#literally anyone

[maxdibert]

Imagine a guy spends 7 years of your life physically and mentally abusing you, making your life hell along with his 3 friends because he doesn’t have the guts to do it alone, and one day you find him dead, and people expect you to feel sorry for him?? Like, what world do these people live in? They should be thankful I didn’t kill him myself lol.

[icarusredwings]

Me when I see someone claim "The Wolverine isn't romantic"

"It hurt itself in confusion!!"

[runa-falls]

continuing to suck on him after he cums so you can listen to him whimper as he tries to get away>>>

[ambagel]

Rabbit Gear Ortho has made me really really want a scene where Ortho rabbit-kicks someone. Like.. I can see it so clearly 🤧🥀 Alas, I have never been artistic, so this is the best I can do for visualization

See the vision?? Like he should absolutely do that, he would enjoy it immensely

[ranbling]

Honestly, if someone showed up to a theme party I planned, without bothering to dress up and told me "they had Henleys in the 80s" I would have dumped the condescending asshole right there and then

[odettenights]

I unfortunately will always be victim to lesbian or sapphic headcanons of any woman in any media. even if I don't know her she's gay

[celaenaeiln]

Bludhaven Police Department, collectively witnessing a known dangerous enemy/vigilante come and kiss Officer Grayson before taking off: oh my god oh my god oh my god. Did you see that?!

BPD person 1: YEAH WHAT THE HELL, WE HAVE TO DO SOMETHING

BPD person 2: OH MY GOD-WE HAVE TO CALL THE POLICE

BPD person 3: yeah, uh, just one problem with that.

BPD person 1: WHAT?!

BPD person 4: WE ARE THE POLICE!

BPD person 5: *whimpering* we’re done for…

BPD person 6: Who wants to bring it up to Grayson

BPD:

BPD person 2: you know what? I think I have a couple reports to file-which was the one Grayson wanted?

BPD person 3: I’ll help you with that? I mean it’s been 3 months but we’ll find it together.

BPD persons 1,4,5,X,Y,Z joining in: I’ll help!

Commissioner: *taking a long drag* I don’t get paid enough for this shit.

[definitelyincorrect]

Tony: I don’t have time to tell you how wrong you are.

Tony: Actually, it’s gonna bother me if I don’t.

[takingasterix]

anyone have any Merlin drawing requests for me? can be anything--ship, friendship, character, AU, etc. Just want to draw but it's always more motivating to have a prompt :) <3 Thanks so much!

[motherfuckingmaneater]

How do you think Bella would have reacted if she had found out about Regulus' betrayal? I mean, I can clearly see Bellatrix torturing him, what I can't say is if she would have killed him after getting what she wanted or left him alive because she doesn't dare kill him, so she lets him suffer a little more.

Doesn’t dare kill him?? Why wouldn’t she dare?? He’s her blood and she makes it plain that she’s loyal to family — but remember how she cut andromeda off?

Remember how cold and indifferent she was to Sirius? If someone hurts her I think she’d absolutely destroy them. She’s vengeful and cruel and unrelenting, these are all primary aspects of her character, remember?

So if Regulus does her this wrong, do you think she ‘won’t dare kill him’?

Quite on the contrary I think she’d rather easily help remove yet another stain on her family tree — and what’s more deserving of erasing than someone who betrays her (and the man she loves) in such a dreadful way?

I think if she’d known what he was hoping to achieve she’d have absolutely destroyed him. Just like I think if she’d known Narcissa in the end had lied to Voldemort, she’d have turned her wand on her too.

Idc, I think Bellatrix is a lot crueler and more ruthless than most people like to write her. I think her cruelty can often know no limits, as can her vengeance.

Regulus would’ve been dead.

[tarantulasnot]

Please send me requests oh darling mutuals I will write just about anything for just about anybody please please please I need inspiration. It can be smut, angst, fluff, limes, lemons, grapefruits, frittatas, the god damn pentagon just PLEASE it can be character x character, it can be gay, lesbian, threesomes, they can be real people they can be self inserts it can be about ME for all I care just PLEASEEEE

[eddiesghxst]

y’all know that scene in hot summer nights where daniel and mckayla are standing in the store asile flirting like whores and mckayla takes daniels lollipop out of his mouth, sucks it, then puts it back in his mouth.

imagine doing that to eddie.

he wouldn’t survive. he would actually combust on the spot. literally cream his pants.

goes absolutely mentally insane because it’s the hottest thing that’s ever happened to him and he’s definitely gonna be thinking about it for the rest of his life.

[isthataraccoon]

is there like a tumblr book club? Because we should make one if there isn’t. Also, do people discuss books in places/groups because I would love to do that and participate 🙏🙏 please be friends with me and talk about books 🙏🙏🙏

[squeliy]

I swear angela has chemistry with anyone within a 5 mile radius

[murasaki-cha]

My sweet boy, no offense but I would pick anyone, LITERALLY ANYONE, besides your dad on what to do during a supernatural possibly life threatening event that is taking place in front of me

[milo-the-professional-yapper]

I’m finally getting back into Penumbra again so I can listen to the final season (I haven’t done a full listen since like 2020-2021 and I only got to like ep 1 of season 4)- but I go online and there’s like- no more fandom?

Did smth happen while I was gone like damn where’s the fresh Fanart and Fics? I’m dying out here guys