#married life au

[matcha-milkies]

I've been sitting here watching everyone else's AU Fords and wanting to contribute my own, not quite knowing what to do, and then I realized I had already been writing one for months now? So, for the fun of it, I drew him. I would like to formally introduce Married Life Ford. He hates it here.

Might mess around and design his groom attire at a later date.

I also figure this is a way for me to disclose tidbits here and there that I haven't yet had the opportunity to work into the main story on AO3. Please mind the tags, as the fic is very dark and will only get darker.

Disclaimer: I write abuse-focused stories and black comedy as a way of processing the emotional abuse and toxic relationships that I have experienced in my own life. It's okay if it makes you uncomfortable, but please respect my right to work through my own issues however I please. Anyone who finds this kind of content upsetting can block me. I have zero interest in debating this with anyone.

[linkman447]

Married life (velvet)

Velvet: *humming a tune while being a loving house wife* all done with dinner

Her ears perk up

Velvet: oh my big strong husband is here

The door opens the reveal jaune arc velvets newlywed husband

Jaune: honey bunny I’m home

Velvet: jauney your home

She practically pounced on him

Jaune: vel ~mmm~ we need ~mm~ to stop

Velvet l: mwa no mwa never mwa I missed you

Jaune: but what about our friends

Velvet: about them

Flash back

Pyrrha: well if it isn’t the slut bunny

Ruby: yeah what Pyrrha said

Blake: I agree

Yang: yeah even the cat agrees

Blake: shut up Yang

Velvet: you think you little girl could handle my mmmm~ strong mmmm~ manly mmmm~ jaune

Pyrrha: he’s mine

She jumps at her only to be expertly slammed by a kung fu bunny

Velvet: oh I love how, with my husband semblance my muscle memory is so much better

Blake: in bed to

Velvet just blushes with a blissful look on her face

Ruby: well the point is moot because we are just the distraction

Velvet: what

Yang: yeah coco is already on her way to kidnap jaune

Weiss: hopefully she won’t kill him, you know because of that whole “he still my bun bun”

They all cringe at the memory of coco making an ass of herself

Velvet: oh she was your distraction I’ve already handled her

Rwbyp: how ????

Elsewhere

Coco surrounded by torn clothing: NOOOOOOOO

Back with group

Velvet: oh I know my former team leader and partner well but Alas I’m retired. The house wife life for this hit sexy soon to be milf bunny, now ta ta for now

She starts to skip away not before turning around

Velvet: oh by the way I told my new mother In law you all where preventing me from giving her grandchildren

Rwbyp: ???

Crash

Mama Arc: WHO IS STOPING MY GRANDBABBY ARMY

Rwbyp: *gulp*

Velvet: them mama

Mama Arc: RRRRRAAAAAAAA

End flash back

Velvet: they got called on a last minute mission

Jaune: Wait even ren and Nora?

Velvet: no they are too busy taking care of little Thor (so glad I didn’t have to take care of them mama arc wouldn’t hurt her adopted daughter)

Jaune: oh so I guess we have the house to ourselves

Velvet: yes now come with me I have a nice meal for you. A mama Arc recipe

Jaune: oh boy which one

Velvet: she calls it pregnancy prep

Jaune: oh no

Velvet: oh yes!!!!!!

[seokteoksworld]

jungkook is so funny when he’s jealous PLS 💀cannot imagine how he would react in real life LOL

“Weeks after you recieved flowers by one of your younger classmates for helping him pass his tests, your cute husband Jungkook still thinks that he is in a competition for your attention and shows everyone why he will always be the coolest husband ever. Note: He doesn’t have competition, so all his showing off is adorably unnecessary.”

Pairing: CEO!Jungkook x f.Reader 

Genre: married life!AU, Slice of Life, Fluff, College!AU 

Warnings: Kook and OC are the same age but because of her past life she couldn’t go to college till her early thirties, if anyone was wondering why she is in college lmao, Jungkook shows off in his sports car and expensive clothes because he is a jealous bean <3, lmao he is so cute istfg protect this pookie, she thinks that he is so annoying (fondly), he is a pouty boy, he also makes a lil suggestive joke, and they have such a deep and honest conversation with each other, they’re so in love!

