#i didn't invite you in here

[fleetsparrow]

I need to take a nap and not be a huge bitch rn but like

Genuinely hilarious to me.

[rikan-oo]

To my rogue SY jiuyuan AU, where he is Peak Lord Shen's spouse and sometimes teaches disciples too.

Luo Binghe: Shijie, I think I fell in love with Shifu.

Ning Yingying: Huh? Don't worry, A-Luo. It's only a phase! Everyone here had a crush on Shifu. Consider it second initiation.

Luo Binghe: Everyone?

Ning Yingying: We have a secret club too. Here people help each process feelings and appreciate Shifu.

Luo Binghe: And did it work?

Ning Yingying: Well... don't worry about it. Like Shifu says it's all about journey and all friends we made. And unless you're Liu-shishu, it will pass. Are you in or not?

Luo Binghe: ... Of course

[loveisalwaystheanswer]

how and why the fuck did we get from this

to this

[recurring-polynya]

One of my fanfic pet peeves is when people try to write Orihime as a bad cook, which is to say, the food she makes is disgusting or makes people sick. I could pull out receipts from canon about how in truth she is just adventurous and enjoys off-beat combinations of things, but I really just want to talk about this absolutely genius creation from Bleach 330:

oh. my. god. I would eat the hell out of that.

You may be thinking, hmm, it's kind of like a dessert pizza, eh? Well. Maybe. Kind of. I feel obligated to point out that there is spicy mayonnaise mixed into the chocolate. But on the other hand, mayonnaise is a legit cake ingredient (it's just an egg/oil emulsion, right?) and chocolate tastes great with a bit of heat.

Chad and Ichigo are skeptical, but they are teenage boys and also WRONG.

Here's the real verdict:

Nozomi knows what's up, and so do Ichigo's sisters.

[hurglewurm]

ah that holiday depression

[spiritedstars]

The idea that some people still think Nesta’s main traits are supposed to be bitchy, mean, and a hater…idk what to tell you but the whole point of her healing journey is to not be those things because all it did was hurt everyone around her and herself.

[thatswhatsushesaid]

reflecting on some of the posts i've seen dropped in the jgy tags over the last week, i've come to the conclusion that some of you just asked chatgpt to summarize the plot or character relationships for you, and decided that was as good as reading the book. why form your own coherent opinions when you can just ask the robot that lives in your phone to do it for you?

[utilitycaster]

Every single piece of anon hate comes from someone who is a cat mad you locked them out of the bathroom except they're not even YOUR cat and are in fact just a weird guy who wandered into your house and is frothing at the mouth over the fact that not only did you lock your bathroom door; you also did not offer them their specific favorite drink when they wandered into your house uninvited. The day you realize this is the day you will know internet enlightenment.

[pushing500]

Thank you for the timely intervention, Man in Black XiaoLiang. I'm sure if Mechi didn't hate people so much, he would be very grateful.

Oh yes that's right

We were doing a Void Provocation ritual

And now there's a zombie lion

XiaoLiang did not enjoy his fight with the zombie lion. Unlike Mechi and Ratchet, he did not have the good sense to stand back, and the lion got him. He's fine, but the bruises must be too much for him. We won't have to worry about it for long, though.

Goodbye, XiaoLiang. Mechi probably won't miss you 👋

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[whatevertheweather]

I have a lot to say about this but I'm not going to say most of it because I'm actually so so sleepy, but it's very important that I post anyway because guess who finally has a full draft of Musical Chairs.

It's all there. All the pieces. Have been connected. Edits need to be made but none of them are 'oh god why won't this work I need to rewrite this whole thing oh god,' they're just normal goddamn edits. I've thrown it at the betas, and now to conclude the cherished tradition of me endlessly posting about this fic almost being done, y'all get one last such WIP snippet, and then I'm going to bed and no one's seeing another word until the fic is posted.

“You’re a peach,” Shepard said as Baz agreed to split the last shot on the tray with him, and Baz rolled his eyes up to the ceiling. ”Why have you chosen comparing me to food as the hill you want to die on?” “Sorry,” Shepard answered with a furrowed brow. “I think I’m hungry.” Baz took the full shot himself. Shepard wailed. Their relationship was a fascinating study all on its own, though admittedly Penny was only looking at it so hard in search of cracks through which Shepard might be reachable.

Tags under the cut <3

@you-remind-me-of-the-babe @fatalfangirl @moodandmist @cutestkilla @artsyunderstudy

@aristocratic-otter @martsonmars @facewithoutheart @ivelovedhimthroughworse @bookish-bogwitch

@mooncello @monbons @iamamythologicalcreature @ionlydrinkhotwater @alexalexinii

@run-for-chamo-miles @forabeatofadrum @thewholelemon @rimeswithpurple @noblecorgi

@youarenevertooold @ileadacharmedlife @nightimedreamersworld

Some of those are thank you tags for those who've kept tagging me in things, I hope to look at stuff when I'm not about to fall asleep, and also I'm sorry to the people I've not tagged because of the aforementioned falling asleep, I love you all bye <3

[mokeonn]

Before I go to sleep I leave you all with this piece of advice: sometimes you don't actually have to answer big political questions, sometimes you can just say "I am not smart enough to know that, I just know the small things I do to help." Like you can often times completely avoid making a fool of yourself if you just say you don't know.

[psychopomp-namine]

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[sysig]

Dr. “Has to get a good grade in therapy” Doran (Patreon)

[aparticularbandit]

Okay, we talk shit about Agatha killing all those witches, but - with one exception (Alice), every single one of those witches also tried to kill her.

Every. Single. One.

Those witches would still have tried to get a coven together to seek a road that wasn't there, would still have not been able to summon a road that wasn't there, and likely still would have lashed out at the other witches around them for being unable to summon a road that wasn't there.

Agatha provoked them to attack her specifically, sure.

But they still attacked her.

[freaky-flawless]

Could we celebrate any other character's birthday....

[cdroloisms]

society if so-called dsmp blogs actually posted about the dsmp