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we really have to hand it to bruises for being easy to acquire, fun to touch, usually relatively harmless, and capable of turning a variety of pretty colours as they cycle through the stages of their life cycle from birth to death. they do so much for us. and even more if you're a bit of a pervert about it.

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monks debating whether vows of silence should still allow you to leave emoji reacts on the monastery groupchat

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one thing about me is i will tell you i love you

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thank you black mold. thats a wonderful idea black mold.

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Is This Ethical?: new survey shows millennials want rudolph the red nose reindeer to be renamed Klonopin the Crust Punk Horse

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munchlax is pretty hot

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hi im your cat do you mind if i touch your coffee. do you mind if i put my whole foot in your coffee

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Yeah hey mom I know it's been a while since I called. I have bad news. My cigarette broke in half. Yeah.. yeah Google said no way to fix it either

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I don't wear a packer because if you're staring at my crotch that's pretty gay of you, and ain't gonna get worked up over what some zipper-gazin' nancyboy thinks about the fact that I ain't got no dick and balls.

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god i love people

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and i am still learning!!!

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Animal Crossing Relaxing Music With Gay Moaning In The Background 1 Hour ✨✨✨

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your "package" got lost in the "male". um. okay. love wins

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a beautiful woman by the name of Scam Likely who owns various phones is trying to contact me

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