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Thomas West, 3rd Baron De La Warr, was an English nobleman, for whom the bay, the river, and, consequently, a Native American people and U.S. state, all later c...
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The batkids are known for sharing clothes amongst each other, so imagine everyone’s surprise when Jason won’t let them borrow his hoodie. Upon further inspection they find out it’s Roy’s hoodie. This causes a chain reaction and now Dick won’t let anyone borrow his Wally hoodie, Tim won’t let anyone borrow his Kon hoodie, Damian with Jon’s clothes(which there was no need for because Damian’s clothes never fit anyways), Duke with Izzy’s, Cass with Steph, and so on. After this “civil war” they all reluctantly agree to end this and all clothes (their own or not) is up for grabs. (minus Damian and Jon, of course)
bonus is when their partners steal the batkids clothes only to find out later that it’s definitely not a wayne kids clothing item.
Roy: That’s my sweater?
Wally: Yeah well Kon’s wearing my pants so…
Izzy: I’m probably wearing one of your boxers, it’s for sure not Dukes
Kon: how do you know?
Izzy: Because Duke doesn’t own Minecraft boxers???
Steph: Oh yeah sorry, those are mine
#batfam#batkids#dick grayson#jason todd#tim drake#duke thomas#stephanie brown#damian wayne#cassandra cain#roy harper#batman#jayroy#wally west#birdflash#jonathan kent#kon kent#izzy ortiz#timkon#damijon#im clinically insane#please help#man i love batman
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Does the Batmobile ever get ticketed or does the GCPD just ignore it
Bruce: *puts a box on the table*
Bruce: Gather around, everyone. It's time for our monthly ticket review.
Bruce: First up, Steph. Can you explain what happened last Friday?
[earlier]
Steph: *looking for parking in a full lot*
Steph: Screw it, I'm going around back.
Steph: *parks in front of a fire exit*
[present]
Steph: I just needed to use the bathroom.
Bruce: And in those three minutes, the Joker released a giant water balloon forcing everyone to evacuate through one less exit.
Steph: It said "fire exit." That technically wasn't a fire.
Bruce: Well, the penalty is $100 plus the towing cost. I can pay it off but you have to help Alfred in the kitchen for a month.
Steph: Yeah, that's fair.
Bruce: Next up... Cass and Barbara? Color me surprised.
Barbara: Oh yeah, I had to remotely pilot the Batmobile the other day because Cass needed a getaway.
Bruce: Then why am I being charged $250?
[earlier]
Cass: *fighting a gang*
Barbara: Orphan, ETA thirty seconds. Prepare for extraction.
Cass: *knocks out the last henchman and runs to the car*
Comm. Gordon: *writing a ticket*
Cass: ?
Comm. Gordon: You're in a disabled parking spot without a permit.
[present]
Barbara: Well I am disabled.
Bruce: Understandable. I'll let it slide since it's the first time. Just file the paperwork for a permit.
Bruce: Dick, you went thirty-five over the speed limit when you weren't pursuing a suspect. Explain.
[earlier]
Wally: Race you to Keystone?
Dick: *revs the engine*
[present]
Bruce: You're better than this. I'm disappointed. Next up: Tim. Driving without a license plate. What happened there?
[earlier]
Tim: I wasn't supposed to take the Batmobile since Bruce benched me for my wrist, but my other ride is in the shop.
Kon: What about cameras? Can't your dad tap into the city's surveillance system?
Bart: Traffic cameras read license plates, so if we take them off, no one will recognize us.
Kon: Now that's an idea.
[present]
Tim: That's on me. I shouldn't have listened to them.
Bruce: Put them back on, plus you're benched for another week. Damian, on to you.
Damian: What on Earth could I have done? I followed the speed limit, parked in the correct spots, and never so much as changed lanes on an empty road without signalling.
[earlier]
Damian, a middle schooler: *driving*
[present]
Damian: Tt.
Bruce: Don't do it again. Duke...
Duke: *cringes and remembers what he did*
[earlier]
Duke: *hooks the Batmobile to a freezer trailer*
Duke: *starts driving around with a megaphone*
Duke: Ice cream! Get your ice cream!
[present]
Bruce: Fantastic job. No complaints.
Jason, muttering: Teacher's pet.
Bruce: And finally, Jason.