Wordcount: 3.4k

a/n: this is a follow up to this drabble istfg i love him fjasjdf protect this lil nugget 😔💜 *whispers* the kook in the header ruins me, i lowkey miss this hairstyle of his’, it made me go brbbrbrb

It was a rather productive day at the library today. There is a big exam coming up and you spend most of your afternoons studying at college. You and your college friends managed to get a good portion of the required material written down in neat notes. 

You are currently leaving the building, chatting with each other about what to do tomorrow. 

“I think we should start with the third chapter”, Jihyo says. She was a few years younger than you and currently had pink hair. 

All of them were younger than you. Some were fresh out of high school while others just passed the notorious twenty mark. And although they were younger than you, it doesn’t feel peculiar to hang out with them. On the contrary, you really enjoy having college friends. It sounds so exciting to you. “I have college friends!” The first time you could say that sentence to someone, you almost squealed in happiness. It feels as if you are finally catching up with years and years of lost opportunities.

“I also think that’s a good idea”, you agree, “chapter three is way too long, we gotta start on it soon.”

“Yeah, agreed”, Chaeyoung, another college friend who just finished high school, says.

“I think that we will manage really well. Especially you”, Mark says, looking at Chaeyoung with dreamy eyes. He is totally crushing on her, but way too shy to act on his feelings.

“Oh?” Chaeyoung blushes, “thank you.”

Even if it is so obvious that she reciprocates his feelings. Oh truly, young must one be.

You and your little group of friends have reached the main park by now. Behind you, the college buildings cover most of the skyline while in front of you, the walkways to the dormitories were busy with students. Jihyo and Chaeyoung live in them. They share a room and always complain about their annoying downstairs neighbour.

“Hey unnie, do you want to come with us to Bang Bang?” Chaeyoung asks you. 

“I would love to, but my husband’s coming to pick me up today”, you dismiss her. 

They look at you for a moment. You know that they still find it rather peculiar to hear you talk about being married. Perhaps that is truly the only indicator of your age difference. While they barely even think about commitment or marriage, you are very proud of being married. It is adorable, you’ll give them a few more years and then they will think the same as you. Or maybe they won’t, that is totally acceptable too. Not everyone wants to get married.

“Waah unnie, you’re so old”, Chaeyoung teases you. 

You chuckle, shaking your head.

Keep reading

[bluegiragi]

generous.

early access + nsfw on patreon monster!AU masterpost

[quesocheeso]

Both Macaque and Xiaotian (MK) live in FFM full time unless there’s a special event happening in the celestial realm that requires the royal family being there.

since FFM is a laid back type of kingdom, both Macaque and Xiaotian wear normal clothes, nothing fancy especially not the type of outfits they wear back in the celestial realm

Bonus:

Wukong misses his husband and child L

[izze-art]

med school may be difficult but at least katara has a philosophy ta to rant about the healthcare system to (bonus part is that he’s madly in love with her)

[sleepyconfusedpotato]

🤵GhostJade Wedding WIP! 👰

Y'all been waiting long for this 👀 Sorry for the long wait and hiatus, it's college and life beating me down.

I was watching Say Yes To The Dress on my YouTube recommended and oh my GOD my heart leaped outta my chest. I NEED to draw GhostJade's marriage right NOW ✍️✍️ (Not me squealing while drawing their rings lmao)

Anyway yeah! I'm gonna finish this sooner or later. Might write a fic on it 👁️👄👁️ Hope you like it!

man, Ghost and his mask. ck ck ck.

Pose and dress inspo 👇

Dress is of course gonna be floral, I wanted to take the right one's design, but the the left's color. Because red is usually a no no on a wedding. Jade's deffo going to rock that blue color!

And here's the pose inspo by models for VMAN magazine, issue #21

[tha-star]

I love the headcanons where Wednesday is horrified at random moments with Enid when she realize that she is acting like her father or mother.

