#my hcs

[dilfismz]

Squid Game Characters texts during “talking stage” HCs

Contains: Junho, Thanos, Minsue, SaeByok, Salesman, Se-mi, Namgyu, Inho, Sangwoo, GiHun

[lousylambsblog]

my really awful mime hcs

[iwanderbecauseimlost]

My headcanons for the Fëanorians

1. Maedhros: As he's the eldest, he has a weird sense of duty which literally no one asked him to have. It's just, "Oh, I'm the oldest, I can't make mistakes, I've got to set an example for my little brothers." He's also the smartest.

2. Maglor: Maglor is almost as smart as Maedhros. He's definitely more patient than him.

3. Celegorm: He's stupid. The dumbest elf to have elfed. Dumber than Fëanor himself.

4. Caranthir: Obviously, he's the quick-tempered one, but he's surprisingly smart. He often gets annoyed with Celegorm for his stupidity.

5. Curufin: Despite being pretty young, he too, is much smarter than Celegorm, but follows him because he's older (and Curufin is secretly scared of Celegorm).

6. Amrod and Amras: Contrary to popular belief that the youngest children are living The Life ™️, Fëanor and Nerdanel forgot about them way too often to be acceptable. Think Kevin from Home Alone, except Nerdanel didn't repent like Kevin's mom did. Maedhros and Maglor are the only ones who actually remember the two.

[nolan-wo]

BECAUSE OF COLLEGE, I don't have much energy for arts, so I'll just show my old headcanon on Hajime and run away crying

[kyrithenerd]

EMMETT CULLEN HEADCANONS

"Hey honey, what's this?" At everything you do

he's defo a teddy bear

Constantly hugging you

Kind of pda, bro genuinely can't stop being next to you

Sends you gym pics

"Honey look how much can I squat" or sum like that

Always says you're perfect, doesn't care about weight or anything

He's a goofball so he has a hard time realizing when he should be serious

Guard dog vibes, won't let you get hurt

At school he makes sure (if you're not against it) that your relationship is top gossip

If you're an artist he's next to you watching you sketch

Has bro-nights with Jasper and Edward, but he still sends you pics

If you're human, he takes a long time to tell you that he's a vampire, he's afraid that you reject him for it

If you're a vampire, hunting dates are a MUST

Showers you with Chocholate (or whatever sweets you like)

"Honey check out this new recipe I found" FOR SOME REASON I JUST SEE HIM AD A COOK. He defo cooks even if both of you are vampires, if you're human... Oh boy.. he constantly gives you what he cooks

Travels with you a lot of times

If you're a werewolf, he calls out Rosalie for calling you a mutt. Homey doesn't tolerate wolf-racism.

Tries to get close to Charlie (if he's ur dad) and actually manages to get liked by him.... After months of trying

Buys you flowers, he's a gentleman (he sometimes ruins the bouquet but he tries)

Surprisingly clumsy

He loves how you get along with his family, especially Alice, obviously.

Wears matching outfits with you<3

He's such a jock that it's hard to tell he's a vampire

"Honey are you cold?" Whenever you're cuddling

Calls you honey all the time if you didn't notice already

Totally black cat x golden retriever duo

Constantly asked you what he should wear

Always compliments you

Kills the bugs for you, strong guy you got there.

Absolutely the jealous type, duh

Picks you up and spins you around bc he can

You guys move in together after getting married (obvi)

When he spotted you walking down the aisle, the others swore he teared up (even if vampires can't)

Got so mesmerized almost forgot to repeat his vows

If he gets you to go to the gym with him he flexes like crazy trying to show off

That's all for today, if you'd like something requests are open<3

[chaosismybestie]

one day desmond realizes he's touch starved af

it dawns on him like a slap in the face that he has not touched or been touched by another human being for months, outside of the quick and clinical handling to get him ready for his animus sessions

him living through his ancestors gave him the illusion of physical contact but even then, a lot of his ancestors *were* touch starved as well, if you dont count the scarce meetings to fuck and the few friendly embraces.

im sure most assassins have an– unusual relation to touch, bc of, you know, having to be careful all the time, maintaining a healthy amount of paranoia to stay alive... and their touch towards others most often involves killing

but desmond relation to touch, with his early training, parental figures not necessarily handling that specific part, and his obligations to spend days in the animus surely is completely fucked up

and the day he realizes that he misses that specific part of human interactions is so painful and terrible, he doesn't know what to do. how to express it without sounding miserable?

[disastersappho]

i’m cackling imagining criminal-justice-major-andrew minyard as a paralegal. like he’s simultaneously really good at his job bc of his eidetic memory. but is also an absolute asshole to attorneys. and occasionally alludes to having committed felonies.

