#Emerie incorrect quotes

[acourtofquestions]

*the Valkyrie skipping stones on the lake*

Gwyn: It’s such a beautiful evening.

Nesta, whispering: Take that you fucking lake

Emerie: Yes! New high score!

[gwynlain]

Gwyn: I think we're missing something…

Nesta: A base?

Emerie: Weaponry?

Nesta: Therapy?

Emerie: Pegasus’s?

Nesta: Any idea of wtf is downstairs & where tf Bryaxis is?

Emerie: A general sense of what we’re doing with our lives?

Nesta: Our souls chance at peace?

Gwyn: …That was a rhetorical Segway into suggesting Elain joins us & announcing our engagement…

Elain, chiming in from the back: I was gonna suggest patches and pitch my skills as a seamstress while slipping in a note on bridesmaids dress colors… but this seems to have taken a much darker turn…

[jedipoodoo]

Emerie Karr: Did you know you talk in your sleep? Tell me now, who's Phee?

Tech, delirious and strapped to an examination table in Mount Tantiss: She's my wife

[third-generation-female-warrior]

Incorrect Havoc Squadron Quotes

[Omega, rolling up to Yavin 4]

Random Rebel: Wow, you look just like our chief medic, Emerie.

Omega, deadpan: What a coincidence.

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Stormtrooper: You have the right to remain silent.

Deke: Well, I revoke that right.

Deke: *Starts screaming.*

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Omega: It's kinda weird to see Kallus on our side after he spent so much time trying to capture my squad.

Ezra: Wait, capture your squad??? *Turns to Kallus* I thought you spent all your time trying to capture my squad.

Kallus: I have a life outside of you, Ezra.

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Hera: Omega! How have you be-

Omega: From the moment I met you, all those years ago, not a day has gone by when I haven't thought of you. And now that I'm with you again... I'm in agony. The closer I get to you, the worse it gets. The thought of not being with you-- I can't breathe. You're asking me to be rational. That is something I cannot do. Believe me, I wish I could just wish away my feelings, but I can't.

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Bounty Hunter: We have your commander.

Mox, Stak, Deke: [Exchanging glances.]

Stak and Deke: [Start laughing uncontrollably]

Mox: Yeah, no. She has you. Good luck! *Hangs up.*

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Stak: Whoops.

Mox: Whoops? WHOOPS? This is not a “whoops” situation. We are far past whoops. Whoops is a distant speck in the rear view mirror. We are solidly in “oh fuck” territory, and I expect you to act like it!

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Stak: Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my sister is a lesbian"

Omega: Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.

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The Havoc Squadron: Go big or go home!

The Rebellion Generals (sans Hera): I am begging you, for once in your life, please go home!

The Havoc Squadron: ...I'm going big!

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Omega: I have a plan.

Mox: And I have Emerie on speed dial.

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Omega: We all have our demons.

Mox, Stak, and Deke all point at Omega: That one's mine.

[nessiandefenseattorney]

*Cass, Az and Emerie sunbathing after training*

Nesta & Gwyn: um, what are you doing?

Cassian: well we gotta keep the tan on

Azriel: it’s not a skin colour, it’s a lifestyle

Emerie: you see you wouldn’t know that because you’re white as a ghost

Cassian: you’re haunting this house with your whiteness ladies

[twinsunstars]

*during another casual dinner at Tantiss* Hemlock: Can you pass the salt? Omega without missing a beat: Can you pass away?

part of my incorrect quotes series, Tales From Mount Tantiss!

Tales from Mount Tantiss Incorrect Quotes Masterlist

[lavenderandturpentine]

Nobody:

Cassian & Azriel:

[positivewitch]

Valkyrie Week | Day 1 - Sisterhood

@valkyrieappreciationweek

Gwyn/Em: We have made this friendship bracelet for you!

Nesta: I’m not really a jewelry person

Gwyn/Em: you don’t have to wear it?

