#this was in my drafts for almost a year lol
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so I've been reading real published romance books and they cannot fill the void that ao3 and company do fill, but they did give me an idea. ok, lmfao, hear me out. (I've had this in my drafts for way too long, i decided to release it because why tf not)
content: alien!141, soulmates!141, abduction, intergalactic human trafficking, space shit; very vague idea of anything ever; probably made up alien names; writer is at work while dealing with annoying costumers so it's rushed and dumb.
imagine:
Good ol' you, in your house, unaware that in the deep, vast universe, trafficking also existed. Not long ago, a reptilian race found out about our warm bodies, interesting features and intelligent yet primitive brains, and started to abduct and sell men and women to rich buyers. It was good business, especially considering our side of the universe wasn't even aware of extraterrestrial life, so they couldn't even guess where they disappeared! The treaty and all intergalactic laws were vague about us. "Let them be" meaning "Let them fuckers figure their shit out, lol idk".
Well, as you can understand, the Sheh'deauz (lmfao stay with me) decided to in fact not let us be. So back to lovely you, yeah?
Home alone, playing videogames or something, when suddently you see some flashes of light out the window. It was weird considering it wasn't raining but you remained calm, as you assumed maybe a storm is approaching? Mainly, you couldn't give a shit but the moment you heard scratching and hissing outside your door, you panicked. Long story short, your house slowly started filling with an invisible gas that just made you pass out, but you did see your door opening, same weird blue-white light emanating from under it as it did, and a scaly leg entering your home as you fell on the floor.
You figured, as the genius that you were, that you were, in fact, not dreaming as you spent many hours (days? felt like days) in a cage. Very oddly technologically advanced. In another strike of genius, and of course, after seeing your kidnappers, you figured it was a spaceship and you were in some deep sci-fi shit. (maybe after laughing and asking them where are the hidden cameras. i would...)
After throwing tantrums and having the ugly multi-colored creatures mock you and hiss at you, you kinda gave up and sat by the very human bed you've been given and allowed time to pass. You were given food every so often, a toilet nearby, water at your disposal. But you feared for your life.
Well, let me tell you something. You have the luckiest misfortune of all, really. Or maybe, just maybe, things are meant to be this way. Maybe it was all meant to happen like this. Allow me to explain.
In another corner of the universe, four of the greatest warriors of the Intergalactic Army frowned at a holographic screen. A female alien, older, still beautiful, ethereal looking, skin creamy white with some lavender edges and striking blue eyes was frowning back.
"You're fucking kidding me." Their captain said (in a different language than ours but your writer here is multi-lingual, don't worry), getting closer to the screen. She just nodded, rubbing her forehead.
"Where is that again?" Asked another.
"So likeâ" a third one, this one with a distinct accent compared to the others, tilted his head incredulously. "They're our cousins genetically?"
"You can say so." She groaned. "The Council decided to not touch that part of the galaxy. They are being observed. Fucking hell! They were going on the right path."
"If they don't destroy their own planet before." The captain muttered, voice tired and coarse. In his many, many years lived, he's seen it happen again and again. Greed and stupidity almost whipped their race, so he's been following the Terrans close-by, as close as a mere Intergalactic Task Force Captain (stick with me lmfao) could follow.
"So what's the plan?" The tallest one asked, mask made of what others assumed was one of his most dangerous prey's skull was placed on his face.
"We give them hell." Captain commanded, Laswell nodding.
"Stay close, at the outskirts of their galaxy. We intercept any package and find their buyers."
"What do we do with our lil cousins then?"
"Eliminate any witnesses."
Shit went down really quick. You figured they were preparing for something as the guards by your cell somehow summoned some advanced looking chairs from the walls to strap themselves on and hissed at you mockingly, as they've done before. You just sat in a corner, by the bed, and wanted to cry. You were going through all stages of grief every few hours and it was getting exhausting. You were just now starting to understand how dire your situation was and how little chances you had of going home.
They turned off the main lights and a thousand scenarios crossed your mind. It was as if they were bracing for something. You frowned as you saw the guards tense as some alien hieroglyphics appeared on a holographic screen. It looked... like a countdown... You grasped the bed, trying to brace yourself for something. And good that you did because it felt as if the ship collapsed with something.
It basically shook you off to the ground, and while you'd think this was supposed to happen, you quickly realize it wasn't since the guards unstrapped themselves from the chairs and started shrieking as alarms suddently blared. After that? Seconds and it was over. Two white blasts ended them both, hitting them exactly in the middle of their ugly skulls. You did not hear any footsteps but you saw a shadow approaching your cell, so you scurried closer to your bed and now presumably magic shield that will block blasts that melt alien skulls.
The barriers from your cell unlocked, sliding to the sides and someone jumped in front of you. Someone big, dressed sleekly in black, although you could swear the edges of his frame looked transparent for a second. It was big, yet had the complexity of a human so you stayed locked in place, big scared eyes on the person pointing a big son-of-a-bitch gun at you. You heard it growl and speak something shortly, and the hairs on your whole body pricked.
World stopped for Price as he cracked another neck, just after locking eyes with the leader of this "cargo" ship. He was about to take a step forward to gently guide this person towards personal enlightenment by confessing all the information they needed, even if it would be involuntarily, when Soap spoke... well, growled just one word in their comms.
"Mate."
#cod scenarios#cod x reader#141 x reader#alien!141#alien!141 x reader#soulmate!au#soulmate!au on crack and make it harem x reader#john soap mctavish x reader#john price x reader#simon ghost riley x reader#kyle gaz garrick x reader
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Dick and Damian trying to cross a busy crowd
Damian, pushing people: Out of my way! Step aside, filth. Dick: He means no offense! Dick: I'm certain you bathe regularly.
#this was in my drafts for almost a year lol#source: avatar the last airbender#incorrect quotes#dc#dc comics#dcu#incorrect batman quotes#incorrect dc quotes#dick grayson#nightwing#damian wayne#robin#batfamily#batfam#incorrect batfamily quotes#incorrect batkids#incorrect batboys quotes#incorrect dick grayson#incorrect damian wayne#incorrect dc comics#incorrect nightwing
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Masterlist of the Batfam Social Media AU posts
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Updated Oct 31, 2024
Pt. 1: The duality of man feat. Jason Todd & Damian Wayne
Pt. 2: Dick "The Firstborn" Grayson vs Jason "The Firstdead" Todd
Pt. 3: Gently used casket for sale :)
Pt. 4: Prince of Gotham "Bruh Wayne" aka "Father of 10+ mean children"
Pt. 5: Bruce Wayne is NOT Batman
Pt. 6: BREAKING NEWS: Lex Luthor BUYS Twitter??
Pt. 7: Just another night in Gotham
Pt. 8: God's strongest soldier (the oldest sibling)
Pt. 9: Bruce Wayne texts like a boomer
Pt. 10: Just Gothamtwt things
Pt. 11: Conspiracies in the family group chat
Bonus:
Jay + Roy texts
Jason "I swear I hate my dad" Todd
#this will be updated with every new addition#im reviving this au since i have so many dusty drafts in my notes#drafts that are almost 2 years old lol#social media au#batfamily#batfam#batkids#batdad#dc#batman#bruce wayne#dick grayson#jason todd#stephanie brown#tim drake#duke thomas#damian wayne#cassandra cain#barbara gordon#incorrect quotes#fanatical posting
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THE BOYS 2.06 The Bloody Doors Off
#something i had in my drafts for almost 4 years now lol#theboysedit#tvedit#cinematv#dailyflicks#userstream#cinemapix#userbbelcher#kimiko miyashiro#annie january#the boys#mine
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â Mary Oliver, Felicity
#obi wan kenobi#anakin skywalker#star wars#found this in my drafts after like two years lol#just feeling insane thinking about obi-wan âyour lightsaber is your lifeâ kenobi burying their lightsabers together#and the almost tender way he cradles anakin's lightsaber before he gifts it to luke#this poem was just perfect especially with the a long time ago and far away lines#kenobi series#star wars prequels#obikin#prequel trilogy#original trilogy#a new hope
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Sleepy IwaOi
#iwaoi#oiiwa#my art#haikyuu!!#oikawa tooru#iwaizumi hajime#gosh THSI IS SO ADORBS#the Iwa figurine cant sit properly so i just lean him to Oik PFFT#but if i do force him to sit up straight- he'll still end up leaning to Oikawa the next time i look at them#guys is this a sign#also its been months since i took the photo#n the sketch was in my drafts ALMOST A YEAR ago#and i was only able to finish it NOW. LOL#goshhhh#BUT ARENT THE FIGURINES ADORBSSS??#cant believe i have my own#they're currently lying on their backs beside each other as i type#they r so gay i knew it
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Speaking from experience?
#Gintama#Sakata Gintoki#Takasugi Shinsuke#gintaka#takagin#Shimura Shinpachi#animecap#subtitles#my post#I've had this for almost a year in my drafts#but yeah it's me again making connections everywhere lol
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lilacs and ice cream
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Summary/Request: Idk if your taking requests but, If you could (if your doing it) write something about Bo Bichette again please, preferably with a gn or fem reader. Iâve read everything that I can read about him that also applies with me.
Author's Note: Alright, @goodiesinthecloset21, I'm gonna do my best with this one. I want to add that I know absolutely nothing about baseball so any terminology is the work of a quick Google search or something I've heard in a movie. Anyway, I know that you sent your request like a million years ago so I hope after all this time, it gives you a bit of what you're looking for. I decided to do something softer this time, more fluff, since the last one was smut but let me know if that's not the way you wanted it to go and I can give it another shot. Thanks babe! Love ya, stay golden!
P.S. some of this is kinda giving âstrained family relationshipâ which was unintentional, so Iâm sorry about that. Hopefully, that doesnât take away from the story.
masterlist
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Summer in Toronto was beautiful. You loved the way the flowers bloomed, the bright purples popping against the bright green grass; even on the smoggiest days. There was only ever one thing missing - someone to share it with. That is, until Bo came into your life. You had gone to the baseball game with your family begrudgingly, but the seats were good and you knew it was something that your dad had wanted for a long time
âI just want to be in that stadium,â heâd say at least twice a month for most of your life, âjust once. To see a game and watch the Jays winâ
It was nice to see him, and the rest of your family, so happy. You watched the game, intermittently laughing at your dad as he tried to start a wave that barely made it past your section, or when he spilled his popcorn after jumping up in excitement. You really started to get into it around the 3rd inning, the crowd was getting loud and rowdy and it started to rub off on you. By the time the game ended, you were beaming with excitement, so much so that you werenât watching where you were going and you somehow walked right into a crowd of people.
âOh my goodness Iâm so sorry!â you laughed, âI guess thatâll teach me to watch where Iâm going next timeâ
âThatâs alright,â one voice said, âare you okay?â
âIâm fine. A bit embarrassed maybe,â you added before finally looking up to see who youâd bumped into. Speechless when you saw Bo Bichette smiling back at you, âbut you knowâŠâ you continued, trying not to blush as you stared, âfineâ
âGlad to hear it,â he said cheerfully before his teammates called him to the bus that was waiting for them, âdonât go running into anybody else now.â You watched for a second while he hopped on the bus, feeling a small tug on your arm from your mom pulling you towards your family
â(Y/N), come on, what are you doing?â she laughed
âYeah, yeah,â you answered distractedly, âIâm coming.â Your mind wandered to that encounter all through your family meal and you werenât sure you could ever forget it - or that you wanted to.
xx
It had been nearly a week since you bumped into Bo Bichette at the Jays game. Honestly, it kept you going during your boring serving shifts at the pub you worked at.
âI mean it was a fun story,â your co-worker, Brit, smirked as she leaned against the wall where you were cleaning a table, âbut donât you think you should be over it by now? I mean.. it was a chance encounter,â she teased, âwe donât live in a rom-comâ
âIâm sorry,â you laughed in return, âbut itâs one of the more exciting things that have happened in my life. And.. yeah, maybe Iâve been single for a little longer than I would like.â Brit gave you an almost pitiful look before the door was burst open by a loud crowd of men, laughing amongst themselves before stopping at the host stand to ask for a table; you could only watch for a moment as they were directed to your section before you were pulled away to run food. When you finally got to the table of boastful boys, you noticed who exactly they were
âWell, hello again,â Bo smiled as he greeted you, âI was hoping I'd see you again. Maybe get a name this time?â
âH-h-hi,â you stammered, as you looked at him until you realized you should probably be professional, âhi, I'm (Y/N),â you course-corrected, âI'll be your server today. How is everyone doing today?â It was an awkward segue but you didn't know what to do
âHi, (Y/N), I'm Bo. Nice to meet you,â he said, introducing himself in return and it calmed you down enough for you to... not look like a complete moron when doing your job, âofficially.â You felt a blush creep across your face as you continued to take everyoneâs orders. When you finally left the table, you exhaled sharply while your co-workers giggled
