#married life au

[icantbotherwithusernames]

@matcha-milkies thought he was being slick by saying the reference image was for the outfit only. well i can't be tricked, i know a stealing opportunity composition when i see one! ahem. anyway. Married Life fanart in the year of our lord 2025

original image + bonus under the cut cuz i worked WAY too hard on the book cover to have it be so low quality

[matcha-milkies]

CONTENT WARNING: Body Horror, Toxic & Abusive Billford

MY "MARRIED LIFE" FIC HAS A FAN ANIMATION NOW?!!!!

PLEASE GO WATCH IT IT'S SO SO SO SO GOOD

(fic link below the cut)

Also: The Tumblr-Posted Version That I Still Need to Update

[domesticatedford]

It’s finally ready! The Domesticated Ford collab!! This was so much fun to do, it turned out so amazing!!! 💖

Message to join the Discord if you’d like to be part of the next collab! ✨

A big thank you to everyone who participated!!

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[yellowmoonart]

Now in color: Ford's totally not forced wedding day.

@matcha-milkies this is for you and your incredible Married Life fic.....again.

[corvus-creations]

Happy Valentine's Day! This Ford is from Married Life by @matcha-milkies! This card is The Lovers. In the upright, it represents love, overcoming obstacles, and soulmates. While the reverse symbolizes incompatibility, unhealthy choices, and suffering.

[linkman447]

Married life (Kali)

Jaune: woooo and done

Jaune looking at the work he has completed

Jaune: ok *pulls out list* chopped wood, check, catch fish *looks at basket full of fish* check, practice my sword swings, check, welp I got my list mostly done

Kali: oh baby you back here?

Jaune: hey kitten how’s your day?

Kali mesmerized by the shirtless form of her husband: 🤤🤤🤤🤤

Jaune: Kali baby you ok?

Kali snaps out of it: oh yes dear I am. Did you finish your list.

Jaune: well mostly I still have to cook and fix the fence.

Kali: can I see that

She pulls the list out of his hands

Kali definitely writing something: oh honey you forgot this

She hands it back

Jaune: let me see… breed your sexy milf wife like the horny cat she is, really babe we have guests coming

Kali: oh sweety about that

Flashback

Kali: my little kitten your home

Blake: you know mom when I said you dad would want you to move on I don’t think he meant my crush

Yang: yeah lover boy was ours

Pyrrha: whose?

Yang: your heard me p-money you had your chance but blew it hell, he was your partner and you only got your spine after he found someone

Ruby: why am I here jaunes just by bff

Weiss: hey I thought- (wait if you play this right you can get out of this bff nonsense) I mean yes he’s just your bff ruby I think that means we can go

Ruby: your right bbff

Weiss: bbff?

Ruby: my bestest best friend forever

Weiss starts crying over her failed plans as she is dragged off

Blake: now back to the fact you stole our man

Kali: oh sweetie you forgot our customs

Blake:… you mean

Kali: yes

Yang: what’s going on

Blake: yang, Pyrrha. Get your sexiest underwear

Yang: ???

Blake: I’ll tell you while we get dressed

Pyrrha uses her understanding of multiple cultures pounded into her by her agent: hmmmm oh , oh , oooohhhhhh, fuck yes

Kali: oh good your all on board I need to make a call

Later

Kali on scroll: oh yes juni they all agreed

Juniper:…

Kali: yes, yes, I know the deal I breed your son with my fertile body as well as my daughter, bonus I got her girlfriend and your boys stalker ahem partner

Juniper:…

Kali: oh yes I do agree this is good news, anyway where was I, oh yes and in return for giving you grandchildren you will let me marry your wonderful son, you held up your end now in a few hours I’ll hold up mine

Juniper: ….

Kali: great I’ll see you for winter holidays and by which point I’ll be eating for 2

Flashback ends

Kali: I need you to fallow me please

Jaune: wait what about my friends

Kali: if you fallow me it’ll answer all your questions

She leads him to their bedroom to reveal Blake, yang, and Pyrrha in the most revealing underwear he’s seen today (yes his wife is quite naughty)

Yang: you ready to get down and dirty lover boy

Blake: welcome home master (her outfit has a collar and lead)

Pyrrha: you ready for a more intimate training session jaune

Jaune: what’s going on Kali?

