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Oh….

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they are best friends

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list link here

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hi yes hello im alive and back

thats it yay

so im going away for a few months today (in a good way!) and i hate tumblr's app so I'm not gonna be active here until i come back bc i can't bring my laptop with me

should return in 4-5 months but if im not back in 6 months at most i've probably been kidnapped or died or smth(or maybe just forgot my password)

i still have some posts on my queue but then it's absolutely nothing until i return:)

that's it for now byeeee

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a drawing i did days ago<33

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I drew a lot of jasons muehehhe

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I... I don't think the patient's weight got entered correctly. Just a hunch

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Bruce has a strict 'no metas/powers (except duke) allowed in Gotham' policy in place but it has a clause, BYOR (Bring Your Own Robin)

No one is allowed entry untill and unless they can produce their very own certified robin-shaped identity card

Whenever someone with even a hint of supernatural powers in them arrives at Gotham, they're first met with Bruce standing at the city border with a notepad in hand

Bruce: State your name and purpose.

Kon: Kon-el, here to hangout!

Bruce: Your Robin?

Kon, flourishing Tim from behind him: Ta-Da!

Tim, waves: Hey Bruce

Bruce: Approved, you may enter

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Bruce: Name and purpose?

Hal: Here to investigate a case, Hal Jordan

Bruce: Your Robin?

Hal: I.... don't have one?

Bruce: Denied

Hal: What?! But-

Bruce: Denied.

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Bruce: Yes, Wally, where's your robin?

Wally: Oh shit lemme just- *zaps away and returns with Dick, who was in the midst of brushing his teeth, in a bridal carry*- Here!

Bruce, grumbling a little: Fine. Approved.

Dick: You gotta stop using me as a key already, man

Wally: Blame Bruce.

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Bruce: Name and purpose?

Clark: Clark Kent, here for our monthly barbecue

Bruce: Robin?

Clark, producing an actual robin bird: Does this count?

Bruce:.....yes

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By LabradoriteKing on Pinterest

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🌻 comm for gee! thank you 💖

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Sushi Bedroom by Daisuke (2023)

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Presents 2/2

Something's never change

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I procrastinated a whole lot but I finished mostly

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Sorry Dami, it's too late it was sent to the family group chat...

Commission Info / Kofi (members get comics a week early)

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you ever open a message and think ‘what the fuck am I supposed to say to this’

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Okay. Hear me out.

Damian losing someone in the hospital for the first time.

It's not from anything too traumatic (by which I mean not caught in the crossfire of one of the rouges. No one to blame). Damian was doing chest compressions on a patient. Someone had to physically pull him off because he was just so focused that he didn't realize that the doctor was going to call the time of death.

Dr. Bashar kinda assumes this is Damian's first time really seeing someone die, so tells him/orders him to take a break so he can really process what happened.

And Damian can't say "no I'm good, I've killed countless people" so he just, goes along with it. But then he realizes.

He is kinda shaken by the whole thing.

He's killed people before but that's extremely different than trying to save someone. He's given chest compressions before, he's seen people he loved die in front of him. He's done this all before, so why is he so shaken by it?

He realizes how... normal this person's life ended. It was just... life.

Idk, I think that would be fun to explore. This is halfed baked someone please expand lol

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au where jason never stopped killing and stayed a rogue, but struck up a relationship with the batfam

crook: *stealing something* batman: *shows up out of nowhere to beat the shit out of him* crook: *dodging strikes* fuck, where's your handler? batman: . . . my what? crook: *screaming* HOOD! COME GET YOUR PET VIGILANTE BEFORE I SHOOT HIM IN THE FUCKING FACE hood, three blocks over: *tired sigh*

it also works in reverse

JL: *fighting in gotham* *come across red hood* hood: so, came all the way here for me? *shooting at random* im honored! clark: *facepalms* bruce, come get your dumbass villain jason: *mockingly offended gasp* villain? ill have you know im his son, dickwad! diana: . . . your son is a villain? bruce: *tired sigh*