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i keep thinking to myself, god we have got to put tim drake in a time loop. but also time loops just feel so perfectly like speedster bullshit, yknow? therefore lemme just smash these thoughts together like particles at cern aaannddd--

let's put tim in a time loop that bart accidentally caused. a tim loop, if you will :) specifically, tim loop where kon dies at the end and bart just kind of subconsciously went nope! and "if anyone can fix it it's tim right?" bc bart has. a normal amount of faith in his friends but also a normal amount of feelings about himself being useless to save kon bc he couldn't in infinite crisis.

and bam suddenly tim is having the worst tuesday of his life like 20 times in a row. yippee! it's bart-powered but he doesn't even know. he did it on accident. bart in the loop doesn't know what's going on. it just resets every time the ending is something bart can't accept (kon dies again). tim tries to sacrifice himself to save kon once but somehow that doesn't break the loop either (bart refuses to accept that). how long can tim go through a time loop before he goes completely bonkers bananas insane? only tim(e) will tell.

and, worse: how many times can tim watch kon die? how many times can he beg kon to value his own life, to get it through his head that being a hero doesn't mean he needs to die for the world, that there must be another way? how many times can he watch kon sacrifice himself to save others and know that if he stops kon, those people might die?

how fucked up would he be if he ever actually found out just how suicidal kon has been his entire life?

extra fun: cassie takes one look at him every time and instantly clocks that he's feeling like shit, but every time she forgets why, because the loop resets. tim is being perceived but it never lasts. this will drive him crazy so fast. he's gonna start acting out and snapping at her for being concerned because what's the POINT of talking about his feelings if everything resets ANYWAY. this will definitely not come back to bite him in the end or anything, right?

(kon-el dead wife giggling in the sunshine and playing under the sheets montage plays over and over for both tim and bart. this probably means nothing.)

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I think people don't understand exactly how mean Tim Drake should be or is kinda.

Like if you have him as a ruthless businessman who was raised by Janet Drake the Dragon of Gotham.

He would put Regina George to shame.

Tim would go to a gala look a woman up and down and sneer at her last season Chanel.

He would without thinking say the meanest shit imagineable.

"If the first line of your sucide note isn't dedicated to me I wasn't honest enough."

Oh Tim Bruce's first paragraph is dedicated to you.

Like he's so mean he's made half of them cry and sometimes it not even on purpose.

"Jason if you don't shut up I'm gonna dig up your mother and put you right next to her, oh wait there wasn't anything left was there."

"Imagine being sold out twice by your mother couldn't be me."

Dick trips.

"Really living up to that family legacy."

"Should have been falling Grayson's since none of you can stay off the ground."

Like Bruce is holding Jason and Dick back but he's also sobbing because Tim is such a bitch.

Stephanie called him boy loser when he was tired and she walked out sobbing.

I need Tim Drake to say the meanest cruelest shit ever.

Because he would.

That a menace and a mean girl.

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the biggest questions detective pikachu answered

no one but professional trainers has a full team of 6 in the pokemon universe because it would be a fucking gigantic hassle to deal with 6 animals, let alone different types that need different things

some people don’t evolve their pokemon because imagine having a fucking cat and then you can choose to make the cat five times as big and strong. would you do this if you weren’t battling.

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Tim did this on purpose bc Bruce passed him off and he's petty

Soon after he gets dick to 'accidentally' post a video of him pacing and ranting about it to his official dick grayson-wayne account.

"SHE COULDVE HAD ANYONE!! ANYONE!! AND SHE CHOSE HIM??? THE NEIGHBORHOOD FURRY???"

(dick, giggling) 'tim maybe she didn't know..'

"OH SHE KNEW. I KNOW SHE KNEW. H O W DID THAT SLUT LAND MY MUM????"

no donor baby?

I had a vision of Tim drake in an interview talking about the discovery that he's Bruce's bio son and Tim just goes like

"I knew I wasn't my dad's, since he was ace but beause of their talks about my 'excellent genetics' I assumed that he and mom went to a sperm bank and paid a lot for the traits they hoped I would have, but APARENTLY she just decided to go with the neighbor?"

