#neo politan

[soundkiller0017]

*Tactical Gremlin deployed*

A smug short and her tall stupid for my buddy @dicknouget

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[razorblade180]

Jaune:Ilia I need your help.

Ilia:What’s up?

Jaune:My sign language is terrible and Neo keeps trying to ask me something.

Neo:*signs*

Ilia:…*squints* Sigggghhhh “How big is your dick?”

Jaune:Oh. Small, leave me alone. *leaves*

Neo:Gah!!

Ilia:Hahahaaa! Damn, I don’t think he likes you, but I get why you like him. That shit made my day! *wipes tear* I’m telling everyone about that.

Neo:🥲

[didyoutrydynamite]

"I do not suffer from insanity. In fact, I enjoy every minute of it."

-Neo Politan, probably.

[bdk1902]

Jaune’s Type

“So, Fearless Leader.” Nora said to Jaune.

“Yeah, Nora?” He said, reading his book.

“What type of do girls do you like?”

“Type of girls?”

“Or men? I don’t judge. Just don’t be a bigot about it.”

“Nora, no. I’m straight.”

“Oh, okay! So which type of girls do you like?”

“Well, I’m into older women.”

“Oh like Velvet and Coco.”

“Way older.”

“Really? Why’s that?”

That’s when Jaune closed his book, and turns to his energetic teammate/friend.

“Because older women tends to be more mature, more experienced, and can handle more than just simple tasks. I love women that can be by my side both physically and emotionally. I want women, not little girls like Weiss, and Ruby.”

“I feel like you just offended both of them.”

“My point stands, Nora.”

“…You can just admit that you’re into girls that can Ara ara you.”

“I told you that in confidence!”

Unbeknownst to them, they were being recorded.

“So Jaune loves that type of women, huh?” Glynda Goodwitch heard through her Scroll, and texted her group.

“Ladies. We have a blonde cutie to seduce.”

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Winter look at the message, and smiled.

“Sorry, sister. But I’m stealing your man. He’s into older mature women anyway. Mother, pack your bags! We’re going to Beacon!”

“I saw the message! Give me 5 minutes!”

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“Sorry, Ruby. Mama’s going to ‘talk’ to your friend~.”

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“Vernal, get your weapons. We’re going to Vale.”

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“Emerald! Neo! We have a new mission!” (I imagine Emerald is in her early 20s, as well as Neo and Cinder.)

“Does it involves Jaune?”

“Yes.”

“Oh fuck yes.”

Neo pulls a sign. ‘Finally! We get to fuck a stud!’

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“Harriet! We got a message!”

“I saw! And I’m not getting sloppy seconds, Elm! We’re going to Beacon!”

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“Kali.”

“Sienna.”

They both look at their scrolls.

“I’ll disband the White Fang if you let me share.”

“Deal.” They both shook hands.

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“Sorry, Oz. But I found a new stud~.” Salem smirked.

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“…Why do I feel like I’m about to get fucked, both in a good and bad way?”

“You’re just imagining things.”

“Mr. Arc. Please head to the headmistress’s office.” Came from Ms Goodwitch’s voice announcing megaphone.

“…You were saying Nora?”

Nora shrugged.

[isanarte]

Another Silentknight Commission for DatGuy07 on X/Twitter! More on the they're-older-and-married-and-happy AU!

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[bobasisters]

the way this isn't even a joke

[swan2swan]

*STORMS BACK INTO THE ROOM*

Did RWBY really have a character named Neo go into a fantastical world where the usual rules don't apply and immediately learn how to hack it and do whatever she wanted to gain power and become unstoppable?

[cream-and-five-sugars]

Me with my 24 email addresses on my way to sign up for free Crunchyroll trials

[riku-izanami]

The follow footage is for scientific purposes only, please do not attempt to recreate.

How different faunus react to Zero Gravity:

Cat faunus- Subjests are collectively panicking

Blake: *squirmming in the air desperately try to get her footing* yang....YANG.....YANG I DON'T LIKE THIS! YANG!

Neon: *doing flips* WOAH...WOAH! WHY CAN'T I LAND!? WHAT'S GOING ON!?

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Bird faunus- Both appear heavily disoriented

Raven: *trying to land but keeps raising to the ceilling* WHAT SORCERY IS THIS!?