Bruce: *empties the rest of the box*
#bruce wayne#batman#dick grayson#jason todd#tim drake#damian wayne#duke thomas#stephanie brown#cassandra cain#barbara gordon#james gordon#wally west#conner kent#bart allen#batfamily#batfam#batboys#batbros#batgirls#batkids#batsiblings#batman family#incorrect batfamily quotes#incorrect quotes#incorrect dc quotes#young justice#teen titans#dc comics#headcanon#batposting
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All members of the batfam share their taste in partners -
Goddess like dangerous knife woman who u wish to have ur neck snapped between their thighs
Pathetic mew mew men
#jason todd#dick grayson#tim drake#bruce wayne#cassandra wayne#cassandra cain#stephanie brown#barbara gordon#duke thomas#damian wayne#kate kane#batfamily#batfam#batman#eg.#artemis bana-mighdall#koriand'r#roy harper#bernard dowd#wally west#kon el#conner kent#jon kent#kara zor el#kara danvers#dinah lance#clark kent#diana prince#talia al ghul#selina kyle
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Should the U.S. Modify Its Stance Against the Taliban in Afghanistan?
As discussed in a prior post, on August 22, 2023, the U.N. Assistance Mission in Afghanistan (UNAMA) reported that since the Taliban takeover of Afghanistan in August 2021, it had committed at least 800 human rights violations against Afghans who had assisted the U.S. In addition, that U.N. agency also noted that the Taliban had imposed the most radical gender policies, denying education and…
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#Afghanistan#Crisis Group#Cuba. United States of America (USA)#Graeme Smith#human rights#Michael Crowley#poppy production#Qatar#Taliban#Thomas West#women&039;s rights
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Normal people: look up an actor to see what other shows they've been in
Me: sees a hot character and immediately researches for fanfiction about them
It's an instinct now.
#newsies fanfiction#newsies musical#newsies 1992#spot colon x reader#newsies#west side story x reader#newsies x reader#spider man fanfiction#spider man x reader#criminal minds x reader#criminal minds fanfiction#descendants x reader#carlos de vil x reader#riff (west side story) x reader#jd x reader#thomas shelby#thomas shelby x reader#musical fanfics#avengers fanfiction#spencer reid fanfiction#fansies#fanfic#newsies broadway#peter parker x reader#spencer reid x reader#quartermaster x reader#q james bond#do i have issues?#jd heathers
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Part 27! Damian is defo a bit of a conspiracy theorist, I don't think that you can have Bruce as a father and not be at least a little bit of one
Prev ~ Beginning ~ Next
#twitter au#EDIT: forgot to include an image#batman#bruce wayne#dc#richard grayson#nightwing#jason todd#red hood#wally west#the flash#kid flash#tim drake#red robin#kon El kent#conner kent#kon el#superboy#cassie sandsmark#wondergirl#bart allen#impulse dc#timkon#birdflash#damian wayne#robin dc#duke thomas#the signal#stephanie brown#spoiler dc
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went to the pool and all i can think about is jason got a summer job as a lifeguard todd
he's sitting in his plastic chair, smoking a cigar, black sunglasses obscuring his eyes to the point that half of the swimmers think that he's asleep and the other half thinks he's stoned
he does however move every so often and grumbles curses while answering a phone call - he keeps yelling Dick, Dickhead, Dickwad every other sentence. everyone just accepts that he's just mean like that (he is but that's besides the point)
to everyone's surprise, whenever a kid comes to him for help, he crouches down on their level, lifts his glasses to reveal the most intricate shade of blue/green eyes and smiles like an absolute softie that he is
the kids adore him and keep coming to him with the most stupid shit and he always indulges them. plays games with them, teaches them how to swim, etc.
and then one day
there's a stampede of about 20 people, led by none other than Bruce Wayne with a cup of coffee and a tired expression
they take up an entire area and are arguably the loudest people there
people start to give them confused looks because
that looks like that reporter clark kent right? - yeah and that's his...son?
isn't that ginger kid from central city? - yeah but he's dating the grayson dude cut him some slack
jason tries, he really tries, to pretend that he has no idea who they are, but of course life isn't that kind
steph pretends to drown
damian somehow brought a sword
dick keeps doing ridiculous flips into the pool
jason quits after that day
#dc characters#dc#dcu#dc universe#jason todd#batman#dick grayson#dc comics#batfam headcanons#the batman#batfamily headcanons#batfam shenanigans#batfamily shenanigans#batfamily#batfam#damian wayne#tim drake#cassandra cain#stephanie brown#duke thomas#alfred pennyworth#wally west#jon kent#clark kent#birdflash
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a mission with the Bats which involved their bestfriends.
everyone is in a circle before they can go their separate ways.
