#incorrect abbott

[abbottmenty]

Melissa: Well, I can't help it! I'm Italian! Flirting is part of my heritage!

Jacob: what does that mean?

Ava: it means her father was a slut too

[jelestes]

Melissa: Ok, you’re in a good mood. What happened?

Ava: What? Can't I be in a good mood just because I feel like it?

Barbara: Janine tripped and fell down the stairs today.

[incorrectbatfam]

[chaperoning a field trip]

Dick: Hurry up! Who knows when those kids will start arriving.

Clark: They get here at seven-thirty.

Dick: Every day? That's wild.

[incorrect-bridgerton-family]

Eloise: They were so annoying, it almost triggered my fight or fight response.

Cressida: You mean fight or flight?

Eloise: No, I mean fight or fight. I’m not a damn bird, Cressida.

[wildlyincorrect]

Elphaba: Discipline is an incredibly important part of a child's development. When I was a kid, if I did anything childlike... Yell, run around, just generally have a zest for life... I would be put on time out, and I would have to reckon with the fact that I had committed a failure of character. And that is how I became the well-adjusted woman that stands before you today. Glinda: Oh, Elphie...

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Bruce: There’s always two sides to every story.

Tony: And one of the those is the right side, which is mine.

[shyjusticewarrior]

Red Hood Incorrect Quotes Pt 49

Dana: Are you and your family close?

Jason: ... Very close. Almost painfully close.

Jason: I am not doing two step verification. They can just hack me.

Bernard: I'm looking for Tim.

Jason, staring: Is it too late to be gay?

[incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes]

Donnie: You and Mona Lisa are dating now? Raph: We are! I've never been happier! Donnie: So she met you and she was like… "more"?

[daddiesdrarryy]

Regulus: So you’re dating Remus?

Sirius: Yeah! It’s going great!

Regulus: So he knew you, and he was like…more?

[chopper-and-ap5]

Maul: Discipline is an incredibly important part of a child's development. When I was a kid, if I did anything childlike - yell, run around, just generally have a zest for life - I would be put in time out. And I would have to reckon with the fact that I had committed a failure of character. And that is how I became the well-adjusted man that stands before you today. Obi-Wan: ...

[sweetcheeksschemmenti]

*Melissa and Mr. Johnson enter a dive bar* 
Melissa: Look, I know you’re disappointed but could we at least have a drink?
Mr. Johnson, in a scuba diving suit: I would like to leave, please.

[abbottmenty]

Season 3 be like:

Jacob: Alright, Janine. Repeat after me: I'm-

Janine: I'm-

Jacob: -in love with-

Janine: -in love with-

Jacob: -Gregory.

Janine: -Gregory.

Jacob: Good! "I'm in love with Gregory."

Janine: Me and Gregory are only friends

Jacob: ...

Melissa: (raises her bat)

[incorrectstarwarslegendsquotes]

Lando Calrissian: Hey, did you get my email about the two of us hanging together after work? Mara Jade: No, it must have gone to spam. Lando Calrissian: It’s so crazy how my emails do that with you and nobody else.

[incorrectbatfam]

Damian: They were annoying, it almost triggered my fight or fight response.

Tim: You mean fight or flight?

Damian: No, I mean fight or fight. I’m not a damn bird, Drake.

[incorrect-bridgerton-family]

Colin: There’s always two sides to every story.

Eloise: And one of those is the right side. Which is mine!

[incorrect-piltover-quotes]

Vi: They were so annoying, it almost triggered my fight or fight response.

Caitlyn: You mean fight or flight?

Vi: No, I mean fight or fight. I’m not a damn bird, cupcake.