#night use

[beguilingcorpse]

[fanaticalthings]

Bruce Wayne except he texts like an ominous boomer

wdym you can't tell if he's threatening them?

Based on this post by @mysterycitrus :)

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Bonus:

Happy birthday, Tim 🥰

[undercovercannibal]

The Daily Show | Nov. 6 2024

[clownboybebop]

if you’re ever in the position to choose between giving up and accepting defeat, and actually trying to fight the ancient unkillable god that is about to peel apart reality like a string cheese, remember this: scientifically speaking, you might as well give it a shot!

1.there were trees at the beginning of the world! there were trees so long ago that they predate bacteria that causes wood to decay. when a tree fell, it would lie there in stasis and there wasn’t any way of breaking down wood xylem on a molecular level in that way.

2. it seems obvious to say, but wood eating bacteria are literally incapable of comprehending what they’re breaking down. It’s just not information conciously available to a microorganism. they don’t know what they’re deconstructing, where it came from, bacteria have no way to even fathom the existence of a tree as a concept.

3. Regardless of the facts above, the world we live in today is a world where wood inevitably decomposes

it is worth fighting the unkillable god no matter how pointless it seems. it is worth taking the risk even though youre trying to accomplish something impossible. the reality in which you live was also once reality in which trees didn’t rot. You live in a reality that allows for existence before the possibility of destruction. you live in a reality where uncomprehending microbes break down matter that is so far beyond the scope of their comprehension that it feels comical to specify something so obvious. you live in a reality that occasionally allows unshakeable physical truths to be altered with no warning.

It is worth fighting the unkillable god because trees are so old they predate the source of their destruction, and it still did not spare them. It is worth fighting the unkillable god because bacteria rots unthinkingly, because there is room in our cosmos for destruction without comprehension on the part of the destroyer. It is worth fighting the unkillable god because now and then reality retracts the promise of immortality without fanfare, and when that happens there is no mercy for the ancient. the unmaking is not softer for the desecrators ignorance. for all things, existence is endless until the exact point where it ends.

so you might as well try to kill the unkillable god. it doesn’t seem likely, but at the beginning of the world, trees didn’t rot. so you never know! you never know

[ardri-na-bpiteog]

Also increasingly aware that a LOT of people "manage" getting through the 40+ hour work week by sleeping less than is healthy and relying on stimulants like coffee and energy drinks to keep them going.

For people who are unwilling or unable to do this...work really does just dominate your life. Like we really should not have to rely on unhealthy practices just to have a social life or keep on top of housework or whatever.

I know I post about this a lot but I'm so TIRED all the time and it's just so depressing that this is how we're expected to spend the one life we have.

[historyofguns]

The article titled "Surefire XSC Review — Perfect Hellcat Tactical Light?" by Will Dabbs, MD, discusses the advantages and features of the SureFire XSC WeaponLight, particularly when mounted on micro-compact pistols like the Springfield Hellcat. The XSC, described as small and robust, emits 350 lumens of light, and is designed for quick and seamless integration with the pistol's rail. Dr. Dabbs emphasizes the importance of weapon-mounted lights for self-defense, using the historical context of a Memphis police siege to highlight the evolution of tactical lighting. The article reviews various aspects of the XSC, such as its sturdy aluminum construction, user-friendly bilateral control switches, and a proprietary rechargeable battery system designed for easy swaps without dismounting. Ultimately, the XSC is praised for adding significant tactical efficacy to small defensive pistols without compromising their portability.

[brucie-baby]

the fact that alfred was the one to put up jason's memorial is so important to me

[mintaii]

so all i've been doing is playing hades 2

[tvmusiclife]

Oh to be a woman in America

[honeypleasejustkillme]

i thought i was at my lowest but holy shit it gets lower

[chloesimaginationthings]

The REAL lore from the FNAF survival logbook,,

[taimanzano]

One of one. One, alone, one.

[bacchuschucklefuck]

typical tavern scene

[random-generated-name]

Fanfic idea: Bruce loses a bet and has to go on a TV show as Batman

Interviewer: Batman! Welcome! We’re so glad you’re here!

Batman: That makes one of us

Interviewer gets nervous: Umm so what made you decide to become a superhero?

Batman: Felt it was necessary

The interview continues in the most uncomfortable way possible

Interviewer desperately trying to get more than a few words out of Batman: Do you have a significant other in your life? Are they a superhero like yourself?

Batman: My significant other is a jerk who is the reason I’m on this show… this is one of the worst things ever and I’ve dropped the Batmobile on myself

Superman seems to appear out of nowhere

Superman: I’m not a jerk! I won fair and square!!

Chaos ensues when people realize Superman and Batman are together

Update

anonyomoose wrote this into a fic! Shoved into the Limelight

I’d love to see other people’s takes though

Please don’t forget to credit!

[politijohn]

Biden is joke.

Trump is a criminal joke.

The mass news media holds neither accountable.

US politics, baby.

[trashraccoongirl]

forever. ❤️