#source: avatar the last airbender

[incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes]

Leo, very stressed and sleep deprived: *sees Karai drinking water* DON'T DRINK THAT! Karai: *spits the water* why? Is it poisoned? Leo: In my dream we were in the middle of battling the Shredder and had to stop so you could use the bathroom! We died because of your tiny bladder!

[incorrectbatfam]

Barbara: You’ve been hallucinating all day after drinking that cactus juice and now you lick something you found stuck to the floor?!

Carrie: I have a natural curiosity.

[selfship-quotes]

F/O: My own family thought I was a monster...

F/O: I mean, they were right, of course, but it still hurt.

[bluejay-the-geek]

Dick and Damian trying to cross a busy crowd

Damian, pushing people: Out of my way! Step aside, filth. Dick: He means no offense! Dick: I'm certain you bathe regularly.

[movietimegirl]

Kiri: Poor Spider. He must be so scared.

Meanwhile...

Spider: Why don't you crouch down here so I can smack that grin off you face!

Quaritch:

[liv45no]

Hermione: so Professor McGonagall, we’ve been thinking. It’s only a matter of time before Umbridge’s terrible teaching is gonna backfire. We’re going to need to know more advanced spells if we wanna stand a chance against the dark lord.

Ron: we know what you’re gonna say, she’s our headmaster and we should be trying to get along with her.

McGonagall: no

McGonagall: she’s crazy and she needs to go down

[kurothoughts]

[Before Blue Cult arc]

Sebastian: There have been multiple sightings of Undertaker but he's impossible to track down

Ciel: How I'm gonna find him, Sebastian? He's clearly a master of evasive maneurvering

***

R!Ciel from his coffin: You have no idea where you're going, do you?

Undertaker: Someone's sarcasm is rather lively this time in the morning, huh?

[incorrect-2003-tmnt-quotes]

*SAINW verse*

Mikey: Leo! I found something that you're not gonna like! *holds out a poster*

Leo: Well it sounds like a sheet of paper, but I guess you're referring to what's on the sheet of paper.

*few minutes later*

Raph: Leo, what's this!? *holds out another poster*

Leo: I don't know! I mean seriously! What's with you people!? I'm blind!!

[vigsilantes]

[On a mission, Adrian and Y/N got split up from the team and just found their way back]

Y/N: Hey guys, wow you would not believe what happened!

Adrian: Yeah, so we went through our check point at the back of the building and there was this booby trap and, well, we—we boobied right into it.

Chris, laughing: Nice!

[incorrect-losers]

Bev: Come outside if you're man enough to fight me!

Eddie: She didn't mean that!

Stan: No, I'm pretty sure she did

[incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes]

Mikey: Guys, this was in my dream. We shouldn’t go to the market.

Casey: What happened in your dream?

Mikey: Food eats people! Also Ice Cream Kitty could talk. You said some very unkind things.

[incorrectbatfam]

Bette: I'm too young to die!

Kate: I'm not, but I still don't want to!

[jaroftears]

This came to me in a dream (while I was eating a really bad banana muffin) trod by @bamsara probably not accurate but I thought it was funny lol

[team-iceflower]

Ruby: So I was thinking maybe we could do an activity together!

Weiss: *smirking* An activity hm?

Ruby: *choking on dinner*

Yang: Smooth.

[smg-69]

SMG3: Ugh this coffee is nothing than hot bean juice.

SMG4: Babe, that’s what all coffee is.

SMG3: How could my own boyfriend say something so horrible?!

[totallycorrectsailormoonquotes]

Queen Beryl: Together, you and I will be the strongest couple in the entire world! We will dominate the Earth! Prince Endymion: Uh...I got to go.