All of Gotham finds it hilarious that Brucie Wayne has been downgraded to 'the neighbor'

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My brother told me he woke up at one am with massive anxiety about the wildfires in LA but he didn't know anyone in LA so he googled Markiplier and when he told me I said "gasp! The LA gangs!". And then I had to explain about Markiplier and the LA gangs

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Ok stop me if I'm going insane

But like tim.... Could just fuckin lie to batman right

And I had a dream where he dick and Jason killed the joker

Bc dick did but had a breakdown bc he killed a man and so was lookout bc he hangs out with killers all the fuckin time and is fine

But they hid it

And Bruce was like 'the security feeds went offline during this time how do we know that u guys didn't' bc wbk he don't trust Jason or Tim (after captain boomerang)

And Tim just tells them to act like they're hiding something really embarrassing

And with a straight face says "we had a threesome."

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Just had a dream and it was absolute angst bc it was watching the titans tower and Jason was aware that he was redoing it. But every 10 times it reset so Jason was beating Tim up. But Jason ended up talking to Tim and didn't want to beat him up. But he physically had to. Like he wasn't in control. Even though he got to know him in the other loops and didn't want to, he had to watch his body do that. Sometimes he could gain control. But it never stuck. And then next loop Tim is hero worshipping him without any memory of what Jason did.

My dream had hundreds of loops and I had to watch as at first Jason just fuckin killed him bc 'its a time loop it doesn't matter' and then he grows fond of Tim and ends up hating Tim's fear every time he enters. And he has to deal with Tim loving him while he's trying to beat him up in self defense (all the while Jason is screaming internally bc he can't control this).

Anyways the loop ended when Jason fully murdered Tim. After having got to know him as a person. He was so desperate to stop hurting him and then he went batshit but was like this is my baby brother so was killing anyone who even LOOKED like a threat. Like if he stays safe this time it'll stop this. And he shoots Tim by accident in his paranoia.

And then he was standing outside titans tower. I got woken up by my brother but I still think like what if that was the end?? Or if they both escaped but Tim also remembered

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Credit to theactorbat on tiktok

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I don't think Tim would kill the Joker, not even after Joker Junior.

I do, however, think he could manipulate someone else into it and retain the moral high ground, instead. After all, if someone else does it and he doesn't directly tell then to- well that was their decision, and he need not worry.

Tim, to Shiva: yeah but loads of people have defeated The Bat at this point. Just look at the Joker. I mean, Joker's basically unkillable. There's not a single assassin or vigilante or hero that could kill him. He just keeps on living and causing chaos.

Shiva: I cluld

Tim: no, no you really can't. But it's OK! Lots of people can't! It would take only the best to kill Joker. I mean sure, a LoA member might be able to...

Shiva: I will.

Tim, shrugging: whatever! You can do what you want but don't say I didn't warn you...

A week later, Joker's dead and Tim is biting back a grin as Bruce glares at them all.

Bruce: "Alright, who did it?"

Nightwing: you need to face it, B, it wasn't any of us.

Bruce, glaring at Tim: the wounds looked similar to that of a bo staff-

Tim, rolling his eyes: I was busy at Joker's ToD. Besides. I'm the best, but not the only bo staff user in the world. Lady Shiva rivals me as well- could have been her.

Bruce, scowl deepenign: and how exactly do you know Joker's ToD?

Tim points at the screen, wordlessly. The phrase "Time of Death: 22:19" were written in bold.

Bruce grimaced. : and what exactly where you doing? I don't believe you were with us which gives you no alabi-

Tim: I was with Bernard.

Bruce: doing what?

Tim: Bernard.

Steph snorts in response.

Steph: let it go, B. Clearly it wasn't any of us. Maybe some assassin with a grudge took him out- honestly, we should be celebrating!

Jason cheers in the background and starts grabbing the most expensive bottles from Bruce's alcohol collection.

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His evil son

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i.......

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Tim: oh Jason can't kill me anymore Jason: can't???? Tim: if you kill me, it'll be (Red Hood former alias of) the Joker killing (Red) Robin Tim: which means I will have aped every major aspect of your tenure as Robin, and since you'll have killed me, you'll be the one who made me your perfect replacement Jason: ...wh- Dick: okay, wait, getting killed by the Joker is NOT every aspect of Jason's tenure as Robin- Tim: I embezzled a Batmobile from Batman (stealing the Batmobile tires) Tim: I dropped out of high school (never got to finish) Tim: I was hated by the Robin before me (Dick hating Jason) Tim: and my falling out with Batman was based on him thinking I killed someone I didn't when they fell off a building (Bruce thinking Jason pushed Felipe Garzonas off a balcony) Tim: oh! and since Ra's al Ghul wants me alive, I'm reasonably sure he'd use the Lazarus Pit to revive me, so I could take that too! then I can get to work on stealing your identity as Red Hood :) Jason: Dick: Tim: I already took Red Robin :) Dick: ...wh- Jason: Tim, I hate you, I hate you so goddamn much. You are my favorite brother. You are the only Bat I respect and the only one I will ever willingly work with. You are completely insane. You are the best Robin there ever has been or ever will be. What the fuck is wrong with you. I love you. I'm going to shoot you in the leg now. Tim: make sure you miss the femoral artery!