Dick, smiles, with a hair seemingly still in style as if the mission was a walk in a park: I would like to thank everyone who participated today. We wouldn't have completed this without each of our efforts.
the batkids rolls their eyes because Dick can be so extra, which just makes him grin.
Dick, spreads his arms: I just love this bonding of brotherhood.
everyone is silent until Steph bursts out laughing.
Cass brows furrow in confusion before she leans on Steph to join in laughing.
Duke, snickers: Sure.... Brotherhood.
Tim, shrieks: Brotherhood????
Kon's face turns crimson, standing close to Tim.
Tim and Kon, who just celebrated their anniversary last night somewhere in Greece.
Damian, scowls: What did you just say, Richard?
Jon, who was drinking water, nearly chokes.
Damian and Jon, who just started their relationship in the beginning of the month because finally Damian gave in to his feelings.
Jason, rolls his eyes some more: You are just embarrassing yourself, Dickface.
Roy, chuckles: Wow. Brotherhood at its finest.
Jason and Roy, who just moved in together last week.
Wally, face so red: Really, Dick?? Brothers??? Us??
Dick and Wally, who have been together before they even know it.
Dick, groans: I know, okay??? I just don't want to admit that my brothers are growing up!!
Jason: You are such a drama queen.
Duke: Maybe use another term next time, Dick?
Damian: Tt. I second that motion.
Jon, nods enthusiastically: Whatever Dami says!
Tim, yawns, leaning on Kon: How about we all go home and rest?
Kon, wraps his arm around Tim's waist: I better take Rob home.
Cass, nods: Indeed! Me and Steph. Go now.
Steph, holds her hand: We got a date planned. See ya!
the rest of the boys: WHAT????
Babs, through comms: Can we wrap this up, gentlemen? So I can sleep and you can sort out your feelings for each other.
#sure brotherhood#incorrect batfamily quotes#incorrect dc quotes#incorrect batfam#incorrect dc#batfamily#batman#batkids#batsiblings#dick grayson#stephanie brown#cassandra cain#duke thomas#tim drake#damian wayne#jason todd#kon el kent#jonathan kent#roy harper#wally west#barbara gordon#birdflash#jayroy#timkon#jondami#stephcass#dc comics#yel chronicles
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There are a lot of studies going back to the 70s showing that kids at the higher end of gifted IQ do not need instruction and often suffer in the classroom as a result. These kids are better educated with mentors and unstructured learning at their own extremely rapid pace. — Thomas West
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DC Social Media AU Part 7
I'm back
#tim drake#conner kent#kon el#bart allen#kon el kent#damian wayne#duke thomas#jerry the turkey#bites lmfao#thaddeus thawne#thad and bart the twins#cassie sandsmark#bartkon#konbart#for real this time#wally west#jason todd#birdflash#bat family#batfam#all bros gotta do is go to the family dinnners#bruce wayne#stephanie brown#ive missed her#cassandra cain#cass cain#dick grayson#yj98#young justice 1998#dc social media au
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see what I did there 😉
#batman#batfamily#jason todd#dick grayson#tim drake#damian wayne#duke thomas#batdad#bruce wayne#brucie wayne#clark kent#Superman#superbat#roy harper#arsene lupin iii#wally west#kid flash#nightwing#red hood#Red robin#robin#batman and robin#robin damian#robin dc#dc robin#dc red robin#dick grayson robin#jason todd robin#robin jason todd#the robins
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Part Seventeen; Don't ask Tim about his spleen
#batfam#birdflash#dickwally#timkon#damijon#jondami#stephcass#tim drake#jason todd#duke thomas#conner kent#damian wayne#jonathan kent#wally west#dick grayson#stephanie brown#cassandra cain#donna troy#twitter au#social media au
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Barbara: What did you get Dick for his birthday?
Jason: I got him a Glutemaster
Barbara: Really? Me too!
Stephanie: I also got him a Glutemaster.
Duke, gesturing to himself and Tim: Looks like we had the same idea.
Jason, sighing: Kill me. Please tell me you didn’t get Dick a Glutemaster as well.
Cass: I got him… a Glutemaster ��
Later-
Dick, surrounded by Glutemasters: THIS IS THE BEST BIRTHDAY EVER!!