As a very devoted wife, when she and Enid are going out to dinner, and Enid is gorgeous in a long pink dress going down the stairs. Wednesday can't help but want to kiss her hand, as she does, and when she starts to move up Enid's arm, she stops and realizes what she is doing.

She is not proud, but does not regret it, since Enid is blushing and laughing with each kiss on her arm, she feels ticklish. Wednesday can't resist and starts kissing her all over again.

[acrosstheujiverse]

Through the Years

【📂】 summary: it’s you and your husband's silver wedding anniversary. it's been 25 years since you've married kim mingyu and you’re filled with nostalgia as you reminisce back on how life has been in your sleep. 【🖇️】 pairing: husband!mingyu x wife!reader. 【💿】 genre: nostalgia and heartwarming. 【🧺】 tags: established relationship; memories; pregnancy; mentions of religion; one mention of "cheater"; married life.  【📦】 word count: 2.5k+

📬 — author’s note！this is inspired by a real story.

thank you for the overwhelmingly positive response to my headcannon post, dynamics of an introverted couple !! (check it out if you haven't).

i dedicate this to those who are raising children—we appreciate you. some of us (children) may be too afraid/shy/embarrassed to say this… but i’ll say it on behalf of them. from the bottom of my heart, thank you for all your effort, support, love, and sacrifices.

*i’ve included some easter eggs! ^^

(it was my birthday 2 days ago so i was motivated to give you a gift in the form of this story hehe~ happy reading! ٩( ᐛ )و*)

p.s. please pardon any grammatical error.

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after spending the evening at a restaurant downtown, you and your husband, mingyu, walk hand-in-hand into your dimly lit house.

“huh… i guess the kids must be in their rooms right now.” you said to your husband.

all of a sudden you both hear muffled sounds in your guys’ living room.

you and mingyu exchanged knowing looks at each other. “let’s not make them wait any longer, hon. let’s go.” mingyu whispered to you.

chuckling quietly, you nodded in agreement. “let’s go, my dear lord mingyu.”

he cheekily smiled, “right after you, lady (y/n).”

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“shhh! be quiet--i hear them!”

“hurry up, aji!”

“okay... in 3-2-1—!”

“SURPRISE!!!”

both you and mingyu feigned shock and surprise.

your three kids stood in the middle of the living room beaming with joy, feeling satisfied with their surprise celebration. ,. one was holding a cake, another was holding a handmade banner, with ‘you’re the best mom and dad ever!’ written on it, and the other one setting off a confetti wand.

“HAPPY 25TH WEDDING ANNIVERSARY MOM AND DAD!!!”

you cooed at the sweet gesture from your kids.

“aww! thank you, my babies. your dad and i appreciate your efforts.”

mingyu initiated a family group hug. “thank you kids.”

giggling, all three of your kids said in unison, “you’re welcome mom and dad!” 

you gave mingyu a side hug after everyone dispersed themselves. the two of you held a warm gaze into each other’s eyes. a sweet and loving smile never leaving both of your faces.

“happy anniversary again, love~”

“happy anniversary again, hon~”

you exchanged kisses.

both of you chuckled at the déjà vu of it all.

but you and mingyu don’t mind celebrating your wedding anniversary again because this time it’s with your whole family.

it was, indeed, a mirthful celebration. 

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“goodnight, gyu.”

“goodnight, (y/n).”

as you lay in your shared bedroom, you begin to reminisce about the beginnings of you and mingyu’s relationship. you softly smiled as you slowly slipped into your dreams.

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“mom… (y/n) and i are going to be parents. (y/n)’s pregnant.”

you were both not ready to be parents. you were 23 and mingyu was 20.

you were in your last year of college, while he was in his second year.

you both were filled with limitless opportunities, but in the eyes of both your parents... it was a different story.

“KIM. MINGYU. HOW COULD YOU DO THIS??!”

mingyu’s mother was a religious woman, a devout believer of god, and an avid churchgoer.

born and raised in the countryside where everyone knew each other, both you and mingyu knew that you were going to be the talk of the town for… a while. 

