#source: avatar the last airbender

[incorrectbatfam]

Barbara: You’ve been hallucinating all day after drinking that cactus juice and now you lick something you found stuck to the floor?!

Carrie: I have a natural curiosity.

[incorrectgliyeraba]

Glinda: She left. Fiyero: What? Glinda: Elphie. She just took her broom and disappeared. She has this ridiculous notion that she has to do this alone, that's it's all her responsibility. Fiyero: Maybe that's her way of being brave. Glinda: It's not brave. It's selfish and stupid! We could be helping her, and I know how much Oz needs her, but doesn't she know how much I need her too? How can she just leave me behind? Fiyero: You're not just talking about this time, are you?

[the-black-bulls]

Finral, about Langris: I'm just saying, considering his messed-up childhood and the way he was raised, he could've turned out a lot worse.

Vanessa: You're right, Finral. Let's go find him and give him a medal. The "Not As Much Of A Jerk As You Could Have Been" award.

[purple--queen]

*at an underground basis without light*

Clint: It is so dark down here.I can't see a thing.

Matt: Oh no what a nightmare

Clint: Sorry

[totallycorrectsailormoonquotes]

Queen Beryl: Together, you and I will be the strongest couple in the entire world! We will dominate the Earth! Prince Endymion: Uh...I got to go.

[bluejay-the-geek]

Dick and Damian trying to cross a busy crowd

Damian, pushing people: Out of my way! Step aside, filth. Dick: He means no offense! Dick: I'm certain you bathe regularly.

[selfship-quotes]

F/O: My own family thought I was a monster...

F/O: I mean, they were right, of course, but it still hurt.

[liv45no]

Hermione: so Professor McGonagall, we’ve been thinking. It’s only a matter of time before Umbridge’s terrible teaching is gonna backfire. We’re going to need to know more advanced spells if we wanna stand a chance against the dark lord.

Ron: we know what you’re gonna say, she’s our headmaster and we should be trying to get along with her.

McGonagall: no

McGonagall: she’s crazy and she needs to go down

[kurothoughts]

[Before Blue Cult arc]

Sebastian: There have been multiple sightings of Undertaker but he's impossible to track down

Ciel: How I'm gonna find him, Sebastian? He's clearly a master of evasive maneurvering

***

R!Ciel from his coffin: You have no idea where you're going, do you?

Undertaker: Someone's sarcasm is rather lively this time in the morning, huh?

[incorrectbatfam]

Bette: I'm too young to die!

Kate: I'm not, but I still don't want to!

[vigsilantes]

[On a mission, Adrian and Y/N got split up from the team and just found their way back]

Y/N: Hey guys, wow you would not believe what happened!

Adrian: Yeah, so we went through our check point at the back of the building and there was this booby trap and, well, we—we boobied right into it.

Chris, laughing: Nice!

[incorrectgliyeraba]

Dorothy: I came here in my flying house.

Fiyero: And this is Elphaba, my flying girlfriend.

[incorrect-2003-tmnt-quotes]

*SAINW verse*

Mikey: Leo! I found something that you're not gonna like! *holds out a poster*

Leo: Well it sounds like a sheet of paper, but I guess you're referring to what's on the sheet of paper.

*few minutes later*

Raph: Leo, what's this!? *holds out another poster*

Leo: I don't know! I mean seriously! What's with you people!? I'm blind!!

[incorrect-losers]

Bev: Come outside if you're man enough to fight me!

Eddie: She didn't mean that!

Stan: No, I'm pretty sure she did

[sweetpeaches666]

Starscream/Nightshriek: Lord Megatron, I know it's probably hard to see me this way. But the obedient little soldier that you think I am just isn't me. I love fighting, I love exploring the Earth, and I'm really, really good at it!

Starscream/Nightshriek: I know I've kept my life a secret from you, you were keeping me secret from the whole Autobot faction. You were doing it to protect me, but I'm 52-years-old and I've never had a real friend. So now that you know who I really am, I hope it doesn't change the way you feel about me.

Megatron: Of course it doesn't change the way I feel about you, Starscream. It's made me realize something.

Starscream/Nightshriek: It has?

Megatron: Yes... I've let you have far too much freedom. From now on, you will be care for and guarded 24 hours a day.

Starscream/Nightshriek: But, Master-

Nightbird: We are doing this for your own good, Starscream.

[stardust948]

The Chosen Incorrect quotes ATLA edition

Simon the Zealot: Keep your voices down!

Andrew: Yes, we wouldn't want the birds to hear us.

Simon the Zealot: We're in enemy nation. Those are enemy birds.

~

Simon Peter: I'm just a fisherman. I didn't ask for all these parables and miracles.

~

John: I'm too young to die!

Zebedee: I'm not but I still don't wanna!

~

Gentile, smug: Can your god control the rain?

Simon Peter: YES! HE CAN!!!

~

Jesus: *describes the torture and death He will endure*

The disciples:

Simon Peter: That’s rough, Lord.