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Ok stop me if I'm going insane

But like tim.... Could just fuckin lie to batman right

And I had a dream where he dick and Jason killed the joker

Bc dick did but had a breakdown bc he killed a man and so was lookout bc he hangs out with killers all the fuckin time and is fine

But they hid it

And Bruce was like 'the security feeds went offline during this time how do we know that u guys didn't' bc wbk he don't trust Jason or Tim (after captain boomerang)

And Tim just tells them to act like they're hiding something really embarrassing

And with a straight face says "we had a threesome."

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Just had a dream and it was absolute angst bc it was watching the titans tower and Jason was aware that he was redoing it. But every 10 times it reset so Jason was beating Tim up. But Jason ended up talking to Tim and didn't want to beat him up. But he physically had to. Like he wasn't in control. Even though he got to know him in the other loops and didn't want to, he had to watch his body do that. Sometimes he could gain control. But it never stuck. And then next loop Tim is hero worshipping him without any memory of what Jason did.

My dream had hundreds of loops and I had to watch as at first Jason just fuckin killed him bc 'its a time loop it doesn't matter' and then he grows fond of Tim and ends up hating Tim's fear every time he enters. And he has to deal with Tim loving him while he's trying to beat him up in self defense (all the while Jason is screaming internally bc he can't control this).

Anyways the loop ended when Jason fully murdered Tim. After having got to know him as a person. He was so desperate to stop hurting him and then he went batshit but was like this is my baby brother so was killing anyone who even LOOKED like a threat. Like if he stays safe this time it'll stop this. And he shoots Tim by accident in his paranoia.

And then he was standing outside titans tower. I got woken up by my brother but I still think like what if that was the end?? Or if they both escaped but Tim also remembered

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Credit to theactorbat on tiktok

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I don't think Tim would kill the Joker, not even after Joker Junior.

I do, however, think he could manipulate someone else into it and retain the moral high ground, instead. After all, if someone else does it and he doesn't directly tell then to- well that was their decision, and he need not worry.

Tim, to Shiva: yeah but loads of people have defeated The Bat at this point. Just look at the Joker. I mean, Joker's basically unkillable. There's not a single assassin or vigilante or hero that could kill him. He just keeps on living and causing chaos.

Shiva: I cluld

Tim: no, no you really can't. But it's OK! Lots of people can't! It would take only the best to kill Joker. I mean sure, a LoA member might be able to...

Shiva: I will.

Tim, shrugging: whatever! You can do what you want but don't say I didn't warn you...

A week later, Joker's dead and Tim is biting back a grin as Bruce glares at them all.

Bruce: "Alright, who did it?"

Nightwing: you need to face it, B, it wasn't any of us.

Bruce, glaring at Tim: the wounds looked similar to that of a bo staff-

Tim, rolling his eyes: I was busy at Joker's ToD. Besides. I'm the best, but not the only bo staff user in the world. Lady Shiva rivals me as well- could have been her.

Bruce, scowl deepenign: and how exactly do you know Joker's ToD?

Tim points at the screen, wordlessly. The phrase "Time of Death: 22:19" were written in bold.

Bruce grimaced. : and what exactly where you doing? I don't believe you were with us which gives you no alabi-

Tim: I was with Bernard.

Bruce: doing what?

Tim: Bernard.

Steph snorts in response.

Steph: let it go, B. Clearly it wasn't any of us. Maybe some assassin with a grudge took him out- honestly, we should be celebrating!

Jason cheers in the background and starts grabbing the most expensive bottles from Bruce's alcohol collection.

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His evil son

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i.......