Nesta: NO!! I’m gonna wear it forever! Back off!

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[disastertriowriting]

Crosshair: So, did everyone learn their lesson? Echo: No. Omega: I did not. Hunter: I may have actually forgotten one. Wrecker: Also no. Crosshair: Oh good, neither did I. Emerie: *Exhausted sigh*

[sadiegirl2021]

House of Wind Gang Playing Spin the Bottle Gwyn (spinning bottle): Who's the Mother going to choose!?

*Bottle lands on Cassian. Gwyn smiles and moves towards him for a kiss. Shadows are agitated* Nesta (elbowing Azriel): Why is this turning me on? It's hot, right? Azriel (seething with anger): Sure! Emerie (takes turn to spin): Please no males! Please no males! *Bottle lands on Gwyn. Emerie's delighted. Shadows darken as she kisses her. Azriel grabs the bottle to take his turn* Azriel (whispering): You know what to do *Shadows intervene so bottle lands on Gwyn* Gwyn: Hey! That's cheating! Azriel (shadows already pulling her towards him): Shut up and kiss me!!

[daughter-of-lethe]

Azriel[to Cassian]: you're blocking the view.

Nesta and the rest of the priestesses [clearing throat]: he is the view

[lavender-jedi]

Omega- *snarls*

Scalder- GET YO FUCKIN DOG BITCH

Emerie- She don’t bite.

Scalder- YES SHE DO

[gwynlain]

Nesta: Are you sure Gwyn’s even gay? She barely even looked at me.

Elain: Yes, I’m sure.

Emerie: It’s because she was too busy looking at Elain the entire time.

[acourtofmishapandmistakes]

*At Valkyrie Training*

Cassian: I studied the blade with Azriel, we were classmates.

Nesta: Hey bro, do you know if there's any blade homework due tomorrow?

Emerie: You didn't know? The head of the man who killed your father is due tomorrow by noon.

Nesta: You think the teacher will accept late work or-

Gywn: Nah

Nesta: Aw man, I'm gonna fail my revenge arc.

Cassian:

Cassian: That's 50 laps.

[third-generation-female-warrior]

More Incorrect Bad Batch Quotes

Hemlock: "We know you're breaking the rules, Omega."

Omega, internally: "Play dumb!"

Omega, out loud: "Who's Omega?"

Omega, internally: "Not that dumb!"

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Crosshair: People tell me I have a unique way of lighting up a room.

Hunter: It's called arson and those people are called witnesses.

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Crosshair: I never understood why anyone would care so much about their dumb little sisters until I got one myself.

Crosshair, holding up Omega: I've only been on the run with her for a day and a half, but if anything happened to her, I would kill everyone in this space port and then myself.

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[Omega has locked herself in her "room"]

Emerie, banging on the door: You are SO finished when I get in there! I'm gonna stuff you in a blender, push puree, and then bake you into a pie and feed it to the doctor! And when he says "Mmm, this is great! What's your secret, I'm gonna say-

[Hemlock walks by and stops to look at him.]

Emerie: Love... a-and patience...

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[Family Game Night]

Hunter: You walk into a room and the only way to escape is by writing the name of a real person on a piece of paper, but this will kill that person.

Crosshair and Omega: [Stars writing}

Wrecker, looking at Crosshair's paper: Cross... Crosshair, you only need to write one name-

Hunter, looking at Omega's paper: Stop that! I said stop! You can't write your own name-!

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Crosshair, looking at Ventress: I could take her.

Hunter: In a fight right?

Crosshair: ...

Hunter: You mean in a fight, right?!

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Omega: Jellyfish have survived 650 million years without brains!

Ventress: A small ray of hope for your brothers...

[nesta-is-autistic]

Nesta: given the circumstances, I will let you hug me for four to five seconds

Gwyn: forty five seconds!!!!

Nesta: no i said four TO five

Gwyn and Emerie already bear hugging Nesta: too late