#bet alfred made a comment or teo avout how if he was DR wayne tim wouldnt have been so disbelieving

[lizardpersonyknow]

Tim did this on purpose bc Bruce passed him off and he's petty

Soon after he gets dick to 'accidentally' post a video of him pacing and ranting about it to his official dick grayson-wayne account.

"SHE COULDVE HAD ANYONE!! ANYONE!! AND SHE CHOSE HIM??? THE NEIGHBORHOOD FURRY???"

(dick, giggling) 'tim maybe she didn't know..'

"OH SHE KNEW. I KNOW SHE KNEW. H O W DID THAT SLUT LAND MY MUM????"

no donor baby?

I had a vision of Tim drake in an interview talking about the discovery that he's Bruce's bio son and Tim just goes like

"I knew I wasn't my dad's, since he was ace but beause of their talks about my 'excellent genetics' I assumed that he and mom went to a sperm bank and paid a lot for the traits they hoped I would have, but APARENTLY she just decided to go with the neighbor?"

All of Gotham finds it hilarious that Brucie Wayne has been downgraded to 'the neighbor'