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Tim: oh Jason can't kill me anymore Jason: can't???? Tim: if you kill me, it'll be (Red Hood former alias of) the Joker killing (Red) Robin Tim: which means I will have aped every major aspect of your tenure as Robin, and since you'll have killed me, you'll be the one who made me your perfect replacement Jason: ...wh- Dick: okay, wait, getting killed by the Joker is NOT every aspect of Jason's tenure as Robin- Tim: I embezzled a Batmobile from Batman (stealing the Batmobile tires) Tim: I dropped out of high school (never got to finish) Tim: I was hated by the Robin before me (Dick hating Jason) Tim: and my falling out with Batman was based on him thinking I killed someone I didn't when they fell off a building (Bruce thinking Jason pushed Felipe Garzonas off a balcony) Tim: oh! and since Ra's al Ghul wants me alive, I'm reasonably sure he'd use the Lazarus Pit to revive me, so I could take that too! then I can get to work on stealing your identity as Red Hood :) Jason: Dick: Tim: I already took Red Robin :) Dick: ...wh- Jason: Tim, I hate you, I hate you so goddamn much. You are my favorite brother. You are the only Bat I respect and the only one I will ever willingly work with. You are completely insane. You are the best Robin there ever has been or ever will be. What the fuck is wrong with you. I love you. I'm going to shoot you in the leg now. Tim: make sure you miss the femoral artery!

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Honestly I do in fact love it when ppl hc white characters as asian (Tim drake LMAO) bc I'm so fuckin tired of this is *very asian* name, (probably not even the right language) (cho chang I'm staring you dead in the eyes and there's a red dot on jkrs forehead) and they love noodles or speak broken English or are SO good at martial arts, or their mum is overbearing! And that's literally fuckin it!! That's the character!?!

Like where tf are my Asians that grow up speaking English, but love and explore their culture? Where are my mixed asians that might NOT be from China, Japan or Korea? Where are my mixed asians that "don't look asian" but are still asian? Like sometimes you don't have stereotypically "asian features" and guess what? YOU ARE STILL ASIAN!!

I love seeing ppl take these characters and hc them as asian bc they have a full characterisation that DOESN'T hinge on stereotypes!!

Like yea asian Tim drake doesn't add anything to the plot but it adds to his character and he can still have done all that WHILE being asian?? He can have that backstory, go on that travel, have that adventure and be asian! And it doesn't take anything away from him!!!

He can ALSO be hc as learning more about his asian heritage and culture while being in character!!!

Like ppl can say dragon Tim drake, Tim idolised Jason, and all those hc but some people get butthurt by asian Tim drake?

Insanity. Let ppl enjoy things!!!

(I'm a lil tipsy lmao so this may be insane but I wanna Speak)

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Name a more iconic duo

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GET HIS ASS

So we all are aware Jason pulls the whole you replaced me or your a pretender to Tim.

Now in the comics Dick really loves Tim like that is his little brother he would protect him with everything he's got.

I want maybe the bats are getting along Jason's over for family dinner, to steal something I don't know he's there.

Now Jason's in the cave sees Tim and decides to be a ass.

"Oh how's it going Replacement enjoying my colors"

Dick who was doing something on the other side overhears this, now Nightwing is famous for his temper we are aware but he also is calculating knows where to hit it where it hurts.

He walks over sees his baby bird's sad little face now Dick remembers that night at the circus he had begged Mama if they could adopt little Timmy he had already claimed the little bird.

And as a big brother it is is job to knock annoying little siblings off their high horse.

"Hey Timmy looking good in our colors, shit replacement, oh I mean Jason didn't see you there"

The look on Jason face is unforgettable.

"I find it really funny the amount of bitching you do Jay-Bird considering if I had my way Tim here would have been a Grayson but alas. Then again never too late for an adoption right?"

If looks could kill Jason would be back in his coffin.

Tim though looks estatic and maybe Dick will feel guilty later but Jason tried to kill his baby.

"It's just funny you know everyone complaining about being Robin the name my mother gave me. It's almost like I can say who wears it and I think the little brother I hugged the night my parents died might get first dibs then again what would I know?"

I want Dick to be Petty as fuck. Now he loves Jason to but in the grand sceme of things the order of importance is.

