#you have to mean it potter

[stabbyapologist]

I guess I'm just drawn to the dark arts, I got so ecstatic about drawing this card, idgaf. The drawing alone is crazy good!

I love this game.

[iamnmbr3]

Drarry fics are literally subtler than the actual books. Remember book 6? Remember how this is what went down in the actual canon -

Harry: Malfoy is probably a Death Eater. Also he broke my nose. And we've been enemies for 6 years. I will not rest till I discover what his mission is and put a stop to it.

Harry: Oh wait. I walked in on him basically confessing that just as I suspected he is definitely a Death Eater on a mission from Voldemort. But he looked really sad about it and also if he fails Voldemort might hurt him so obviously I'll just let him be. Even if he's on an evil mission I can't let him be sad - or worse, actually get hurt.

Harry: How am I going to distract myself from thoughts of Malfoy? ... I know. I'll get a girlfriend.

[losver07]

okay we have talked about regulus being a swimmer but have you considered SIRIUS being a professional swimmer and after regs death not being able to go near water?

[ultravioletbrit]

“wave” - Jegulus microfic - @into-the-jeggyverse - 354 words

Part 2 (Part 1 - "brilliant")

Regulus didn’t mean to eavesdrop. He really didn’t. He was just looking for a book, but then he heard Sirius’ name. And then he heard his own name. And then he heard James say he loves him.

It hits Regulus like a tidal wave; too much and all at once and he freezes– James loves him? James thinks Regulus hates him? James is standing in front of him. Regulus is frozen.

He’s frozen until James starts to say something and Regulus cuts him off. He can’t hear anything else and he needs to be anywhere but here. But Regulus can only think of one thing to say–

“I don’t hate you.” And then he runs.

———

Regulus makes it to the Astronomy Tower and sits down with his back against the wall. He’s breathing heavy and he can’t tell if it’s from running across the castle or from finding out the person he’s in love with is in love with him too.

James loves him? James thinks Regulus hates him? James is standing in front of him–

Wait. James is standing in front of him? When did James–

“Can I sit?” James asks sheepishly and he’s also out of breath like he just ran across the castle too.

Regulus doesn’t say anything and just stares at James for a long moment. Eventually, he looks down at his lap and shrugs slightly. James walks to the opposite wall and sits down across from Regulus.

They sit is silence for several minutes. Both fidgeting and both stealing small glances at the other. Surprisingly, it’s Regulus who breaks the silence.

“Did you mean it? When you said…” Regulus trails off, keeping his eyes on his hands in his lap.

“Yeah.” James whispers after another beat of silence. “But I didn’t mean for you to hear me... Sorry.”

“Why are you sorry?” Regulus finally looks up, but James looks away.

“I don’t know.” James shrugs. “Did you mean it? When you said you don’t hate me?”

“Yeah.” Regulus whispers.

“What does this mean?” James asks and they finally make eye contact with each other.

“I don’t know.” Regulus shrugs. “But it probably means something.”

[itsriotmotherfuckers]

Whenever I get comments on my fics I’m just like “oh you like my writing? You enjoyed this enough to tell me? How do you feel about a fall wedding? Or spring or summer or winter I’m not picky, whenever you want. I will literally take a bullet for you”

[maxdibert]

Imagine a guy spends 7 years of your life physically and mentally abusing you, making your life hell along with his 3 friends because he doesn’t have the guts to do it alone, and one day you find him dead, and people expect you to feel sorry for him?? Like, what world do these people live in? They should be thankful I didn’t kill him myself lol.

[short666bread]

Ron is looking for them

[lady-lessobian]

Haha silly tumblr lesbian, don't you know that you're missing out on half the population? That surely Mr. Right is out there if you look hard enough? Everyone's a little bit bisexual, there's certainly an exception out there for you somewhere. In fact, I don't believe you when you say you're gay- I mean sexuality is sooo fluid, right? Aren't you being bigoted by not being into men? Isn't turning down a man such a bigoted and hateful thing to do? When will you find a man? Go find a man now. Go find a man or you're a terrible person. It is imperative that you find yourself a man. It's simply against nature that you refuse to make yourself available to men.

[shrimpalbuspotter]

Albus giggling to himself as he walks away every time he does the iconic Slytherin "sneer and tch" to some random student. They're standing around, minding their own business, and suddenly out comes Albus looking at them like dirt on his shoe and tutting to himself, followed by a chuckle which he THINKS is quiet but really isn't.

[allaboutlov3]

My life could’ve been very different, Lily thinks looking at Mary while holding James’ hand.

[iamnmbr3]

i love how draco spends a whole summer talking about how much he "hates" harry potter and harry thinks of draco as his "nemesis" and several times has thoughts about some fate or other being too terrible for anyone "except maybe malfoy" but then any time either of them is actually in any danger they both are absolutely ready to just throw every other priority out the window to save each other. without fail. every single time. some "rivalry" huh...

[abouttimeoc]

Lucius the first time he met Narcissa

[maladaptivedaydr3amer]

I think all the canon marauders & co would for real hate their fanon selfs.

[yantao-enthusiast]

when in harry potter and the half blood prince, it says “you’re getting a bit obsessed with malfoy, harry, i mean, thinking about missing a quidditch match just to follow him?” and “harry however had never been less interested in quidditch, he was rapidly becoming obsessed with malfoy”…. when in mean girls, cady says “i was a woman possessed. i spent 80 percent of my time talking about regina. and the other 20 percent of the time i was praying for someone to bring her up so i could talk about her more.”…. something like that

[miela]

Rewatched Hunger Games, Catching Fire, and Mockingjay after 10+ years to compare them to Crimson Rivers and it was so much fun spotting on the parrallels until someone i liked died and then i got triggered lmao send help

[marawrders]

raise your hand if you've ever felt personally victimized by the troll who has actually sPENT LITERAL YEARS VEHEMENTLY DISGUSTINGLY ATTACKING PEOPLE ON EVERY GODDAMN INSTANT CHAT ROLEPLAY WEBSITE FOR SHIPPING JILY EVEN THOUGH THEYRE WISHING HORRIFIC TRAUMAS ON PEOPLE THAT THEY ARE CONDEMNING JAMES FOR ALLEGEDLY (but not actually) CAUSING