âI canât believe this,â you whispered to yourself, âthis is insaneâ
âItâs gonna be fine,â your friend said with a smile, âthink of it this way: youâre finally continuing your rom-comâ
âCome on, Brit,â you replied, hanging your head, âthis isnât funny. Iâm too flustered to give them⊠to be a good serverâ
âYouâll be great!â she continued, âjust be your bubbly self. Theyâre just people, donât think of them otherwiseâ
âYeah, just people,â you repeated, âincredibly well-known, well-recognizable, wealthy peopleâ
âYou know you also have other tablesâŠâ one of your other co-workers, who had been listening to the entire conversation, interjected, forcing you to snap out of your pity party
âSHIT!â you said quietly, rushing out to check on your tables, refilling water glasses and clearing plates where needed, all the while keeping an eye on the players of the Toronto Blue Jays. At some point in the night, the host came to grab you
â(Y/N), theyâre asking for you,â the host said, âI donât think theyâre upset but they donât want to talk to anyone else. Not even the managersâ
âHow long ago did they ask?â you asked
âLike less than a minuteâ she answered
âAnd theyâre not upset?â
âNo.. I mean I donât think so but maybe theyâre pretending? Being âpolite madâ?â You chuckled a bit before thanking her and heading back to them, greeting them happily, making sure everything was alright
âWe just wanted to ask you a questionâ Bo smiled
âBo wanted to ask you a question,â one of the others clarified, and your interest was suddenly peaked
âAh, okay,â you returned, placing your hand on the back of Boâs chair, âwhatâs the question?â
âWhat are you doing after your shift?â he asked
âItâll be late,â you admitted with a chuckle, âso Iâll probably be going to bedâ
âWhat time are you off?â
âIâm on a split tonight, so Iâm here until at least 10pmâ you replied
âDo you work tomorrow?â Bo continued, earning a shy smile from you
âTomorrowâs my day off. I hardly ever work Sundaysâ
âAre you free around.. noon?â
âSure,â you said, âfor what?â
âThereâs this path I love hiking, how do you feel about that?â you said that would be great, both of you smiling at each other, almost completely ignoring everyone at the table. It took you until you got into the kitchen that you realized you had just been asked out on a date - âI guess it has been a whileâ you thought - and now you didnât know how to act. Bo was the one who confirmed the date, leaving you with a blush that covered your whole face; you were sure it looked like you were having an allergic reaction but you hoped he wasn't embarrassed of you...
âI'll see you tomorrowâ you managed to get out after what felt like an eternity
âTomorrow,â he said with a smile, walking backward as he left the pub, keeping his eyes locked on you until one of his teammates turned him around so he didn't hurt himself by running into the door.
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You woke up the next morning and practically hopped out of bed, immediately texting Brit
âDid I dream Bo Bichette asking me out on a date?â you asked
âNo,â she replied plainly, after about 10 minutes
âI'm going hiking with a professional athlete today?â
âYesâ
âWHAT DO I DO?!â
âFirst of all,â she started a string of texts, âit's 8 in the morning, calm down.â You chuckled at her text, knowing that she had probably bitterly rolled out of bed after hearing the chime of her phone, âsecond, what do you mean what do you do? You go on a date with Professional Baseball Player, Bo Bichetteâ
âOkay.. sure," you typed, âbut what do I wear?â
âYou're going on a hike. Don't wear jeansâ
âThank you for thatâ
âAlways here to helpâ
âI should start getting ready...â
âAgain, it's 8AMâ she repeated
âAnd the date is at noon...â
âYeahâ
âYou don't need four hours to get readyâ
âI need to showerâ
â20 minutesâ
âI have to find an outfitâ
â5 minutes, 10 maxâ
âI have to do my hair and make myself look presentableâ
âWe'll say 30 minutes to be safeâ
âI have to eat something...â You were grasping now but what could you do, you were nervous
âMaybe he's planning on taking you somewhere after the hike?â she countered, "I don't think eating before a hike is recommendedâ
âBRIT!â you text-shouted, "I'm freaking out. I don't want to be freaking out but I am. I don't want to make a fool of myself. Or him...â
âOkay, okay, okay,â you could practically hear her sigh through the screen, "you're not going to make a fool of yourself or him. No one's gonna be made a fool today. But you don't need to worry so much. Wear a pair of shorts, the ones you really like, bring a bandana or something - to get your hair off your neck a bit but also to get rid of any sweat you don't want him to see - and make sure you wear sneakers. Don't wear boots or flip-flops. And sunscreen. Always wear sunscreen!â You thanked her quickly, jokingly saying that you were glad she was finally getting on board, and placed your phone back on its charger before hopping in the shower.