Damian and Tim

The Titans/Oracle

Duke and Cass

Jason( if he hasn't tried to murder his babies)

Other assorted people

Everyone else in the world

Bruce (and Jason if he has tried to kill the babies)

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Tim it's June... It's YOUR month.... They can't stop you...

now that jason todd is dead again and nobody is currently red hood, tim drake has the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever

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I saw one of those cat memes on tumblr and I was like ‘oh it’s Tim’ and now I can’t get it out of my head, Tim is just all the Cat memes

Dick: Tim I’m making Damian Robin because I think he needs it and also I respect you too much as an equal to have you be my sidekick

Tim: Dick is…evil? Dick is unyielding? Dick is incapable of love? I am running away. I am packing my little rucksack and going out to explore the world as a lone vagabond. I can no longer thrive in this household.

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Tim at the end of his Robin run & when he’s leaving Gotham: I’m leaving Steph and you can’t stop me. you bastard, you fiend, stop being Spoiler at once

Tim during the Batgirl Red Robin crossover: Where is my kisses from Stephanie??? Where are my snuggles and cuddles that I crave so dearly??? You are a cruel and unjust Batgirl and I am going to scream

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Damian: (attacks Tim before he knows better)

Tim: you STAB Tim? you kick his body like the football? Oh! Oh! Jail for Damian! Jail for Damian for One Thousand Years!!!!!

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Tim, attempting to defend his kill count: Look it was a high stress situation ok! And I was stuck in fight or flight mode! Y'know, the instincts of every human?

Duke: you are trying to tell me that you were so stressed you reverted to your basic instincts

Tim: yes!!

Damian, reluctantly approving: and your instincts are mass murder?

(Dick, in background: yeah that's Tim)

Tim: noooo... It was make things go boom?

Jason, nodding sagely: I get that too, in fact I was under very high stress when I...

Bruce, almost frantic: when you helped people. Because you are. Supposed. To. help. People.

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I'm just imagining the tiktok edits of him to that song and it's him twirling his guns around. Little do they know, he has to check where he is when he does that because once Nightwing startled him and the gun went off a rooftop. He still mourns her

Tim Drake is responsible for the majority of Gotham's streams of the song skater boy by Avril Lavigne. This is because he keeps captivating people with his autistic goblin rizz. They play this song while daydreaming about wooing him by bringing the bedraggled rat boy at the skate park a zesti like they're y/n herself. Sometimes they don't even realise that That's Tim Drake Wayne. He's a cute, skrungly Thing™ that you could either fix or make worse depending on your romantic daydreams.

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First off ajsudhshjaja I'm so FLATTERED

Also I love how you show Talia as an actual human person rather than a robot !!!! (They're so cool pls check @corkinavoid out!!!)

Also Damian learns when he's older that this isn't usually how you casually talk, but he's insanely good at galas. Constantine, first time meeting Damian requests his presence at all fey/creature meetings because he can talk his way out of debts unknowingly. He just frames everything as "of course I allowed you to do this for me" and the being is like "???? D-do I really owe him???"

Damian, introduces self as "son of the bat" and "the blood son", expresses remorse but offers no apologies, speaks in convoluted manner, verbally acknowledges any debts he feels he owes and tries to pay them back asap, etc

My autism brain: aha, fey rules

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Tim Drake is responsible for the majority of Gotham's streams of the song skater boy by Avril Lavigne. This is because he keeps captivating people with his autistic goblin rizz. They play this song while daydreaming about wooing him by bringing the bedraggled rat boy at the skate park a zesti like they're y/n herself. Sometimes they don't even realise that That's Tim Drake Wayne. He's a cute, skrungly Thing™ that you could either fix or make worse depending on your romantic daydreams.

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Damian, introduces self as "son of the bat" and "the blood son", expresses remorse but offers no apologies, speaks in convoluted manner, verbally acknowledges any debts he feels he owes and tries to pay them back asap, etc

My autism brain: aha, fey rules