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Day 1 on Wegovy. Not skinny yet. Disappointed

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please please does anybody have the “i love my this” image please i can’t find it anywhere i’m getting desperate

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Can’t believe I have to work thanksgiving. This is not what the pilgrims fought for

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State of Grace x Labyrinth mashup…I remember you saying you wish you could have a live recording of the Labyrinth mashup and I fear she’s just making everything worse

See Taylor isn’t the greedy capitalist pig people think because she could release a life version of fan favorite eras tour acoustic sets and make stupid good money for little to no effort.

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What’s your Garfield tolerance? Because he’s very Andrew Garfield internet boyfriend™️ in it. But Florence Pugh is incredible. Otherwise, it’s just a nice movie about adults and their feelings, which felt like a goddamn miracle after I left lol.

I got tickets because I have nothing better to do Friday night so I can handle a little Garf. Looks like kind of an elitist lifetime movie tho

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I would absolutely listen to your version of the joe rogan podcast

I am bald….I’m Joe Rogan….what the hell am I doing here….I don’t belong here…..

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I like trudeau because he’s very attractive. a total dilf. and is that so wrong

SAME!! I don’t follow Canadian politics outside of Cons Bad but that’s still my number 1 celeb crush

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when will the message of all religion is misogynistic be implanted into the heads of the masses instead of that god stuff…

When I start my Joe Rogan but from the left podcast that gets 30 million listeners

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When the Mormon in Heretic found the one true religion room that was just emaciated tortured women in the basement I was really hoping the conclusion they were going for was that the one true religion was misogyny

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I’m a creep….I’m a Swiftie……

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Gorls is We Live In Time worth seeing?

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Ever since I was a little girl I’ve always known I wanted to feel weird and bad like an oaf all the time

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This is so ceaselessly funny

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Pedocon is a theory like gravity is a theory

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Yeah you could say that

Florida representative Matt Gaetz has taken himself out of the running to be President-elect Trump’s attorney general claiming he “wanted to spend more time with his kids”

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