[towelenjoyer]

Ghost: It's four o'clock in the morning, go to sleep sarge.

Y/n: I'll sleep when I die

Ghost: We're both legally dead, you can now legally sleep in my arms, chop chop.

Y/n: Damn like what they did to your family huh, Lt.

Ghost: >:(

[grabby-smitten]

Sylus is for those who are seeking someone who can be genuine and honest with them. That will put them and their relationship first and wont betray the same trust that is given.

Sylus is for those who are scared of being loved completely. The ones who believe they have a dark side and want someone who will still stand by their side and love them still the same.

Sylus is for those who sometimes need help and can’t ask for it. He would do the things, guide you or simply accompany you through it all.

Sylus is for those who struggle to see a bright side of themselves, but he will remind you time and time again how a wonderful person you are. In his eyes, there is nothing more precious than you.

[juniperpyre]

when harry is like "oh my dad wouldn't want you two to turn into murderers 🥺" to remus and sirius they don't spare peter bc harry made an effective appeal, they do it bc they don't want to correct harry and tell him that james and lily each killed multiple people

[shyjusticewarrior]

Things the batkids would comment on tiktok

[eveysnotebook]

how the batboys blush

Dick blushes easily, but it isn’t very noticeable. His cheeks might become a little redder, a nice tone on his already warm colored skin but it’s not super obvious that he’s currently a blushing mess.

Tim blushes like crazy, I mean full body blush. Face becoming redder, elbows, hands, knees, torso I mean truly a full body blush. He gets flustered and turns into a tomato. I feel like it would be easy to catch him off guard with you’re words, but not necessarily easy to make him blush.

Jason doesn’t blush easily, he’s better at making you blush. But when he does blush, it’s usually just his cheeks and tips of his ears. He gets all shy and hides his face, all though you know he has a derpy smile and red cheeks under there.

stay hydrated xx

[driftingvoid-155]

“Chat how we looking?” -Mike to the five voices in his head that possessed his corpse and refuse to leave.

[i-am-married-to-keith-kogane]

Keith dating hcs please!! and im so glad that their is people still doing voltron! i love that show so so much and I feel like the fandom is dying so quickly😭

hiii!!

ofc i can do keith dating headcanons lovely! im so glad you like voltron too, its taken over my life once again and its sad coming back to the fandom with just a little of us left but i want to continue posting/writing about voltron to keep it alive on tumblr with some other talented creators!!

✦KEITH KOGANE DATING HCS✦

✦before confessing his feelings to you, he had to ask lance for some help

✦it took a lot of contemplating and hyping up but he finally got there!

✦keith would struggle a little at the beginning of the relationship since he's worried you'll leave him for someone better. he would spend nights just staring at his ceiling and thinking how much better off you would be with someone else.

✦though overtime those thoughts would fade away but not completely.

✦he would try to flirt with you, but he'd become very flustered and awkward but you thought it was very adorable by the effort he'd put into it!

✦he is very against PDA (aka public display of affection)!!

✦if you break it, expect a very grumpy, pouty and flustered keith.

✦keith is VERY clingy in your relationship, he’ll just want to constantly be near you especially in social situations.

✦keith gets jealous, he just does. he's scared people are gonna steal you from him.

✦once while on a mission with him, this alien took it upon themself to start flirting with you (because who wouldn't😍), keith caught up on this and let me tell you, he was mad.

✦he completely broke the 'no PDA' rule. he wrapped you around in his arm and said "excuse me, but she's taken" with a deadpanned face. man was not having it.

✦i feel like his galra side would make him very territorial, which includes things that belong to him and his personal space.

✦your his and he's yours.

✦surprisingly the only thing that he let pass from his 'no PDA' rule is hand holding, ONLY if he knows that no one else notices (especially Lance or Pidge, they just love to tease him).

✦but they know, they're just snickering quietly to themselves, but shiro keeps them quiet for keith's sake(space dad!!)

✦okay if you guys sleep together, keith demands morning kisses. its the first thing he needs wants. when he wakes up don't be surprised to be showered in kisses!

✦this man does NOT care about morning breath, he just loves you so much!!

✦though, if you sleep in your own beds let say, he'll just brush his teeth (as will you🫵)

✦i feel like keith's hugs will be super comforting and long, especially if he's feeling a little sleepy (and he may just hug you around the other paladins if he is really tired)

✦(yk sometime you just got to break the rule, he just can't resist hugging you. it just makes him feel so warm and comforted.)

✦we all know that keith loves you to bits but he does get embarrassed about what the others will think when they see him so lovey dovey and intimate.

✦he needs to keep the tough guy act okay, its a full-time job (its really not)

✦but just keep reminding him to be himself ☻!!

OKAY WE'VE MADE IT TO CUDDLING!!!!

