#neo politan

[wuyi1551]

Many tiny things

[bdk1902]

Jaune’s Type

“So, Fearless Leader.” Nora said to Jaune.

“Yeah, Nora?” He said, reading his book.

“What type of do girls do you like?”

“Type of girls?”

“Or men? I don’t judge. Just don’t be a bigot about it.”

“Nora, no. I’m straight.”

“Oh, okay! So which type of girls do you like?”

“Well, I’m into older women.”

“Oh like Velvet and Coco.”

“Way older.”

“Really? Why’s that?”

That’s when Jaune closed his book, and turns to his energetic teammate/friend.

“Because older women tends to be more mature, more experienced, and can handle more than just simple tasks. I love women that can be by my side both physically and emotionally. I want women, not little girls like Weiss, and Ruby.”

“I feel like you just offended both of them.”

“My point stands, Nora.”

“…You can just admit that you’re into girls that can Ara ara you.”

“I told you that in confidence!”

Unbeknownst to them, they were being recorded.

“So Jaune loves that type of women, huh?” Glynda Goodwitch heard through her Scroll, and texted her group.

“Ladies. We have a blonde cutie to seduce.”

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Winter look at the message, and smiled.

“Sorry, sister. But I’m stealing your man. He’s into older mature women anyway. Mother, pack your bags! We’re going to Beacon!”

“I saw the message! Give me 5 minutes!”

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“Sorry, Ruby. Mama’s going to ‘talk’ to your friend~.”

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“Vernal, get your weapons. We’re going to Vale.”

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“Emerald! Neo! We have a new mission!” (I imagine Emerald is in her early 20s, as well as Neo and Cinder.)

“Does it involves Jaune?”

“Yes.”

“Oh fuck yes.”

Neo pulls a sign. ‘Finally! We get to fuck a stud!’

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“Harriet! We got a message!”

“I saw! And I’m not getting sloppy seconds, Elm! We’re going to Beacon!”

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“Kali.”

“Sienna.”

They both look at their scrolls.

“I’ll disband the White Fang if you let me share.”

“Deal.” They both shook hands.

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“Sorry, Oz. But I found a new stud~.” Salem smirked.

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“…Why do I feel like I’m about to get fucked, both in a good and bad way?”

“You’re just imagining things.”

“Mr. Arc. Please head to the headmistress’s office.” Came from Ms Goodwitch’s voice announcing megaphone.

“…You were saying Nora?”

Nora shrugged.

[razorblade180]

Jaune:Ilia I need your help.

Ilia:What’s up?

Jaune:My sign language is terrible and Neo keeps trying to ask me something.

Neo:*signs*

Ilia:…*squints* Sigggghhhh “How big is your dick?”

Jaune:Oh. Small, leave me alone. *leaves*

Neo:Gah!!

Ilia:Hahahaaa! Damn, I don’t think he likes you, but I get why you like him. That shit made my day! *wipes tear* I’m telling everyone about that.

Neo:🥲

[kamen20ghost]

How I met my wife bs addition

When jaune is ask how he met his wife he’ll make an outrageous fake version of it.

Winter: She tired to kill me to get out of our arrange marriage.

Weiss: I tried a frame her for murder.

Nora: She spread a rumor i was gay.

Yang : She was cursed to live as a chicken And my kiss turned her human

Neo: She was a villain I fell in love and switched to the other side.

Pyrrha: She hit me with a rock I lost my memories And thought she was my wife

Blake: I’m a demon and she was the saintess sent to kill me

Ruby: she accused me of killing her in her past life.

[isanarte]

Another Silentknight Commission for DatGuy07 on X/Twitter! More on the they're-older-and-married-and-happy AU!

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[bobasisters]

the way this isn't even a joke

[rwby-encrusted-blog]

Silent Knight Prompt: How much does Neo wear Jaune's hoodie?

Jaune: Hey Neo, have you seen-

Neo: *Wearing Jaune's hoodie, leaning seductively in a doorway*

Jaune: ... You have nothing on under that, do you?

Neo: *Shrugs, strides to the bedroom while sashaying her hips*

Jaune: ... Good thing I didn't have anything going on today.

[swan2swan]

*STORMS BACK INTO THE ROOM*

Did RWBY really have a character named Neo go into a fantastical world where the usual rules don't apply and immediately learn how to hack it and do whatever she wanted to gain power and become unstoppable?

[riku-izanami]

The follow footage is for scientific purposes only, please do not attempt to recreate.

How different faunus react to Zero Gravity:

Cat faunus- Subjests are collectively panicking

Blake: *squirmming in the air desperately try to get her footing* yang....YANG.....YANG I DON'T LIKE THIS! YANG!

Neon: *doing flips* WOAH...WOAH! WHY CAN'T I LAND!? WHAT'S GOING ON!?

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Bird faunus- Both appear heavily disoriented

Raven: *trying to land but keeps raising to the ceilling* WHAT SORCERY IS THIS!?

Qrow: * doing the same* oh god *belch* i think I'm gonna hurl....

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Dog Faunus- very calm

Retriever faunus jaune: *floating around with no thoughts*........so this is life now.....

Retriever faunus saphron: *pseudo moonwalking* yup, this is life now..

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mouse faunus- Errr....Zoomies?

Mouse Faunus Ruby: *running/ jumping around the room* FUCK IT, WE BALL!

Mouse Nora: *doing the same* FUCK IT WE BALL!

Mouse jessica: *also the same* FUCK IT WE BALL!

Mouse Neo: *also doing the same* FUXK IT WE BALL

All four: *running around* FUCK IT WE BALL!!!!!

Inpiration:

[madmanwonder]

Silent Knight Dating Perks

[didyoutrydynamite]

Cinder: *Looking out the window* Hm. Looks like Jaune and Adam are back from their shopping trip.

Neo: *Conjures subtitle* You think they got us presents? 😃

Cinder: Adam also seems to be bleeding profusely.

Neo: I didn't hear a nooooo~!

[obligatoryjauneblog]

Nora: *peeping on Silent Knight* Oh my God, its like he's chalking a pool cue.

[dopesunbear]

Did this awhile ago and never posted it

[razorblade180]

Adam:Zzzzz

Neo:*grabs marker*

Emerald:I wouldn’t.

Neo:*leans close*

Adam:*pulls her down* Zzzz

Neo:Agh!

Emerald:Yeah I’ve seen Mercury throw a shoe at him and it sliced in two.

Mercury:I’m still fucking pissed.

Emerald:At least he can tell the difference between an object and a person.

Neo:*struggling*

Adam:Zzzz

Neo:….

Mercury:Heh, how adorable. He’s gonna hate this. *pulls out scroll*

Scroll gets cut in half

Mercury:HOW!!?

[dantedsblog]

Jaune Arc (as Chris Redfield) and Neo Politan (as Jill Valentine)

[arc-misadventures]

He Does

Bleiss: That sexy blond bastard seriously thinks he can just bust a nut in me, and just make a fucking runner on me?!

Bleiss: Well, he can!

Bleiss: Cause I… I can’t feel my legs…

Neo: 😁👌