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Jaune’s Type
“So, Fearless Leader.” Nora said to Jaune.
“Yeah, Nora?” He said, reading his book.
“What type of do girls do you like?”
“Type of girls?”
“Or men? I don’t judge. Just don’t be a bigot about it.”
“Nora, no. I’m straight.”
“Oh, okay! So which type of girls do you like?”
“Well, I’m into older women.”
“Oh like Velvet and Coco.”
“Way older.”
“Really? Why’s that?”
That’s when Jaune closed his book, and turns to his energetic teammate/friend.
“Because older women tends to be more mature, more experienced, and can handle more than just simple tasks. I love women that can be by my side both physically and emotionally. I want women, not little girls like Weiss, and Ruby.”
“I feel like you just offended both of them.”
“My point stands, Nora.”
“…You can just admit that you’re into girls that can Ara ara you.”
“I told you that in confidence!”
Unbeknownst to them, they were being recorded.
“So Jaune loves that type of women, huh?” Glynda Goodwitch heard through her Scroll, and texted her group.
“Ladies. We have a blonde cutie to seduce.”
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Winter look at the message, and smiled.
“Sorry, sister. But I’m stealing your man. He’s into older mature women anyway. Mother, pack your bags! We’re going to Beacon!”
“I saw the message! Give me 5 minutes!”
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“Sorry, Ruby. Mama’s going to ‘talk’ to your friend~.”
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“Vernal, get your weapons. We’re going to Vale.”
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“Emerald! Neo! We have a new mission!” (I imagine Emerald is in her early 20s, as well as Neo and Cinder.)
“Does it involves Jaune?”
“Yes.”
“Oh fuck yes.”
Neo pulls a sign. ‘Finally! We get to fuck a stud!’
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“Harriet! We got a message!”
“I saw! And I’m not getting sloppy seconds, Elm! We’re going to Beacon!”
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“Kali.”
“Sienna.”
They both look at their scrolls.
“I’ll disband the White Fang if you let me share.”
“Deal.” They both shook hands.
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“Sorry, Oz. But I found a new stud~.” Salem smirked.
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“…Why do I feel like I’m about to get fucked, both in a good and bad way?”
“You’re just imagining things.”
“Mr. Arc. Please head to the headmistress’s office.” Came from Ms Goodwitch’s voice announcing megaphone.
“…You were saying Nora?”
Nora shrugged.
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Neo politan really said “Death isn’t enough. The very concept of you has to fucking go.” And that’s the most hateful thing any villain has ever said in this show. I respect it.
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Another Silentknight Commission for DatGuy07 on X/Twitter! More on the they're-older-and-married-and-happy AU!
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#silentknight#jaune arc#neo politan#neo x jaune#rwby#rwby fanart#isa's art#my art#isa's commissions#commissions#art commissions#rwby v9
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the way this isn't even a joke
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*STORMS BACK INTO THE ROOM*
Did RWBY really have a character named Neo go into a fantastical world where the usual rules don't apply and immediately learn how to hack it and do whatever she wanted to gain power and become unstoppable?
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Me with my 24 email addresses on my way to sign up for free Crunchyroll trials
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The follow footage is for scientific purposes only, please do not attempt to recreate.
How different faunus react to Zero Gravity:
Cat faunus- Subjests are collectively panicking
Blake: *squirmming in the air desperately try to get her footing* yang....YANG.....YANG I DON'T LIKE THIS! YANG!
Neon: *doing flips* WOAH...WOAH! WHY CAN'T I LAND!? WHAT'S GOING ON!?
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Bird faunus- Both appear heavily disoriented
Raven: *trying to land but keeps raising to the ceilling* WHAT SORCERY IS THIS!?
Qrow: * doing the same* oh god *belch* i think I'm gonna hurl....
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Dog Faunus- very calm
Retriever faunus jaune: *floating around with no thoughts*........so this is life now.....
Retriever faunus saphron: *pseudo moonwalking* yup, this is life now..
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mouse faunus- Errr....Zoomies?
Mouse Faunus Ruby: *running/ jumping around the room* FUCK IT, WE BALL!
Mouse Nora: *doing the same* FUCK IT WE BALL!
Mouse jessica: *also the same* FUCK IT WE BALL!
Mouse Neo: *also doing the same* FUXK IT WE BALL
All four: *running around* FUCK IT WE BALL!!!!!
