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Mikey: Guys, this was in my dream. We shouldn’t go to the market.
Casey: What happened in your dream?
Mikey: Food eats people! Also Ice Cream Kitty could talk. You said some very unkind things.
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incorrectbatfam · 4 months ago
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Barbara: You’ve been hallucinating all day after drinking that cactus juice and now you lick something you found stuck to the floor?!
Carrie: I have a natural curiosity.
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selfship-quotes · 4 months ago
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F/O: My own family thought I was a monster...
F/O: I mean, they were right, of course, but it still hurt.
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bluejay-the-geek · 2 months ago
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Dick and Damian trying to cross a busy crowd
Damian, pushing people: Out of my way! Step aside, filth. Dick: He means no offense! Dick: I'm certain you bathe regularly.
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movietimegirl · 2 years ago
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Kiri: Poor Spider. He must be so scared.
Meanwhile...
Spider: Why don't you crouch down here so I can smack that grin off you face!
Quaritch:
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liv45no · 7 months ago
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Hermione: so Professor McGonagall, we’ve been thinking. It’s only a matter of time before Umbridge’s terrible teaching is gonna backfire. We’re going to need to know more advanced spells if we wanna stand a chance against the dark lord.
Ron: we know what you’re gonna say, she’s our headmaster and we should be trying to get along with her.
McGonagall: no
McGonagall: she’s crazy and she needs to go down
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kurothoughts · 3 months ago
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[Before Blue Cult arc]
Sebastian: There have been multiple sightings of Undertaker but he's impossible to track down
Ciel: How I'm gonna find him, Sebastian? He's clearly a master of evasive maneurvering
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R!Ciel from his coffin: You have no idea where you're going, do you?
Undertaker: Someone's sarcasm is rather lively this time in the morning, huh?
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incorrect-2003-tmnt-quotes · 4 months ago
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*SAINW verse*
Mikey: Leo! I found something that you're not gonna like! *holds out a poster*
Leo: Well it sounds like a sheet of paper, but I guess you're referring to what's on the sheet of paper.
*few minutes later*
Raph: Leo, what's this!? *holds out another poster*
Leo: I don't know! I mean seriously! What's with you people!? I'm blind!!
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incorrect-losers · 4 months ago
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Bev: Come outside if you're man enough to fight me!
Eddie: She didn't mean that!
Stan: No, I'm pretty sure she did
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jaroftears · 5 months ago
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This came to me in a dream (while I was eating a really bad banana muffin) trod by @bamsara probably not accurate but I thought it was funny lol
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vigsilantes · 8 months ago
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[On a mission, Adrian and Y/N got split up from the team and just found their way back]
Y/N: Hey guys, wow you would not believe what happened!
Adrian: Yeah, so we went through our check point at the back of the building and there was this booby trap and, well, we—we boobied right into it.
Chris, laughing: Nice!
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incorrectbatfam · 10 months ago
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Bette: I'm too young to die!
Kate: I'm not, but I still don't want to!
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team-iceflower · 8 months ago
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Ruby: So I was thinking maybe we could do an activity together!
Weiss: *smirking* An activity hm?
Ruby: *choking on dinner*
Yang: Smooth.
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smg-69 · 5 months ago
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SMG3: Ugh this coffee is nothing than hot bean juice.
SMG4: Babe, that’s what all coffee is.
SMG3: How could my own boyfriend say something so horrible?!
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hammah-banana · 8 months ago
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Hiccup Haddock: We’ll wear disguises. And if it looks like trouble, we’ll leave.
Snotlout Jorgenson: *sarcastically* Yeah, because we always leave before we get into trouble.
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artemisfowlcodex · 6 months ago
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Opal: My own mother thought I was a monster…
Opal: She was right, of course, but it still hurt.
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