âMaybe Brit was wrong. Maybe this really was a mistakeâŠâ you grumbled to yourself as you fixed your outfit in the mirror, nearly jumping out of your skin when the doorbell rang. You tried to be as calm as you could, letting out a deep exhale before answering the door
âHey!â Bo said with a wide smile
âHi,â you said simply, any doubt you had was now replaced with butterflies in your stomach - being nervous was so basic but you couldnât help it.
âI.. you ready?â He stammered. It made you feel better that he seemed a little out of his element as well
âLet me just grab a water bottleâ you smiled, leaving the door open as you ran to the kitchen; a way of saying âyou can come in, judge my apartment a little if you want,â but you were maybe just a little too quick.
âLetâs get going then,â he remarked happily and the two of you were on your way. You werenât sure what to expect with this hike but Bo using the word path led you to believe it wouldnât be that bad - which would be ideal since the last time you properly went hiking would be at least 5 years ago. However, it turns out, you forgot to take into account that Bo Bichette was, in fact, Bo Bichette: Professional MLBer. In the middle of the hike, you leaned against a tree, claiming you needed the shade
âI forgot to put on sunscreen and I don't want to burn,â you falsely claimed, catching your breath as Bo leaned against the tree with you
âSure,â he smirked, bringing out his water bottle to take a sip, âI mean I don't burn as easily but we can stay in the shade.â Once you had finally evened out your breathing, you took a sip of water and looked out at the path that you were about to continue walking
âIt's beautiful out here,â you smiled, leading both of you back onto the path at a slower pace now, âI can tell why you like it so muchâ
âI almost brought you flowers, lilacs,â he gestured to the flowers on the path, âbut I knew the path and I knew there would be lilacs here, so I decided against itâ
âAww,â you said, pouting slightly to hopefully show how cute you thought it was, âthat's really sweet. I would've appreciated it either way but I'm glad I got to see this firstâ
âI chose right then?â he asked eagerly
âYes,"âyou smiled, âyou chose right.â Bo kept your pace for the rest of the walk but you could tell it was not what he was used to and you felt a little silly not telling him you hadn't been hiking in so long. âI'm sorry that this wasn't a very.. exciting hike,â you laughed uncomfortably, âI haven't been on a trail of any kind in about 5 years. I used to do a lot more physical activity and then I guess I just kinda... stoppedâ
âThat's okay,â he smiled in return as the trail came to an end, âit was nice to see it at this pace. Yes, I do typically go a bit faster,â he laughed to himself, âbut I don't always take in the beauty of the actual walk. So, I guess I should thank youâ
âYou're very welcome,â you returned jokingly and he bowed to add to the humour. The two of you finally got to the car and you hesitated as to what was going to happen next
âEverything okay?â he asked, noticing your reluctance to open the door
âI just... had a really good time,â you admitted, âI'm wondering, I guess, what's next?â
âWhat do you mean?â
âAre we going somewhere else or should we end it here?â you said, âI mean, sorry,â you continued awkwardly, âI don't want to be presumptuous. I'm just flushedâ
âWhat would you like to do?â he smirked
âWhatever you had plannedâ you admitted
âThen, I think we should go get some ice cream,â he offered, âI know a great place nearby.â You happily agreed before hopping into the passenger seat of the car. You felt butterflies the entire car ride to the ice cream shop and tried not to stare at him too often but would occasionally catch him looking back at you.
âIs Rocky Road your usual choice?â you asked, as you scooped a bit of your favourite into a spoon and bringing it to your mouth
âNo,â he admitted, âIâve never actually had it. I just wanted to try itâ
âAndâŠ?â you giggled, âwhat do you think?â
âItâs okay,â he laughed, âIâve had better but Iâve also had worse.â You smiled at his words and continued eating your own ice cream, taking in the pastel colours of the parlour at the same time, when you heard Bo giggle slightly; your attention immediately drawn back to him
âWhat?â you blushed
âYou just haveâŠâ he began, gesturing to his mouth and it took you a minute to understand that you must have ice cream around your mouth.
