#incorrect tfota

[variousfandomthoughts]

Jude: And thus, by slowly taking larger and larger amounts of these small doses, our bodies will become used to the poisons, eventually making us immune to even lethal amounts.

Cardan: I thought we were just doing drugs together.

[myhyperfixationisbooks]

Other people introducing Cardan: This is the High King Cardan Greenbriar, cunning charmer, excellent fighter and a strategic, brutal ruler. 

Cardan introducing himself: Hi, I'm Jude’s husband.

[highladyofterrasen7]

Cardan:

[starrynightsxo]

[praisethelorde]

Taryn: Put yourself in my shoes.

Cardan: I would never wear those.

[lostalittle]

Cardan, if he lived in mortal world:

Google, please stop showing me sex ads. I know there are desperate sluts in my area, I have a mirror.

[vino---delectable]

Cardan: "I could give you the world!"

Jude: "The fuck do I do with that."

[thejudeduarte]

Cardan: hey, what do bees make?

Jude: *deadpan* honey

Cardan: ..yes dear?

Jude: *smacks him*

[viivdle]

this is 113% what cardan thought happened during the exile

[murasaki-cha]

Ok but we need the trilogy from Cardan's pov for many reasons. But mostly because I want to know his thought process when getting Jude's dress and sending it anonymously

Cardan getting his own coronation outfut tailored: That damn Jude!

Cardan: *sees a bunch of dress designs*

Cardan: She's not even worthy of wearing our clothes! For example this dress would look horrible on her!

Cardan: Curse her for defying me!

Cardan: The color of this one would do nothing for her complexion.

Cardan: I hate that she makes me feel so agitated!

Cardan: This one has too much embroidery it would make her look ridiculous.

Cardan: Damn her for haunting my every waking thought!

Cardan: the neckline on this one would not work out with her wide shoulders.

Cardan: I hate that I can’t stop thinking about her- *sees THE dress*

Cardan: *Imagines Jude in the dress dancing with him*

Cardan: ....Get this tailored too and send it to Madoc's residence for his youngest daughter

Cardan later that night: WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF-

[madockisser]

been meaning to post these

art by frostbite.studios on insta

[talleryn]

Taryn: what can end friendships?

Nicasia: drifting apart

Jude: lying

Cardan: uno

[myhyperfixationisbooks]

Jude: Next time we meet, we’re enemies!

Cardan, in his head: Enemies to lovers, slowburn, angst with happy ending, 300k+ words

[highladyofterrasen7]

Was it casual when you married me and then exiled me the next day?

[starrynightsxo]

DRESSES FOR JUDE DUARTE: GREEN EDITION

@cromulentreader

[thenilofernoorulain]

Cardan when Jude: