#the greene family

[gelu-the-babosa-multiversal]

Golly had the idea of implementing the classic logic of ¨if you change something in the past then the timeline splits creating a new universe¨ kind of stuff to Rescue Bots

So yeah, AU in which Cody, Frankie, and the Bots just created an alternative universe in which Morocco rules but even when they managed to come back to their original timeline, the Morocco timeline still exists and he wants revenge...

So now the team has to deal with two Morocco's, but the Burns family of the other timeline is there to help too

[moochipeachey]

THE VON HAUNT ESTATE

Eric: I can't believe you've been sleeping with my girlfriend?! How fucking dare you?! How could you?!

Naomi: Eric, I know it looks crazy, but I can explain.

Eric: *jabs finger in face* "I don't want to hear shit from you. Ya know, I knew you were a slut when you let me fuck after knowing me for one day, but I thought you at least had an ounce of self-respect."

Matthew: "Watch your mouth! I know you're angry but that doesn't give you an excuse to be disrespectful. Act like your mother raised you better than that, or I'll give you the ass whooping you rightfully deserve."

Eric: "And I know daddy wasn't around to teach you the bro code, but let me tell you something Matthew, it damn sure doesn't involve sticking your dick or nose into other people's relationship. Bros over hoes!"

Matthew: "Call her a name one more time and I'll-"

Eric: "You'll do what?! Give me one good reason why I shouldn't send you up to meet your father."

Matthew: "That's it, I'm gonna fucking kill you!".

Naomi: "That's enough, both of you! *intense silence* Naomi: "Eric, you're upset, and rightfully so, but that's no excuse for you to talk to Matthew like that." Eric: "Of course, the whore takes his side." Matthew: "Dude, you must really want your ass beat." Naomi: "Stop! It's not about taking sides. Look, lines have been crossed on both sides and at the end of the day, we are all in the wrong. Let's just call it a night and we can talk about this later." Matthew: "Oh I have nothing to say to him. He knows we're sleeping together and now I know how he really feels about me. I'm done!" Eric: "I actually agree with the asshole, I never want to see the two of you again. I hope you have the night you deserve."

Eric: *mumbles* "Fucking piece of shit losers." Eric: *mumbles* "I swear I can never have anything to myself. First it was football, now it's my girlfriend. What's next, my father?" Lena: *sighs* "I swear, if it's not one thing, it's another." Nadine: "Uh oh. I see that look on your face, what is it now?" Lena: "I don't know, and I don't think I want to find out either. On the bright side, at least it's not Zackery this time."

Adrian: "Sooo, I couldn't help but overhear your conversation with Scott and Isaac-" Zack: *groans* "Et tu, Brute?" Adrian: *chuckles* "C'mon Zack, you know it's not like that at all, I fuck with you. It's just... I've been under a lot of pressure lately and I could use a little something to help me... destress. You feel me?" Zack: "I, uhh, I might still have a guy." Adrian: "Oh really? Because word on the street is you are the guy."

Adrian: "And you're sure it's practically impossible to overdose on this stuff?" Zack: "Dude, it's just molly. I thought you said you did your research and read the trip reports?" Adrian: "I mean, yeah, but there wasn't much information on overdoses." Zack: *scoffs* "Exactly. Look, molly is like the safest drug ever, a drug addict could take it with no issue. See, watch this." Zack: "Easy as pie." Adrian: "If you say so." Zack: "Come on, hurry up, let's get back before anyone notices we're gone."

Nadine: "I would do anything to see the look on Andre's face right now. I have no doubt he's rolling his eyes at whatever outlandish thing Bruce is saying." Lena: "Oh. My. God." Nadine: "What? What is - Oh."

Lena: "I think it goes without saying, but that meeting with my husband? You can kiss it goodbye.

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[incorrectbatfam]

Jason: I am not proud of what I am about to say, but someone get me a cigarette.

Dick: But Jason, we don't smoke.

Jason: Cut the crap, Dick. I'm not an idiot. I know that one in five people smoke.

Jason, pointing at Roy: One.

Jason, pointing at Kyle: Two.

Jason, pointing at Kory: Three.

Jason, pointing at Wally: Four.

Jason, pointing at Dick: Five.

Jason: Now, I am going to close my eyes and when I open them, there better be a cigarette between these two fingers.

Roy: *puts a cigarette in Jason's hand*

Jason: Thank you. Light?

Everyone: *pulls out a lighter*

[coppertophomegurl]

Bridgerton season 3 was really a win for the fat girls, and the gingers, and the wallflowers, and the bisexuals.

