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I hope Hank doesn’t find out about my meth business lmao

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my mom: since youve been cooking i got you a cool little gadget for grinding up spices!

me: wow thanks! Like a mortar and pestle?

my mom: no it’s fancy, look

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The main character of the last TV show you watched is now your therapist. How’s it working for you?

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“is it a good outfit or are they just skinny” is a mantra that will change the way you view social media posts like no other

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type prevs url with your eyes closed in the tags

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Give a man a leaf and he will eat it. Teach a man to leaf and he will go away

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being fully ace and a little objectum is so funny. a guitar is a kind of girlfriend to me

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This is my favorite gif rn I can't stop sending it to people unprompted

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i love being sober and talking to drunk people at parties cause i asked a guy “if you were a wizard what kind of spells would you cast” and i know he wasnt lying when he said “summon creatures”

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grabs you by your shoulders and shakes you. get more transfeminist RIGHT NOW!!!!! go do it!!!!!

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If you’re looking for ways to help at-risk communities in the DC area during this crackdown please look into supporting some of the following orgs:

Remora House

Migrant Solidarity Mutual Aid

HIPS

CASA (Virginia)

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A big hearty thank you to my dad for being neurodivergent in the 70s and projecting on me. The ability to specify what albums are “good Billy Joel” and which suck gets me further with music snobs than knowing about consistently good artists

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For every post discussing fatphobia on here there are 10 skinny people in the notes who have supposedly been encountered by the nefarious "burger man" who tells people to eat more burgers

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hey man is it cool if i bring my pet airpod. no worries if not

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You may think it cruel but when a white witch pisses me off I go through her etsy listings for native bird feathers and forward it to fish and wildlife services

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Some good things happening of late.