Qrow: * doing the same* oh god *belch* i think I'm gonna hurl....

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Dog Faunus- very calm

Retriever faunus jaune: *floating around with no thoughts*........so this is life now.....

Retriever faunus saphron: *pseudo moonwalking* yup, this is life now..

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mouse faunus- Errr....Zoomies?

Mouse Faunus Ruby: *running/ jumping around the room* FUCK IT, WE BALL!

Mouse Nora: *doing the same* FUCK IT WE BALL!

Mouse jessica: *also the same* FUCK IT WE BALL!

Mouse Neo: *also doing the same* FUXK IT WE BALL

All four: *running around* FUCK IT WE BALL!!!!!

Inpiration:

[madmanwonder]

Silent Knight Dating Perks

[obligatoryjauneblog]

Nora: *peeping on Silent Knight* Oh my God, its like he's chalking a pool cue.

[arc-misadventures]

He Does

Bleiss: That sexy blond bastard seriously thinks he can just bust a nut in me, and just make a fucking runner on me?!

Bleiss: Well, he can!

Bleiss: Cause I… I can’t feel my legs…

Neo: 😁👌

[razorblade180]

Adam:You know what’s good about you Neo?

Neo:??

Adam:You don’t ask questions when we’re watching a movie.

Neo:*squints*…..

Adam:…..

Neo: *signing* I have half a mind to choke you.

Adam:Better grab a ladder.

Neo:*jumps*

Adam:Oh gods!

[didyoutrydynamite]

Cinder: *Looking out the window* Hm. Looks like Jaune and Adam are back from their shopping trip.

Neo: *Conjures subtitle* You think they got us presents? 😃

Cinder: Adam also seems to be bleeding profusely.

Neo: I didn't hear a nooooo~!

[neopolitansworld]

Back at it again, with probably my favorite Precure Fanseries out of them all! I present to you the girlies of:

Let's Go Live Precure

Themes: Adventure, Earth, Ecology, Universe, Technology, Mystery, Vlog, Film, Life experiences and friendship.

Cure Nature / Kirika is the leader of Let's Go Live Precure (yess she's green ^_^)

Cure Astral / Claire is the purple galaxy themed cure.

Cure Hydro / Saori is the blue themed ocean cure representing everything that lives in a body of water.

Im really excited to share, draw and dwelve further into this series once I've posted all of my fancure designs which will be soon hopefully. Only 3 left to go now, Till next time!

[dantedsblog]

The Beacon Academy ballroom glimmers with soft lights as couples glide across the polished floor. Jaune, dressed in a sharp black suit, spots Neo Politan standing alone near the edge of the dance floor. Her dual-toned pink and brown hair frames her delicate features, and her dress—a flowing blend of pale pink and deep brown—shimmers in the light

Jaune: *approaching with a warm smile to Neo* Hey you actually… look good tonight.

Neo:*tilts her head slightly, her lips curling into a playful smirk. She taps her finger on her lips, gesturing that she can’t respond verbally.

Jaune: *chuckling nervously* Right. Sorry, habit. But seriously, I couldn’t just let you stand here all alone. Would you like to dance ?

Neo: *raises an eyebrow, her expression teasing, but after a moment, she extends her hand toward Jaune. He takes it, leading her to the center of the dance floor. The music shifts to a slow, tune*

Jaune: *grinning* I’ll warn you, I’m not a good dancer. You need to go easy on me.

Neo:*rolls her eyes playfully, pulling him closer as they begin to sway to the music. Despite his initial awkwardness, Jaune quickly finds a rhythm, his confidence growing with Neo’s silent encouragement.*

Jaune: You know, Neo, I’ve always found you a bit… antisocial . But tonight, there’s something different. You seem , more… open.

Neo: *Neo’s expression softens, she smirks at him her heterochromatic eyes meeting his. She places a hand lightly on his chest, as if to say, “You’re not so bad yourself.*

Jaune: *blushing slightly* I’m glad you think so. Maybe you’re not as bad as my team think plus you seem like a good person my mother told me if you think the person you meet is a good one it’s better know him better and become friends with.

Neo: *offers a rare, genuine smile before resting her head gently on his shoulder as they continue to sway, lost in the moment. For the first time that night, the room feels like it belongs to just the two of them.*