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Alex: I need a doctor’s appointment
Maru: Okay, does 10 tomorrow work?
Alex: No, I don’t need that many
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Sam: You fucking chainsmoker
Sebastian: Ew I don’t like that band
Abigail: No this is an intervention
Sebastian: For the chainsmokers? Yeah you should intervene with their shit music
#sdv abigail#sdv sam#sdv sebastian#sdv memes#sdv incorrect quotes#stardew valley#stardew sam#Stardew abigail#stardew Sebastian#incorrect quotes#incorrect sdv quotes
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Farmer: "I will now torture you." Shane: "Kinky." Farmer: "I think you are sweet and beautiful." Shane: "Wait." Farmer: "You deserve to be cared for as much as you care for others." Shane: "No." Farmer: "Your feelings and needs are valid and deserve to be heard." Shane: "I need a safeword!"
#incorrect quotes#incorrect stardew valley quotes#incorrect sdv quotes#stardew valley#sdv#Farmer#sdv Farmer#Shane#sdv Shane#Farmer x Shane#source: foxes in love
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seb: sometimes i like to put random things in sam's food and see if he notices seb: you wouldn't believe the shit he eats anyway
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seb: i got a burrito for you sam: oh thanks! sam: *bites off a chunk of creamy nut butter and beef* what woul' i do wifout you shebby this is delicioush seb: want some juice with that? sam: sure! wow you're so kind today seb *slurps suspiciously chunky orange juice* sam: if i didn't know any better i would think you're up to something! sam: wait sam: these aren't poisoned or anything right?
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*horrendous noises coming from sam's bathroom* abby: excuse me why is sam shitting out of both ends seb: must've been something he ate :)
#sdv sam#sdv sebastian#sdv abigail#incorrect sam quotes#incorrect sdv quotes#himboquotes#sdv#stardew valley#abby: you did all that WITHOUT ME?!??!
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The Farmer: I would do anything for money.
*later*
The Farmer, covered in blood: THE STATEMENT STILL STANDS!
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Who’s blood is it? You decide.
#incorrect quotes but it’s actually correct#sdv farmer#incorrect sdv quotes#stardew valley#incorrect quotes#sdv incorrect quotes
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Alex: I just saw two primary school kids in a fistfight, so obviously I had to step in.
Penny: Oh, good for y—
Alex: They didn’t stand a chance >:]
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Emily: Are you the big spoon or little spoon?
Shane: I’m a knife
Farmer, from the pool table: He’s the little spoon
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#source: community#stardew valley#sdv#stardew valley incorrect quotes#sdv incorrect quotes#sdv alex#sdv shane#stardew alex#stardew shane
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more of Sebastian being a mood
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Alex: What are your pronouns?
Farmer: They/them. Why?
Alex: Oh, thanks. I'm gonna go home and complain about you later and I don't wanna get it wrong.
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We don't get enough of the JojaCo coworkers.
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Pierre: So let me get this straight-
Sam: More like let me run this bi you
Abigail: Let’s see how this pans out
Sebastian: Let me ace-ess the situation
The Farmer: I’m gay
#stardew valley#sdv#incorrect quotes#incorrect sdv#incorrect sdv quotes#incorrect stardew#sdv shitpost#stardew valley incorrect quotes#sdv sam#sdv abigail#sdv farmer#sdv sebastian#sdv memes#sdv pierre
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It's all Joja's fault !
#just a little comic#stardew valley#artists on tumblr#fanart#incorrect quotes#sdv#shane sdv#shane stardew valley#alex sdv#comic art
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Farmer: "Look, I just need to know how to get out of the sewers."
Krobus: "There is no way out!"
Farmer: "*Gasp!*"
Krobus: "Just kidding. The door's right over there."
#incorrect quotes#incorrect stardew valley quotes#incorrect sdv quotes#Stardew Valley#sdv#Farmer#sdv Farmer#Krobus#sdv Krobus#source: Toy Story 3
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middle school conversations
sam: boobies are awesome seb: agreed sam: you agree??? seb: um yeah? birds are cool abby: he's talking about tits dumdum seb: tit birds are cool too??? am i missing something
#sdv sam#sdv sebastian#sdv abigail#incorrect sam quotes#incorrect sdv quotes#himboquotes#sdv#stardew valley
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