#Damian got Dick 100 boxes of a special limited edition cereal#Damian removed all of dicks pantry items while he was sleeping the night before his bday#dick wakes up and open his kitchen cabinet and like 20 boxes just topple on top of him#Bruce got dick something expensive like a jet or a new identity#Alfred got dick fancy handcrafted cereal bowls#Wally got dick a coupon book for 10 free ‘cardio sessions’#Kori made the birthday cake… it was vanilla and anchovie flavoured#batfamily#batman#jason todd#red hood#batfam#tim drake#bruce wayne#stephanie brown#cassandra cain#dick grayson#nightwing#duke thomas#wally west#koriand'r#damian wayne#alfred pennyworth#barbara gordon#batgirl
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Cuddle piles:
The robin pile: all the batfam siblings (cas and duke are honorary robins even if they’ve never formally held the title)
The team pile up: any group of young heros but usually any team dick is on
The grumpy pile: Jason, Damian, and a sunshine of their choice (some times it’s Jon, sometimes it’s dick, sometimes Kory finds the siblings snuggling and just joins in)
The no we arnt sleeping pile: Tim and Bruce on top of their paper work
The top secret pile: the justice league in that one room they all swear dosent exist
The plus one pile up: the bat fam siblings all brought their significant others and they’re all in one giant snuggle pile.
The Polly piles : Tim or Jason get cornered by their significant others so that they get some sleep
The puppy pile: after dick is angsty everyone piles on him so he can get his snuggle time
The rabid pile: Bruce and the “what’s this? Physical affection?”
The revenge pile: the bar siblings are making a point to snuggle with out dick, he probably made some really bad pun again
#batfam#batman#red hood#brucie wayne#nightwing#dick grayson#jason todd#justice league#fanfiction idea#time drake#damian wayne#steph brown#duke thomas#cass cain#sleepy cuddles#timberkon#roy harper#birdflash#Damion#jon kent#koryand'r#starfire#arsenal#bernard dowd#timbern#wally west#young justice#dc titans#bart allen#superboy
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Batfam + co headcanons
- Jason dyes his hair black, but can’t seem to dye back the white streak
- His eyes use to be more brown, but after his dip in the Lazarus pit, they are a dark green
- The Al Ghul’s are similar in that aspect - Ra’s and Talia both have naturally brown eyes and Damian’s blue, but they’re now a vibrant green, reflecting the amount of time they’ve spent in the pit
- Ra’s eyes are the most unsettling, they’re the exact color of the pit water
- Damian has an accent
- Dick does too, but it’s much harder to pinpoint because of how much he’s traveled
- Damian calls Bruce ‘Baba’, but only after he disappeared. Before that it was just ‘Father’
- Tim is supposed to wear glasses, but he tends to forget them and his contacts so his mask is built to compensate. However, he is forever squinting during board meetings at Wayne Enterprises
- Jason and Bruce have the same thinking face but nobody would willingly call it out
- Alfred could definitely kill any of the rogue gallery, but he doesn’t out of respect of Bruce’s values
- Initially, Bruce would get annoyed when Tim would bring YJ into the batcave/manor, but he’s slowly begun to expect it
- He did get tired of finding Bart in his good chair though, so now he has a special one beside it (everyone knows it’s for Bart, but Bruce would rather be caught dead than admit that)
- Duke gets along really well with Bart and Wally, and Bruce feels a headache forming every time they’re together
- Cass is Wally’s favorite out of Dick’s siblings. More often than not, he talks way too fast for her to catch more than a few words, but she’s such an attentive listener that he forgets
- Stephanie and Jason aren’t allowed to be in a room together without supervision because they kept getting into fistfights (she antagonizes him as a hobby)
- When Damian needs time to think, he goes down to the barn to sit with Batcow because nobody ever checks for him there. They always assume he’s off training
- Duke brings out Damian’s childish nature in the best ways, and they’re almost as close as Damian is with Dick
- They pester each other a lot, but then fall asleep watching movies together (true brothers fr)
- The entirety of the batfam refuses to watch superhero movies because they’re “inaccurate”
- Jason and Diana have a genuine bond, and it only grows stronger when he comes back, even if she does get disappointed with his actions. She’s like the mom he never had
- Clark always says he doesn’t have favorites out of the younger generation, but it’s secretly Tim. He appreciates all that he does for Kon (Dick is still his favorite Robin tho)
- Alfred doesn’t make certain recipes anymore because they were something he used to make with Jason, and it upsets him to make them without his assistant
- Tim cannot for the life of him match his clothes, like Adam Sandler type of style
#batman#batfam#batfamily#bat bros#dc universe#dcu#dcu headcanons#bruce wayne#jason todd#damian wayne#dick grayson#duke thomas#cassandra cain#stephanie brown#batfam shenanigans#shitpost#young justice#bart allen#barry allen#wally west#diana prince#kon el kent#cassie sandsmark#clark kent#alfred pennyworth#talia al ghul#ras al ghul
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