#incorrect wicked

[gargy1975]

LMFAO! 💯🇺🇲🏳️‍🌈🍷

Elphaba: When I asked you to bring me something from the beach, I meant like a conch shell or something. Glinda, struggling to keep hold of a seagull: Well, you didn't fucking say that, Elphie!

[dearest-darlingest]

[trobedgirldads]

fiyero: glinda and i broke up

boq: what?

elphaba: when?

fiyero: on monday

boq: so you waited three days to tell us?

elphaba: so glinda is single?

[tiredcactus12]

[incorrectgliyeraba]

Galinda: [takes off Elphaba’s glasses]

Galinda: [feeling the last shreds of her heterosexuality slipping away]

Galinda: We’ll just…leave these on…

[thebootstrap-paradox]

Galinda in her mind during What Is this Feeling?

Elphaba: I hate you.

Galinda, in her head: Enemies to lovers, slowburn, angst with happy ending, 300k+ words.

[apollosdreams]

Glinda: Peanuts, she gets mild hives, nothing else. She experiences this first hand when Dorothy brings out peanuts to snack on, and she's like, 'wtf'.

Elphaba: She has allergic rhinitis and a shellfish allergy I fear, like full blown. The moment the weather shifts and it starts to rain heavily, the sudden change in temperature gives her the WORST stuffy nose you've ever seen. The moment her mouth touches anything with shell fish, specifically prawns and clams, she has the WORST reaction ever and Galinda cries while wheeling her to the infirmary cause she thought she would die, this absolutely happens during their loathing era.

Fiyero: Chicken, idk why, I just think he'd have a mild allergy towards chicken and eggs, like hives. I'm mostly hinting at the scarecrow thing, cause crows. But also I think he'd be allergic to the allergy you usually get from cats and dogs and is extremely relieved when he finds out he's finally able to pet toto without his eyes watering because of the transformation.

Boq: Gluten. Terrible, I'm talking. Every time he's exposed to their farm it's the fucking worst and when he finally gets to Shiz, he gets gluten free food for the first time, he never has the usual side effects and he's RELIEVED.

Nessa: she's just straight up lactose intolerant. But you will ALWAYS find her digging into something that has lactose in it. Just to strike the fear of the unnamed god into herself.

January 5: day 44 of wicked intermission!

what allergies do you think the wicked characters have?

[crazysublimenightmare]

[isabel3710]

Dorothy: Mr Scarecrow, why do you want to see the Wizard?

The Scarecrow (Totally-Not-Fiyero), internal: So I can punch him in the face for his oppression against the Animals and starting a smear campaign against the love of my life because she is the only one to stand up to him.

The Scarecrow (Totally-Not-Fiyero), out-loud: ..... I want to ask him for a brain.

[owl-rocks]

Elphaba thropp:

[variousfandomthoughts]

Jude: And thus, by slowly taking larger and larger amounts of these small doses, our bodies will become used to the poisons, eventually making us immune to even lethal amounts.

Cardan: I thought we were just doing drugs together.

[wildlyincorrect]

[Glinda loses Elphaba in the crowd]

Glinda: Has anyone seen my wife?! Random Ozian: What does she look like? Glinda, sobbing: Beautiful!

[whatevertheywant]

Munchkin girl: Is it true you were her friend?

Glinda: Baby we was FAWKING tf u mean "friend"????

[trobedgirldads]

*glinda and elphaba walk into their dorm room*

glinda: hello, people who do not live here

boq: hey

nessa: hi

fiyero: hello

elphaba: we gave you those keys for emergencies

boq: we were out of doritos.

[green-briar]

Cardan: *does something stupid*

Jude: [Shaking her head] I can’t believe I’m going to sleep with him.

The bomb : Well, you don’t have to.

Jude: No I’m gonna.

[incorrectgliyeraba]

Glinda: My kink is saying something ridiculous and watching Elphie go through all five stages of grief as she realizes she still wants to fuck me.