#source: tbbt

[thebluemallet]

Penelope, when Colin shows her their new home: When did you have time to get us a house? We JUST got engaged.

Colin: Remember that night we first kissed? Penelope: ...yes? Colin: ...a non-creepy amount of time after that.

[incorrect-stardew-quotes]

Farmer, walking into Shane's room: Oh, my god. Were you robbed?

Shane: No.

Farmer, glancing around at the mess: ...How can you be sure?

[raphael-angele]

Card Game Buddies Part 3

Baby Frank and Baby Nico: *playing Mythomagic*

Clarisse: Frank, c'mon, time to go.

Frank: Aww! Five more minutes!

Clarisse: You guys said that five minutes ago

Bianca: It's almost time for dinner. You both need to clean up and get ready.

Nico: How come we never get to do anything we wanna do? >:(

[incorrect-losers]

Eddie: Batman is a man who dresses up like a bat. Manbat is a part man part bat hybrid

Eddie: Now, if Manbat dressed up as a man to fight crime, would he be Manbatman?

Richie: No he would be Batmanbat

Bill: But wouldn’t Manbatman just be a Batman that was bitten by a radioactive man?

Bev: But Batman is a man. You’re talking about a man who would have the powers of a man, that’s just Manman

Eddie: Wait isn’t Manman just man?

Richie: But if Manman dressed as a bat?

Bill: That’s just Batman

Richie: No, if a man dressed as a bat that’s Batman but if a Manman dresses as a bat, that’s Batmanman

[wolfer13579]

Jason: *enters the manor* Sorry I’m late.

Tim: What happened?

Jason: Nothing, I just really didn’t want to come.

[therighthandofvengeance]

Na’Toth: You wanna talk about it?

G’Kar: No.

Na’Toth: Good.

[fangirling-tussisque-noncaelatur]

Hangman: Rooster's mad at me, and I'm not clear why.

Phoenix: Okay, were you talking before he got upset?

Hangman: Yes.

Phoenix: That's probably it.

[spicylove4ever]

Zedrathaw VS Maggreos(ghost version): Maggreos: we have settle this. Zed: I agree. The two of us being around at the same time has made the Guardian hide with that so called "girls' outting" with Kindra. I mean, it's not like they totally dislike each other, but Kindra is married to the Guardian's former tormenter! Maggreos: yes. So if we are going to fight over Raze we have to do it the right way. The honorable way.

(later that afternoon) Makkaro: (walks in to Zed vs Maggreos having a duel on a Yuh-Gi-Oh type card game but on regular board size) Zed: (his card-creature knocks up Maggreos') take that! Maggreos: (to his monster-card) come on, get up! Zed: it's down! I win! Ha! Nature selection at work! Makkaro: I weep for humanity.

[poxa-deu-ruin-beka]

❤️🥰 tudo que queria

frio+ tbbt+ conchinha+=❤️🥰

[alexblakehusband]

daisy: quick poll, ps4 or xbox one?

daisy: mack?

mack: xbox one

daisy: may?

may: huh?

daisy: fitz?

fitz: ps4

daisy: yoyo?

yoyo: both are great

daisy: jemma?

jemma: i like the Wii

*awkward silence*

daisy: thanks grandma

[angst-is-love-angst-is-life]

Eobard Thawne: One cries because one is sad. For example, I cry because others are stupid and it makes me sad

[rihaaish]

Nie Huisang: So, Hanguang-jun, how is your life?

Lan Zhan: Like everyone else's; subject to entropy, decay, and eventual death.

Lan Zhan: .....

Lan Zhan: Thank you for asking.

[raphael-angele]

How I imagine Bianca if she lived:

One name: Bernadette Rostenkowksi Wolowitz

During Capture the Flag:

Bianca, yelling at Percy as they run: Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!

Percy: *panting*

Bianca: How am I faster than you?! I'm carrying more equipment and I stopped to tie my shoes!

Percy: I have asthma...BACK OFF!

---

Coming back from the Titan's Curse Mission:

Nico: Bia! *runs to her and hugs her*

Bianca: *hugs him back* Hey. *pulls away and looks at him* How was camp?

Nico: It was awesome! We did wood carving, and made smores, and I learned how to make a fire, Travis and Conner even let me join Capture the Flag

Bianca, who made them promise not to let Nico join CtF until he's trained and claimed:

Nico: :)

Bianca: That's nice. Why don't you go back to the Cabin and we'll talk about the mission.

Nico: Mkay :)

Bianca, walking up to Travis and Conner: You better explain to me why you chose to ignore my instructions about my little brother joining that game, cuz one way or another, I'm gonna leave grieving for a friend.