Inpiration:
#rwby#jaune arc#blake belladonna#nora valkyrie#ruby rose#neon katt#qrow branwen#raven branwen#saphron cotta arc#neo politan#jessica cruz
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Silent Knight Dating Perks
#my post#rwby#rwby shitpost#rwby neo#neopolitan#neo politan#jaune arc#rwby silent knight#silent knight#shipping post#shipping shitpost
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Cinder: *Looking out the window* Hm. Looks like Jaune and Adam are back from their shopping trip.
Neo: *Conjures subtitle* You think they got us presents? 😃
Cinder: Adam also seems to be bleeding profusely.
Neo: I didn't hear a nooooo~!
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Nora: *peeping on Silent Knight* Oh my God, its like he's chalking a pool cue.
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Jaune Arc (as Chris Redfield) and Neo Politan (as Jill Valentine)
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He Does
Bleiss: That sexy blond bastard seriously thinks he can just bust a nut in me, and just make a fucking runner on me?!
Bleiss: Well, he can!
Bleiss: Cause I… I can’t feel my legs…
Neo: 😁👌
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Jaune:Ilia I need your help.
Ilia:What’s up?
Jaune:My sign language is terrible and Neo keeps trying to ask me something.
Neo:*signs*
Ilia:…*squints* Sigggghhhh “How big is your dick?”
Jaune:Oh. Small, leave me alone. *leaves*
Neo:Gah!!
Ilia:Hahahaaa! Damn, I don’t think he likes you, but I get why you like him. That shit made my day! *wipes tear* I’m telling everyone about that.
Neo:🥲
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Back at it again, with probably my favorite Precure Fanseries out of them all! I present to you the girlies of:
Let's Go Live Precure
Themes: Adventure, Earth, Ecology, Universe, Technology, Mystery, Vlog, Film, Life experiences and friendship.
Cure Nature / Kirika is the leader of Let's Go Live Precure (yess she's green ^_^)
Cure Astral / Claire is the purple galaxy themed cure.
Cure Hydro / Saori is the blue themed ocean cure representing everything that lives in a body of water.
Im really excited to share, draw and dwelve further into this series once I've posted all of my fancure designs which will be soon hopefully. Only 3 left to go now, Till next time!
#precure oc#precure fanseries#pretty cure#fancure#magical girls#digital art#art#precure#neo#neo politan#Let's go Live Precure#green cures
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Jaune: Can I try rizzing you up?
@his ships: *giggles* Sure
Jaune: *on his knees* please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please-
#rwby#jaune arc#ruby rose#yang xiao long#weiss schnee#blake belladonna#penny polendina#neo politan#nora valkryie#pyrrha nikos#cinder fall#lancaster#dragonslayer#knightshade#whiteknight#knightfall#silent knight#too many ships to list#source: internet
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Oscar: Someone got kicked out of the aquarium for fighting the fish!
Emerald: *Soaked in water* Maybe the Fish were being dick!
Octopus will sometimes punch fish for seemingly no reason.
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Ciel: Good morning Penny. *Kisses*
Penny: Good morning Ciel!
Ciel: Good morning Jaune. *Kisses*
Jaune: 'morning Honey!
Ciel: And a good morning to you, Weiss. *Kisses*
Weiss: Good Morning dear, I made Coffee just how you like it.
Ciel: *Smiling* Thank you Weiss~
Harbor seals are thought to engage in polygamous mating habits and rituals.
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Jaune: FUCK MY LIVER-
Orcas will hunt sharks specifically for their livers and leave the rest
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Yang: *Punches Jaune in the nose*
Jaune: *Tanks it*
Yang: *Punches Jaune in the side*
Jaune: *Doubles over*
Punching a shark in the nose is not nearly as effective as punching it in the eyes or gills
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Neo: *Preparing food at 4 A.M, using groceries she stole from someone*
Lionfish are skilled hunters, certain species preferring to hunt in the morning.
#rwby#jaune arc#weiss schnee#penny polendina#oscar pine#neo#neo politan#neopolitan#emerald sustrai#ciel soleil#shark!faunus jaune#Lionfish!Faunus neo#seal!faunus ciel#Octopus!faunus emerald#emerald city siblings#rwby digital clock#digital clock#arc en ciel#rwby arc en ciel#blue ice#rwby blue ice#rwby au
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