âOh,â you said in surprise, tinged with embarrassment, but his finger soon grazed your lip, wiping away the small mess there. âThank you,â you whispered in this unbelievable rom-com moment, his finger lingering slightly before he cleared his throat and removed it
âMy pleasureâ he grinned. You wondered if there might be a kiss but let him take the lead - you didnât want to set expectations. As he drove you home, you couldnât help think how sweet this all was - the walk, the lilacs, the ice cream, the moment - but the one thought that kept sticking in your mind was: I really hope there's a second date. He walked you to the door to your apartment building, stopping short of entering the lobby, âI had a really nice timeâ
âI did too,â you returned, âthank you for⊠everything. Itâs been one of the best dates Iâve had in the cityâ
âIâm glad,â he smiled, reminding you of your first meeting, âmaybe we can do it again?â You felt giddiness take over you and you rushed to agree, hoping that did not throw him off. âPerfect,â he finally said after what felt like a long pause, âthen I think the lake is open. Itâs another physical activity, I know, but paddle boats are always fun. What do you say?â The smile that spread across your face felt like it might consume you and all you could do was nod your head in agreement, âI will pick you up tomorrow then, same time?â
âIâll bring the sunscreen,â you joked, âI wouldnât want to burn.â He smiled at you lightly before placing a small kiss to your cheek, a feeling youâd think about until the very moment he picked you up for each and every date.
#bo bichette#major league baseball#mlb#mlb fandom#Bo bichette fic#Bo bichette imagine#this was the first of my drafts that I finished#it still took me⊠what? almost a year?#I just havenât had a chance to look at it#but this was one that I wanted to be cute so it was easy to write#hopefully itâs good#sometimes I canât tell#or I doubt myself lol#masterlist#the other masterlist
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I can't do much productively during the heat wave/health issue flare up/etc. like work on my games or anything where I have to sit at the computer/type for long periods of time, BUT.. I did passively sculpt a few tiny foods lol. I wanted to do one of my bigger usual sculptures, but those take so much more time and concentration, I thought something small just to keep my hands busy would be better.. close up photos look kind of weird and blurry from my camera settings or something, but overall they came out okay, especially in person.. Nearly the only reason I ever wanted to buy dolls as a kid was to get my hands on the miniature foods and plates and stuff that came with them, I've always just been obsessed with small versions of things like that, so.. why not make some! lol
#sculpture#ooops.. i could have posted this on the art blog but I forgor and do not feel like reuploading everything#into a new drafted post on a whole other blog.. not in this heat.. i have no patience lol#items are: tomato. asparagus. a four leaf clover (not food lol). some sort of folded bun or dumpling with meat inside (not based on#anything specific. I just wanted to fold a flat sheet of clay into a shape). pomegranate. cheese wheel. lemon slice. some sort of mushroom.#fish (not a real one. just made up. if it looks like any specific fish that'd be interesting). and fig.#I haven't been able to get many avocaodo pits to carve again. so sculpting. then is good for a tiny craft#WISH I COULD DO COSTUMES OR SOMETHING.. i have some pikced out. bundles of clothes laying on the floor of the closet#but GODS even before the heat wave it's just been so warm.. I know.. it's the summer. of course it's warm#but WHYYYyy............. what if it just snowed all year around and was awesome and beautiful and i was so cold and could wear 25 blankets#at all times.. what about THAT hmm?? .. the ideal..#anyway.. my favorite is the pomegranate and the mushroom maybe#The fig is hard because in the pictures of figs I googled a lot of them have that sort of white powdery type of thing on the outside#that grapes and plums and stuff have sometimes and it's hard to convey that weird like.. sheen.. plus the purple with almost powdery blue#and little lighter specks plus streaks of light green and a little orangey on some of them.#It's okay in person I think but this doesnt show up as much in pictures. The cheese also looks betterin person than images. you can't tell#the slight shine in the pictures lol. but the pomegranates look cool and also photograph decent.. hmm#I should have made toast with an egg on it or something. that would be a nice addition#OH ALSO ASPARAGUS MY BELOVED.. though they look a little wonky. the cuticle pusher tool that I sculpt with in leiu of any actual sculpting#tools has a kind of triangle edge that was suite for the little leaf details of the asparagus so that was cool. its like..ALMOST right lol
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name one hero who was happyâŠ
#the song of achilles#tsoa#litedit#bookedit#this has been in my drafts for almost two years waiting for me to put txt on it lolâŠ.#still havenât and it needs to leave the drafts#oops
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nooo đ dont go in there, character! đ„° youâll get hurt đ
#whump#whump memes#this has been in my drafts for almost two years#dont even remember what i was watching that made me make this post#well it was definitely something where a character went inside a building knowing its dangerious#and p sure they did end up getting hurt :)#but this really is me anytime a character does something that i either know (from gifs) or assume will get them hurt lol#q
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Godot Blend #218 (w/ graphs)
I ran the numbers on Franziskaâs dialogue gimmick a while back, so I figured why not do the same for Godot and plot out just how much he talks about coffee.