---

Leo, opening the door:

Bianca: You son of a bitch. What did you tell Nico?! Did you tell him that there's something going on between us because he thinks there is and he is completely freaking out!

Leo:

Leo: Please, come in.

Bianca: What in Hades is wrong with you?! Leo, my position as a Hunter could be compromised! I could get into a lot of trouble!

Leo: Wha- I didn't say that there was something going on between us. I said that you were always so nice to me, it would be nice to be with someone like you.

Bianca: I'M NICE TO EVERYONE!

Leo: I'm sorry. I shouldn't have said it that way

Bianca: Damn right you are. You tell my little brother that there is nothing, never has been, and never will be anything between us.

Leo: I will...hey, Bianca?

Bianca: What?!

Leo: You think I have a shot with Thalia?

Bianca: Of course, you do! You're a sweetheart! Any girl would be lucky to have you! *leaves and slams the door*

---

After Leo "died":

Percy and Jason fighting:

Jason: For the last time, I didn't mean to!

Percy: Oh, you didn't mean to? I'll show you what-

Bianca: HEY! Percy, Jason, other room, right now!

*other room*

Bianca: I don't know what you think you're doing but this is a very difficult time for the lot of us. We're doing this in honor of Leo and you're just gonna fight all night like a couple of children? What ever it is you're fighting about, put it aside, go back in there, and be a good friend or there's no dessert for either of you!

*main room*

Nico:

Hazel:

Frank:

Piper:

Thalia:

Reyna:

Bianca: Look at me when I'm talking to you-

Hazel, whispering to Nico: You ever notice how Bianca sounds just like dad?

Nico: ...nope

---

Hazel: Bianca, you've been to Olympus, right? On your first mission? What did it look like?

Bianca: Oh, it was beautiful. I looked down and it like it was like looking at a whole different world...if I could, I would've wiped it all out with my thimb like a God.

Hazel:

---

One summer: Hazel, Annabeth and Bianca decide to go to Disney World

Annabeth: Okay, so there's this place on Disney World where you pick your princess, they give you the hair, the makeup, the works. Haven't tried it before but I guess it would be fun to be Belle

Hazel: Oh, I wanna be Belle, too

Bianca: We can't all be Belle.

Annabeth: Alright then, how do we decide?

Bianca: Simple. This was my idea, I'm paying for it, I'm Belle. You bitches got a problem with that, we can go back to Camp right now.

---

Bianca: When was the last time you got any sleep?

Nico, figuring out a procephy: I don't know, two-three days? Not important. I don't need sleep. I need answers. I need to determine where in this SWAMP of unbalanced forces squatteth the toad of truth.

Hazel: Toad of truth? Is that a Greek thing?

Will: No, that's a sleep deprived thing.

Bianca: Okay, Nico. What happens to our brains if we don't get enough sleep?

Nico: They lose their ability to function and be rational?

Bianca: Exactly. So go march in there, go take a shower and get some sleep.

Nico: But I don't wanna go to sleep!

Bianca: I'm gonna count to three. One-

Nico: *sneers* Alright. *goes*

Will:

Hazel:

Will: Please teach me how you did that

Bianca: I raised him. I know how to get him to eat his vegetables, too.

---BONUS---

Taking Bianca to the drop off where she'll meet with the other hunters:

Bianca: Thank you for coming along to see me off, William

Will: Of course. Just wanna make sure you get there safe

Nico: Yeah, you'll get plenty of time looking for a new boy toy.

Bianca: Hey. I will not have you disrespecting me

Nico: Yes, ma'am

Will:

Will: Nico, you have a very attractive sister. You need to get used to the fact that even though she's vowed not to be in a relationship, she'll have plenty of suitors who would want to have her as their partner.

Nico: And you need to mind your own business

Will: Wha- I will not have you disrespecting me

Nico: You don't tell me what to do

Bianca: Don't you go disrespecting him

Nico: Yes, ma'am.

Bianca, to Will: You'll get there, you just gotta put some zing on it.

[incorrect-losers]

Bev: Who’s my favorite member of *NSYNC?

Ben: Justin

Bev: Who’s my favorite Backstreet Boy?

Ben: Nice try. *NSYNC forever

Bev: DAMMIT

[wolfer13579]

Reid: Sorry I’m late.

Morgan: What happened?

Reid: Nothing, I just didn’t really want to come.

[therighthandofvengeance]

Londo: What’s “AFK”?

Vir: AFK. Away From Keyboard.

Londo: Oh, I see.

Vir: What does that stand for?

Londo, slowly: Oh, I see.

Vir: Yes, but what does it stand for?