✦(im sorry i just love cuddles💗 ahhhh)

✦this man would sell his soul for a cuddle from you. IN PRIVATE sadly.

✦he loves little snuggles before drifting off to sleep after an exhausting day.

✦he loves when you pepper kisses all over his face, neck, collarbone and shoulders

✦he also loves when you play or run your fingers through his hair, he finds it so soothing.

✦also don't deny any of his affection! IT WILL SEND THIS DUDE INTO SEVERE POUTY-NESS.

✦he just loves you so so so much!! so it will break his heart (not literally).

✦your the definition of the sun to his moon.♥︎

(i dont think i used that correctly ☹︎ but trust the thought process)

✦you always have to remind him that if he dies, you die too. in hope to make him less reckless on missions (he's still reckless).

✦also before he leaves for a mission he always gives you a sweet little kiss at the forehead/temple and definitely expect a kiss when he gets back!!

☾ ⋆･ﾟ:⋆･ﾟ

✦in the end he loves you dearly and would do anything for you ☻♥︎

★。＼｜／。★

-love,

. marra✧˖*°࿐

★。／｜＼。★

[calicoheartz]

꣑୧ — summary | just thinking about phone sex with her . . . ♡

— warnings | nsfw under the cut. read at your own discretion

read more slutty thots here !

your girlfriend had been away on a work conference for more than a week , and it was safe to say that you were missing , no , craving the feeling over her long fingers in between your thighs.

your girlfriend had called you as she did every night when she was away , whether it was to check in on you or just to hear your voice.

she was staring at you so intently, admiring you as you laid below your fluffy white sheets , merely wearing anything except a pair of black lace panties.

when you adjusted the camera , you saw her eyes slightly widen ; a smirk forming on her lips. You quickly moved the camera to show nothing but your face , muttering a simple “oops , sorry my love” , as you wait for the reaction to appear onto her face.

“oh so that’s what you wanted to do huh? such a needy girl for me especially when I’m away?” she spits out as her voice deepens , eliciting a soft , but audible moan to escape your lips.

you quickly adjust the camera once again to show your legs that were now rubbing up against eachother , a indication to your girlfriend that you were soaked.

“open your legs for me baby”

you open your legs to the widest of your ability , earning a low grunt from your girlfriend , “you’re so beautiful my love, all for me,”

your fingers quickly find their way towards your nipples , pinching them , as you run your soft fingers down them , as your hand slowly creeps its way down to your clit, landing your fingers right into your slit.

she watches you with need , as you had a feeling she was doing the same thing to herself right in this moment.

you slowly began to rub your puffy clit in slow circles , earning a small whimper from your lips , as you mumble ; “I want you so bad right now baby”

she moans back at the comment , throwing her head against the wooden headboard. “I p-promise I’ll fuck you nice and good when I get home hm? just be a good girl and keep fucking yourself with those pretty fingers of yours.”

you began to touch yourself faster , not being able to even think a coherent thought , all your thoughts being consumed by your want and need for her.

you slowly inserted two fingers into yourself , pushing them in and out at a pace that you swore made you see stars. your moans becoming gradually louder by the second , not even worrying if anyone heard , as you could hear your girls breathe hitching through the phone.

after what felt like hours of this euphoric bliss , you felt the familiar feeling of a knot tighten within you , as your fingers curled , hitting your g-spot.

“please baby , please , I’m going to cum” you stumble out, your voice hitting the highest note it practically could.

“let go baby, I’m gonna cum too.”

a/n : aaaa it feels so good to be back!! here’s a slightly longer slutty thot to start the weekend off right 💗 hope u enjoyed besties !!

[therapyplacebo]

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Keeps spare clothes for you at his office for whenever you drop by right after a shift at the association (Greyson pokes fun at him for doing so)

Secretly keeps a box full of drawings you guys made together as kids, tucked away in the back of his wardrobe.

He's the lightest sleeper ever—has a hard time falling/staying asleep but stubbornly won't admit that it might be insomnia

Speaking of sleeping; he always makes sure to send you a good morning text during his early rounds at the hospital (even though he knows you won't be awake for another hour)

Stocks your favourite flavour of gum/candy in the glove compartment—it grew on him even though he insists he hates it

Doesn't have a particular preference for music genre but adds a lot of the songs that you play whenever he drives to his playlist

Actually.... He definitely does NOT have a playlist but instead uses Liked Songs as one.

Cannot dance to save his life—his hands might be coordinated but the rest of his body sure isn't

Pretty big on privacy—all his socials are private and solely uses them because you keep tagging him on places you want to visit with him (he adds them to the long list he keeps in his notes app)

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My first time posting anything that isn't a fic or a one shot... This feels weird but also fun.