#teen titans incorrect quotes

[bat-stuff]

Wally: Why are you wearing a tux?

Dick: It's after six. What am I, a farmer?

[dc-and-damirae]

john constantine: It has come to my attention that one of you bloody hell spawns is dating my kid. teen titans: *confused* YOU HAVE A CHILD! john: When I figure out who is dating my adorable gremlin. It is on fucking sight. damian: *to himself * shitshitshitimsofuckingdeadshitshitshit

[fandomnerd9602]

Can you please make incorrect quotes for Titans and Raven confronting Y/N who is literally chilling out inside of Raven's mindscape with Dark Raven?

The Titans charge through Raven's mindscape to find Y/N...

They pause when they find Y/N relaxing on a couch with Dark Raven...

Y/N: hey guys

Starfire: you are not in the trouble?

Y/N: oh i am in trouble

Robin:

Y/N: love trouble

Dark Raven snuggles with Y/N...

Beast Boy: this is weird, dude!

Raven: I'm happy, Y/N's happy. deal with it

[ryemiffie]

Quotes from my day as teen titans quotes this time!

Starfire: Didn't you learn anything?! Appearances are all that matter!

Dick!Robin: Hey! I grew up with a celebrity and I can attest that appearances are not all that matters!

Starfire:

Dick!Robin: It's also smell, that matters a lot too!

[raphael-angele]

*Star Wars Imperial March Music Playing*

Raven: Awh no.

Donna: What is that?

Raven: That is Damian's I'm unhappy and about to destroy the planet music.

Donna:

Raven: Can we just go hang out out in the garden?

Donna: Wait, if he's unhappy, shouldn't we talk to him?

Raven: "Shouldn't we talk to him"? Have you learned nothing in two years, woman?!

Donna: *coming into the living room*

Damian: *sitting on a sofa, on his laptop, with his hood up*

Donna: You doing okay there, pretty boy?

Damian: *looks at her* There's ominous music playing and my hood is basically covering my face. I don't know about you but where I grew up, that means I'm not doing okay.

Raven: *turns off music* want some tea?

Damian: Tea is for when I'm upset. I'm not upset. Luthor is forcing me to mentor Conner. And my father thinks it's a good idea. I am outraged.

Raven: So...cocoa?

Damian: YES; COCOA!

Raven: *goes to kitchen*

Damian: Do you have any idea what it's like to work with someone so infuriating and annoying?

Donna: ...I can imagine

Damian: I've worked hard to become a part of this team and become someone of authority. And Luthor comes along and thinks he can just ask me to become someone he can just boss around. I am angrier than ever and filled with despair.

Donna: What drink do you make him for that?

Raven: Wait, wait, I know this one... Hot apple cider with cinnamon sticks?

Damian: YES, I'LL HAVE A HOT APPLE CIDER WITH CINNAMON STICKS!

[theteentitan0325]

Raven: Look guys, I need help.

beastboy: Love help?

nightwing: Financial help?

Starfire: Emotional help?

damien: Help moving a body?

*Everybody looks at damien*

damien: What?

[lotus-ashi]

Teen titans incorrect quotes. Part 2

Terra: Where are you going?

Slade: To get an ice cream or commit a felony. I'll decide on the way there.

[savebearingboss]

c a n o n a n o n

Raven: You know what, Beast Boy? You're pretty cool.

Beast Boy: The cooliest?

Raven: Don't ruin it.

[batcavescolony]

*hanging out at Titans Tower*

Dick: do you know what I hate? People acting as if JASON was an angry Robin-

Jason: can you not?

Dick: shut up! I'd say I was angry as Robin, Damian for a bit, Tim a little bit but JASON! JASON?

Jason: I have a rep-

Dick: HE WAS ADORABLE! He said 'Robin gives me magic', he had his little front curls, he used to wrap himself up in his cape so he was just a yellow triangle with legs, he looked like a little duckling!

Jason: *launching himself at Dick* SHUT UP!!!!

Dick: *prying Jason's hands away from his face* HE-

Jason: IGNORE HIM! He's a liar.

Donna: Jason you worked with us as Robin to fight Brother Blood. We know how you were and you were adorable.

[incorrectbatfam]

Tim: *scrolling through the batfamily tag*

Tim: Wrong.

Tim: Wrong.

Tim: Incomprehensibly wrong.

Tim: Wrong but harmless.

Tim: Nice style and color palette but I don't care about the Superbat ship.

Tim: Mildly entertaining liveblog update.

