#Gwynlain incorrect quotes

[gwynlain]

Elain: Look at me straight in the eyes and tell me the truth, Gwyn!

Gwyn: You can’t expect me to look into your eyes and be straight.

[acourtofkindness]

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Incorrect ACOTAR Quotes (including many ships, @ladyriel) Life By A Thousand Cuts (Azris, @ladyriel)

I Need You (Azris, @neciebee) Surrender Your Denial (Azris, @neciebee)

How to Soften Teeth (Azris, @velarisbynight) Silvery Pink and Powdery Blue (Gwynlain, @velarisbynight)

Descent (Azris, @mudandmire) drip drop, gimme what you got (Azris, @mudandmire)

[gwynlain]

Gwyn: You know, in another lifetime you and I would’ve made a hot ass couple.

Elain: Agreed.

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Elain: Let’s watch Sharkboy and Lavagirl.

Gwyn: Okay!

Elain: And make out during the scary parts.

Gwyn: Th-

Gwyn: … The scary parts.

Gwyn: Of Sharkboy and Lavagirl?

[gwynlain]

Gwyn, in training with the new Valkyries: My policy is if you see something, say something.

Elain: I saw a squirrel in a tree today!

Gwyn,🥹 with pride for Elain: This. This is what I’m talking about people. *slow claps* Outstanding.

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Gwyn: Cause your beautiful and your kind, and your oblivious to my existence so your obviously my type.

Elain, who was distracted: I'm sorry— what were you saying?

Gwyn: Perfect.

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Gwyn: I think the gayest thing about us is how much we hate men.

Elain: I was going to say how much we love each other, but that works too.

[gwynlain]

Gwyn: Ok, maybe playing ‘whose family is most dysfunctional’ wasn’t the best idea we’ve had. Elain's been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can’t get her out… I even tried trails of candy…

[gwynlain]

Gwyn: *laughs* Ooo, Babe, you had a crush on me??? That’s embarrassing—

Elain: We’re married.

[gwynlain]

Gwyn: My future partner must be brave, strong, intelligent, compassionate, driven, and organized.

Elain: *steps on a caterpillar and proceeds to drop to their knees and sob while apologizing profusely*

Gwyn: That one. I want that one.

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Gwyn: It’s dark in here

Elain: Don’t worry babe I got this

Elain: *Stomps their feet*

Elain: *Skechers light up*

[gwynlain]

“My skincare routine is not having feelings for men.”

— Elain Archeron in my Gwynlain ACOTAR 5 &1/2 world

[gwynlain]

Gwyn: What’s your biggest weakness?

Elain: Lying.

Gwyn: So, like you have a tell? Or that your very gullible?

Elain: Neither, but apparently it’s yours cause you totally fell for that answer.

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Elain, looking at a Gwyn: Wow, she's so pretty.

Nesta: Don't feel bad. You're pretty too.

Elain: I'm not jealous, I'm gay.

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Gwyn: *seductively takes off glasses*

Gwyn: Wow…

Elain: *blushes* Haha… what?

Gwyn: You're really REALLY blurry.

[gwynlain]

Gwyn: I think we're missing something…

Nesta: A base?

Emerie: Weaponry?

Nesta: Therapy?

Emerie: Pegasus’s?

Nesta: Any idea of wtf is downstairs & where tf Bryaxis is?

Emerie: A general sense of what we’re doing with our lives?

Nesta: Our souls chance at peace?

Gwyn: …That was a rhetorical Segway into suggesting Elain joins us & announcing our engagement…

Elain, chiming in from the back: I was gonna suggest patches and pitch my skills as a seamstress while slipping in a note on bridesmaids dress colors… but this seems to have taken a much darker turn…