#dwight in shining armor incorrect quotes

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Dwight: Gretta, please keep an eye on Chlodwig today. He's gonna say something to the wrong person and get himself punched. Gretta: Sure, I'd love to see Chlodwig get punched. Dwight: Try again. Gretta, with a deep sigh: I will stop Chlodwig from getting punched.

[dwightinshiningarmorfan]

Nana to Dwight: Son, go touch grass

[thinking-about-fiction]

Eda: We're all under some kind of truth spell!

Luz: Which is why we keep running our mouths off with no filter!

Hooty: No filter?

Eda: Oh, you're pretty much the same Hooty.

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Dwight: I am lost for words! Chlodwig, whispering to Gretta: Despite being lost for words, he's been yelling at me for 10 minutes.

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Dwight: What are your future plans? Chlodwig: Lunch. Dwight: I meant long term plans. Chlodwig: You mean like dinner?

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Gretta: What's the first thing you notice when a man approaches you? Hexela: The audacity.

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Chlodwig: Do not panic for I am in charge! Dwight: That’s why I’m panicking!

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Gretta: *tries to magic a bandit into a rabbit, but accidentally turns it into a bear* Baldric: A BEAR! YOU MADE A BEAR! Gretta: I DIDN'T MEAN TOO! Baldric: UNDO IT! UNDO IT!

thank you @dwightinshiningarmorfan for the inspo

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Baldric: You lost a lot of blood and passed out. Do you remember anything, Your Highness? Gretta: Only the ride to the hospital in the emergency vehicle. Nana: That wasn’t an ambulance, I drove you. Gretta: But I heard the alarm noise. Baldric: That was Dwight. Dwight: I was WORRIED!

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Dwight: I'll have a mocha caramel latte-chino, made with skim milk, no whipped cream. Please put that in a grande cup but use the same amount of coffee that you'd put into a tall. That way there's about an inch of extra room on top to stir in my own nutmeg without spilling any coffee at all. Dwight, turning to Gretta: What do you want? Gretta: I'll have a tea. Dwight: What kind? Gretta: Just...tea?

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Baldric: Do you not have a hairdryer in your satchel? Dwight: Have you never met a human before? Baldric, on the phone with Hexela: My love, do you have a hairdryer in your satchel? Hexela: Of course, I’m not an animal.

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Gretta: I sort of did something and I need your advice, but I don’t want a lot of judgement and criticism. Hexela, eyebrow raised: And you came to me?

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Chlodwig: Okay I’m ready, how do I look? Jacopo: Fine, now let us go. Chlodwig: Fine?! I need gorgeous, I’m changing. Dwight: NO! He meant gorgeous! Why didn’t you say gorgeous, why why why?!

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Gretta: You are my Champion. Your Fate is now eternally bound to mine. Dwight: Nope! Dwight, walking away: Nope nope nope nope nope nope nope. Baldric, watching Dwight panicking: I think he's taking this rather well.

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Dwight: Who the broke the toaster? Gretta: It was Chlodwig. Hexela: It was Chlodwig. Baldric: Prince Chlodwig broke it. Chlodwig: ...yOU PROMISED-

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Dwight: How do you feel about children? Gretta: They’re okay, I guess. I mean, if I saw one, I wouldn’t throw a rock at it. Dwight: Wh-why would you throw a rock at a child?! Gretta: I just said I wouldn’t!