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onnahu · 9 months ago
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Bats on the road
Clark: Bruce that's illegal!
Bruce: there's no one else on the road, what do you want?
Hal: how is it that he doesn't have powers and yet drive like a suicidal maniac!
Oliver: Well bold of you to assume he's not a suicidal maniac.
Diana: that was reassuring.
Donna: oh for the love of gods, Grayson, stop that!
Dick *sprawled over 3 different titans eating the batburger and making a mess*: stop what?
Titans: Ughhhh...
Dinah: i'm gonna puke. If you don't stop this,i'm gonna puke right on your lap and i won't even apologise because it'll be your fault.
Barbara:
Barbara: you know what? Fuck you too. And i can puke on call, so don't think i won't get back.
Barbara: *speeds up on a switchback*
Jason: you stupid bitch, don't you see we have right of way?!?!
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Jason: we're on a fucking highway! Stop driving like you're next to a kindergarden, you fucker!
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Jason: what a dick! We should just hit him. This baby can take that!
Artemis: SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Roy: i hate to do that, but I agree with her
Tim: oh my god it's a... (insert a rant about a very specific model of a car that Tim dreamed of having as a 13 years old)
Bart: ...what?
Cassie: yeah, i have no idea what's going on too, buddy...
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nelkcats · 1 year ago
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Ghost Train
It was no secret that the trains in Gotham were damaged, whether it was from all the explosions that flooded the city on a daily basis or the fact that the rails were broken wasn't completely clear. At that point, what was once a train station was nothing more than an empty place used by some homeless people to sleep.
Or that's what it was supposed to be, because while the station was damaged and underneath the city, it was actually active. It just had another kind of train, a slightly more interesting one.
In Danny's defense, he was extremely bored and there was an abandoned train station he could use to play with. All it took was calling in a favor from Technus and a fully functional ghost train connected the Infinite Realms to Gotham.
The ghosts, of course, used this for fun. Fighting each other, chasing each other, celebrating, having concerts. It was a way to go to the human world without anyone causing trouble for them, not that anyone was paying attention anyway.
Or at least, no one was supposed to be paying attention, because Waylon was dumbfounded at the sight. He had escaped to the old rails when he had no other choice, his sewers were compromised and he needed a way out. He didn't expect to walk right into a party, or be offered a sandwich with a smile instead of a shout.
He could also observe a clearly glowing train and the fact that everyone there was glowing. They could be metas, or another completely new creature, but Waylon didn't care, they gave him food and he wasn't a snitch.
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senatortedcruz · 4 months ago
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We do Jill stein discourse every four years when do we write off those voters as unserious people and move on with our lives
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donelywell · 10 months ago
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Club Ruby (Team Dark) members in the Road Trip AU! (they're under the cut, I just don't want to take up too much of your space)
I have shown off Shadow before because Fearless: Year of Shadow was announced, but I have the rest of the family done too!
The clothes drawn on them are just an outfit, they change clothes all the time (like regular people), so don't be surprised if I draw them wearing something different from what was drawn here.
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jack-kellys · 2 months ago
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there is actually such a sadness in katherine asking jack if he wants to go to art school and specifically he says “that ain’t what i want” bc art is this thing he is cursed with being good at the expense of himself being seen. and then when she asks what he wants he says “can’t you see it in my eyes?” guys he just wants to been seen for his actual self and looked at :/ cause if she’s looking at his eyes she’s looking at him :///
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bubbiethesaur · 5 months ago
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It’s another day, my dudes. Have a little lra Sun as a treat as the next chapter cooks.
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kuro-d-ann · 22 days ago
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Since I was carried in the direction of crossovers with the Sonic universe, I couldn’t ignore a few more of my favorite fandoms, Swat Kats and Road Rovers, which will also be given quite a lot of attention in the future. If there is a significant response to this AU, then there will be motivation to draw mini comics. I really want these gorgeous and awesome fandoms not to be forgotten.
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halloween-sweets · 1 year ago
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corru-cyst · 6 months ago
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Behold. Autism amalgamation
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daily-shadow-hedgehog · 28 days ago
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day 31 • cruisin for a bruisin (don’t stop, stop the music!)
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onnahu · 8 months ago
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Bats on the road 2
Cass: mamma mia, here we go again, my my~
Whoever's riding with her: *scared shitless, because she do not care about the law, and anytime she sees someone on the road or even close to it, she'll brake so rapid the car is going to flip*
Steph: oh my god, Tim, you're sooooo boring. Put on some music! Speed up!
But also:
Steph: shut the fuck up! Don't tell me what to do! You literally doesn't have a license, Tim!
Duke: yeah, no. I actually could make a license, I'm old enough now, but I was driving without it already for like 3 years. It's not like police could even catch me if they tried.
Duke don't know what the road signs means. He knows the stop sign and like three others. The rest he interprets as he rides.
Damian: *can't reach the pedals*
Alfred *driving perfectly*: oh yeah. I taught Master Bruce how to drive. If he's Batman, he needs to be fast.
They don't know he's got a loooong criminal record back in UK
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vamp-a-day · 2 months ago
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is your boba tea worth it?
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akkivee · 6 months ago
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cute bad ass
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#vee queued to fill the void#taking a moment away from the kuukou deep dive brainrot to do some kuukou simping instead lol#as always lol arb beat me to drawing kuukou feeding animals myself#but if kuukou feeds the elderly and has candy in his pockets for children (highkey for himself too lol)#you can bet your ass he’d feed the strays that visit his temple or share his sardines with froggies on the side of the road 😭😭😭😭#crying over that sudden scratch card where a new cat comes to visit his temple and kuukou can tell it was a new visitor 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭#he doesn’t name them but i think it would be very funny if kuukou decided to name the cats visiting his temple after buddhist gods lol#orange tabby: *meows at kuukou for a snack*#kuukou: yooooo jogaishou bosatsu!!!!!!!!!! what’s up it’s been forever want some of my shitty dad’s tofu??????? :D#😌😌😌😌 and then on the flip side it’s page that haunts my every waking moment LOL#kuukou is so fcking COOL lol even when he loses you get the sense he never lost lol#i’m tempted to just start screaming for five straight tags but to quell that urge lmao#i’m going to make this about ichikuu lmao remember how ichiro in ohayo ikebukuro said he likes strong people who never lose lol????#they ended that bat vs mtr battle with the comment from jakurai i think that this battle didn’t feel like it was their victory#which means kuukou hasn’t truly lost so that makes him even more of ichiro’s type—
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memewhore · 1 year ago
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17, listening to this while flying 80 mph on the back roads to school cuz I'm late again 😎
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robby-bobby-tommy · 11 months ago
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Oops, it seems Mr Plant broke our favorite tea set. Shucks!
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thegreatyin · 2 months ago
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I AM SO DELIGHTED THANKS. there is literally no greater honor than having one's made up freak get mistaken for a canon character
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