#arrow incorrect quotes

[brinleyparke]

Dig: You are irrationally angry 365 days a year.

Oliver: Well, that’s just your personal opinion, I don’t have anger issues.

Oliver, to the rest of the team: Do you guys think I have anger issues?

Felicity: Well, I wouldn’t really call it an issue. An issue is something you can fix.

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Quote originally from New Girl

[blazethecheeto]

Things Arrow Characters Absolutely Have Said Pt. 7

Felicity: I was going to suggest we do Marilyn Monroe and JFK roleplay, but I’d get way too into it.

Oliver: What- how?

Felicity: You’d be like “come to bed … Mr. President” and I’d be like, “I need to increase the amount of American military advisors in South Vietnam by a factor of 18.”

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William: I drink to forget but I always remember...

Mia: You're drinking orange juice.

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Thea: I want to wake up with you every day for the rest of our lives.

Roy: I wake up at 4:30 AM every day to train.

Thea: I want to see you at some point every day for the rest of our lives.

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E-2 Laurel: How are you gonna carve a gigantic pumpkin?

Rene: The same way I make onion rings.

Rene: *grabs a chainsaw*

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Curtis: What if mayonnaise came in cans?

Felicity: Well that would suck because you can't microwave metal.

Oliver: Good morning to everyone except those two people.

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Dinah: If this plan goes down the drain, where should we regroup?

Rene: The afterlife, I guess.

[spider-girlwrites]

Roy: [out on one of his very first patrols] What do we do with the body?

Oliver: We leave it.

Roy: That seems a little disrespectful, don’t you think?

Oliver: Disrespectful? You just killed him!

Roy: still….

[daemonmage]

Bruce about to reveal his identity to the JL

Bruce: “I’m going to do something that may traumatize two of you. I am not sorry.”

Oliver: “oh come on Batman your identity isn’t that special.”

Bruce going full whiny play boy: “Dinah! Ollie is being mean to me!!!”

Oliver: blue screens

Dinah: “YOU BITCH!?”

[incorrectbatfam]

Bruce: Roy, let me ask you something. What was the first thing you did after the battle?

Roy: I called Ollie and Dinah to tell them I was okay.

Bruce: And what was the first thing Jason did?

Roy: He ate a banana.

[lovesick-joey]

can't believe they'd do that smh

[the-ace-reader]

Antinous, to the other suitors: Aren’t you tired of being nice? Don’t you want to go APE SHIT?

Odysseus, standing behind him: Yes. :)

Antinous, .2 seconds before death: Oh, shi-

[theendlessnessofbeingme]

At a justice league meeting discussing a major threat and if they should tell the public

Bruce: We don’t want to be causing an international crisis. I suggest we keep this information to only a select few individuals outside this room

At the Batcave

Bruce: News flash, we’re screwed

Jason: I knew it! I told you all that those lights weren’t just a league training gone wrong!

[frownyalfred]

Roy: having the Bats as friends is so weird. I was crying and they just told me to “lock in”

Oliver:

Roy: and then I did

[dc-gotham-instincts-wild]

Green Lantern during a mission in Gotham: I am too old for this.

Red Hood from where he is vaporizing into the shadows: Then retire.

Batman is the background shadows of this: I raised you well.

[brinleyparke]

Quentin: *sneezes while standing on a balcony*

Oliver as the Arrow: *standing on the roof* Bless you.

Quentin: God?!

[blazethecheeto]

Things Arrow Characters Absolutely Have Said Pt. ???

Siren: *Screams*

Dinah: *Screams louder to assert dominance*

Felicity: Should we do something?!

Oliver, observing: No, I want to see who wins this.

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Dinah: Why can't any of you ever clean up after yourselves?

Rene: I have a person who does that for me.

Dinah: Yeah, ME.

Rene: I'm glad you agree.

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Siren: How do I make a date really romantic?

Oliver: Be mysterious.

Siren: Okay.

*later, while on a date with Felicity*

Felicity: So where are we going?

Siren: None of your fucking business.

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Oliver, bleeding out on the ground: Blood loss? No, I know exactly where it is.

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Diggle: God, give me patience.

Rene: I think you mean 'give me strength'.

Diggle: If God gave me strength, you'd be dead.

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Felicity: Blackmail is such an ugly word. I prefer extortion. The X makes it sound cool.

[outtamynoggin]

Dick, Donna, Wally, and Roy arguing over the TV remote

Wally: You already had the remote for an hour, Donna! It's my turn!

Roy: Yeah! Mine and Wally's! You and Dick have been watching that Housewives of Gotham show forever now - hand it over!

Donna: *dodging* Excuse me, it's our turn to continue watching because we missed last week's episode since you and Garth wanted to watch Knock Out! We're making up for the missing time.

Wally: Don't include me in this, I wan't even here! So technically, I should have the remote.

Dick: Or what?

Roy: Or we'll see just how much you and Donna like the sounds of our homemade Knock Out at 3 in the morning!

Wally: The Rem-

Dick: HOLD IT! Fine. We have a better offer.

Roy: What?

Dick and Donna: *exchanging long glances before looking back at the two*

Dick: We had a feeling you would say this, so.

Donna: In exchange for letting us have the remote for this week AND next week-

Roy and Wally: *Scoffing* yeah, right.

Donna: -Dick and I will kiss.

Roy and Wally: *Dumbfounded silence*

Wally: Wait, what?

Dick: *straight face* Donna and I will kiss for one minute.

Roy: ...how long?

Donna: One. Full. Minute.

-One hour later, Dick and Donna are watching the TV and Roy and Wally are in Roy's bedroom, sitting on the bed and staring blankly at the wall-

Roy: Totally worth it.

Wally: *dazed* Oh yeah.

Roy:

Wally:

Roy: ...Fish boy's gonna be really jealous he missed it

Wally: *grinning* You're awful

Roy: Hell yeah. I'm going to text him right now.

Wally: I want live updates!

[incorrectbatfam]

Jason: *reading Lolita and tearing out each page as he goes so everyone on the bus knows he's critical of his interests*

Roy: *sitting next to Jason and eating each page like a goat in a petting zoo*

[jasonsthunderthighs]

Roy: I don't know who needs to hear this, but readin book after book to escape reality is not a-

Jason: You watch your fuckin mouth.

[batfamgalore]

*Dick, Jason, Tim, and Roy are trying to get information out of a criminal but none of them are in their uniforms*

Jason: Okay, man, now what we’re gonna play is a little game called “damn good chance you’re getting shot”.

*Jason pulls out a revolver and spins it*

Roy: Tuck the shooter, Jason.

Jason: Tuck it? This is how I do it, man.

Roy: I know this is how you do it, but this is not the time to do it how you do it.

Jason: I ain’t tucking her (the gun) once she’s out.

Roy: Tuck it, Jason!

*Dick and Tim watching from afar*

Tim: Should we step in?

Dick: Just a little tiff, Tim. Besides there’s no bullets in that gun.

Tim: How sure are you?

Dick: One in six chance.

Tim: Those are the exact odds.