ladies. We have a blonde cutie to seduce.”

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Winter look at the message, and smiled.

“Sorry, sister. But I’m stealing your man. He’s into older mature women anyway. Mother, pack your bags! We’re going to Beacon!”

“I saw the message! Give me 5 minutes!”

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“Sorry, Ruby. Mama’s going to ‘talk’ to your friend~.”

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“Vernal, get your weapons. We’re going to Vale.”

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“Emerald! Neo! We have a new mission!” (I imagine Emerald is in her early 20s, as well as Neo and Cinder.)

“Does it involves Jaune?”

“Yes.”

“Oh fuck yes.”

Neo pulls a sign. ‘Finally! We get to fuck a stud!’

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“Harriet! We got a message!”

“I saw! And I’m not getting sloppy seconds, Elm! We’re going to Beacon!”

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“Kali.”

“Sienna.”

They both look at their scrolls.

“I’ll disband the White Fang if you let me share.”

“Deal.” They both shook hands.

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“Sorry, Oz. But I found a new stud~.” Salem smirked.

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“…Why do I feel like I’m about to get fucked, both in a good and bad way?”

“You’re just imagining things.”

“Mr. Arc. Please head to the headmistress’s office.” Came from Ms Goodwitch’s voice announcing megaphone.

“…You were saying Nora?”

Nora shrugged.

[razorblade180]

Neo politan really said “Death isn’t enough. The very concept of you has to fucking go.” And that’s the most hateful thing any villain has ever said in this show. I respect it.

[isanarte]

Another Silentknight Commission for DatGuy07 on X/Twitter! More on the they're-older-and-married-and-happy AU!

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[bobasisters]

the way this isn't even a joke

[swan2swan]

*STORMS BACK INTO THE ROOM*

Did RWBY really have a character named Neo go into a fantastical world where the usual rules don't apply and immediately learn how to hack it and do whatever she wanted to gain power and become unstoppable?

[cream-and-five-sugars]

Me with my 24 email addresses on my way to sign up for free Crunchyroll trials

[riku-izanami]

The follow footage is for scientific purposes only, please do not attempt to recreate.

How different faunus react to Zero Gravity:

Cat faunus- Subjests are collectively panicking

Blake: *squirmming in the air desperately try to get her footing* yang....YANG.....YANG I DON'T LIKE THIS! YANG!

Neon: *doing flips* WOAH...WOAH! WHY CAN'T I LAND!? WHAT'S GOING ON!?

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Bird faunus- Both appear heavily disoriented

Raven: *trying to land but keeps raising to the ceilling* WHAT SORCERY IS THIS!?

Qrow: * doing the same* oh god *belch* i think I'm gonna hurl....

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Dog Faunus- very calm

Retriever faunus jaune: *floating around with no thoughts*........so this is life now.....

Retriever faunus saphron: *pseudo moonwalking* yup, this is life now..

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mouse faunus- Errr....Zoomies?

Mouse Faunus Ruby: *running/ jumping around the room* FUCK IT, WE BALL!

Mouse Nora: *doing the same* FUCK IT WE BALL!

Mouse jessica: *also the same* FUCK IT WE BALL!

Mouse Neo: *also doing the same* FUXK IT WE BALL

All four: *running around* FUCK IT WE BALL!!!!!

Inpiration:

[madmanwonder]

Silent Knight Dating Perks

[rocknroll7575]

"Your next line is...!" Pt.1

Jaune: Your next line is, "Get Ready Jaune! I'm not going easy!"

Ruby: Get Ready Jaune! I'm not going easy! *Gasp* What the-!?

XXX

Jaune: Your next line is, "You dunce! You think you can win against a Schnee!?" That's it!

Weiss: You dunce! You think you can win against a Schnee!? *Shocked* What!?

XXX

Jaune: Your next line is, "Leave me alone, I'm trying to read" Right!?

Blake: Leave me alone, I'm trying to read, *Ears perk up in shock* How did you-!?

XXX

Jaune: Your next line is, "Time for a beat down, Vomit Boy!" Correct?

Yang: Time for a beat down, Vomit Boy! *Stunned* What!?

XXX

Jaune: Your next line is, "I'm sorry!"

Pyrrha: I'm sorry! *Gasp* Huh!?

XXX

Jaune: Your next line is, "Nora's out of control today"

Ren: Nora's out of control today *Stunned* How did you-!?

XXX

Jaune: Your next line is, "Bring it on, fearless leader!"

Nora: Bring it on, fearless leader! *Shocked* Le Gasp!