(with hindsight, it was only years later that you realized how your mother-in-law took the brunt of most of the gossip.)

although mingyu’s mother was strongly opposed to the pregnancy at first, she knew she could do nothing to change the fact that you were pregnant. you were relieved that she wasn’t like those cruel stepmothers portrayed in disney movies—definitely, not. she eventually warmed up to the situation at hand and guided the both of you during your pregnancy.

you and mingyu were set to be married a month before your first child's due date. yes, it was an outdated belief that both your families held back in the day, but it was what was considered acceptable at that time. you married early because of the pregnancy, but you had already decided long before you got pregnant that he was the one. mingyu was the one that's meant to be standing beside you at the altar and the one that you were going to grow old with.

the moment that truly changed mingyu’s mother’s heart was when aji was born. the moment she first laid eyes on your first born baby girl, her eyes were filled with love. 

(she later told you that it was as if she was a first-time mother again.)

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to say that raising a child was hard would be a huge understatement.

you were blessed with three children.

the first born, aji, was the hardest to take care of because you both didn’t know what you were supposed to do. (both of your parents were there to guide you for the most part, but the rest of the work had to come from you and mingyu.) with aji, the both of you were overly protective.

the second child, chi, was less hard to take care of because now both of you had experience but it wasn’t easy. learning from all the mistakes and lessons from your first child, you and mingyu applied all the knowledge you had with chi, and for the most part all of your tactics worked. chi was a very sickly baby when she was born, and so you and your husband worked tirelessly to provide all the necessary medication that your baby needed. with chi, the both of you were protective. 

the youngest, bo, was easier to take care of because you both learned valuable things from the last two. however… the skills and tricks you had learned from raising aji and chi wasn’t really working well with bo because… he was the only boy. so it was like being back to square one again. with bo, the both of you learned to be a little bit carefree.

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your husband was a man of many admirable qualities.

kim mingyu had a strong work ethic.

in the beginning of your guys’ marriage, he would work odd jobs, anything that would pay him. anything that would sustain your growing family.

when you were pregnant with your youngest, it was an unexpected pregnancy (it was déjà vu). you noticed the signs of pregnancy early and confirmed it with a test kit. 

mingyu had a plan, you were skeptical at first but you eventually caved in. he would apply to work abroad and get a permanent residency. the work and money in your guys’ small town did not pay enough for a family of five, so mingyu looked for work outside of your country since they pay much more.

fortunately, he was there when you gave birth to bo and when he took his first steps. 

it was only when bo was about two years old that mingyu left to go abroad.

you had worked on a video call schedule with him so that you and the children would have communication with him. he’d send a few pictures and videos of his life abroad… but it didn’t fill the feeling of longingness for him in your heart. you missed him so much.

raising all three of your children without your husband by your side took a toll on your mental and physical wellbeing. the first year without mingyu was the hardest for you, but you eventually got back on your feet thanks to the support you had from your friends, and his and your family. you knew you had to be strong not only for your husband and children, but also for yourself.

and you maintained your unwavering commitment to being a great mother to your children in the five years that mingyu was gone.

it was only until bo was seven years old that he met his father again. aji was about 15, and chi was 9 years old.

his five years abroad was the longest you two have ever been apart, but it proved to be an incredible testament to the lengths you both would endure just to provide your children with a comfortable life. a life that used to only exist in the movies and dramas that you two would watch before but has now been made possible because of the hard work and sacrifices you and mingyu made.

*

kim mingyu was chivalrous.

it was the simplest gesture of his that you would take notice of: he would hold open doors for you and your children. it was an automatic response from him–you didn’t need to ask him to–he just simply did it. as a father, his gentlemanly actions set the standards and expectations of your children. they especially influence the actions of your youngest son, bo. 

mingyu was someone that’s attentive to the needs of others. an altruistic person.

he’d say to your children, “if you can help, then help.”

your husband isn’t an overly kind person. he knows his boundaries… sometimes. in your viewpoint, at times, he gets a bit into helping others to the point that he fails to recognize that they were only using him for their own selfish reasons. you were his voice of reason and helped him put a limit to his kindness.

