#gretta the besieged

[incorrectdisa]

Dwight: Gretta, please keep an eye on Chlodwig today. He's gonna say something to the wrong person and get himself punched. Gretta: Sure, I'd love to see Chlodwig get punched. Dwight: Try again. Gretta, with a deep sigh: I will stop Chlodwig from getting punched.

[psychicbluebirdmiracle]

Started making a dwight x Gretta edit because they are sweet and wholesome but oh my gosh I think I underestimated how sweet and wholesome they really are cause like watching all these clips of them back to back is definitely messing with my head

Enjoy my favorite scene in this whole dang show because I'm gonna cry at how sweet these two are

[whogirl2011]

OMG the little thumb rub for reassurance because they're together again. I'm MELTING.

You cannot tell me your boy doesn't start using physical touch as a love language!

[ketto-art]

gretta.

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[fredpoptheprophet]

Baldric: Her Royal Highness, Princess Gretta...

Baldric: ...the Besieged.

Gretta: Sir Dwight

Dwight: Hey. You look Great.

[dwightinshiningarmorfan]

"Sir Dwight, what's a crush?"

-Princess Gretta, the Besieged

[incorrectdisa]

Dwight: I am lost for words! Chlodwig, whispering to Gretta: Despite being lost for words, he's been yelling at me for 10 minutes.

[incorrectdisa]

Gretta: What's the first thing you notice when a man approaches you? Hexela: The audacity.

[incorrectdisa]

Gretta: *tries to magic a bandit into a rabbit, but accidentally turns it into a bear* Baldric: A BEAR! YOU MADE A BEAR! Gretta: I DIDN'T MEAN TOO! Baldric: UNDO IT! UNDO IT!

thank you @dwightinshiningarmorfan for the inspo

[incorrectdisa]

Baldric: You lost a lot of blood and passed out. Do you remember anything, Your Highness? Gretta: Only the ride to the hospital in the emergency vehicle. Nana: That wasn’t an ambulance, I drove you. Gretta: But I heard the alarm noise. Baldric: That was Dwight. Dwight: I was WORRIED!

[incorrectdisa]

Dwight: I'll have a mocha caramel latte-chino, made with skim milk, no whipped cream. Please put that in a grande cup but use the same amount of coffee that you'd put into a tall. That way there's about an inch of extra room on top to stir in my own nutmeg without spilling any coffee at all. Dwight, turning to Gretta: What do you want? Gretta: I'll have a tea. Dwight: What kind? Gretta: Just...tea?

[incorrectdisa]

Gretta: I sort of did something and I need your advice, but I don’t want a lot of judgement and criticism. Hexela, eyebrow raised: And you came to me?

[incorrectdisa]

Gretta: You are my Champion. Your Fate is now eternally bound to mine. Dwight: Nope! Dwight, walking away: Nope nope nope nope nope nope nope. Baldric, watching Dwight panicking: I think he's taking this rather well.

[incorrectdisa]

Dwight: Who the broke the toaster? Gretta: It was Chlodwig. Hexela: It was Chlodwig. Baldric: Prince Chlodwig broke it. Chlodwig: ...yOU PROMISED-

[incorrectdisa]

Dwight: How do you feel about children? Gretta: They’re okay, I guess. I mean, if I saw one, I wouldn’t throw a rock at it. Dwight: Wh-why would you throw a rock at a child?! Gretta: I just said I wouldn’t!

[incorrectdisa]

Gretta: We will wear disguises and if it looks like trouble, we will leave. Dwight: Yeah. Because we always leave before we get into trouble.