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Honestly I do in fact love it when ppl hc white characters as asian (Tim drake LMAO) bc I'm so fuckin tired of this is *very asian* name, (probably not even the right language) (cho chang I'm staring you dead in the eyes and there's a red dot on jkrs forehead) and they love noodles or speak broken English or are SO good at martial arts, or their mum is overbearing! And that's literally fuckin it!! That's the character!?!

Like where tf are my Asians that grow up speaking English, but love and explore their culture? Where are my mixed asians that might NOT be from China, Japan or Korea? Where are my mixed asians that "don't look asian" but are still asian? Like sometimes you don't have stereotypically asian features and guess what? YOU ARE STILL ASIAN!!

I love seeing ppl take these characters and hc them as asian bc they have a full characterisation that DOESN'T hinge on stereotypes!!

Like yea asian Tim drake doesn't add anything to the plot but it adds to his character and he can still have done all that WHILE being asian?? He can have that backstory, go on that travel, have that adventure and be asian! And it doesn't take anything away from him!!!

He can ALSO be hc as learning more about his asian heritage and culture while being in character!!!

Like ppl can say dragon Tim drake, Tim idolised Jason, and all those hc but some people get butthurt by asian Tim drake?

Insanity. Let ppl enjoy things!!!

(I'm a lil tipsy lmao so this may be insane but I wanna Speak)

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Name a more iconic duo

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GET HIS ASS

So we all are aware Jason pulls the whole you replaced me or your a pretender to Tim.

Now in the comics Dick really loves Tim like that is his little brother he would protect him with everything he's got.

I want maybe the bats are getting along Jason's over for family dinner, to steal something I don't know he's there.

Now Jason's in the cave sees Tim and decides to be a ass.

"Oh how's it going Replacement enjoying my colors"

Dick who was doing something on the other side overhears this, now Nightwing is famous for his temper we are aware but he also is calculating knows where to hit it where it hurts.

He walks over sees his baby bird's sad little face now Dick remembers that night at the circus he had begged Mama if they could adopt little Timmy he had already claimed the little bird.

And as a big brother it is is job to knock annoying little siblings off their high horse.

"Hey Timmy looking good in our colors, shit replacement, oh I mean Jason didn't see you there"

The look on Jason face is unforgettable.

"I find it really funny the amount of bitching you do Jay-Bird considering if I had my way Tim here would have been a Grayson but alas. Then again never too late for an adoption right?"

If looks could kill Jason would be back in his coffin.

Tim though looks estatic and maybe Dick will feel guilty later but Jason tried to kill his baby.

"It's just funny you know everyone complaining about being Robin the name my mother gave me. It's almost like I can say who wears it and I think the little brother I hugged the night my parents died might get first dibs then again what would I know?"

I want Dick to be Petty as fuck. Now he loves Jason to but in the grand sceme of things the order of importance is.

Damian and Tim

The Titans/Oracle

Duke and Cass

Jason( if he hasn't tried to murder his babies)

Other assorted people

Everyone else in the world

Bruce (and Jason if he has tried to kill the babies)

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Tim it's June... It's YOUR month.... They can't stop you...

now that jason todd is dead again and nobody is currently red hood, tim drake has the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever

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I saw one of those cat memes on tumblr and I was like ‘oh it’s Tim’ and now I can’t get it out of my head, Tim is just all the Cat memes

Dick: Tim I’m making Damian Robin because I think he needs it and also I respect you too much as an equal to have you be my sidekick

Tim: Dick is…evil? Dick is unyielding? Dick is incapable of love? I am running away. I am packing my little rucksack and going out to explore the world as a lone vagabond. I can no longer thrive in this household.

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Tim at the end of his Robin run & when he’s leaving Gotham: I’m leaving Steph and you can’t stop me. you bastard, you fiend, stop being Spoiler at once

Tim during the Batgirl Red Robin crossover: Where is my kisses from Stephanie??? Where are my snuggles and cuddles that I crave so dearly??? You are a cruel and unjust Batgirl and I am going to scream

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Damian: (attacks Tim before he knows better)

Tim: you STAB Tim? you kick his body like the football? Oh! Oh! Jail for Damian! Jail for Damian for One Thousand Years!!!!!