*

kim mingyu was a homemaker.

from cooking, driving the kids, vacuuming, mopping, cleaning dishes, folding clothes, mowing, cutting and dyeing the kids’ hair (and your hair)—mingyu was an absolute all rounder around the house. but it’s not like you don’t do your fair share of house chores–you do. the two of you alternate chores every week. it’s a routinized system that the two of you made. 

*

your relationship with your husband isn’t at all perfect, but you know you’re both going to get through it together. in times where you don’t see eye to eye, or say things in the heat of the moment… both of you will silently apologize through actions. 

it’s not like you both can’t verbally apologize to one another… it’s just that the both of you are not used to expressing your emotions. you two didn’t grow up in an environment where emotions were talked about.

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once, mingyu shared a personal story with you.

it was about his father.

he shared how he was distant with his father. mingyu, as a child, hated the way his father would always leave and make his mother cry. his mother always hid away in the bathroom or their "shared" bedroom to shed her tears, away from mingyu, but he heard them. he heard her painful cries every single night. there was never a day where his mother didn't cry herself to sleep.

his father was someone who couldn’t keep his zipper up—a cheater.

his father was what made kim mingyu the man that he is now.

he hated his father. he didn't want to be like him when he grew up. so he made a silent promise to himself that he would never treat the woman that he loved and married like how his father did to his mother.

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the past 25 years of your married life and family life had its ups and downs, of course no relationships are ever picture-perfect, but you try to embrace each other's shortcomings.

after 25 years of being married, you can proudly say that 23 year old you and 20 year old mingyu would be glad to see 48 year old you and 45 year old mingyu still standing strong together. that no matter what life has thrown your way, you've both gotten through those battles  and came out victorious at the end. (some battles may have taken some time to resolve but you both remained by each other's side.)

you and mingyu may not see eye to eye on some things, but you always try to make things work. you try to make compromises with each other. 

your marriage may have started because of unexpected circumstances... but it has led you both to an unpredictably beautiful future.

a future with your three children. a future with you and him. a future with a loving family that you both only wished of when you were younger.

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tears continuously pour down your face as you remember your trip down memory lane last night. you try to quietly wipe your tears and lower your weeping but your repeated attempts at silencing yourself only stirs your husband awake.

he's shifting his body beside you to try and face you. "hon..? are you—"

but before mingyu could see your tear stained face, you quickly buried your face into his bare chest.

"woah. (y/n)—honey—are you okay?" he slightly chuckled in his morning voice.

"m jst gld yr he," your muffled voice softly answered.

"what? i didn't understand what you said. could you repeat it while looking at me... please?"

he knew just how to get you to open up to him.

darn you, kim mingyu!

you gave in to his request.

“i’m just glad you’re here…”

you looked up at him and when you met each other’s eyes, his slowly started going wide with worry. "aww, (y/n)... did you have a bad dream?" he gently brushed your tear stained eyes and cheeks.

you shook your head. "no... it was actually the opposite."

giving him a small smile, you rest your head against his warm toned chest as you begin to share the contents of your dreams.

“i dreamt about us last night. how everything started to how everything is now. it opened my mind to how much we’ve been through all these years. it made me feel more grateful to have you as my life partner and husband.”

tears started to welled up in mingyu’s eyes. his heart overflowing with even more love for you.

"thank you for fighting for us, love. thank you for fighting for me–for fighting for our family. i know many were opposed to us because of the sanctity of our marriage but we proved them wrong by staying true to our vows. i’m so thankful that i have the best husband, partner, and father (to our children)–it’s more than i could ever ask for. i love you.”

with that, mingyu embraced you ever so delicately with his muscular arms, it was as if a gentle giant holding a porcelain vase, afraid you were going to break if he applied too much pressure.

“all the promises that i’ve made to you, on our wedding day and after we were married, will never be in vain (y/n)... i can assure you that. we’ve already been through so much together; we’ve witnessed each other's worst pains and great joys. we work great as a team and i wouldn’t want to experience the rest of my life without you. i want to keep making more great memories with you. i want us to keep being by each other's side. thank you for loving me, even though i’m not perfect.”