[theendlessnessofbeingme]

At a justice league meeting discussing a major threat and if they should tell the public

Bruce: We don’t want to be causing an international crisis. I suggest we keep this information to only a select few individuals outside this room

At the Batcave

Bruce: News flash, we’re screwed

Jason: I knew it! I told you all that those lights weren’t just a league training gone wrong!

[arkangelo-7]

Things Bruce Wayne does at Justice League meetings that 100% confirm the fact that he is a Dad.

Makes attempts at referencing pop culture to try and relate to the younger members. The most memorable instance is when he told Flash to “keep running up that hill.” (Dick laughs for an hour when Wally tells him about it.)

Does the iconic groan/grunt whenever he sits down in his chair. It’s hilarious, but no one is dumb enough to laugh at the Batman.

Ensures that the background music exclusively plays Matchbox 20 and Nirvana. Diana is the only one who enjoys this.

Actively complain about how everyone is “ruining his floor” whenever they push back their chairs.

On that note, he also complains about crumbs getting everywhere whenever someone is snacking.

Will (covertly) ask Clark for grilling tips during breaks. Oliver overhears this once and has to go lay down out of shock, because Batman? Grilling?

Declines requests for new equipment/tools/etc. because they “have that at the Watchtower.” This inevitably leads to complaining from the entire JL.

Always, without fail, will ask Hal if he’s changed the oil in the spacecraft recently. Hal doesn’t know whether to be offended or not.

Randomly interrogates members on if they’ve messed with the Hall of Justice’s thermostat. They have not, in fact, touched the thermostat.

Someone needs to stop me because I literally cannot get the image of Bruce being the Typical Dad (tm) of the Justice League.

[hinamie]

spiraling

[artsymeeshee]

Saw a trend on Twitter that was called the “Never stop drawing” trend where you showed one of your most earliest art pieces to your recent so I wanted to show my first official art of the Pines family to my still favorite piece I made of them. I owe a lot of my art journey to this family :’) ❤️

[cthaehart]

Someone help him

[gelu-the-babosa-multiversal]

Thinking about how maybe in the Morocco timeline the reason why we don't have Cody, his mom, Frankie, and her dad...

Is because Morocco saw them as the primary problem for his subsets. So he with his Morbots just got rid of them permanently...

And the reason we just see Charlie, Kade, Dani, and Graham is that Morocco didn't see them as an actual threat, more because he took all the power and even maybe offline the Rescue Bots when they came to Earth...

In an alternative hc I would say that Morocco thinking things a bit deeper he would manipulate Charlie's wife to make her leave him to marry him and give him Cody as his bio child and like that have the perfect heir who has some of Cody's traits mixed with Morocco's

Or in a more cynical way, he would take DNA from both Erza and Charlie and have both Frankie and Cody as his kids...

thinking thinking thinking

[moochipeachey]

THE VON HAUNT ESTATE

Lena: "Oh Nadine, you grossly overestimate just how much my husband listens to me. I want to put in a good word for you, truly I do, but I just don't think now is a good time. It's the middle of election season, after all, we wouldn't want to do anything too brash." Nadine: "In my opinion, that's even more reason to consider Andre's proposal." Lena: "Excuse me?" Nadine: "Damon plays it safe every election, the same old routine to appease the same old conservative voters. There's so much support to be gained if only you weren't scared to try something new." Lena: "Those same old conservative voters keep us in office year after year. I really don't see a reason to try anything new when we're basically guaranteed wins." Nadine: "I can give you one; your voter base is dying off. The younger generation don't hold the same values as you, and sooner or later, you'll need their votes."

Lana: "I hate to cut our conversation short, Nadine, but I've just spotted my son talking to some unsavory characters." Nadine: *chuckles* "If I didn't know better I would think you're trying to run away from me, Lena." Lena: "Cute. I admire your persistence, we could use someone like you on our campaign team." Nadine: "Now that is cute. Go ahead, handle your son. I need to find Naomi anyway, Lord knows what she's up to." Lena: "Hmmm, if you get Naomi to keep an eye on Eric for me, I could see about getting Andre a meeting with Damon."

