#arrow incorrect quotes

[brinleyparke]

Dig: You are irrationally angry 365 days a year.

Oliver: Well, that’s just your personal opinion, I don’t have anger issues.

Oliver, to the rest of the team: Do you guys think I have anger issues?

Felicity: Well, I wouldn’t really call it an issue. An issue is something you can fix.

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Quote originally from New Girl

[blazethecheeto]

Things Arrow Characters Absolutely Have Said Pt. 7

Felicity: I was going to suggest we do Marilyn Monroe and JFK roleplay, but I’d get way too into it.

Oliver: What- how?

Felicity: You’d be like “come to bed … Mr. President” and I’d be like, “I need to increase the amount of American military advisors in South Vietnam by a factor of 18.”

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William: I drink to forget but I always remember...

Mia: You're drinking orange juice.

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Thea: I want to wake up with you every day for the rest of our lives.

Roy: I wake up at 4:30 AM every day to train.

Thea: I want to see you at some point every day for the rest of our lives.

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E-2 Laurel: How are you gonna carve a gigantic pumpkin?

Rene: The same way I make onion rings.

Rene: *grabs a chainsaw*

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Curtis: What if mayonnaise came in cans?

Felicity: Well that would suck because you can't microwave metal.

Oliver: Good morning to everyone except those two people.

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Dinah: If this plan goes down the drain, where should we regroup?

Rene: The afterlife, I guess.

[spider-girlwrites]

Roy: [out on one of his very first patrols] What do we do with the body?

Oliver: We leave it.

Roy: That seems a little disrespectful, don’t you think?

Oliver: Disrespectful? You just killed him!

Roy: still….

[daemonmage]

Bruce about to reveal his identity to the JL

Bruce: “I’m going to do something that may traumatize two of you. I am not sorry.”

Oliver: “oh come on Batman your identity isn’t that special.”

Bruce going full whiny play boy: “Dinah! Ollie is being mean to me!!!”

Oliver: blue screens

Dinah: “YOU BITCH!?”

[incorrectbatfam]

Bruce: Roy, let me ask you something. What was the first thing you did after the battle?

Roy: I called Ollie and Dinah to tell them I was okay.

Bruce: And what was the first thing Jason did?

Roy: He ate a banana.

[the-ace-reader]

Antinous, to the other suitors: Aren’t you tired of being nice? Don’t you want to go APE SHIT?

Odysseus, standing behind him: Yes. :)

Antinous, .2 seconds before death: Oh, shi-

[theendlessnessofbeingme]

At a justice league meeting discussing a major threat and if they should tell the public

Bruce: We don’t want to be causing an international crisis. I suggest we keep this information to only a select few individuals outside this room

At the Batcave

Bruce: News flash, we’re screwed

Jason: I knew it! I told you all that those lights weren’t just a league training gone wrong!

[lovesick-joey]

can't believe they'd do that smh

[frownyalfred]

Roy: having the Bats as friends is so weird. I was crying and they just told me to “lock in”

Oliver:

Roy: and then I did

[mysticlael]

My most famous thing ig Bat inco quotes

Roy: Sorry it took so long to bail you out of jail. Jason: No, it was my fault. I shouldn't have used my phone call to prank call the GCPD.

Dick: Ladies, gentlemen and Dami, I want to show you the greatest thing your eyes have ever beheld! Damian: A cat? Dick: No. Damian: A kitten? Dick: No! Damian: A kitten with a little hat on? Dick: NO! Damian: Consider me uninterested

Barbara: I’m not like other girls. I’m way, way worse.

Jason: Come on, B! How any times do I have to apologize? Bruce: Once! Jason: ...No.

Jason: *banging a pen on the table out of frustration* Roy, trying to focus on a project: Stop that. How would YOU feel if I banged you on the table? Jason: I— Jason: I don’t know the correct answer to that question.

Kon: I'm sorry. Please talk to me. Tim: Kon: Hello? World's most amazing person?? Sweet pea? Precious cinnamon roll that's too good for this world, too pure? Tim: 'Sorry' doesn't bring back my fucking M&Ms.

Tim: God has let me live another day and I'm going to make it everyone's problem.

Duke: Okay, who's turn is it to give the pep talk? Dick: It's Cass' turn. Cass: Don't die. Dick, wiping a tear away: Truly inspirational.

