#attraction-quotes

[quotelr]

If you feed a bird, you don't have to force it to come to you.

Matshona Dhliwayo

[fromheavensent]

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October will be filled with joy.

October will be filled with love.

October will be filled with trust.

October will be filled with peace.

October will be filled with miracles.

October will be filled with clarity.

October will be filled with blessings.

[thoughtkick]

The worst distance between two people is misunderstanding.

Law of Attraction

[mairaiscarrierofthepaperclips]

*Eddie and Buck at a bar, pining but it's not actually unrequited love chatting*

Random guy, obviously flirting: Hey, could you pass me a coaster?

Eddie, not pausing in his conversation: Sure. *hands one over without breaking eye contact with Buck*

Random guy:...

Buck:...

Random guy: *walks away, confused*

Buck: Eds, that guy was totally hitting on you.

Eddie: No, he wasn't. Twenty minutes ago when you went to the bathroom, three other guys came over and asked the same thing, this place clearly has terrible customer service.

Buck:... Wow.

Bartender: Wow.

Hen, at home but with spidey senses tingling: WOW.

[365filmsbyauroranocte]

The Holdovers (Alexander Payne, 2023)

[lizardpersonyknow]

Tim Drake is responsible for the majority of Gotham's streams of the song skater boy by Avril Lavigne. This is because he keeps captivating people with his autistic goblin rizz. They play this song while daydreaming about wooing him by bringing the bedraggled rat boy at the skate park a zesti like they're y/n herself. Sometimes they don't even realise that That's Tim Drake Wayne. He's a cute, skrungly Thing™ that you could either fix or make worse depending on your romantic daydreams.

[mueritos]

happy pride to all queer children of immigrants

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[mindfulstudyquest]

intelligent girls are attractive. believe in a good education. learn to speak in another language and know what's going on in the world.

[jade-bright]

Derek, texting: Hey Mom, is it cool if I go to a party tonight?

Talia, texting: Will you be drinking?

Derek: No?

Talia: Will you be doing drugs?

Derek: No...

Talia: Will you be having sex?

Derek: Maybe?

Talia: Then why are you going? Wait, better question, where are you actually going?! And who is really texting me?

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Stiles, turning to Derek while holding Derek's phone: Kochanie! She's on to you, what do you want me to say?

Derek, fighting an omega he was told to stay away from: Just tell her we're fucking and that I'll get back to her!

[fromheavensent]

if something brings you happiness, it isn’t a waste of time

[surqrised]

The worst distance between two people is misunderstanding.

Law of Attraction

[dearjewels22]

Stop chasing after it... it's already yours.

[clericxhood777]

Bruce: I can't say I'm surprised

Jason: You knew

Bruce: First it was you with Gar, then it was Dick with Wally, then it was Tim with Kon and now, Damian's dating Jon

Tim: I don't understand, what's the point

Bruce: Every one of you attracts supers

[lilislegacy]

*on some quest, post heroes of olympus. idk probably some point while they’re in college*

annabeth: we should go to the base first, then to the ship

percy: no, we should go to the ship first, then to the base, then back to the ship

annabeth: um, no? that will take unnecessary time. we need to get supplies from the base to bring back to the ship

percy: yeah, but we should examine the ship and talk to the crew first to see if we need additional resources, because there’s a storm coming now. and if we do need stuff that we don't know about now and we do your idea, we'll have to go to the base, then the ship, then back to the base, then back to the ship.

annabeth: but i already know what we need, so you’re wrong

percy: no, you don’t, because you’re not a sea expert like me and the crew. so you’re wrong

annabeth, glaring at him:

percy, glaring right back:

annabeth, still glaring: i am so hot for you right now

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[mrs-trophy-wife]