XXX

Jaune: Your next line is, "You ain't winning this, Jauney boy!" correct?

Cardin: You ain't winning this, Jauney boy! *Gasp* What the-!?

XXX

Jaune: Your next line is, "it seems you need to learn a hard lesson about combat, Mr. Arc" right?

Glynda: It seems you need to learn a hard lesson about combat, Mr. Arc *Stunned* Impossible!

XXX

Jaune: Your next line is, "Great! Another stupid huntsman!"

Roman: Great! Another stupid huntsman! *Gasp* Holy...!

XXX

Jaune: Your next line is, "...." Am I right?

Neo: .... *Gasp without voice* !

XXX

Jaune: Your next line is, "The Faunus shall reign supreme!"

Adam: The Faunus shall reign supreme! *Shocked* How did this human-!?

XXX

Jaune: Your next line is, "Man, I could really use a drink," correct?

Qrow: Man, I could really use a drink... *Surprised* What kind of a trick-!?

[didyoutrydynamite]

Cinder: *Looking out the window* Hm. Looks like Jaune and Adam are back from their shopping trip.

Neo: *Conjures subtitle* You think they got us presents? 😃

Cinder: Adam also seems to be bleeding profusely.

Neo: I didn't hear a nooooo~!

[obligatoryjauneblog]

Nora: *peeping on Silent Knight* Oh my God, its like he's chalking a pool cue.

[arc-misadventures]

He Does

Bleiss: That sexy blond bastard seriously thinks he can just bust a nut in me, and just make a fucking runner on me?!

Bleiss: Well, he can!

Bleiss: Cause I… I can’t feel my legs…

Neo: 😁👌

[dantedsblog]

Jaune Arc (as Chris Redfield) and Neo Politan (as Jill Valentine)

[rwby-encrusted-blog]

Oscar: Someone got kicked out of the aquarium for fighting the fish!

Emerald: *Soaked in water* Maybe the Fish were being dick!

Octopus will sometimes punch fish for seemingly no reason.

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Ciel: Good morning Penny. *Kisses*

Penny: Good morning Ciel!

Ciel: Good morning Jaune. *Kisses*

Jaune: 'morning Honey!

Ciel: And a good morning to you, Weiss. *Kisses*

Weiss: Good Morning dear, I made Coffee just how you like it.

Ciel: *Smiling* Thank you Weiss~

Harbor seals are thought to engage in polygamous mating habits and rituals.

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Jaune: FUCK MY LIVER-

Orcas will hunt sharks specifically for their livers and leave the rest

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Yang: *Punches Jaune in the nose*

Jaune: *Tanks it*

Yang: *Punches Jaune in the side*

Jaune: *Doubles over*

Punching a shark in the nose is not nearly as effective as punching it in the eyes or gills

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Neo: *Preparing food at 4 A.M, using groceries she stole from someone*

Lionfish are skilled hunters, certain species preferring to hunt in the morning.

[n6918]

https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=11340373

Haven’t seen anything from this account in a while so I’ll just post this:

Since she hasn’t stolen anything for a whole month (or at least hasn’t been caught stealing). Jaune decides to reward his short stack girlfriend.

"Smile for the camera sweetie" Neo's big tall boyfriend said to her as he folded her legs behind her head to better show off her overstuffed pussy. Jaune's cum heavily leaking out of it after he "rewarded" her for not stealing anything over the last month.

Neo loved her boyfriend so much. She especially loved his huge cock; which even now was still hard and poking her in the back of the head as she smiled at the camera. Even after he fucked her to three massive cream pies he was still wearing to go.

She smiled at dumbly at the camera thinking about her reward for the next month of being a good girl. All their fans continue to send donations as she smiled at them. She couldn't wait to get to cleaning him up and the cuddling that would come afterwards.

(sorry I've been away for a while life has gotten a little busy but I do really want to come back and answer more asks here)

[neopolitansworld]

Back at it again, with probably my favorite Precure Fanseries out of them all! I present to you the girlies of:

Let's Go Live Precure

Themes: Adventure, Earth, Ecology, Universe, Technology, Mystery, Vlog, Film, Life experiences and friendship.

Cure Nature / Kirika is the leader of Let's Go Live Precure (yess she's green ^_^)

Cure Astral / Claire is the purple galaxy themed cure.

Cure Hydro / Saori is the blue themed ocean cure representing everything that lives in a body of water.

Im really excited to share, draw and dwelve further into this series once I've posted all of my fancure designs which will be soon hopefully. Only 3 left to go now, Till next time!