Jon: Fight me! Damian, standing behind him and holding a knife: *mouths* Do not.

*The squad's reaction to being told they're the chosen one* Bruce: I will not let you down. Steph: Sounds fun. Cass: K. Jason: No, I'm fucking not. Tim: Do I have to be? Dick: Please God, I am so tired.

Steph: I dare you- Dick: Jason is not allowed to accept dares anymore. Steph: Why not? Jason: "I have no regard for my own or others personal safety", as some would say.

Bruce: Tim, is that my mug you’re drinking out of? Tim: No, it’s mine. Bruce: It... looks just like the one I have... Tim: You don’t have one like this anymore.

Damian, eating a meal: I poisoned one of our glasses… but I forgot which one. Jason: The way this dinner is going, I pray to God that it’s mine.

Steph: I think we can be evil. As a treat. Cass: We? Steph: We. :)

Tim: I don’t even have time to tell you how wrong you are. Jason: Okay? Tim: … Tim: … Tim: Actually it’s gonna bug me if I don’t, so—

Dick: Litte Wing, it’s a shooting star, let’s make a wish! Robin!Jason: I wish for good grades. Dick: Nerd. Jason: Nevermind, I wish upon the shooting star to fall down at a 30° velocity aiming for Dick. :) Dick: Jason…

Jason: Clownery. Tomfoolery. Absolute fuckery, I am going to revoke your life privileges.

[brinleyparke]

Slade: Something is happening inside me.

Oliver: Yeah, those are called feelings.

Slade: Ah, feelings. Yeah, okay, I need to shove them back down.

Oliver: ... What?

Slade: Okay. That was close. All better now.

Oliver: What the hell's the matter with you?

*Several years later*

Oliver: Something is happening inside me.

Dig: Yeah, those are called feelings.

Oliver: Ah, feelings. Yeah, okay, I need to shove them back down.

Dig: ... What?

Oliver: Okay. That was close. All better now.

Dig: What the hell's the matter with you?

[blazethecheeto]

Things Arrow Characters Absolutely Have Said Pt. ???

Siren: *Screams*

Dinah: *Screams louder to assert dominance*

Felicity: Should we do something?!

Oliver, observing: No, I want to see who wins this.

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Dinah: Why can't any of you ever clean up after yourselves?

Rene: I have a person who does that for me.

Dinah: Yeah, ME.

Rene: I'm glad you agree.

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Siren: How do I make a date really romantic?

Oliver: Be mysterious.

Siren: Okay.

*later, while on a date with Felicity*

Felicity: So where are we going?

Siren: None of your fucking business.

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Oliver, bleeding out on the ground: Blood loss? No, I know exactly where it is.

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Diggle: God, give me patience.

Rene: I think you mean 'give me strength'.

Diggle: If God gave me strength, you'd be dead.

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Felicity: Blackmail is such an ugly word. I prefer extortion. The X makes it sound cool.

[dc-gotham-instincts-wild]

Green Lantern during a mission in Gotham: I am too old for this.

Red Hood from where he is vaporizing into the shadows: Then retire.

Batman is the background shadows of this: I raised you well.

[jasonsthunderthighs]

Roy: I don't know who needs to hear this, but readin book after book to escape reality is not a-

Jason: You watch your fuckin mouth.

[incorrectbatfam]

Jason: *reading Lolita and tearing out each page as he goes so everyone on the bus knows he's critical of his interests*

Roy: *sitting next to Jason and eating each page like a goat in a petting zoo*

[batfamgalore]

*Dick, Jason, Tim, and Roy are trying to get information out of a criminal but none of them are in their uniforms*

Jason: Okay, man, now what we’re gonna play is a little game called “damn good chance you’re getting shot”.

*Jason pulls out a revolver and spins it*

Roy: Tuck the shooter, Jason.

Jason: Tuck it? This is how I do it, man.

Roy: I know this is how you do it, but this is not the time to do it how you do it.

Jason: I ain’t tucking her (the gun) once she’s out.

Roy: Tuck it, Jason!

*Dick and Tim watching from afar*

Tim: Should we step in?

Dick: Just a little tiff, Tim. Besides there’s no bullets in that gun.

Tim: How sure are you?

Dick: One in six chance.

Tim: Those are the exact odds.