Tim: They whitewashed my sibling. :(

Tim: Good joke, reblog.

Tim: Wro— well that's my boyfriend so I will politely look away.

Tim: Fifteen posts in a row by an innocent Teen Titans RP blog that I don't have the heart to block.

Tim: Take I agree with but Jason was the OP and annoying about it.

Tim: Chapter twenty-eight of Duke's longfic WIP!

Tim: GOOD POST! Instafollowed.

Tim: Bot.

Tim: Technically correctly tagged but uses this acronym for something completely different.

Tim: Museum-worthy art piece by a sixteen-year-old from the Philippines.

Tim: Wrong.

Tim: Wrong but in a new and exciting way that provokes thought.

[dc-and-damirae]

raven: Okay, I’m going to get the wedding cake. damian: Perfect, while you do that I’ll check on the ring bear. raven: … raven: You mean ring bearER, right? damian: … raven: Look me in the eyes and tell me you are not going to bring a dangerous wild animal to our wedding.

[onnahu]

Bats on the road

Clark: Bruce that's illegal!

Bruce: there's no one else on the road, what do you want?

Hal: how is it that he doesn't have powers and yet drive like a suicidal maniac!

Oliver: Well bold of you to assume he's not a suicidal maniac.

Diana: that was reassuring.

Donna: oh for the love of gods, Grayson, stop that!

Dick *sprawled over 3 different titans eating the batburger and making a mess*: stop what?

Titans: Ughhhh...

Dinah: i'm gonna puke. If you don't stop this,i'm gonna puke right on your lap and i won't even apologise because it'll be your fault.

Barbara:

Barbara: you know what? Fuck you too. And i can puke on call, so don't think i won't get back.

Barbara: *speeds up on a switchback*

Jason: you stupid bitch, don't you see we have right of way?!?!

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Jason: we're on a fucking highway! Stop driving like you're next to a kindergarden, you fucker!

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Jason: what a dick! We should just hit him. This baby can take that!

Artemis: SHUT THE FUCK UP!

Roy: i hate to do that, but I agree with her

Tim: oh my god it's a... (insert a rant about a very specific model of a car that Tim dreamed of having as a 13 years old)

Bart: ...what?

Cassie: yeah, i have no idea what's going on too, buddy...

[violent138]

Dick: "Happy birthday dude!"

Roy: "Wow I can't believe you remembered, I don't even remember telling--" *remembers the top secret files Dick keeps on them all* "--oh right. Thanks."

[raphael-angele]

You Can't Beat Raven at Cards

Raven: I win. Again.

Kon: Dammit. You won 6 times in a row. This is unfair.

Raven: Or I'm just that good.

Kon: You're an empath. You're basically cheating

Raven: You think I won because I'm an empath?! Hahaha! Honey, I didn't win because I'm an empath, I won because I'm a Constantine. And a Constantine always wins in cards.

Damian: It's true. I can't even beat her at UNO

[foerchen]

Jason’s Titan’s Tower Attack AU

Bruce: *gets the notification of an attack 2 hours too late because of Hood’s hacking*

Bruce: *rushes to the Titan’s Tower, scared that Tim’s dead*

Bruce: *runs into the Tower’s living room and shouts with a breaking voice*

Bruce: Robin? ROBIN?! Where are you?!

Tim: *excitedly dashes into the room with a plate of cookies*

Tim: Look, B! We made cookies! Try them!

Bruce: *confused af, tries one*

Bruce: They… taste like Jason’s…

Bruce: *ready to burst into tears*

Tim: That’s because we made them together. Duh!

Jason: *waltzes in without helmet or mask but in full gear*

Jason: Well, Baby Bird, that’s it for today. Next bird sitting session will cost ya, old man!

Jason: *zetas away with a cheeky smirk*

Tim: Bruce, can I have another playdate with Jay?

Bruce: *Bruce.exe stopped working*

[kazuko-stuff]

Mommy

Warning: just a crack idea based on the mommy meme

Wally: How do you feel of boys calling girls mommy

Dick: so if girls can us daddy

Roy: so why can’t we call each other daddy

Dick: No, mommy! You know what I meant

Wally: you can call me mommy anytime

Roy: I as well

Dick: Wally, you being mommy, in your dreams

Roy: and you think you can be daddy

Dick: I am the most handsome

*All three continuing chatting*

Y/n: hey guys, ready for smash bros

Dick: oh hey mommy

Y/n,Roy, Wally: ……

Y/N: WHAT!!!!

Dick: 😏

Y/N: Hey baby

Dick: 😳