Kali: good lord your so silly baby, I’m keeping my word, I am an arc now

Jaune: what do you mean

Kali: you, me, and these lovely ladies are going to make one big happy family by making babies

Jaune: … my mom put you up to this

Kali: to be fair this would have happened with or without her involvement

Jaune: well who’s first

Kali: oh baby mama’s first

She pounced on him

Next one will be summer she was the last one on my list then I’ll be taking requests or whatever else I can think of

[low-poly-kitty]

...and they lived happily ever after.

[alexthebordercollie]

Hey guys! I designed a fancy dinner party dress for Married Life Ford. For those who haven't read this toxic Billford AU I highly recommend it. Be sure to check the tags first. Always check the tags. This one gets brutal.

Married Life - Chapter 1 - MatchaMilkies - Gravity Falls [Archive of Our Own]

ML!Ford belongs to @matcha-milkies

[dicerolliball]

I'm on Tumblr now! *Throws this at @matcha-milkies and runs* Fanart for the Married Life fanfic (very adult btw) Stanford drowning in alcohol.

[ramdotnet]

this fic. is so good. i recommend it so much

https://archiveofourown.org/works/59488942

blood under the cut!

[joliemye]

Art inspired by a loveless affair by @alexthebordercollie (mind the tags)

[icantbotherwithusernames]

….the demons took over and i did it. yet another married life animatic. i’m very sorry, @matcha-milkies, i couldn’t get a hold of myself.

[matcha-milkies]

I've been sitting here watching everyone else's AU Fords and wanting to contribute my own, not quite knowing what to do, and then I realized I had already been writing one for months now? So, for the fun of it, I drew him. I would like to formally introduce Married Life Ford. He hates it here.

Might mess around and design his groom attire at a later date.

I also figure this is a way for me to disclose tidbits here and there that I haven't yet had the opportunity to work into the main story on AO3. Please mind the tags, as the fic is very dark and will only get darker.

Disclaimer: I write abuse-focused stories and black comedy as a way of processing the emotional abuse and toxic relationships that I have experienced in my own life. It's okay if it makes you uncomfortable, but please respect my right to work through my own issues however I please. Anyone who finds this kind of content upsetting can block me. I have zero interest in debating this with anyone.

[yellowmoonart]

Not what I typically post, but....... have Ford on his very happy and not at all totally forced wedding day.

Fanart for Married Life by @matcha-milkies on AO3. Read the tags first!!!! It's a dark one.

[linkman447]

Married life (eve)

Sitting on his beach chair jaune arc in his swimming suit relaxed in the sun

Jaune: ahhh this is the life nice relaxing island home and a beautiful wife who should be back soon

Bullhead sounds

Jaune: and that’s her now

He gets up to greet his sexy Faunus wife

Eve: jauney~

She rushes out and kisses her husband

Jaune: mmmmm your feisty today

Eve: you bet now why don’t you give this heifer her tender love and care

Jaune: honey won’t our friends be arriving soon

Eve: oh but baby I have news on that

Flashback

Blake: EVE GIVE ME BACK MY BLOND HIMBO

Eve: he was never yours

Pyrrha: YES BECAUSE HE WAS MINE

She was backed up by both Yang and velvet

Eve: wrong again but enough talk

One fight later

Eve: hmm maybe you need to train more

Pyrrha: how

Eve: oh just my wonderful sexy husbands semblance boosts me and good (she hefts her enormous breasts) sexy like.

Blake with a bloody nose: hot

Eve: on what to do with you all

Flashback ends

Eve: their here

She points to 4 girls all dressed in cow print bikinis

Yang posing while pushing her breasts up: moo master

Blake showing off her glorious ass: moo nyaster

Velvet in her bikini with a bunny tail: m-moo m-master

Pyrrha showing off her thicc thighs: moo my handsome master

Jaune blushed hard: Eve what is this

Eve: well baby I thought it was getting rather lonely here so I brought us some pets

All 5 for them gathered around him

Eve: and now it’s time to play

They swarmed him

Jaune: aura don’t fail me

9 months later they ended up building a larger mansion on their island because this Arc did what Arcs do best

BREED

[izze-art]

med school may be difficult but at least katara has a philosophy ta to rant about the healthcare system to (bonus part is that he’s madly in love with her)