“i’m not perfect either gyu. we both are imperfect—but it’s that imperfection of ours that i love so much. we’re not perfect but we are perfectly imperfect for each other to love. we complement each other’s weaknesses with our strengths.”

his hold on you tightened slightly, as if he was afraid you would suddenly disappear. you couldn’t see it, but a single tear rolled down mingyu’s cheek. he wore a bittersweet smile on his face. 

your sentimental words have your husband feeling bashful and so warm inside.

feeling that his throat was closing up soon, he could only muster up the courage to utter one last endearment to you. 

“i love you (y/n)… more than you could ever know… thank you for loving this imperfect me.”

- fin.

[flx-res]

Years later I noticed that in the episode where Star and Tom are super lovey-dovey on the lava lake beach and star's wearing a lovely sailor outfit (goshshelooksverybeautifulthere) there's also a demon lady in the background reading a romantic book about a blondie girl and a hot demon and I couldn't help laughing 😆 like those are nice details 🤭😂❤️🔥 then I zoomed in on the book as much as I could to see the title and when I read "Fiery Passion" I laughed a lot again 😂😂😂🔥❤️ I love the person who made this, I'd definitely read that story ☺️🤭💗

[lotus-pear]

i think you guys are onto smth..

i unironically got invested in this HELP

[matcha-milkies]

Triangles with Hats, I'm pretty sure that's what it was called

[linkman447]

Married life (eve)

Sitting on his beach chair jaune arc in his swimming suit relaxed in the sun

Jaune: ahhh this is the life nice relaxing island home and a beautiful wife who should be back soon

Bullhead sounds

Jaune: and that’s her now

He gets up to greet his sexy Faunus wife

Eve: jauney~

She rushes out and kisses her husband

Jaune: mmmmm your feisty today

Eve: you bet now why don’t you give this heifer her tender love and care

Jaune: honey won’t our friends be arriving soon

Eve: oh but baby I have news on that

Flashback

Blake: EVE GIVE ME BACK MY BLOND HIMBO

Eve: he was never yours

Pyrrha: YES BECAUSE HE WAS MINE

She was backed up by both Yang and velvet

Eve: wrong again but enough talk

One fight later

Eve: hmm maybe you need to train more

Pyrrha: how

Eve: oh just my wonderful sexy husbands semblance boosts me and good (she hefts her enormous breasts) sexy like.

Blake with a bloody nose: hot

Eve: on what to do with you all

Flashback ends

Eve: their here

She points to 4 girls all dressed in cow print bikinis

Yang posing while pushing her breasts up: moo master

Blake showing off her glorious ass: moo nyaster

Velvet in her bikini with a bunny tail: m-moo m-master

Pyrrha showing off her thicc thighs: moo my handsome master

Jaune blushed hard: Eve what is this

Eve: well baby I thought it was getting rather lonely here so I brought us some pets

All 5 for them gathered around him

Eve: and now it’s time to play

They swarmed him

Jaune: aura don’t fail me

9 months later they ended up building a larger mansion on their island because this Arc did what Arcs do best

BREED

[pastelpaperplanes]

KOBD for the soul

[hisbucky]

*At the school drop off* Buck: Have a great day, buddy! See you at home later, alright? Then we'll go to the exhibit today like we planned right after. Eddie, arm around Buck's waist, practically cuddling in public: Yeah, Buck here's been real excited about spending our day off together today, so don't hang out too late with your friends, alright? Chris, the only one aware of all the staring from the other parents and his friends: You both are embarrassing. Embarrassing! Stop doing this when you drop me off together!

[clownsuu]

Wally talks to his dad about his love life

Home I feel is a really good listener (maybe a little too good since he eavesdrops a lot on accident- very observant of his surroundings)

cw minor obsessive/possessive behavior on first photo under cut

I remember I freaked out years ago when I found out some bugs, specially some spiders, have lil beaned peets