#incorrect sdv quotes

[incorrect-stardew-quotes]

[sdv-iq]

Alex: I need a doctor’s appointment

Maru: Okay, does 10 tomorrow work?

Alex: No, I don’t need that many

[iwouldmovetostardewvalley]

Farmer: "I will now torture you." Shane: "Kinky." Farmer: "I think you are sweet and beautiful." Shane: "Wait." Farmer: "You deserve to be cared for as much as you care for others." Shane: "No." Farmer: "Your feelings and needs are valid and deserve to be heard." Shane: "I need a safeword!"

[deluzionalfantisea]

Sam: You fucking chainsmoker

Sebastian: Ew I don’t like that band

Abigail: No this is an intervention

Sebastian: For the chainsmokers? Yeah you should intervene with their shit music

[shallyne]

Sebastian: you're playing Demetrius

Farmer: I don't want to be your dad

Sebastian: perfect, you already know your lines

[sam-himbocanons]

seb: sometimes i like to put random things in sam's food and see if he notices seb: you wouldn't believe the shit he eats anyway

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seb: i got a burrito for you sam: oh thanks! sam: *bites off a chunk of creamy nut butter and beef* what woul' i do wifout you shebby this is delicioush seb: want some juice with that? sam: sure! wow you're so kind today seb *slurps suspiciously chunky orange juice* sam: if i didn't know any better i would think you're up to something! sam: wait sam: these aren't poisoned or anything right?

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*horrendous noises coming from sam's bathroom* abby: excuse me why is sam shitting out of both ends seb: must've been something he ate :)

[theambivalentagender]

Emily: Are you the big spoon or little spoon?

Shane: I’m a knife

Farmer, from the pool table: He’s the little spoon

[timdrakesbussy]

[unfortunatelyem]

part one

[ryliith]

It's all Joja's fault !

[theambivalentagender]

We don't get enough of the JojaCo coworkers.

[incorrect-stardew-quotes]

Alex: What are your pronouns?

Farmer: They/them. Why?

Alex: Oh, thanks. I'm gonna go home and complain about you later and I don't wanna get it wrong.

[sdv-iq]

Pierre: So let me get this straight-

Sam: More like let me run this bi you

Abigail: Let’s see how this pans out

Sebastian: Let me ace-ess the situation

The Farmer: I’m gay

[terrifiedscarecrow]

these were revealed to me in my delusions

[froggimoto-tatsuki]

Sebastian : You're the love of my life and my best friend, I would do anything for you.

Farmer : Anything? Then, I want you to eat three meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule.

Sebastian : Absolutely not.

[moeblob]

Someone pointed out "Alex is the glass half full guy and Shane is the glass half empty but he's working on it guy" and so true.

I think Alex is a finger guns kind of guy and I have nothing to support this claim but I'm gonna stand my ground on it. (Alex also just kinda lost on if the blushing or the tearing up is more important and did HE PERSONALLY mess up saying this because he sure as heck doesn't know.)