#dwight in shining armor incorrect quotes

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Dwight: Gretta, please keep an eye on Chlodwig today. He's gonna say something to the wrong person and get himself punched. Gretta: Sure, I'd love to see Chlodwig get punched. Dwight: Try again. Gretta, with a deep sigh: I will stop Chlodwig from getting punched.

[dwightinshiningarmorfan]

Nana to Dwight: Son, go touch grass

[thinking-about-fiction]

Eda: We're all under some kind of truth spell!

Luz: Which is why we keep running our mouths off with no filter!

Hooty: No filter?

Eda: Oh, you're pretty much the same Hooty.

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Dwight: I am lost for words! Chlodwig, whispering to Gretta: Despite being lost for words, he's been yelling at me for 10 minutes.in

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Gretta: What's the first thing you notice when a man approaches you? Hexela: The audacity.

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Chlodwig: Do not panic for I am in charge! Dwight: That’s why I’m panicking!

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Baldric: Do you not have a hairdryer in your satchel? Dwight: Have you never met a human before? Baldric, on the phone with Hexela: My love, do you have a hairdryer in your satchel? Hexela: Of course, I’m not an animal.

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Chlodwig: The wedding between Sir Dwight, my brother in Guy Club, and my cousin, Princess Gretta, will be the wedding of the century! Jacopo: It took about that long for it to happen.

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Gretta: Are you trying to be annoying, or does it just come naturally? Chlodwig, proudly: It comes naturally.

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Gretta: So why does the Lady Juliet die? Dwight: Because without Romeo, she has no reason to live. Hexela, with contempt: Clearly this nonsensical production was written by a man.

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Ragana: I wouldn't be caught dead in that dress. Hexela: You'd have to be dead six months to fit in it.

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Gretta: Uh oh. Dwight: Uh oh good or uh oh bad? Gretta: When is "uh oh" ever good? Dwight: I don't know. Maybe this time?

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Chlodwig: Baldric! There’s a monster under my bed and it’s really ugly! Jacopo *chilling on the bottom bunk*: Honestly, Fuck you.

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Baldric: Chlodwig is right. Gretta: It is most certainly the end times. Dwight: We're all gonna die.

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Baldric: You vex me, witch! Hexela: You are the bane of my existence! Dwight, whispering: What's happening? Gretta: They're flirting. That's their love language.

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Dwight: Money can't buy happiness. Gretta: Sure it can. That's just a lie we tell poor people to keep them from rioting.