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Alex: I need a doctor’s appointment
Maru: Okay, does 10 tomorrow work?
Alex: No, I don’t need that many
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Sam: You fucking chainsmoker
Sebastian: Ew I don’t like that band
Abigail: No this is an intervention
Sebastian: For the chainsmokers? Yeah you should intervene with their shit music
#sdv abigail#sdv sam#sdv sebastian#sdv memes#sdv incorrect quotes#stardew valley#stardew sam#Stardew abigail#stardew Sebastian#incorrect quotes#incorrect sdv quotes
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Farmer: "I will now torture you." Shane: "Kinky." Farmer: "I think you are sweet and beautiful." Shane: "Wait." Farmer: "You deserve to be cared for as much as you care for others." Shane: "No." Farmer: "Your feelings and needs are valid and deserve to be heard." Shane: "I need a safeword!"
#incorrect quotes#incorrect stardew valley quotes#incorrect sdv quotes#stardew valley#sdv#Farmer#sdv Farmer#Shane#sdv Shane#Farmer x Shane#source: foxes in love
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The Farmer: I would do anything for money.
*later*
The Farmer, covered in blood: THE STATEMENT STILL STANDS!
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Who’s blood is it? You decide.
#incorrect quotes but it’s actually correct#sdv farmer#incorrect sdv quotes#stardew valley#incorrect quotes#sdv incorrect quotes
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seb: sometimes i like to put random things in sam's food and see if he notices seb: you wouldn't believe the shit he eats anyway
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seb: i got a burrito for you sam: oh thanks! sam: *bites off a chunk of creamy nut butter and beef* what woul' i do wifout you shebby this is delicioush seb: want some juice with that? sam: sure! wow you're so kind today seb *slurps suspiciously chunky orange juice* sam: if i didn't know any better i would think you're up to something! sam: wait sam: these aren't poisoned or anything right?
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*horrendous noises coming from sam's bathroom* abby: excuse me why is sam shitting out of both ends seb: must've been something he ate :)
#sdv sam#sdv sebastian#sdv abigail#incorrect sam quotes#incorrect sdv quotes#himboquotes#sdv#stardew valley#abby: you did all that WITHOUT ME?!??!
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Alex: I just saw two primary school kids in a fistfight, so obviously I had to step in.
Penny: Oh, good for y—
Alex: They didn’t stand a chance >:]
#source: ???#alex sdv#penny sdv#sdv#stardew valley#sdv incorrect quotes#incorrect sdv quotes#stardew valley incorrect quotes#incorrect stardew valley quotes#incorrect quotes
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Emily: Are you the big spoon or little spoon?
Shane: I’m a knife
Farmer, from the pool table: He’s the little spoon
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#sebastian muted this gc btw#need a name for the three of them#stardew valley#sdv#sdv sam#sdv alex#sdv sebastian#stardew sam#stardew alex#stardew sebastian#stardew valley incorrect quotes#sdv incorrect quotes#stardew valley memes
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It's all Joja's fault !
#just a little comic#stardew valley#artists on tumblr#fanart#incorrect quotes#sdv#shane sdv#shane stardew valley#alex sdv#comic art
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Alex: What are your pronouns?
Farmer: They/them. Why?
Alex: Oh, thanks. I'm gonna go home and complain about you later and I don't wanna get it wrong.
#sdv#stardew#stardew valley#sdv farmer#stardew farmer#stardew valley farmer#sdv alex#stardew alex#stardew valley alex#incorrect sdv quotes#sdv incorrect quotes
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We don't get enough of the JojaCo coworkers.
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Pierre: So let me get this straight-
Sam: More like let me run this bi you
Abigail: Let’s see how this pans out
Sebastian: Let me ace-ess the situation
The Farmer: I’m gay
#stardew valley#sdv#incorrect quotes#incorrect sdv#incorrect sdv quotes#incorrect stardew#sdv shitpost#stardew valley incorrect quotes#sdv sam#sdv abigail#sdv farmer#sdv sebastian#sdv memes#sdv pierre
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these were revealed to me in my delusions
#stardew valley#sam stardew valley#stardew sebastian#stardew#stardew incorrect quotes#stardew abigail#stardew shane#sdv memes
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Farmer: "Look, I just need to know how to get out of the sewers."
Krobus: "There is no way out!"
Farmer: "*Gasp!*"
Krobus: "Just kidding. The door's right over there."
#incorrect quotes#incorrect stardew valley quotes#incorrect sdv quotes#Stardew Valley#sdv#Farmer#sdv Farmer#Krobus#sdv Krobus#source: Toy Story 3
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Someone pointed out "Alex is the glass half full guy and Shane is the glass half empty but he's working on it guy" and so true.
I think Alex is a finger guns kind of guy and I have nothing to support this claim but I'm gonna stand my ground on it. (Alex also just kinda lost on if the blushing or the tearing up is more important and did HE PERSONALLY mess up saying this because he sure as heck doesn't know.)
#stardew valley#sdv alex#sdv shane#man hey give shane the love and support and warmth he needs and deserves please#give alex someone who understands unconventional families and appreciates sports please#hi if you dont know me and are a newer follow i like to draw incorrect quotes a lot when i run low on inspiration for original ideas#and normally i will draw them as fanart and never know the origins because i do not partake in media consumption#i dont know things and i will not know things#this took me forever (a couple hours) because i kept getting distracted (over lots of hours) please appreciate it at least a little
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