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thejudeduarte · 2 days ago
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Cardan: hey, what do bees make?
Jude: *deadpan* honey
Cardan: ..yes dear?
Jude: *smacks him*
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variousfandomthoughts · 4 months ago
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Jude: And thus, by slowly taking larger and larger amounts of these small doses, our bodies will become used to the poisons, eventually making us immune to even lethal amounts.
Cardan: I thought we were just doing drugs together.
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starrynightsxo · 9 months ago
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myhyperfixationisbooks · 2 months ago
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Cardan: Are you flirting with me?
Jude: My dagger is against your throat, Greenbriar
Cardan: That’s why I asked
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praisethelorde · 9 months ago
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Taryn: Put yourself in my shoes.
Cardan: I would never wear those.
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highladyofterrasen7 · 8 months ago
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Some faerie: is she- covered in blood?
Cardan: yes. It really brings out her eyes don’t you think?
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lostalittle · 9 months ago
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Cardan, if he lived in mortal world:
Google, please stop showing me sex ads. I know there are desperate sluts in my area, I have a mirror.
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vino---delectable · 3 months ago
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Cardan: "I could give you the world!"
Jude: "The fuck do I do with that."
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viivdle · 9 months ago
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this is 113% what cardan thought happened during the exile
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murasaki-cha · 5 months ago
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Ok but we need the trilogy from Cardan's pov for many reasons. But mostly because I want to know his thought process when getting Jude's dress and sending it anonymously
Cardan getting his own coronation outfut tailored: That damn Jude!
Cardan: *sees a bunch of dress designs*
Cardan: She's not even worthy of wearing our clothes! For example this dress would look horrible on her!
Cardan: Curse her for defying me!
Cardan: The color of this one would do nothing for her complexion.
Cardan: I hate that she makes me feel so agitated!
Cardan: This one has too much embroidery it would make her look ridiculous.
Cardan: Damn her for haunting my every waking thought!
Cardan: the neckline on this one would not work out with her wide shoulders.
Cardan: I hate that I can’t stop thinking about her- *sees THE dress*
Cardan: *Imagines Jude in the dress dancing with him*
Cardan: ....Get this tailored too and send it to Madoc's residence for his youngest daughter
Cardan later that night: WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF-
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talleryn · 9 months ago
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Taryn: what can end friendships?
Nicasia: drifting apart
Jude: lying
Cardan: uno
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thejudeduarte · 3 months ago
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*Cardan and Jude in bed*
Cardan: *rolls over to face Jude and gives her puppy eyes* hey
Jude: hey?
Cardan: I can't sleep ;c
Jude: *rolling eyes* well I can, good night
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thenilofernoorulain · 11 months ago
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Cardan when Jude:
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starrynightsxo · 7 months ago
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DRESSES FOR JUDE DUARTE: GREEN EDITION
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@cromulentreader
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myhyperfixationisbooks · 2 months ago
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Jude: Next time we meet, we’re enemies!
Cardan, in his head: Enemies to lovers, slowburn, angst with happy ending, 300k+ words
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heiseisherlockholmes · 6 months ago
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