Naomi: "I know benefits are boring but dude, you are killing my vibe. It's honestly not that bad." Zack: "Naomi...you don't understand the day I've had. I'll be out of here as soon as everyone is too drunk to notice." Naomi: "Speaking of drinks, my friend Noemie is at the bar so if you're going to pout, follow me there." Zack: *silence* Zack: "You realize I'm in recovery, right?" Naomi: "Yeah but Eric said you had a problem with pills and coke, not alcohol. Just think of it as a test." Zack: "That's not how that... nevermind, let's go." *15 minutes later* Naomi: "The only reason Mrs. Parrish assigned Matthew as my partner is because she knows we hate each other. I'm telling you she's a messy bitch, Noemie." Noemie: *laughs* "Speaking of Matthew, he was just looking for you before you walked over here. It seemed urgent." Naomi: "And you're just now telling me? Well, where'd he go?" Noemie: "He went towards the east wing, I'd check there first." Naomi: "Alrighty then. Are you gonna be okay, Zack?" Zack: *zoned out* "Yeah, yeah."

Bartender: "Another Coke and Rum, as requested." Zack: "Yeah, yeah, you don't have to be so loud." Eric: *walking towards him* "It's not like the whole world can't see you. I mean seriously Zackery, do you want mom to lose her shit." Zack: *slurring* "Ace! I should've known you'd come poking your nose into my business sooner or later. Relax. It's not like everyone in the world could fit in here anyway." Eric: "That's all you have to say for yourself? All it takes is the wrong person to catch you and it's a media frenzy all over again." Zack: "Don't you have better things to worry about? If I were you I'd be more concerned with what your best friend and girlfriend are up to right now." Eric: "W-what are you talking about?" Zack: "Oh, I think you know exactly what I'm talking about. I know you've seen the way he looks at her. Or the way her face lights up at the mention of his name. You can't be that stupid." Eric: "Shut up. Go home, you're drunk. I'll call you an Uber and we can keep this between us, but you owe me. Big time." Zack: "I just exposed you to the truth, isn't that good enough?"

Naomi: "Seriously, Matthew? This is what you call me in here for? I can't believe you would choose to do this here, of all places." Matthew: "Don't try to flip this on me, Naomi, I gave you weeks to tell him about us." Naomi: "Us?! Last time I checked I was in a relationship with Eric." Matthew: *scoffs* "Forgive me, it's kind of hard to remember when you spend most nights in my bed." Naomi: "Jesus Christ, Matthew, it's just sex. If you can't handle this just let me know now."

Matthew: "It's more than just sex Naomi, and you know it! I wrote you a fucking song for crying out loud. Don't sit here and reduce me to just sex." Naomi: "Look, this isn't the time or place to discuss this. And I don't appreciate you putting me under pressure like this. This is not what we agreed to. At all!" Matthew: *shrugs* "That's life for you, sunshine, it doesn't always go according to plan. I need more from you, Naomi." Naomi: "We can talk about this some other time, maybe when there aren't fifty million people around that could overhear us. Honestly, Matthew, what were you thinking?" Matthew: "That's the problem, you've got my mind so fucked up I can't even think straight anymore. I mean really, what dumbass falls for his best friend's girlfriend?" Naomi: "And I must be an even bigger dumbass for continuously sleeping with a jerk like you. But you know what? I am so not doing this with you. Have a good night, Matthew." Matthew: *reaches out for her* "Not so fast." Matthew: "Aren't you forgetting something?"

Eric: "You've got to be fucking kidding me."

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[incorrectbatfam]

Bruce: Roy, let me ask you something. What was the first thing you did after the battle?

Roy: I called Ollie and Dinah to tell them I was okay.

Bruce: And what was the first thing Jason did?

Roy: He ate a banana.

[timmydraker]

During a Gala for raising awareness about women’s healthcare, a few heroes show up in both costume and civilian persona.

Wonder Woman is proudly walking around in a Greek style toga and talking about how the women of her home land care for one another and never doubt each others word on health issues. She is shamelessly challenging the men in the audience to better understand the women they claim to love and advocate for.

She’s the most obvious one in attendance, though if you look closer you will see Raven and Miss Martian talking with a the most obviously sexist group of men and making them all sweat bullets.

Others, like Zatana and all of the Bat kids, are in their civilian uniforms.

The most important guest in this line up, in the sense that her husband is making Bruce pout like an angry kitten, is Dinah.

Because Dinah is there to make a speech so naturally her husband Ollie is there to support her.

Yet when the speech is done and the wandering around begins, Bruce watches as Ollie hangs around one person like they’re old pals.

Tim Drake, Bruce’s most professional son during public events, is laughing and clinging to Oliver Queen like he’s some kind of celebrity or cousin he only gets to see once a year. The blond man had his arm around the younger Luke a parent and is chatting away with Tim as the two half talk with business partners and other socialites or so obviously just between themselves that the other people politely leave them to it.

Bruce had never seen Tim so relaxed at a Gala, the growing young man usually taking the time to go full business and organise meetings, deals or just the usual routine of holding reputation.

