#dwight in shining armor incorrect quotes

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Dwight: Gretta, please keep an eye on Chlodwig today. He's gonna say something to the wrong person and get himself punched. Gretta: Sure, I'd love to see Chlodwig get punched. Dwight: Try again. Gretta, with a deep sigh: I will stop Chlodwig from getting punched.

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Nana to Dwight: Son, go touch grass

[thinking-about-fiction]

Eda: We're all under some kind of truth spell!

Luz: Which is why we keep running our mouths off with no filter!

Hooty: No filter?

Eda: Oh, you're pretty much the same Hooty.

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Chlodwig: Are you thinking what I am thinking, Sir Dwight? Dwight: I will bet every penny I have that I'm not.

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Dwight: What are your future plans? Chlodwig: Lunch. Dwight: I meant long term plans. Chlodwig: You mean like dinner?

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Dwight: I am lost for words! Chlodwig, whispering to Gretta: Despite being lost for words, he's been yelling at me for 10 minutes.

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Jacopo: Please know how deeply I hate you. Chlodwig: I'm so flattered.

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Gretta: What's the first thing you notice when a man approaches you? Hexela: The audacity.

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Dwight: Who the broke the toaster? Gretta: It was Chlodwig. Hexela: It was Chlodwig. Baldric: Prince Chlodwig broke it. Chlodwig: ...yOU PROMISED-

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Chlodwig: Cousin! I have found a foolproof method of determining if someone is truly evil. Gretta: Which is? Chlodwig: If they dislike Sir Dwight, they are evil. Gretta, nodding her head in agreement: Yes that makes perfect sense. Then we kill them.

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Chlodwig: Do not panic for I am in charge! Dwight: That’s why I’m panicking!

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Dwight: The nonviolent approach is probably better here. Gretta: I was not going to use violence. I do not always use violence...Do I? Dwight:.......... Gretta:.......... Dwight: The important thing is you believe that.

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Chlodwig: You know, sometimes I don't think you take me seriously. Baldric: Really? There's times you think I do?

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Chlodwig: Baldric! There’s a monster under my bed and it’s really ugly! Jacopo *chilling on the bottom bunk*: Honestly, Fuck you.

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Baldric: Do you not have a hairdryer in your satchel? Dwight: Have you never met a human before? Baldric, on the phone with Hexela: My love, do you have a hairdryer in your satchel? Hexela: Of course, I’m not an animal.

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Jacopo: Your existence, it is confusing. Chlodwig: Why? Jacopo: Your presence is annoying, but the thought of anything bad happening to you I find very upsetting.