First off, hereâs the number of times each character uses the word âcoffeeâ over the course of the trilogy:
In terms of raw number of occurrences, Phoenix uses the word âcoffeeâ more than any other character, including Godot. Obviously, he also has significantly more lines than any other character, though, so his rate of using the word is pretty low:
Phoenix: 56 lines with âcoffeeâ / 20,895 total lines = ~0.3% lines feature âcoffeeâ
Godot: 48 lines with âcoffeeâ / 1,163 total lines = ~4.1% lines feature âcoffeeâ
Across characters, the word âcoffeeâ occurs 218 times, in 201 lines of dialogue
More detailed breakdown / additional graphs after the jump (minor/indirect AA Trilogy spoilers ahead!)
I have Godot and Armando listed separately in the previous chart based on which name each line is linked to in the episode transcripts, but it probably makes more sense to combine their lines.
Godot + Armando: 57 lines with âcoffeeâ / 1,298 total lines = 4.4% lines feature âcoffeeâ
It probably also makes sense to consider that a lot of Godotâs lines are clearly about coffee but donât directly include the word âcoffeeâ in them, so I also looked at lines that featured what Iâm calling âcoffee-related wordsâ (coffee, cup, blend, drink, mocha, java, mug, con leche, and au lait).
Hereâs a graph with the number of lines that Godot/Armando have that feature at least one of these words, by episode:
And hereâs the same thing, but expressed as a percentage of their total number of lines:
Collapsed across episodes, Godot/Armando has 104 lines featuring a coffee-related word, which comes out to a rate of 8.2% of his lines being coffee-themed.
Itâs worth mentioning that counting the number of lines actually relevant to Godotâs dialogue gimmick is tricky in that there are a number of other lines in addition to the ones featuring a âcoffee-related wordâ that are evocative of coffee but donât actually refer to it directly (e.g., he often uses words like âbitterâ/âbitternessâ, âaromaticâ, and phrases like âfilled to the brimâ). The way that I counted coffee-related lines would not count those lines, so in a way, you could consider my approach to understate how much of his dialogue actually involves the gimmick (if you consider that kind of phrasing to also be relevant).*
I think itâs interesting to note that Franziska used âfoolâ words in ~4.5% of her dialogue overall, which is around the same rate that Godot used the word âcoffee,â BUT Godot talks about coffee a good bit more often than that (8.2%+).
This means that more of Godotâs dialogue relates to coffee than Franziskaâs dialogue relates to calling people fools. There is no benefit to knowing this, but I thought it was neat :)
*A few of the lines that are counted are ambiguously relevant (3 lines are refer to the victim in Recipe for Turnabout drinking, and 1 is an indirect reference to the gimmick itselfââ17 cups of ketchupâ), but there are more instances of coffee-evocative lines that arenât counted than ambiguously relevant lines that are counted, so I would still consider the 8.3% an under-count for how much of Godotâs dialogue is affected by his coffee gimmick.
#Ace Attorney#Ace Attorney Trilogy#Graphs#prosecutor godot#Diego Armando#aa godot#Ace Attorney in Graphs#Overanalyzing Ace Attorney#this was sitting in my drafts for almost 2 years#now seems as good a time to post it as any lol
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guys...keep your eyes peeled tonight or perhaps tomorrow morning for I Have Cooked Something
#rys.txt#i finally finished sketching everything now i just have to edit it. which might take a bit because i have to time all the frames myself#but yeah probably tonight or tomorrow morning :] yippee!! i finally fucking did something!!#it is not much it is just a storyboard animatic thing but. it's still something and that's more than i can say i've done in a while so. :]#mutuals and followers keep an eye out#especially bandom mutuals (its a panic! at the disco song (sorry. its a good one tho))#and irl friend mutuals (its my art so y'all probably want to see it lol)#and very much especially dawko fan mutuals (which as far as i'm aware consists only of sonia. hi sonia!) bc this is my darkest desire au#the thing i've been obsessed with for fucking. 4 years now maybe? i need to talk about this with someone or else I Will Fucking Explode#I FINALLY DID SOMETHING WITH IT AGAIN!!! (ignore the mostly finished trypophobia meme that's been in my drafts for almost 2 years)
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I forgot about the subtle forgetmenauts reference I put in this chapter of the rose red book lmao
#revising chapter 9 rn#Itâs been almost a year since I wrote the first draft#the unstoppable force of my desire to say what it is vs the immovable object of my desire to see if anyone spots it lol#in any case thatâs a later problem#my fic#rose red book
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flower hivemind au masterpost (so far)
aight this is long overdue lmao
before i start anything off everyone give a big thanks to @olliesneweyes who's the one who originally came up w/ all these ideas, i'm just the one who posted the asks hskjghkg
below the cut i've linked p much every important post related to info abt this au, though you also should be able to find any relevant stuff under the #flower hivemind au tag on this blog lolol. this might still be messy and so is navigating my blog rip but it should be a better place to find everything
tldr; vocaloid au where flower is a type of hivemind plant parasite thing that's capable of "flowerizing" other people to assimilate them into the hivemind. len tries his best to not let his friends get killed.