Yet there is Oliver Queen acting like they’re old friends.

Like Tim is his son.

Naturally, Dick and Barbara notice how Bruce is glaring at Queen and trying to hold back a frown of genuine hurt and jealousy. Part of them feels bad, but Tim and Oliver Queen are both made for this world, so it makes sense they get along in it.

But then Diana, who doesn’t mean any harm and is just talking to Bruce Wayne about how she approves of his work on the ecosystem casually leans down and whispers to him as Batman, “It’s always so nice to see how those two get along.”

Bruce’s eye twitched a little and he doesn’t bother trying to feign curiosity and grumbles out, “explain.”

Wonder Woman laughs loud and cheerful, which the room is now sued to hearing and jsut assume Brucie Wayne is trying to flirt with an Amazon which is not at all surprising.

“Oh, Bruce. Haven’t you noticed how Tim follows Jim’s round whenever they are at the tower? He’s like a little duckling. One time I heard him asking if Ollie wanted to come to his school event to see his science project!”

She goes on to talk about how Ollie must seem like an uncle to him and doesn’t pay attention to Bruce’s internal spiral.

By the end of the night Bruce looks like he might start crying, though only his children can see that.

Tim and Ollie finally make their way towards him after having a talk to some older woman about something or rather and Bruce puts on a mask quickly, acting as if he isn’t about to strangle Oliver Queen as they get ready to leave.

Dick steers Damian away and asks Duke to get the girls and wait in the car, knowing full well Bruce is going to embarrasses himself.

Rather quickly, Tim picks up on his distress and pulls away from Ollie’s side hug and approaches Bruce, “Is something wrong?”

Bruce smiles a terrifying thing, full of teeth and hidden malice, “Not at all. Tell me, when did you two get so buddy buddy?”

Oliver pales a little, but luckily Dinah is there to stop him from saying the wrong thing.

With a smooth voice she speaks, coming forward to press a kiss to Tim’s head and then back to her husband, “Tim and Ollie met at one of the Drake’s charity events years ago. This really was lovely, but we must be going, I don’t trust the younger kids to bot cause you or with Captain Marvel.”

With that there gone while Bruce is faced with the fact that Oliver may ah e met one of his babies before him.

But Tim isn’t a fool and he loves his dad, so he hugs Bruce around the waist and clings to him like he’s ten instead of twenty two. He leans back just slightly and gives a cheeky grin with a softness in his eyes, “I love you, dad.”

Dick coos while Barbara snaps a photo as Bruce squeezes his son and somehow manages to not cry.

[bet-on-me-13]

Kitty was from Gotham.

So! Kitty was on her way to her old hometown to see what ever happened to her Dad.

See, she used to live in Gotham with her dad, mom nowhere to be seen of course, before running away to be with Johnny and subsequently dying.

She thought it would be better for her dad, not having another mouth to feed on a tight budget and not having to deal with their constant arguments every day. Looking back on it though, that might not have been the best idea. She hadn't even left a note, and for all they argued he did care about her enough that her disappearance would distress him.

But that was fine, she was going to check up on him right now!

He wasn't dead yet, she knew that much thanks to the Kid letting her access the Records of the Realms, but there was apparently some kind of Complications with his File which made it hard to pin down exactly how he was doing and where he was. So right now she was just wandering the streets of Gotham looking for him.

And guess what? No she still hadn't found him yet, he was suprisingly hard to track down. But she did find her apparent BROTHER!

Yeah, apparently sometime after she ran away, he had gotten himself another kid! He was too old to have been a bio kid so it was probably an adoption, but he definitely had a Connection to her Dad, the same kind that all parents and their kids have on their souls.

Well, if he adopted a kid that was fine by her, after all she always wanted a little brother (the Kid didn't count yet), but she kinda wished she had known before now!

She was gonna go introduce herself!

...

Tim was having a very weird day.

Well, it was a normal day for the most part. It became a weird one when a teenage girl walked up to him and introduced herself as his Sister, asking where their Dad was.

This wouldn't have been too distressing, Tim looked fairly average by the standards of Gotham and it would be easy to mistake him for another person with black hair and blue eyes.

The Distressing Part was that the girl in question had green hair, paper-white skin, and blood-red lipstick all covering a face he knew all too well. He saw it every time he had a nightmare about that night.

This Girl was the Joker's Daughter.

[theendlessnessofbeingme]

Bruce: Stephanie, your entire identity has been consumed by by your relationship with a man (looks at Tim)

Stephanie: You Found My Oliver Queen Tumblr?!?!

[mimimar]

a cozy afternoon for the atelier family

(art prints)