#dc otp

[loislaneandherhimbohusband]

i 100% believe every single adaptation of superman should be judged for accuracy based on how well they understand just how completely unhinged lois lane is as a person. because if you think THE lois lane wouldn’t do [fill in the blank], you’re wrong. she absolutely would do that and she will not be apologizing for it. superman being in love with her only succeeded in making her more comfortable and willing to do insanely dangerous things than she already was. because yes, she will 100% launch her body off a skyscraper just to prove a point. and guess what, idiot? she was right, so it was completely worth it and she will be doing it again. i’ve said it before and i’ll say it again, lois lane is absolutely bat-shit crazy. clark just happens to be really REALLY into her particular brand of crazy. like there is nothing lois won’t do with the right motivation. she is an absolute force of nature and that should scare the shit out of you.

[jacocoon]

the clown doesn't know he's going directly to the arkham asylum

🦇💛🃏

[sexwithstilinskiandhale]

sometimes it's not love at first sight, sometimes it's person A saying; "I had it under control." (while visibly not having it under control) following with person B throwing themselves into the fight and responding;"I know you did."

[littlecub9666]

Y/N: Aren't they beautiful?

Jason: *wearing pajamas, bedhead, looking very annoyed.*

Rest of the Batfamily: *looks at Y/N, who is looking dreamily at Jason, with confusion.*

[beardburnsupersoldiers]

I love them so much! As friends, colleagues, and soulmates!

“Barbara, I’m a big boy now- and I have some things to say that you might not want to hear. I love you, Babs- as a friend, as a partner- and I’d like to believe I could love you as a….Babs? Aw, shoot! She’s asleep!”

[shyjusticewarrior]

[incorrectbatfam]

Bernard: Tim, why is Kon intruding on our cuddle time?

Kon: Tim, why is Bernard intruding on our cuddle time?

Tim, stressed out: Please, I have two hands.

[harmleikurdraws]

That time when your kid is grown up but still harrases you in bed.

This X years later.

[soupinaboot]

[damian-lil-babybat]

"My Anatolia" & "My Alexander"

If DC remained truthful to their own canon, and let Talia lied about the miscarriage/abortion instead (like before the retcon, which the author admitted to have misremembered details for iirc), then my OTP since "Batman: The Animated Series", would have not crushed and burn like the city of Alexandria, rendered to ashes and dust that it could never be fully revived in canon.

Based on this panel from Boy Wonder (2024) by Juni Ba.

Headcanon: This is the rose of taif, you cannot convince me otherwise 😭

[zukobeloved]

them>>>>

they are so cute i love robstar sm

[secretly-a-catamount]

Cryptid Batfam is really fun, but I feel like everyone’s missing out on Cryptid versions of the batfam’s lovers. You don’t understand, I need the their lovers to be worse. I need the goons of Gotham to be afraid of the shadows and to be just as afraid of what casts the shadows.

[nevergraciee]

bruce introducing clark to his children

clark: damn how many kids do you have?

bruce, counting on his fingers: well, it depends on your definition of “having kids”

clark: what?

bruce: like, i definitely have dick, tim, damian, and cassandra

clark: oh that’s not that many—

bruce: but there’s also jason, who hates me, and i don’t know if the adoption stood after his revival

clark: oh wow well—

bruce: and then there’s duke. he’s my kid, but not legally, you know?

clark: huh you have a lot of—

bruce: and then stephanie isn’t really my kid, but she’s part of the family if you get what i mean

clark: okay… i have three

[rowinablx]

Suicide Squad // Gotham // Joker 2 Folie a Deux

Joker and Harley Quinn

Jeremiah and Ecco

Arthur Fleck and Harleen Quinzel

[littlecub9666]

Y/N: *standing in the doorway of bedroom* Hey, wanna take a shower with me?

Jason: *sitting on the bed, looking up from the book* I have a gun inside the nightstand beside the bed. If I ever say no to that question, I want you to take it out and shoot me because I’ve obviously gone crazy.

[endiness]