#shane sdv

[g0blinsprout]

Just wanted to draw the cuties kissing 💕

[exiled-md]

favorite characters fandom crossover but instead of having to kill the guy (damn), it's a hospital check-up

[randomfandomdom]

In my fic they're besties so yes, please!

Shells | Part 1 (shelliot sdv fic)

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Shane and Elliott were the two bachelors who got my heart the first time I played Stardew Valley. I thought it was funny since they have nothing in common. I guess I don't have a type, ha! then I thought "opposite's attract" make the best romances and then I couldn't stop thinking about how and why they would get together let's just say that I have A LOT PLANNED for them! stay stunned for part 2 :)

[manetkashaneskisser]

[zendroid-farmer-edition]

PT.2 OF MELANCHOLY FLOWERS WE ARE SO BACK

[chaos-potat]

I did some sdv doodles over the week

I hate Elliot, but I can't deny that he's a beautiful man

[nathalie-worlds]

How to lost Bachelors and Bachelorettes interest? A guide in easy steps.

They have a huge crush on you, but you messed up. How?

SHANE:

Mess with Jas or animals (specially his chickens), and you’ll regret it. He will never forgive you for that. You think he was rude and mean when you first met him? That was nothing. He can be much, much worse. But if you really hurt Jas (physically or emotionally) he won’t hesitate to retaliate.

ELLIOT:

Proclaim yourself a writer too, and use AI to create texts. He knows writing it's difficult, and he understands the anxieties behind putting your heart into something. He will never look down on you, and if you ask him, he will gladly help you write and improve your writing skills if you ask—anything. He will give you a chance, but if you keep insisting... he will just give up. You are not honest.

HARVEY:

He is the oldest of all the marriage candidates, and he wants to get married and have children. Anything that suggests that you are not taking the relationship seriously, or you are not into him, or you are unsure about sharing the same values is more than enough for him to lose interest in you.

SAM:

Be mean to his family. Come on! He is a family man. If you want to see a not-so-happy side of him, punch Vincent, laugh at his mother, or make a cruel joke about his father's PTSD. Do any of these things, and it's over. He will openly tell you how horrible you are, and you will never see him again.

SEBASTIAN:

Dismiss his dreams and projects. You won’t even realize you messed up because he is so introverted that he won’t tell you. But slowly, you’ll see him vanish from your life, distancing himself from you. Your deep conversations will become shallow. But if you want accelarate the process, just compare him to Maru.

ALEX :

Play games on him. Look, he’s popular, OK? He has abs, muscles, a nice tan... He has plenty of girls after him! But he chose you, and he doesn’t like being treated badly. Don’t follow the 'three-day rule' or any of that BS, because he can easily text another girl. If he’s enamored with you, it’s probably because he has opened up and told you how he still struggles with abandonment issues and the fact that you ignore that... He is too proud to deal with these games.

EMILY:

Laugh at her beliefs—but actually mock them. She can tolerate some banter (she puts up with Shane, who is basically an atheist), but if you genuinely disrespect her beliefs, or you are the type of person who brings her tons of essays about why cleansing rocks don't work and made your goal to teach her the reality, let's say she won’t be amused by your passion. She will openly tell you that your vibes are turbulent and walk away.

HALEY:

Laugh at her sister’s weirdness. She knows Emily is weird, but Emily also took care of her for the past few years. She’s her older sister, and she loves her. She also wouldn’t believe you’re serious about her or the relationship if you openly mock the only relative she has. Like, shouldn't you at least pretend going along with her family?

MARU:

Be dumb. But really dumb. She knows she’s smart and accepted long ago that it would be difficult to find someone as intelligent as her. She doesn’t care about that. But if you say something extremely stupid or ignorant—like claiming that cats and dogs are the same species, that Spain is in Mexico, or that the Moon is farther than the Sun—and, even worse, you refuse to be corrected… let’s just say she won’t be able to see you attractive anymore.

PENNY:

Be immature. Not childlike, not being playful, not being carefree, I mean truly immature. If you throw a tantrum because you didn’t get your way or refuse to do household chores because they’re ‘I don't want to’ she’ll probably think, ‘My God, even Vincent and Jas don’t act like this.’ She will realize, that you are worse than literal children, like eeeeeeek. And that’s it. She’ll never call you back.

LEAH:

Be like her ex. Seriously, act like Kel—be possessive, abusive, and an idiot. Her breakup is so recent that it would be very easy to compare you to her ex. It’s unavoidable. She doesn’t want to get back with them or fall for someone like him/her again

ABIGAIL:

Say that you're a redpill follower and that trad-wives are way better... YIKES! No, just no. That’s the complete opposite of her personality, and you’re coming across like an internet troll who barely leaves his room. Plus, she’s not okay with discussing women who would enjoy being a housewife being treated as an appliance for you commodity instead of humans which you reach an agreement.

[randomfandomdom]

*chef's kiss* 👌

[Full body practice ft. Shane and Elliott]

[nendracula]

duality of a jojamart employee

[funnyfishfart]

Sdv portrait mods are lowkey like this

[ryliith]

Stardew Valley little headcanons #01: Shane's middle name is "patience". His first name is "little".

[jzargo]

I find it kind of funny that Shane is labelled the "i can fix him" romance of sdv but...he really isn't. You, the player, actually do very little in terms of "fixing" him. You watch him have a few breakdowns, and you intervene when he's drunk on the cliffs, but...he's the one who decides to start going to therapy. He's the one who decides to quit drinking. These are not things that you ever encourage him to do. You can headcanon certain interactions all you want, but this isn't like "the player chooses the genre of Elliott's future book." You have no impact on whether or not Shane cleans up his life. You support him at a few key moments, but the desire to change and be better comes from Shane, not the player.

You don't fix him. He fixes himself.

[spacepatrolhana]

A small comic about shane's worry

[nicoleknives]

ok I miss him and I hope you do too <3

[manetkashaneskisser]

[vilochkaaa]

so canon to me.