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Apparently at my new job, the only way to be successful is to work 9-7 mon-sat regardless of how you are scheduled.
I’m gonna burnout and die before anything else happens.
Fuck work life balance I guess?
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the weird vitriol towards furries will never stop confusing me. why are we treating an entire subculture of thousands of people, many of which are children and teenagers, as inherently perverse? why do we give a shit if some people like colourful cartoon animals, and some of those people happen to be kinda horny about it? why do we care what consenting adults do with their free time?
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Ants are a form of thing, known for travelling in cliques. They are small in size, unknown in color, and bashful in temperament. Every ant has two appendages they use to hurt other beings, and four appendages for other activities. Scientists have discovered many types of ants; gay, Protestant, electric, and chill. Their wealth is considered low.
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All I need is for someone to gently cup my face and tell me I'm not as doomed as I feel.
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Sometimes I draw comics where the characters are just nice to each other.
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Caught one of my favorite wet beasts. The long nose gar.
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TIL that Billy Crystal’s character, Miracle Max, in the Princess Bride was so funny that it nearly stopped the production of the movie. One actor bruised a rib from clenching to try not to laugh.
via reddit.com
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people say folks with adhd struggle with "delayed rewards" aka long term goals and as such we tend to focus more on short term rewards. what they don't talk about is that at when we Do accomplish long term goals we don't actually feel anything proportionate to the amount of work we did to achieve it. In my head I suffered for a while and then money spontaneously appeared in my bank account.
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Sending this anon bc these dice would just be an immediate doxx lmao, but I've got a set of "weird" dice that a native nonprofit put together to teach some vocabulary words in 3 native Alaskan languages. If you look up Denakkanaaga Language Dice it'll pop up the dice/game; I thought it would be neat to mention these for Weird Dice Wednesday. Especially for the folks who are into language conversation/uncommon languages.
oh that's very neat!
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imperative for you to understand that i deserve a little treat
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the fact that walls get dusty is ridiculous. you're vertical. act like it.
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gotham is exactly the right amounts of wet and socioeconomically unstable to have spawned an INSANE grunge scene you just know their local shit is like the sonic equivalent of getting hit over the head with a car battery
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