#incorrect abbott

[abbottmenty]

Melissa: Well, I can't help it! I'm Italian! Flirting is part of my heritage!

Jacob: what does that mean?

Ava: it means her father was a slut too

[jelestes]

Melissa: Ok, you’re in a good mood. What happened?

Ava: What? Can't I be in a good mood just because I feel like it?

Barbara: Janine tripped and fell down the stairs today.

[incorrectbatfam]

[chaperoning a field trip]

Dick: Hurry up! Who knows when those kids will start arriving.

Clark: They get here at seven-thirty.

Dick: Every day? That's wild.

[incorrect-bridgerton-family]

Eloise: They were so annoying, it almost triggered my fight or fight response.

Cressida: You mean fight or flight?

Eloise: No, I mean fight or fight. I’m not a damn bird, Cressida.

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Bruce: There’s always two sides to every story.

Tony: And one of the those is the right side, which is mine.

[incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes]

Donnie: You and Mona Lisa are dating now? Raph: We are! I've never been happier! Donnie: So she met you and she was like… "more"?

[daddiesdrarryy]

Regulus: So you’re dating Remus?

Sirius: Yeah! It’s going great!

Regulus: So he knew you, and he was like…more?

[shyjusticewarrior]

Jason: I am not doing two step verification. They can just hack me.

[chopper-and-ap5]

Maul: Discipline is an incredibly important part of a child's development. When I was a kid, if I did anything childlike - yell, run around, just generally have a zest for life - I would be put in time out. And I would have to reckon with the fact that I had committed a failure of character. And that is how I became the well-adjusted man that stands before you today. Obi-Wan: ...

[incorrect-piltover-quotes]

Vi: They were so annoying, it almost triggered my fight or fight response.

Caitlyn: You mean fight or flight?

Vi: No, I mean fight or fight. I’m not a damn bird, cupcake.

[salty-ironstrange-shipper]

Stephen: Discipline is an incredibly important part of a child's development. When I was a kid, if I did anything childlike - yell, run around, just generally have a zest for life - I would be put in time out. And I would have to reckon with the fact that I had committed a failure of character. And that is how I became the well-adjusted man that stands before you today. Tony: ...

[abbottmenty]

Season 3 be like:

Jacob: Alright, Janine. Repeat after me: I'm-

Janine: I'm-

Jacob: -in love with-

Janine: -in love with-

Jacob: -Gregory.

Janine: -Gregory.

Jacob: Good! "I'm in love with Gregory."

Janine: Me and Gregory are only friends

Jacob: ...

Melissa: (raises her bat)

[ladyorlandodream]

Barbara: You fainted, do you remember anything?

Jacob: Only the ambulance ride.

Melissa: That wasn’t an ambulance ride; I drove you.

Jacob: But I heard a siren...

Ava: That was Janine.

Janine: Sorry, I got nervous.

...

*to the cameras*

Melissa: There’s a thin line between being a genius and a complete idiot.

Ava: Jacob and Janine use that line as a jump rope.

[incorrectbatfam]

Damian: They were annoying, it almost triggered my fight or fight response.

Tim: You mean fight or flight?

Damian: No, I mean fight or fight. I’m not a damn bird, Drake.

[incorrect-bridgerton-family]

Colin: There’s always two sides to every story.

Eloise: And one of those is the right side. Which is mine!

[adastra121]

Ais: Takes me back to when I would stay out all night to avoid my problems. MC: ...Ais, that was last week.