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fanaticalthings · 4 months ago

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Bruce Wayne except he texts like an ominous boomer

wdym you can't tell if he's threatening them?

Based on this post by @mysterycitrus :)

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multifandommadness1300 · 3 months ago

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I don’t care what anyone says, this is CANON and you CANNOT STOP ME

Bruce Wayne except he texts like an ominous boomer

wdym you can't tell if he's threatening them?

Based on this post by @mysterycitrus :)

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Happy birthday, Tim 🥰

#duke thought for a minute he was gonna become the protagonist of get out #u can interpret this as bruce suddenly deciding to text like this #or his children just never getting used to it even after 10+ years of knowing him #bruce: i dont understand why my children are so paranoid #clark: last night you texted me ''see you soon...'' and i wasnt sure if you were threatening me or not #social media au #batfam #batfamily #dc comics #bruce wayne #the madness is spreading #fuck you #this is canon now #i dont make the rules #jk i do #i do make the rules #and the rules say Bruce texts like he just called a hit on you

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sexyt-a-r-d-i-s11 · 4 months ago

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This made me laugh so hard 🤣!

Bruce Wayne except he texts like an ominous boomer

wdym you can't tell if he's threatening them?

Based on this post by @mysterycitrus :)

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Happy birthday, Tim 🥰

#dc #duke thought for a minute he was gonna become the protagonist of get out #u can interpret this as bruce suddenly deciding to text like this #or his children just never getting used to it even after 10+ years of knowing him #bruce: i dont understand why my children are so paranoid #clark: last night you texted me ''see you soon...'' and i wasnt sure if you were threatening me or not #social media au #batfamily #incorrect quotes #texts #crack #<prev tags #this is hilarious #crying 😂😂😂😂

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oliviasarkar14 · 4 months ago

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I AM FUCKING DYING OUT HERE THIS IS SO FUCKING FUNNYYYYY LOLOLOLOLOL

Bruce Wayne except he texts like an ominous boomer

wdym you can't tell if he's threatening them?

Based on this post by @mysterycitrus :)

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Bonus:

Happy birthday, Tim 🥰

#duke thought for a minute he was gonna become the protagonist of get out #u can interpret this as bruce suddenly deciding to text like this #or his children just never getting used to it even after 10+ years of knowing him #bruce: i dont understand why my children are so paranoid #clark: last night you texted me ''see you soon...'' and i wasnt sure if you were threatening me or not #social media au

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angstandhappiness · 4 months ago

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LMAO ACCURATE

Bruce Wayne except he texts like an ominous boomer

wdym you can't tell if he's threatening them?

Based on this post by @mysterycitrus :)

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Bonus:

Happy birthday, Tim 🥰

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