The Holdovers (Alexander Payne, 2023)
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Tim Drake is responsible for the majority of Gotham's streams of the song skater boy by Avril Lavigne. This is because he keeps captivating people with his autistic goblin rizz. They play this song while daydreaming about wooing him by bringing the bedraggled rat boy at the skate park a zesti like they're y/n herself. Sometimes they don't even realise that That's Tim Drake Wayne. He's a cute, skrungly Thing™ that you could either fix or make worse depending on your romantic daydreams.
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Stop chasing after it... it's already yours.
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Bruce: I can't say I'm surprised
Jason: You knew
Bruce: First it was you with Gar, then it was Dick with Wally, then it was Tim with Kon and now, Damian's dating Jon
Tim: I don't understand, what's the point
Bruce: Every one of you attracts supers
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˚ . ✧ ˚ . ✧ ˚ .
August will be filled with joy.
August will be filled with love.
August will be filled with trust.
August will be filled with peace.
August will be filled with miracles.
August will be filled with clarity.
August will be filled with blessings.
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*on some quest, post heroes of olympus. idk probably some point while they’re in college*
annabeth: we should go to the base first, then to the ship
percy: no, we should go to the ship first, then to the base, then back to the ship
annabeth: um, no? that will take unnecessary time. we need to get supplies from the base to bring back to the ship
percy: yeah, but we should examine the ship and talk to the crew first to see if we need additional resources, because there’s a storm coming now. and if we do need stuff that we don't know about now and we do your idea, we'll have to go to the base, then the ship, then back to the base, then back to the ship.
annabeth: but i already know what we need, so you’re wrong
percy: no, you don’t, because you’re not a sea expert like me and the crew. so you’re wrong
annabeth, glaring at him:
percy, glaring right back:
annabeth, still glaring: i am so hot for you right now
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