content warnings for mentions/depictions of blood&gore, drugging, cannibalism(??)
first mentions of au + initial concepts:
1 -> 1st mention
2 -> (elaboration on previous: spreading thru pollen/spores, ciflower)
3,4 -> cordyceps inspiration, more about drugging & spores
more importantish main plot stuff:
targeting fukase (+ brief elaboration)
trapped in closet scenario: 1, 2
len being the final girl
first mention of the ending
expanded game mechanics/events: main flowers & memesquad boys, primary gameplay style, piko&fukase encounter (+elaboration1, elaboration2), initial notes on oliver & moke, ciflower&fukase encounter (+elaboration), flowerization tied to assimilation tactics, other survivor povs, oliver & moke getting flowerized (+elaboration1, elaboration2), more notes on oliver (+elaboration)
defective flower: 1, 2, 3
james: 1, 2,
hivemind motivations
don't take them from the garden/remind them of their past
do the spores glow
bonus stuff:
rin gets munched
waltz of malice connections
flowerized!piko concept doodle
oliver post w/ funny tags
fear garden vibes
iku
#vocaloid#vocaloid au#flower hivemind au#to be updated???#THIS HAS BEEN SITTING IN MY DRAFTS FOR A WHILE đ i wanted to post an art and /then/ drop this but it never happened so. rip#useful for those who havent seen this madness yet lol. its almost? gonna be a year since that all happened wack...#or a refresher for those who already know :3 anyways again i dont claim ownership over this id feel bad đ give thanks to ollie guys#they came up w/ most of the great ideas not me hkshgkh i just did some stuff here and there#idk what else to put in tags here ive never made a post like this before. live laugh flower nation ig?#let me know if any of these links are broken/incorrectly labelled đđđ i tried doing em all correctly but i mightve fucked smthn up
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one of my reference letter writers got back to me today to say she was done with my letter but the links on the schools spreadsheet i sent her weren't working (they were just links to the dept websites), so i scrambled to get links emailed to her to upload her letter to interfolio and the like four schools i'm submitting to that don't use interfolio (boo). and that was this afternoon (i responded within an hour to her email) but so far nothing's been uploaded and i'm like... pls upload them pls now i'm super nervous she's going to struggle with the like technical aspect of getting letters uploaded. praying and hoping she uploads this weekend bc then i've got one letter on lockdown.
#i sent them all out around 4pm and still nothingggggg this is so nervewracking#and my third letter writer has STILL not responded with a yes or no. i gave her until oct. 20 for an answer so i'm waiting until then#to follow up and see about a full answer. but i'm like wouldnt she have said by now if she was planning to????? idk!!!!!#i have a drafted request for the prof i'm taking a class with this year but i'm so hesitant about asking bc it's so awkward lmao#almost easier with profs i don't have to see or interact with at all lmao#but i might ask her anyway even if this third person says yes. bc a fourth letter can only help in my case????#and then if the other prof says no i have a plan already in place#like if they both say no i might be shit out of luck bc idk who else i'd ask#except maybe the teacher for my workshop classes but tbh i dont even want to ask her lol i don't actually feel like she'd write a good lett#not just for me but like. in general. she's nice enough but not a great teacher tbh#[long scream]#i have to finish SO much writing this weekend and i need to do all this stuff but my head is spinning now bc of this stop itttt#grad app woes#liveblogging life
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